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The Best Episodes of Dick Figures

Every episode of Dick Figures ranked from best to worst. Let's dive into the Best Episodes of Dick Figures!

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The series focuses on two stick figures named Red and Blue, who are best friends.

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  1. #1 Fan Favorite
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    Dick Figures Season 4 Episode 9 - The Fart Knight Rises
    9.1/10(20 votes)

    #1 - The Fart Knight Rises

    S4:E9

    Batman and the Bloser are hired to protect the Olympics... right at Tea Time. Cheery-uh-oh. Featuring a cameo by Thomas "TomSka" Ridgewell as the villainous sidekick "Mash"!

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  2. Dick Figures Season 5 Episode 11 - Figured Out
    8.9/10(21 votes)

    #2 - Figured Out

    S5:E11

    An episode looking into the future lives of Red and Blue after the events of Dick Figures: The Movie.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  3. Dick Figures Season 4 Episode 5 - First Day of Cool
    8.7/10(17 votes)

    #3 - First Day of Cool

    S4:E5

    Witness the birth of Red and Blue's friendship, and the death of everyone else.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  4. Dick Figures Season 5 Episode 2 - Hardcore Chore
    8.7/10(11 votes)

    #4 - Hardcore Chore

    S5:E2

    Red loses a bet to Blue and is forced to do all of his chores. His method for doing so involves a lot of guns..

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  5. Dick Figures Season 1 Episode 9 - Role Playas
    8.6/10(21 votes)

    #5 - Role Playas

    S1:E9

    Cerulean (aka Blue) hopes to gain +4 charisma points by saving Pinkcess from the Evil King Richard Figures the Long Shaft.

    Directors:Zack Keller, Ed Skudder
    Writers:Ed Skudder, Zack Keller

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  6. Dick Figures Season 1 Episode 10 - Attack of the Pwns
    8.6/10(19 votes)

    #6 - Attack of the Pwns

    S1:E10

    Space... the season finale frontier... where the forces of evil (Blue) battle the forces of evil-er (Red) for dominion over the galaxy or a frozen burrito or whatever.

    Directors:Zack Keller, Ed Skudder
    Writers:Ed Skudder, Zack Keller

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  7. Dick Figures Season 2 Episode 4 - Lord Tourette's Syndrome
    8.6/10(21 votes)

    #7 - Lord Tourette's Syndrome

    S2:E4

    Having lost his prized possession, Lord Tourettes enlists Red and Blue to help put the hat back on his head, and the potty back in his mouth.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  8. Dick Figures Season 2 Episode 9 - We're Cops!
    8.6/10(18 votes)

    #8 - We're Cops!

    S2:E9

    After taking Blue on a joy ride, Red tells the Five-0 to lick his donuts and suck his penal code.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  9. Dick Figures Season 2 Episode 10 - Bath Rhymes
    8.6/10(22 votes)

    #9 - Bath Rhymes

    S2:E10

    Alright partyrockers, keep your pants on... the Official Music Video for "Bath Rhymes" is finally here! Like it, love it, marry it, grow old and die with it. Made by the fans, for the fans. Several hundred animation submissions were combined into an uber-video for the two greatest colors on the planet: Red and Blue. Sit back, relax, and turn up that bass!

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  10. Dick Figures Season 3 Episode 4 - Modern Flame War 3
    8.6/10(19 votes)

    #10 - Modern Flame War 3

    S3:E4

    After an internet outage, Red and Blue team up again with TROLLz0r to unload their weapons while searching for the perfect pair of bazookas.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  11. Dick Figures Season 2 Episode 8 - Sex Marks the Spot
    8.5/10(16 votes)

    #11 - Sex Marks the Spot

    S2:E8

    Red pulls a map from the magical Porcelain Throne, as he and Blue become the Raiders of the Lost Fart.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  12. Dick Figures Season 1 Episode 7 - Trouble Date
    8.4/10(23 votes)

    #12 - Trouble Date

    S1:E7

    Blue and Pink's romantic meal is ruined when Red gets his salad tossed. Sacré Blue!

