Batman and the Bloser are hired to protect the Olympics... right at Tea Time. Cheery-uh-oh. Featuring a cameo by Thomas "TomSka" Ridgewell as the villainous sidekick "Mash"!

An episode looking into the future lives of Red and Blue after the events of Dick Figures: The Movie.

Red loses a bet to Blue and is forced to do all of his chores. His method for doing so involves a lot of guns..

After taking Blue on a joy ride, Red tells the Five-0 to lick his donuts and suck his penal code.

During a visit to the local MaulMart, Red struggles to crack open some finger food, while Zombies go after much larger body parts.

Having lost his prized possession, Lord Tourettes enlists Red and Blue to help put the hat back on his head, and the potty back in his mouth.

Witness the birth of Red and Blue's friendship, and the death of everyone else.

Red pulls a map from the magical Porcelain Throne, as he and Blue become the Raiders of the Lost Fart.

Alright partyrockers, keep your pants on... the Official Music Video for "Bath Rhymes" is finally here! Like it, love it, marry it, grow old and die with it. Made by the fans, for the fans. Several hundred animation submissions were combined into an uber-video for the two greatest colors on the planet: Red and Blue. Sit back, relax, and turn up that bass!

A freak snowstorm causes a power outage and freezes Red into a life-size snowman. Blue and Pink must thaw him out, and to make matters worse, he needs the toilet...

Red and Blue suffer food poisoning from a Mexican restaurant. After Blue's car is stolen, they must make their long journey home to the toilet before it's too late...

A gambling roadtrip to win rent money turns into a wild, winner-takes-all night of drunken, pooping, streaking buffoonery.

Red and Blue become accidental banditos in the mysterious land of tacos and burritos known as "Mexico."

Red and Blue make dat ass kraken in a high seas showdown with Pink's bountiful treasures.

Red attempts the impossible "Freshman 15" challenge of boning 15 freshman chicks in one night. CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!

Red has a blast while reigniting childhood memories with Blue at their childhood camp. He also has a blast igniting dynamite.

After being caught trying to dine and dash at an Italian restaurant, Red and Blue are-a forced-a to-a deliver-a pizza-a to some hungry drunk bitches. Molto Bene!

A day in the life of Lord Tourettes is a scary FUCKING thing! Swear-along as he sings all about it.

Blue is placed under house arrest by the Fang Angels, while Red plots a heroic escape.

To help Blue lubricate his limp game, Red shares his three-step plan for getting fore-play started again.

The music video for the ending credits theme of Dick Figures: The Movie.

Red and Blue's hamster Flufferz passes away, but not before passing a magical teapot out his poop hole.

Red and Blue play the new videogame, GTA: Pacific Grim, unaware that the characters they're controlling might just be real...

The episode starts with Red and Blue tied up by the Russian mob, who threaten to kill them unless they remember where they hid the Das Vidiamond Vodka! A series of blackout flash-backs establish the events of the previous night.

Aww Yea! Full of rage, Red tracks down TROLLz0r, a Flame War gamer who is forever kicking his ass.