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The Worst Episodes of Dice

Every episode of Dice ranked from worst to best. Explore the Worst Episodes of Dice!

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Genre:Comedy
Network:Showtime

Worst Episodes Summary

"It's a Miserable Life" is the worst rated episode of "Dice". It scored N/A/10 based on 0 votes. Directed by N/A and written by N/A, it aired on 8/20/2017. This episode scored NaN points lower than the second lowest rated, "Big Fan".

  • It's a Miserable Life
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    #1 - It's a Miserable Life

    Season 2 Episode 1 - Aired 8/20/2017

    Cursed by his old Rabbi, Dice is forced to live his life as if "The Diceman" never existed. Struggling to grasp this new reality he tries to win over Carmen - who does not recognize him anymore.

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  • Big Fan
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    #2 - Big Fan

    Season 2 Episode 2 - Aired 8/27/2017

    Dice begins to get suspicious when he finds out an old stalker is living and working around the corner from him. What efforts will he go to in order to protect himself from the past?

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  • No Bullsh*t
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    #3 - No Bullsh*t

    Season 2 Episode 3 - Aired 9/10/2017

    Carmen is arrested just as her parents arrive in town, leaving Dice to keep them under control, while hiding each other's secrets. Dice tries to help his lawyer with an out of control personal problem.

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  • The Twelve
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    #4 - The Twelve

    Season 2 Episode 4 - Aired 9/17/2017

    Dice gets a new gig on the live broadcast of “Monroe: The Musical” - but he's got issues with the star. Trying to confront the problem, he finds out that politics in Vegas are a little too intense.

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  • The Old Man
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    #5 - The Old Man

    Season 2 Episode 5 - Aired 9/24/2017

    Dice is stuck all alone after the family leaves for the weekend. He takes up an unusual friendship with an old man who is kept locked up in a room across the street.

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  • Fingerless
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    #6 - Fingerless

    Season 2 Episode 6 - Aired 10/1/2017

    Dice gets cast in a film, but he soon finds out that not everything revolves around himself. An old friend visits Dice to discuss a promise made thirty years ago.

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  • The Trial
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    #7 - The Trial

    Season 2 Episode 7 - Aired 10/8/2017

    Dice is at an all-time low after losing Carmen, Milkshake and his job. He tries to stay positive but fails after learning he's lost one more thing: his identity. Season finale.

    Director: N/A

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  • Elvis
    7.3/10143 votes
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    #8 - Elvis

    Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 4/10/2016

    Dice is tasked with getting his girlfriend's brother a wedding gift, but he gets distracted at the casino and loses $100,000, which he then desperately tries to win back.

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  • Prestige
    7.6/1080 votes
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    #9 - Prestige

    Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 4/24/2016

    Dice gets upset when a plaster mold of his penis goes missing from an art show. Meanwhile, after Dice accidentally dings Criss Angel's Lamborghini, the "Mindfreak" sets out to use his magic against him.

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  • Sal Maldonado
    7.6/1063 votes
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    #10 - Sal Maldonado

    Season 1 Episode 5 - Aired 5/8/2016

    Milkshake uses a fake name at a steakhouse to sound "mobbed up." Meanwhile, Dice gets fired as the manager of his sons' heavy metal band and is replaced by a slick Hollywood agent.

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  • Alimony
    7.7/1066 votes
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    #11 - Alimony

    Season 1 Episode 4 - Aired 5/1/2016

    Dice tries to find work when he learns that Carmen is still receiving alimony payments and gets a meeting at the Tangiers Casino. But the meeting is for 7:30 in the morning, an impossible time to wake up for.

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  • Six Grand
    7.7/1059 votes
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    #12 - Six Grand

    Season 1 Episode 6 - Aired 5/15/2016

    Season 1 ends with Dice's place at the top of his crew being threatened when his old buddy Bobby the Mooch returns to town with newly acquired wealth. Dice's jealous behavior causes him to lose his best friend, so he fights to win Milkshake back.

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  • Ego
    8.1/10122 votes
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    #13 - Ego

    Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 4/17/2016

    A sex quiz reveals that Dice and Carmen merely "sizzle" in bed, so Dice makes it his mission to get her to "boil." Meanwhile, actor Adrien Brody asks Dice if he can shadow him as part of his research for an upcoming role.

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