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The Best Episodes of Dick Figures

Every episode of Dick Figures ranked from best to worst. Let's dive into the Best Episodes of Dick Figures!

The series focuses on two stick figures named Red and Blue, who are best friends.
Genres:AnimationComedy
Network:YouTube

Best Episodes Summary

"The Fart Knight Rises" is the best rated episode of "Dick Figures". It scored 8.9/10 based on 20 votes. Directed by N/A and written by N/A, it aired on 7/12/2012. This episode scored 0.1 points higher than the second highest rated, "Figured Out".

  • The Fart Knight Rises
    8.9/1020 votes
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    #1 - The Fart Knight Rises

    Season 4 Episode 9 - Aired 7/12/2012

    Batman and the Bloser are hired to protect the Olympics... right at Tea Time. Cheery-uh-oh. Featuring a cameo by Thomas "TomSka" Ridgewell as the villainous sidekick "Mash"!

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Figured Out
    8.8/1019 votes
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    #2 - Figured Out

    Season 5 Episode 11 - Aired 3/26/2014

    An episode looking into the future lives of Red and Blue after the events of Dick Figures: The Movie.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Attack of the Pwns
    8.6/1018 votes
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    #3 - Attack of the Pwns

    Season 1 Episode 10 - Aired 3/24/2011

    Space... the season finale frontier... where the forces of evil (Blue) battle the forces of evil-er (Red) for dominion over the galaxy or a frozen burrito or whatever.

    Director: Ed Skudder, Zack Keller

    Writer: Ed Skudder, Zack Keller

  • Hardcore Chore
    8.6/1011 votes
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    #4 - Hardcore Chore

    Season 5 Episode 2 - Aired 9/3/2013

    Red loses a bet to Blue and is forced to do all of his chores. His method for doing so involves a lot of guns..

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Role Playas
    8.5/1020 votes
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    #5 - Role Playas

    Season 1 Episode 9 - Aired 3/10/2011

    Cerulean (aka Blue) hopes to gain +4 charisma points by saving Pinkcess from the Evil King Richard Figures the Long Shaft.

    Director: Ed Skudder, Zack Keller

    Writer: Ed Skudder, Zack Keller

  • We're Cops!
    8.5/1018 votes
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    #6 - We're Cops!

    Season 2 Episode 9 - Aired 8/11/2011

    After taking Blue on a joy ride, Red tells the Five-0 to lick his donuts and suck his penal code.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Modern Flame War 3
    8.5/1019 votes
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    #7 - Modern Flame War 3

    Season 3 Episode 4 - Aired 11/3/2011

    After an internet outage, Red and Blue team up again with TROLLz0r to unload their weapons while searching for the perfect pair of bazookas.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • First Day of Cool
    8.5/1015 votes
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    #8 - First Day of Cool

    Season 4 Episode 5 - Aired 5/31/2012

    Witness the birth of Red and Blue's friendship, and the death of everyone else.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Zombies & Shotguns
    8.4/1019 votes
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    #9 - Zombies & Shotguns

    Season 2 Episode 1 - Aired 4/21/2011

    During a visit to the local MaulMart, Red struggles to crack open some finger food, while Zombies go after much larger body parts.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Lord Tourette's Syndrome
    8.4/1021 votes
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    #10 - Lord Tourette's Syndrome

    Season 2 Episode 4 - Aired 6/2/2011

    Having lost his prized possession, Lord Tourettes enlists Red and Blue to help put the hat back on his head, and the potty back in his mouth.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Kung Fu Winners
    8.4/1012 votes
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    #11 - Kung Fu Winners

    Season 3 Episode 10 - Aired 1/26/2012

    When ninja a-holes steal Blue's girlfriend, Red's called in to defuse the situation -- WITH MOTHERF***ING JUMP KICKS.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Steakosaurus
    8.3/1023 votes
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    #12 - Steakosaurus

    Season 1 Episode 5 - Aired 1/13/2011

    Red and Blue decide to feed themselves the old-fashioned way - hunting, killing and time-traveling.