    Directors:Zack Keller, Ed Skudder
    Writers:Ed Skudder, Zack Keller

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  13. Dick Figures Season 2 Episode 1 - Zombies & Shotguns
    8.4/10(19 votes)

    #13 - Zombies & Shotguns

    S2:E1

    During a visit to the local MaulMart, Red struggles to crack open some finger food, while Zombies go after much larger body parts.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  14. Dick Figures Season 3 Episode 10 - Kung Fu Winners
    8.4/10(12 votes)

    #14 - Kung Fu Winners

    S3:E10

    When ninja a-holes steal Blue's girlfriend, Red's called in to defuse the situation -- WITH MOTHERF***ING JUMP KICKS.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  15. Dick Figures Season 5 Episode 10 - Happy Birthdump
    8.4/10(11 votes)

    #15 - Happy Birthdump

    S5:E10

    Red and Blue suffer food poisoning from a Mexican restaurant. After Blue's car is stolen, they must make their long journey home to the toilet before it's too late...

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  16. Dick Figures Season 5 Episode 3 - Snowjob
    8.3/10(14 votes)

    #16 - Snowjob

    S5:E3

    A freak snowstorm causes a power outage and freezes Red into a life-size snowman. Blue and Pink must thaw him out, and to make matters worse, he needs the toilet...

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  17. Dick Figures Season 3 Episode 9 - Pleasure Cruise
    8.2/10(15 votes)

    #17 - Pleasure Cruise

    S3:E9

    Cruisin' and boozin' on the open ocean, Red and Blue must act fast before someone drops a bomb on the poop deck.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  18. Dick Figures Season 1 Episode 5 - Steakosaurus
    8.1/10(25 votes)

    #18 - Steakosaurus

    S1:E5

    Red and Blue decide to feed themselves the old-fashioned way - hunting, killing and time-traveling.

    Directors:Zack Keller, Ed Skudder
    Writers:Ed Skudder, Zack Keller

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  19. Dick Figures Season 3 Episode 3 - Terminate-Her
    8.1/10(17 votes)

    #19 - Terminate-Her

    S3:E3

    Watch this episode if you want to live! At a Halloween party, Red dresses up as a T-800, while Blue meets a girl who wants to 69.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  20. Dick Figures Season 3 Episode 8 - Brain Switch
    8.1/10(17 votes)

    #20 - Brain Switch

    S3:E8

    The only thing worse than Red's brain in Red's body is Red's brain in Blue's body. Well, for Blue at least. When the pair accidentally swaps brains shit gets crazy as they try to take over the other's life... poorly.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  21. Dick Figures Season 4 Episode 1 - Losing Streakers
    8.1/10(14 votes)

    #21 - Losing Streakers

    S4:E1

    A gambling roadtrip to win rent money turns into a wild, winner-takes-all night of drunken, pooping, streaking buffoonery.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  22. Dick Figures Season 4 Episode 6 - The Red Devil
    8.1/10(12 votes)

    #22 - The Red Devil

    S4:E6

    Red and Blue become accidental banditos in the mysterious land of tacos and burritos known as "Mexico."

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  23. Dick Figures Season 1 Episode 6 - OMG
    8.0/10(26 votes)

    #23 - OMG

    S1:E6

    Red and Blue will plant this episode in your subconscious and then cover it in their own fertilizer.

    Directors:Zack Keller, Ed Skudder
    Writers:Ed Skudder, Zack Keller

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  24. Dick Figures Season 3 Episode 7 - Chug-A-Chug-A-Brew-Brew
    8.0/10(16 votes)

    #24 - Chug-A-Chug-A-Brew-Brew

    S3:E7

    Holy smokes! It's a rip-roarin' Red Drunk Redemption! After a tipsy night of guzzling the devil's water, Red railroads Blue into a High Plains, bare-knuckle booze brawl.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  25. Dick Figures Season 4 Episode 7 - Freshman 15
    8.0/10(12 votes)

    #25 - Freshman 15

    S4:E7

    Red attempts the impossible "Freshman 15" challenge of boning 15 freshman chicks in one night. CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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Best Episodes Summary

"The Fart Knight Rises" is the best rated episode of "Dick Figures". It scored 9.1/10 based on 20 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 7/12/2012. This episode scored 0.2 points higher than the second highest rated, "Figured Out".