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  1. #1 Worst Episode
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    Dice Season 2 Episode 6 - Fingerless
    7.0/10(58 votes)

    #1 - Fingerless

    S2:E6

    Dice gets cast in a film, but he soon finds out that not everything revolves around himself. An old friend visits Dice to discuss a promise made thirty years ago.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  2. Dice Season 2 Episode 7 - The Trial
    7.0/10(57 votes)

    #2 - The Trial

    S2:E7

    Dice is at an all-time low after losing Carmen, Milkshake and his job. He tries to stay positive but fails after learning he's lost one more thing: his identity. Season finale.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  3. Dice Season 1 Episode 1 - Elvis
    7.3/10(144 votes)

    #3 - Elvis

    S1:E1

    Dice is tasked with getting his girlfriend's brother a wedding gift, but he gets distracted at the casino and loses $100,000, which he then desperately tries to win back.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  4. Dice Season 2 Episode 3 - No Bullsh*t
    7.4/10(70 votes)

    #4 - No Bullsh*t

    S2:E3

    Carmen is arrested just as her parents arrive in town, leaving Dice to keep them under control, while hiding each other's secrets. Dice tries to help his lawyer with an out of control personal problem.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  5. Dice Season 2 Episode 4 - The Twelve
    7.4/10(64 votes)

    #5 - The Twelve

    S2:E4

    Dice gets a new gig on the live broadcast of “Monroe: The Musical” - but he's got issues with the star. Trying to confront the problem, he finds out that politics in Vegas are a little too intense.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  6. Dice Season 1 Episode 3 - Prestige
    7.6/10(82 votes)

    #6 - Prestige

    S1:E3

    Dice gets upset when a plaster mold of his penis goes missing from an art show. Meanwhile, after Dice accidentally dings Criss Angel's Lamborghini, the "Mindfreak" sets out to use his magic against him.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  7. Dice Season 1 Episode 5 - Sal Maldonado
    7.6/10(65 votes)

    #7 - Sal Maldonado

    S1:E5

    Milkshake uses a fake name at a steakhouse to sound "mobbed up." Meanwhile, Dice gets fired as the manager of his sons' heavy metal band and is replaced by a slick Hollywood agent.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  8. Dice Season 2 Episode 1 - It's a Miserable Life
    7.6/10(77 votes)

    #8 - It's a Miserable Life

    S2:E1

    Cursed by his old Rabbi, Dice is forced to live his life as if "The Diceman" never existed. Struggling to grasp this new reality he tries to win over Carmen - who does not recognize him anymore.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  9. Dice Season 1 Episode 4 - Alimony
    7.7/10(68 votes)

    #9 - Alimony

    S1:E4

    Dice tries to find work when he learns that Carmen is still receiving alimony payments and gets a meeting at the Tangiers Casino. But the meeting is for 7:30 in the morning, an impossible time to wake up for.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  10. Dice Season 1 Episode 6 - Six Grand
    7.8/10(61 votes)

    #10 - Six Grand

    S1:E6

    Season 1 ends with Dice's place at the top of his crew being threatened when his old buddy Bobby the Mooch returns to town with newly acquired wealth. Dice's jealous behavior causes him to lose his best friend, so he fights to win Milkshake back.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  11. Dice Season 2 Episode 5 - The Old Man
    7.8/10(59 votes)

    #11 - The Old Man

    S2:E5

    Dice is stuck all alone after the family leaves for the weekend. He takes up an unusual friendship with an old man who is kept locked up in a room across the street.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  12. Dice Season 2 Episode 2 - Big Fan
    8.0/10(74 votes)

    #12 - Big Fan

    S2:E2

    Dice begins to get suspicious when he finds out an old stalker is living and working around the corner from him. What efforts will he go to in order to protect himself from the past?

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  13. Dice Season 1 Episode 2 - Ego
    8.1/10(125 votes)

    #13 - Ego

    S1:E2

    A sex quiz reveals that Dice and Carmen merely "sizzle" in bed, so Dice makes it his mission to get her to "boil." Meanwhile, actor Adrien Brody asks Dice if he can shadow him as part of his research for an upcoming role.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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Worst Episodes Summary

"Fingerless" is the worst rated episode of "Dice". It scored 7/10 based on 58 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 10/1/2017. This episode scored 0.0 points lower than the second lowest rated, "The Trial".