The Worst Episodes of Dick Figures

Blue got dumped. He's having a bad day. Red's voice becomes auto-tuned. Now Blue is having a worse day.

Director: Ed Skudder, Zack Keller

Writer: Ed Skudder, Zack Keller

Red got bar in a drunk and made a birthday party by him own self! Whooooooooooo!

Director: Ed Skudder, Zack Keller

Writer: Ed Skudder, Zack Keller

Red and Blue turn a simple video game shopping spree into a black-ops killing spree.

Director: Ed Skudder, Zack Keller

Writer: Ed Skudder, Zack Keller

Red slowly drives Blue insane in the fast lane to nowhere.

Director: Ed Skudder, Zack Keller

Writer: Ed Skudder, Zack Keller

Red and Blue decide to feed themselves the old-fashioned way - hunting, killing and time-traveling.

Director: Ed Skudder, Zack Keller

Writer: Ed Skudder, Zack Keller

Red and Blue will plant this episode in your subconscious and then cover it in their own fertilizer.

Director: Ed Skudder, Zack Keller

Writer: Ed Skudder, Zack Keller

Blue and Pink's romantic meal is ruined when Red gets his salad tossed. Sacré Blue!

Director: Ed Skudder, Zack Keller

Writer: Ed Skudder, Zack Keller

Red and Blue are witness to the horrors of 'Apocalypse Meow.'

Director: Ed Skudder, Zack Keller

Writer: Ed Skudder, Zack Keller

Cerulean (aka Blue) hopes to gain +4 charisma points by saving Pinkcess from the Evil King Richard Figures the Long Shaft.

Director: Ed Skudder, Zack Keller

Writer: Ed Skudder, Zack Keller

Space... the season finale frontier... where the forces of evil (Blue) battle the forces of evil-er (Red) for dominion over the galaxy or a frozen burrito or whatever.

Director: Ed Skudder, Zack Keller

Writer: Ed Skudder, Zack Keller

During a visit to the local MaulMart, Red struggles to crack open some finger food, while Zombies go after much larger body parts.

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Red has a blast while reigniting childhood memories with Blue at their childhood camp. He also has a blast igniting dynamite.

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Red and Blue's hamster Flufferz passes away, but not before passing a magical teapot out his poop hole.

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Having lost his prized possession, Lord Tourettes enlists Red and Blue to help put the hat back on his head, and the potty back in his mouth.

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Blue is placed under house arrest by the Fang Angels, while Red plots a heroic escape.

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Red and Blue make dat ass kraken in a high seas showdown with Pink's bountiful treasures.

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Aww Yea! Full of rage, Red tracks down TROLLz0r, a Flame War gamer who is forever kicking his ass.

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Red pulls a map from the magical Porcelain Throne, as he and Blue become the Raiders of the Lost Fart.

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After taking Blue on a joy ride, Red tells the Five-0 to lick his donuts and suck his penal code.

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Alright partyrockers, keep your pants on... the Official Music Video for "Bath Rhymes" is finally here! Like it, love it, marry it, grow old and die with it. Made by the fans, for the fans. Several hundred animation submissions were combined into an uber-video for the two greatest colors on the planet: Red and Blue. Sit back, relax, and turn up that bass!

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Red and Blue (as Batman and Bloser) must stop Earl Grey from teabagging the world and turning it into black and white (just like his native country), despite Blue saying that the world is already grey.

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On poker night, Red, Blue and the gang all prove that manliness isn't measured in inches, but in epic tales of man-might and cocksmanship.

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Watch this episode if you want to live! At a Halloween party, Red dresses up as a T-800, while Blue meets a girl who wants to 69.

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After an internet outage, Red and Blue team up again with TROLLz0r to unload their weapons while searching for the perfect pair of bazookas.

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After Red burns his black hole with a scorching burrito, he and Blue offer hungry aliens painful advice on pregnancy, relaxation and face washing.

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