8.9/1020 votesLoading...#1 - The Fart Knight Rises
Season 4 Episode 9 - Aired 7/12/2012
Batman and the Bloser are hired to protect the Olympics... right at Tea Time. Cheery-uh-oh. Featuring a cameo by Thomas "TomSka" Ridgewell as the villainous sidekick "Mash"!
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- 8.8/1019 votesLoading...
#2 - Figured Out
Season 5 Episode 11 - Aired 3/26/2014
An episode looking into the future lives of Red and Blue after the events of Dick Figures: The Movie.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
- 8.6/1018 votesLoading...
#3 - Attack of the Pwns
Season 1 Episode 10 - Aired 3/24/2011
Space... the season finale frontier... where the forces of evil (Blue) battle the forces of evil-er (Red) for dominion over the galaxy or a frozen burrito or whatever.
Director: Ed Skudder, Zack Keller
Writer: Ed Skudder, Zack Keller
- 8.6/1011 votesLoading...
#4 - Hardcore Chore
Season 5 Episode 2 - Aired 9/3/2013
Red loses a bet to Blue and is forced to do all of his chores. His method for doing so involves a lot of guns..
Director: N/A
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- 8.5/1020 votesLoading...
#5 - Role Playas
Season 1 Episode 9 - Aired 3/10/2011
Cerulean (aka Blue) hopes to gain +4 charisma points by saving Pinkcess from the Evil King Richard Figures the Long Shaft.
Director: Ed Skudder, Zack Keller
Writer: Ed Skudder, Zack Keller
- 8.5/1018 votesLoading...
#6 - We're Cops!
Season 2 Episode 9 - Aired 8/11/2011
After taking Blue on a joy ride, Red tells the Five-0 to lick his donuts and suck his penal code.
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- 8.5/1019 votesLoading...
#7 - Modern Flame War 3
Season 3 Episode 4 - Aired 11/3/2011
After an internet outage, Red and Blue team up again with TROLLz0r to unload their weapons while searching for the perfect pair of bazookas.
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- 8.5/1015 votesLoading...
#8 - First Day of Cool
Season 4 Episode 5 - Aired 5/31/2012
Witness the birth of Red and Blue's friendship, and the death of everyone else.
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Writer: N/A
- 8.4/1019 votesLoading...
#9 - Zombies & Shotguns
Season 2 Episode 1 - Aired 4/21/2011
During a visit to the local MaulMart, Red struggles to crack open some finger food, while Zombies go after much larger body parts.
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- 8.4/1021 votesLoading...
#10 - Lord Tourette's Syndrome
Season 2 Episode 4 - Aired 6/2/2011
Having lost his prized possession, Lord Tourettes enlists Red and Blue to help put the hat back on his head, and the potty back in his mouth.
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- 8.4/1012 votesLoading...
#11 - Kung Fu Winners
Season 3 Episode 10 - Aired 1/26/2012
When ninja a-holes steal Blue's girlfriend, Red's called in to defuse the situation -- WITH MOTHERF***ING JUMP KICKS.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
- 8.3/1023 votesLoading...
#12 - Steakosaurus
Season 1 Episode 5 - Aired 1/13/2011
Red and Blue decide to feed themselves the old-fashioned way - hunting, killing and time-traveling.
Director: Ed Skudder, Zack Keller
Writer: Ed Skudder, Zack Keller
- 8.3/1023 votesLoading...
#13 - OMG
Season 1 Episode 6 - Aired 1/27/2011
Red and Blue will plant this episode in your subconscious and then cover it in their own fertilizer.
Director: Ed Skudder, Zack Keller
Writer: Ed Skudder, Zack Keller
- 8.3/1016 votesLoading...
#14 - Sex Marks the Spot
Season 2 Episode 8 - Aired 7/28/2011
Red pulls a map from the magical Porcelain Throne, as he and Blue become the Raiders of the Lost Fart.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
- 8.2/1022 votesLoading...
#15 - Trouble Date
Season 1 Episode 7 - Aired 2/10/2011
Blue and Pink's romantic meal is ruined when Red gets his salad tossed. Sacré Blue!
Director: Ed Skudder, Zack Keller
Writer: Ed Skudder, Zack Keller
- 8.2/1020 votesLoading...
#16 - Bath Rhymes
Season 2 Episode 10 - Aired 8/25/2011
Alright partyrockers, keep your pants on... the Official Music Video for "Bath Rhymes" is finally here! Like it, love it, marry it, grow old and die with it. Made by the fans, for the fans. Several hundred animation submissions were combined into an uber-video for the two greatest colors on the planet: Red and Blue. Sit back, relax, and turn up that bass!
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
- 8.2/1014 votesLoading...
#17 - Snowjob
Season 5 Episode 3 - Aired 9/10/2013
A freak snowstorm causes a power outage and freezes Red into a life-size snowman. Blue and Pink must thaw him out, and to make matters worse, he needs the toilet...
Director: N/A
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- 8.2/1011 votesLoading...
#18 - Happy Birthdump
Season 5 Episode 10 - Aired 6/26/2014
Red and Blue suffer food poisoning from a Mexican restaurant. After Blue's car is stolen, they must make their long journey home to the toilet before it's too late...
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Writer: N/A
- 8.1/1024 votesLoading...
#19 - Traffic Jams
Season 1 Episode 4 - Aired 12/30/2010
Red slowly drives Blue insane in the fast lane to nowhere.
Director: Ed Skudder, Zack Keller
Writer: Ed Skudder, Zack Keller
- 8.1/1015 votesLoading...
#20 - Pleasure Cruise
Season 3 Episode 9 - Aired 1/12/2012
Cruisin' and boozin' on the open ocean, Red and Blue must act fast before someone drops a bomb on the poop deck.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
- 8.1/1011 votesLoading...
#21 - The Red Devil
Season 4 Episode 6 - Aired 6/14/2012
Red and Blue become accidental banditos in the mysterious land of tacos and burritos known as "Mexico."
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
- 8.0/1017 votesLoading...
#22 - Terminate-Her
Season 3 Episode 3 - Aired 10/20/2011
Watch this episode if you want to live! At a Halloween party, Red dresses up as a T-800, while Blue meets a girl who wants to 69.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
- 8.0/1014 votesLoading...
#23 - Losing Streakers
Season 4 Episode 1 - Aired 4/5/2012
A gambling roadtrip to win rent money turns into a wild, winner-takes-all night of drunken, pooping, streaking buffoonery.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
- 7.9/1027 votesLoading...
#24 - Flame War
Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 12/16/2010
Red and Blue turn a simple video game shopping spree into a black-ops killing spree.
Director: Ed Skudder, Zack Keller
Writer: Ed Skudder, Zack Keller
- 7.9/1019 votesLoading...
#25 - Camp Anarchy
Season 2 Episode 2 - Aired 5/5/2011
Red has a blast while reigniting childhood memories with Blue at their childhood camp. He also has a blast igniting dynamite.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
The Best Episodes of Dick Figures
Every episode of Dick Figures ranked from best to worst. Let's dive into the Best Episodes of Dick Figures!
The series focuses on two stick figures named Red and Blue, who are best friends.
Genres:AnimationComedy
Network:YouTube
Best Episodes Summary
"The Fart Knight Rises" is the best rated episode of "Dick Figures". It scored 8.9/10 based on 20 votes. Directed by N/A and written by N/A, it aired on 7/12/2012. This episode scored 0.1 points higher than the second highest rated, "Figured Out".