Blue might be getting dumped. He's about to have a bad day. Red won't stop singing. Blue's problems are only beginning.

A The Hobbit/Game of Thrones mash-up where the characters argue which franchise is better, whilst high on drugs.

While trying to rid their apartment of an ant infestation, Red and Blue are shrunk down to insect-size, where Red becomes a "Trash God".

Blue got dumped. He's having a bad day. Red's voice becomes auto-tuned. Now Blue is having a worse day.

Blue's about to get laid. Then Red appears and shows off his "Ocho Muerte." Let's just say it's big, slimy, and rhymes with "octopus."

Dick Figures from a female perspective. Lavender and Scarlett head to Salmon's party, with both intent on making love.

Aww Yea! Full of rage, Red tracks down TROLLz0r, a Flame War gamer who is forever kicking his ass.

Red and Blue accept Zeus' challenge, hoping to become Greek gods like Uranus, Nympho and Phallus.

Red and Blue win two free plane tickets in a cereal box give-away but accidentally board a rocketship instead. They crash-land on Mars and must deal with the annoying, and violent, Mars Rover.

Red and Blue's hamster Flufferz passes away, but not before passing a magical teapot out his poop hole.

Red and Blue play the new videogame, GTA: Pacific Grim, unaware that the characters they're controlling might just be real...

The episode starts with Red and Blue tied up by the Russian mob, who threaten to kill them unless they remember where they hid the Das Vidiamond Vodka! A series of blackout flash-backs establish the events of the previous night.

Blue is placed under house arrest by the Fang Angels, while Red plots a heroic escape.

Red and Blue (as Batman and Bloser) must stop Earl Grey from teabagging the world and turning it into black and white (just like his native country), despite Blue saying that the world is already grey.

To help Blue lubricate his limp game, Red shares his three-step plan for getting fore-play started again.

The music video for the ending credits theme of Dick Figures: The Movie.

Red got bar in a drunk and made a birthday party by him own self! Whooooooooooo!

Red and Blue are witness to the horrors of 'Apocalypse Meow.'

On poker night, Red, Blue and the gang all prove that manliness isn't measured in inches, but in epic tales of man-might and cocksmanship.

After Red burns his black hole with a scorching burrito, he and Blue offer hungry aliens painful advice on pregnancy, relaxation and face washing.

After being caught trying to dine and dash at an Italian restaurant, Red and Blue are-a forced-a to-a deliver-a pizza-a to some hungry drunk bitches. Molto Bene!

A day in the life of Lord Tourettes is a scary FUCKING thing! Swear-along as he sings all about it.

Red and Blue turn a simple video game shopping spree into a black-ops killing spree.

Red has a blast while reigniting childhood memories with Blue at their childhood camp. He also has a blast igniting dynamite.

Red and Blue make dat ass kraken in a high seas showdown with Pink's bountiful treasures.