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The Worst Episodes of Dick Figures

Every episode of Dick Figures ranked from worst to best. Explore the Worst Episodes of Dick Figures!

The series focuses on two stick figures named Red and Blue, who are best friends.
Genres:AnimationComedy
Network:YouTube

Worst Episodes Summary

"Robot Frog" is the worst rated episode of "Dick Figures". It scored 7/10 based on 11 votes. Directed by N/A and written by N/A, it aired on 8/1/2012. This episode scored 0.0 points lower than the second lowest rated, "A Hobbit of Thrones".

  • Robot Frog
    7.0/1011 votes
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    #1 - Robot Frog

    Season 4 Episode 10 - Aired 8/1/2012

    Blue might be getting dumped. He's about to have a bad day. Red won't stop singing. Blue's problems are only beginning.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • A Hobbit of Thrones
    7.0/1010 votes
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    #2 - A Hobbit of Thrones

    Season 5 Episode 6 - Aired 5/1/2014

    A The Hobbit/Game of Thrones mash-up where the characters argue which franchise is better, whilst high on drugs.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Trash God
    7.0/109 votes
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    #3 - Trash God

    Season 5 Episode 8 - Aired 5/29/2014

    While trying to rid their apartment of an ant infestation, Red and Blue are shrunk down to insect-size, where Red becomes a "Trash God".

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Ocho Muerte
    7.1/1010 votes
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    #4 - Ocho Muerte

    Season 4 Episode 4 - Aired 5/17/2012

    Blue's about to get laid. Then Red appears and shows off his "Ocho Muerte." Let's just say it's big, slimy, and rhymes with "octopus."

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Chick Figures
    7.1/1011 votes
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    #5 - Chick Figures

    Season 5 Episode 9 - Aired 6/12/2014

    Dick Figures from a female perspective. Lavender and Scarlett head to Salmon's party, with both intent on making love.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Y U So Meme?
    7.2/1017 votes
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    #6 - Y U So Meme?

    Season 2 Episode 7 - Aired 7/14/2011

    Aww Yea! Full of rage, Red tracks down TROLLz0r, a Flame War gamer who is forever kicking his ass.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Zeusbag
    7.2/1016 votes
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    #7 - Zeusbag

    Season 3 Episode 6 - Aired 12/1/2011

    Red and Blue accept Zeus' challenge, hoping to become Greek gods like Uranus, Nympho and Phallus.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • A Bee or Something
    7.3/1031 votes
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    #8 - A Bee or Something

    Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 11/18/2010

    Blue got dumped. He's having a bad day. Red's voice becomes auto-tuned. Now Blue is having a worse day.

    Director: Ed Skudder, Zack Keller

    Writer: Ed Skudder, Zack Keller

  • The Red Planet
    7.3/1010 votes
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    #9 - The Red Planet

    Season 5 Episode 5 - Aired 4/17/2014

    Red and Blue win two free plane tickets in a cereal box give-away but accidentally board a rocketship instead. They crash-land on Mars and must deal with the annoying, and violent, Mars Rover.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Butt Genie
    7.4/1018 votes
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    #10 - Butt Genie

    Season 2 Episode 3 - Aired 5/19/2011

    Red and Blue's hamster Flufferz passes away, but not before passing a magical teapot out his poop hole.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • GTA Pacific Grim
    7.4/1011 votes
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    #11 - GTA Pacific Grim

    Season 5 Episode 1 - Aired 8/27/2013

    Red and Blue play the new videogame, GTA: Pacific Grim, unaware that the characters they're controlling might just be real...

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Das Vidiamond
    7.4/1010 votes
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    #12 - Das Vidiamond

    Season 5 Episode 7 - Aired 5/15/2014

    The episode starts with Red and Blue tied up by the Russian mob, who threaten to kill them unless they remember where they hid the Das Vidiamond Vodka! A series of blackout flash-backs establish the events of the previous night.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Fang Angels
    7.5/1020 votes
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    #13 - Fang Angels

    Season 2 Episode 5 - Aired 6/16/2011

    Blue is placed under house arrest by the Fang Angels, while Red plots a heroic escape.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Adventures of Batman & The Bloser
    7.5/1017 votes
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    #14 - Adventures of Batman & The Bloser

    Season 3 Episode 1 - Aired 9/22/2011

    Red and Blue (as Batman and Bloser) must stop Earl Grey from teabagging the world and turning it into black and white (just like his native country), despite Blue saying that the world is already grey.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Pussy Magnet
    7.5/1011 votes
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    #15 - Pussy Magnet

    Season 4 Episode 2 - Aired 4/19/2012

    To help Blue lubricate his limp game, Red shares his three-step plan for getting fore-play started again.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Dick Figures: The Movie: The Song
    7.5/109 votes
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    #16 - Dick Figures: The Movie: The Song

    Season 5 Episode 4 - Aired 4/3/2014

    The music video for the ending credits theme of Dick Figures: The Movie.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Panda Hat
    7.6/1026 votes
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    #17 - Panda Hat

    Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 12/2/2010

    Red got bar in a drunk and made a birthday party by him own self! Whooooooooooo!

    Director: Ed Skudder, Zack Keller

    Writer: Ed Skudder, Zack Keller

  • Real Dudes Bros Night Man
    7.7/1015 votes
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    #18 - Real Dudes Bros Night Man

    Season 3 Episode 2 - Aired 10/6/2011

    On poker night, Red, Blue and the gang all prove that manliness isn't measured in inches, but in epic tales of man-might and cocksmanship.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Planet Asshole
    7.7/1015 votes
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    #19 - Planet Asshole

    Season 3 Episode 5 - Aired 11/17/2011

    After Red burns his black hole with a scorching burrito, he and Blue offer hungry aliens painful advice on pregnancy, relaxation and face washing.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Ballad of Lord Tourettes
    7.7/1012 votes
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    #20 - Ballad of Lord Tourettes

    Season 4 Episode 8 - Aired 7/5/2012

    A day in the life of Lord Tourettes is a scary FUCKING thing! Swear-along as he sings all about it.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Kitty Amazing
    7.8/1022 votes
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    #21 - Kitty Amazing

    Season 1 Episode 8 - Aired 2/24/2011

    Red and Blue are witness to the horrors of 'Apocalypse Meow.'

    Director: Ed Skudder, Zack Keller

    Writer: Ed Skudder, Zack Keller

  • Captain Red Rum & The Pina Colada Armada
    7.8/1017 votes
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    #22 - Captain Red Rum & The Pina Colada Armada

    Season 2 Episode 6 - Aired 6/30/2011

    Red and Blue make dat ass kraken in a high seas showdown with Pink's bountiful treasures.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Chug-A-Chug-A-Brew-Brew
    7.8/1016 votes
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    #23 - Chug-A-Chug-A-Brew-Brew

    Season 3 Episode 7 - Aired 12/15/2011

    Holy smokes! It's a rip-roarin' Red Drunk Redemption! After a tipsy night of guzzling the devil's water, Red railroads Blue into a High Plains, bare-knuckle booze brawl.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Flame War
    7.9/1027 votes
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    #24 - Flame War

    Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 12/16/2010

    Red and Blue turn a simple video game shopping spree into a black-ops killing spree.

    Director: Ed Skudder, Zack Keller

    Writer: Ed Skudder, Zack Keller

  • Camp Anarchy
    7.9/1019 votes
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    #25 - Camp Anarchy

    Season 2 Episode 2 - Aired 5/5/2011

    Red has a blast while reigniting childhood memories with Blue at their childhood camp. He also has a blast igniting dynamite.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A