    Director: Ed Skudder, Zack Keller

    Writer: Ed Skudder, Zack Keller

  • OMG
    8.3/1023 votes
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    #13 - OMG

    Season 1 Episode 6 - Aired 1/27/2011

    Red and Blue will plant this episode in your subconscious and then cover it in their own fertilizer.

    Director: Ed Skudder, Zack Keller

    Writer: Ed Skudder, Zack Keller

  • Sex Marks the Spot
    8.3/1016 votes
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    #14 - Sex Marks the Spot

    Season 2 Episode 8 - Aired 7/28/2011

    Red pulls a map from the magical Porcelain Throne, as he and Blue become the Raiders of the Lost Fart.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Trouble Date
    8.2/1022 votes
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    #15 - Trouble Date

    Season 1 Episode 7 - Aired 2/10/2011

    Blue and Pink's romantic meal is ruined when Red gets his salad tossed. Sacré Blue!

    Director: Ed Skudder, Zack Keller

    Writer: Ed Skudder, Zack Keller

  • Snowjob
    8.2/1014 votes
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    #16 - Snowjob

    Season 5 Episode 3 - Aired 9/10/2013

    A freak snowstorm causes a power outage and freezes Red into a life-size snowman. Blue and Pink must thaw him out, and to make matters worse, he needs the toilet...

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Happy Birthdump
    8.2/1011 votes
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    #17 - Happy Birthdump

    Season 5 Episode 10 - Aired 6/26/2014

    Red and Blue suffer food poisoning from a Mexican restaurant. After Blue's car is stolen, they must make their long journey home to the toilet before it's too late...

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Traffic Jams
    8.1/1024 votes
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    #18 - Traffic Jams

    Season 1 Episode 4 - Aired 12/30/2010

    Red slowly drives Blue insane in the fast lane to nowhere.

    Director: Ed Skudder, Zack Keller

    Writer: Ed Skudder, Zack Keller

  • Bath Rhymes
    8.1/1019 votes
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    #19 - Bath Rhymes

    Season 2 Episode 10 - Aired 8/25/2011

    Alright partyrockers, keep your pants on... the Official Music Video for "Bath Rhymes" is finally here! Like it, love it, marry it, grow old and die with it. Made by the fans, for the fans. Several hundred animation submissions were combined into an uber-video for the two greatest colors on the planet: Red and Blue. Sit back, relax, and turn up that bass!

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Pleasure Cruise
    8.1/1015 votes
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    #20 - Pleasure Cruise

    Season 3 Episode 9 - Aired 1/12/2012

    Cruisin' and boozin' on the open ocean, Red and Blue must act fast before someone drops a bomb on the poop deck.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The Red Devil
    8.1/1011 votes
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    #21 - The Red Devil

    Season 4 Episode 6 - Aired 6/14/2012

    Red and Blue become accidental banditos in the mysterious land of tacos and burritos known as "Mexico."

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Terminate-Her
    8.0/1017 votes
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    #22 - Terminate-Her

    Season 3 Episode 3 - Aired 10/20/2011

    Watch this episode if you want to live! At a Halloween party, Red dresses up as a T-800, while Blue meets a girl who wants to 69.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Losing Streakers
    8.0/1014 votes
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    #23 - Losing Streakers

    Season 4 Episode 1 - Aired 4/5/2012

    A gambling roadtrip to win rent money turns into a wild, winner-takes-all night of drunken, pooping, streaking buffoonery.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Flame War
    7.9/1027 votes
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    #24 - Flame War

    Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 12/16/2010

    Red and Blue turn a simple video game shopping spree into a black-ops killing spree.

    Director: Ed Skudder, Zack Keller

    Writer: Ed Skudder, Zack Keller

  • Camp Anarchy
    7.9/1019 votes
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    #25 - Camp Anarchy

    Season 2 Episode 2 - Aired 5/5/2011

    Red has a blast while reigniting childhood memories with Blue at their childhood camp. He also has a blast igniting dynamite.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A