Batman and the Bloser are hired to protect the Olympics... right at Tea Time. Cheery-uh-oh. Featuring a cameo by Thomas "TomSka" Ridgewell as the villainous sidekick "Mash"!

An episode looking into the future lives of Red and Blue after the events of Dick Figures: The Movie.

Space... the season finale frontier... where the forces of evil (Blue) battle the forces of evil-er (Red) for dominion over the galaxy or a frozen burrito or whatever.

Red loses a bet to Blue and is forced to do all of his chores. His method for doing so involves a lot of guns..

Cerulean (aka Blue) hopes to gain +4 charisma points by saving Pinkcess from the Evil King Richard Figures the Long Shaft.

After taking Blue on a joy ride, Red tells the Five-0 to lick his donuts and suck his penal code.

After an internet outage, Red and Blue team up again with TROLLz0r to unload their weapons while searching for the perfect pair of bazookas.

During a visit to the local MaulMart, Red struggles to crack open some finger food, while Zombies go after much larger body parts.

Having lost his prized possession, Lord Tourettes enlists Red and Blue to help put the hat back on his head, and the potty back in his mouth.

Alright partyrockers, keep your pants on... the Official Music Video for "Bath Rhymes" is finally here! Like it, love it, marry it, grow old and die with it. Made by the fans, for the fans. Several hundred animation submissions were combined into an uber-video for the two greatest colors on the planet: Red and Blue. Sit back, relax, and turn up that bass!

When ninja a-holes steal Blue's girlfriend, Red's called in to defuse the situation -- WITH MOTHERF***ING JUMP KICKS.

Witness the birth of Red and Blue's friendship, and the death of everyone else.

Red pulls a map from the magical Porcelain Throne, as he and Blue become the Raiders of the Lost Fart.

Blue and Pink's romantic meal is ruined when Red gets his salad tossed. Sacré Blue!

A freak snowstorm causes a power outage and freezes Red into a life-size snowman. Blue and Pink must thaw him out, and to make matters worse, he needs the toilet...

Red and Blue suffer food poisoning from a Mexican restaurant. After Blue's car is stolen, they must make their long journey home to the toilet before it's too late...

Cruisin' and boozin' on the open ocean, Red and Blue must act fast before someone drops a bomb on the poop deck.

Red slowly drives Blue insane in the fast lane to nowhere.

Red and Blue decide to feed themselves the old-fashioned way - hunting, killing and time-traveling.

Red and Blue will plant this episode in your subconscious and then cover it in their own fertilizer.

Watch this episode if you want to live! At a Halloween party, Red dresses up as a T-800, while Blue meets a girl who wants to 69.

A gambling roadtrip to win rent money turns into a wild, winner-takes-all night of drunken, pooping, streaking buffoonery.

Red and Blue become accidental banditos in the mysterious land of tacos and burritos known as "Mexico."

The only thing worse than Red's brain in Red's body is Red's brain in Blue's body. Well, for Blue at least. When the pair accidentally swaps brains shit gets crazy as they try to take over the other's life... poorly.

Red attempts the impossible "Freshman 15" challenge of boning 15 freshman chicks in one night. CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!