Every season of Dick Figures ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best seasons of Dick Figures!

Blue got dumped. He's having a bad day. Red's voice becomes auto-tuned. Now Blue is having a worse day.

A Bee or Something

Red got bar in a drunk and made a birthday party by him own self! Whooooooooooo!

Panda Hat

Red and Blue turn a simple video game shopping spree into a black-ops killing spree.

Flame War

Red slowly drives Blue insane in the fast lane to nowhere.

Traffic Jams

Red and Blue decide to feed themselves the old-fashioned way - hunting, killing and time-traveling.

Steakosaurus

Red and Blue will plant this episode in your subconscious and then cover it in their own fertilizer.

Blue and Pink's romantic meal is ruined when Red gets his salad tossed. Sacré Blue!

Trouble Date

Red and Blue are witness to the horrors of 'Apocalypse Meow.'

Kitty Amazing

Cerulean (aka Blue) hopes to gain +4 charisma points by saving Pinkcess from the Evil King Richard Figures the Long Shaft.

Role Playas

Space... the season finale frontier... where the forces of evil (Blue) battle the forces of evil-er (Red) for dominion over the galaxy or a frozen burrito or whatever.

Attack of the Pwns

During a visit to the local MaulMart, Red struggles to crack open some finger food, while Zombies go after much larger body parts.

Zombies & Shotguns

Red has a blast while reigniting childhood memories with Blue at their childhood camp. He also has a blast igniting dynamite.

Camp Anarchy

Red and Blue's hamster Flufferz passes away, but not before passing a magical teapot out his poop hole.

Butt Genie

Having lost his prized possession, Lord Tourettes enlists Red and Blue to help put the hat back on his head, and the potty back in his mouth.

Lord Tourette's Syndrome

Blue is placed under house arrest by the Fang Angels, while Red plots a heroic escape.

Fang Angels

Red and Blue make dat ass kraken in a high seas showdown with Pink's bountiful treasures.

Captain Red Rum & The Pina Colada Armada

Aww Yea! Full of rage, Red tracks down TROLLz0r, a Flame War gamer who is forever kicking his ass.

Y U So Meme?

Red pulls a map from the magical Porcelain Throne, as he and Blue become the Raiders of the Lost Fart.

Sex Marks the Spot

After taking Blue on a joy ride, Red tells the Five-0 to lick his donuts and suck his penal code.

We're Cops!

Alright partyrockers, keep your pants on... the Official Music Video for "Bath Rhymes" is finally here! Like it, love it, marry it, grow old and die with it. Made by the fans, for the fans. Several hundred animation submissions were combined into an uber-video for the two greatest colors on the planet: Red and Blue. Sit back, relax, and turn up that bass!

Bath Rhymes

Red and Blue (as Batman and Bloser) must stop Earl Grey from teabagging the world and turning it into black and white (just like his native country), despite Blue saying that the world is already grey.

Adventures of Batman & The Bloser

On poker night, Red, Blue and the gang all prove that manliness isn't measured in inches, but in epic tales of man-might and cocksmanship.

Real Dudes Bros Night Man

Watch this episode if you want to live! At a Halloween party, Red dresses up as a T-800, while Blue meets a girl who wants to 69.

Terminate-Her

After an internet outage, Red and Blue team up again with TROLLz0r to unload their weapons while searching for the perfect pair of bazookas.

Modern Flame War 3

After Red burns his black hole with a scorching burrito, he and Blue offer hungry aliens painful advice on pregnancy, relaxation and face washing.

Planet Asshole

Red and Blue accept Zeus' challenge, hoping to become Greek gods like Uranus, Nympho and Phallus.

Zeusbag

Holy smokes! It's a rip-roarin' Red Drunk Redemption! After a tipsy night of guzzling the devil's water, Red railroads Blue into a High Plains, bare-knuckle booze brawl.

Chug-A-Chug-A-Brew-Brew

The only thing worse than Red's brain in Red's body is Red's brain in Blue's body. Well, for Blue at least. When the pair accidentally swaps brains shit gets crazy as they try to take over the other's life... poorly.

Brain Switch

Cruisin' and boozin' on the open ocean, Red and Blue must act fast before someone drops a bomb on the poop deck.

Pleasure Cruise

When ninja a-holes steal Blue's girlfriend, Red's called in to defuse the situation -- WITH MOTHERF***ING JUMP KICKS.

Kung Fu Winners

A gambling roadtrip to win rent money turns into a wild, winner-takes-all night of drunken, pooping, streaking buffoonery.

Losing Streakers

To help Blue lubricate his limp game, Red shares his three-step plan for getting fore-play started again.

Pussy Magnet

After being caught trying to dine and dash at an Italian restaurant, Red and Blue are-a forced-a to-a deliver-a pizza-a to some hungry drunk bitches. Molto Bene!

Taco Tuesday

Blue's about to get laid. Then Red appears and shows off his "Ocho Muerte." Let's just say it's big, slimy, and rhymes with "octopus."

Ocho Muerte

Witness the birth of Red and Blue's friendship, and the death of everyone else.

First Day of Cool

Red and Blue become accidental banditos in the mysterious land of tacos and burritos known as "Mexico."

The Red Devil

Red attempts the impossible "Freshman 15" challenge of boning 15 freshman chicks in one night. CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!

Freshman 15

A day in the life of Lord Tourettes is a scary FUCKING thing! Swear-along as he sings all about it.

Ballad of Lord Tourettes

Batman and the Bloser are hired to protect the Olympics... right at Tea Time. Cheery-uh-oh. Featuring a cameo by Thomas "TomSka" Ridgewell as the villainous sidekick "Mash"!

The Fart Knight Rises

Blue might be getting dumped. He's about to have a bad day. Red won't stop singing. Blue's problems are only beginning.

Robot Frog

Red and Blue play the new videogame, GTA: Pacific Grim, unaware that the characters they're controlling might just be real...

GTA Pacific Grim

Red loses a bet to Blue and is forced to do all of his chores. His method for doing so involves a lot of guns..

Hardcore Chore

A freak snowstorm causes a power outage and freezes Red into a life-size snowman. Blue and Pink must thaw him out, and to make matters worse, he needs the toilet...

Snowjob

The music video for the ending credits theme of Dick Figures: The Movie.

Dick Figures: The Movie: The Song

Red and Blue win two free plane tickets in a cereal box give-away but accidentally board a rocketship instead. They crash-land on Mars and must deal with the annoying, and violent, Mars Rover.

The Red Planet

A The Hobbit/Game of Thrones mash-up where the characters argue which franchise is better, whilst high on drugs.

A Hobbit of Thrones

The episode starts with Red and Blue tied up by the Russian mob, who threaten to kill them unless they remember where they hid the Das Vidiamond Vodka! A series of blackout flash-backs establish the events of the previous night.

Das Vidiamond

While trying to rid their apartment of an ant infestation, Red and Blue are shrunk down to insect-size, where Red becomes a "Trash God".

Trash God

Dick Figures from a female perspective. Lavender and Scarlett head to Salmon's party, with both intent on making love.

Chick Figures

Red and Blue suffer food poisoning from a Mexican restaurant. After Blue's car is stolen, they must make their long journey home to the toilet before it's too late...

Happy Birthdump

An episode looking into the future lives of Red and Blue after the events of Dick Figures: The Movie.

Figured Out

The series focuses on two stick figures named Red and Blue, who are best friends.

The Best Seasons of Dick Figures

The Best Seasons of Dick Figures

Season 2

Season 4

Season 5

Season 1

Season 3