7.0/1011 votesLoading...#1 - Robot Frog
Season 4 Episode 10 - Aired 8/1/2012
Blue might be getting dumped. He's about to have a bad day. Red won't stop singing. Blue's problems are only beginning.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
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#2 - A Hobbit of Thrones
Season 5 Episode 6 - Aired 5/1/2014
A The Hobbit/Game of Thrones mash-up where the characters argue which franchise is better, whilst high on drugs.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
- 7.0/109 votesLoading...
#3 - Trash God
Season 5 Episode 8 - Aired 5/29/2014
While trying to rid their apartment of an ant infestation, Red and Blue are shrunk down to insect-size, where Red becomes a "Trash God".
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
- 7.1/1010 votesLoading...
#4 - Ocho Muerte
Season 4 Episode 4 - Aired 5/17/2012
Blue's about to get laid. Then Red appears and shows off his "Ocho Muerte." Let's just say it's big, slimy, and rhymes with "octopus."
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
- 7.1/1011 votesLoading...
#5 - Chick Figures
Season 5 Episode 9 - Aired 6/12/2014
Dick Figures from a female perspective. Lavender and Scarlett head to Salmon's party, with both intent on making love.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
- 7.2/1017 votesLoading...
#6 - Y U So Meme?
Season 2 Episode 7 - Aired 7/14/2011
Aww Yea! Full of rage, Red tracks down TROLLz0r, a Flame War gamer who is forever kicking his ass.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
- 7.2/1016 votesLoading...
#7 - Zeusbag
Season 3 Episode 6 - Aired 12/1/2011
Red and Blue accept Zeus' challenge, hoping to become Greek gods like Uranus, Nympho and Phallus.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
- 7.3/1031 votesLoading...
#8 - A Bee or Something
Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 11/18/2010
Blue got dumped. He's having a bad day. Red's voice becomes auto-tuned. Now Blue is having a worse day.
Director: Ed Skudder, Zack Keller
Writer: Ed Skudder, Zack Keller
- 7.3/1010 votesLoading...
#9 - The Red Planet
Season 5 Episode 5 - Aired 4/17/2014
Red and Blue win two free plane tickets in a cereal box give-away but accidentally board a rocketship instead. They crash-land on Mars and must deal with the annoying, and violent, Mars Rover.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
- 7.4/1018 votesLoading...
#10 - Butt Genie
Season 2 Episode 3 - Aired 5/19/2011
Red and Blue's hamster Flufferz passes away, but not before passing a magical teapot out his poop hole.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
- 7.4/1011 votesLoading...
#11 - GTA Pacific Grim
Season 5 Episode 1 - Aired 8/27/2013
Red and Blue play the new videogame, GTA: Pacific Grim, unaware that the characters they're controlling might just be real...
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
- 7.4/1010 votesLoading...
#12 - Das Vidiamond
Season 5 Episode 7 - Aired 5/15/2014
The episode starts with Red and Blue tied up by the Russian mob, who threaten to kill them unless they remember where they hid the Das Vidiamond Vodka! A series of blackout flash-backs establish the events of the previous night.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
- 7.5/1020 votesLoading...
#13 - Fang Angels
Season 2 Episode 5 - Aired 6/16/2011
Blue is placed under house arrest by the Fang Angels, while Red plots a heroic escape.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
- 7.5/1017 votesLoading...
#14 - Adventures of Batman & The Bloser
Season 3 Episode 1 - Aired 9/22/2011
Red and Blue (as Batman and Bloser) must stop Earl Grey from teabagging the world and turning it into black and white (just like his native country), despite Blue saying that the world is already grey.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
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#15 - Pussy Magnet
Season 4 Episode 2 - Aired 4/19/2012
To help Blue lubricate his limp game, Red shares his three-step plan for getting fore-play started again.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
- 7.5/109 votesLoading...
#16 - Dick Figures: The Movie: The Song
Season 5 Episode 4 - Aired 4/3/2014
The music video for the ending credits theme of Dick Figures: The Movie.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
- 7.6/1026 votesLoading...
#17 - Panda Hat
Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 12/2/2010
Red got bar in a drunk and made a birthday party by him own self! Whooooooooooo!
Director: Ed Skudder, Zack Keller
Writer: Ed Skudder, Zack Keller
- 7.7/1015 votesLoading...
#18 - Real Dudes Bros Night Man
Season 3 Episode 2 - Aired 10/6/2011
On poker night, Red, Blue and the gang all prove that manliness isn't measured in inches, but in epic tales of man-might and cocksmanship.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
- 7.7/1015 votesLoading...
#19 - Planet Asshole
Season 3 Episode 5 - Aired 11/17/2011
After Red burns his black hole with a scorching burrito, he and Blue offer hungry aliens painful advice on pregnancy, relaxation and face washing.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
- 7.7/1012 votesLoading...
#20 - Ballad of Lord Tourettes
Season 4 Episode 8 - Aired 7/5/2012
A day in the life of Lord Tourettes is a scary FUCKING thing! Swear-along as he sings all about it.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
- 7.8/1022 votesLoading...
#21 - Kitty Amazing
Season 1 Episode 8 - Aired 2/24/2011
Red and Blue are witness to the horrors of 'Apocalypse Meow.'
Director: Ed Skudder, Zack Keller
Writer: Ed Skudder, Zack Keller
- 7.8/1017 votesLoading...
#22 - Captain Red Rum & The Pina Colada Armada
Season 2 Episode 6 - Aired 6/30/2011
Red and Blue make dat ass kraken in a high seas showdown with Pink's bountiful treasures.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
- 7.8/1016 votesLoading...
#23 - Chug-A-Chug-A-Brew-Brew
Season 3 Episode 7 - Aired 12/15/2011
Holy smokes! It's a rip-roarin' Red Drunk Redemption! After a tipsy night of guzzling the devil's water, Red railroads Blue into a High Plains, bare-knuckle booze brawl.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
- 7.9/1027 votesLoading...
#24 - Flame War
Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 12/16/2010
Red and Blue turn a simple video game shopping spree into a black-ops killing spree.
Director: Ed Skudder, Zack Keller
Writer: Ed Skudder, Zack Keller
- 7.9/1019 votesLoading...
#25 - Camp Anarchy
Season 2 Episode 2 - Aired 5/5/2011
Red has a blast while reigniting childhood memories with Blue at their childhood camp. He also has a blast igniting dynamite.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
The Worst Episodes of Dick Figures
Every episode of Dick Figures ranked from worst to best. Explore the Worst Episodes of Dick Figures!
The series focuses on two stick figures named Red and Blue, who are best friends.
Genres:AnimationComedy
Network:YouTube
Worst Episodes Summary
"Robot Frog" is the worst rated episode of "Dick Figures". It scored 7/10 based on 11 votes. Directed by N/A and written by N/A, it aired on 8/1/2012. This episode scored 0.0 points lower than the second lowest rated, "A Hobbit of Thrones".