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The Worst Episodes of Dick Figures

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The series focuses on two stick figures named Red and Blue, who are best friends.

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  1. #1 Worst Episode
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    Dick Figures Season 4 Episode 10 - Robot Frog
    7.0/10(11 votes)

    #1 - Robot Frog

    S4:E10

    Blue might be getting dumped. He's about to have a bad day. Red won't stop singing. Blue's problems are only beginning.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  2. Dick Figures Season 5 Episode 6 - A Hobbit of Thrones
    7.0/10(10 votes)

    #2 - A Hobbit of Thrones

    S5:E6

    A The Hobbit/Game of Thrones mash-up where the characters argue which franchise is better, whilst high on drugs.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  3. Dick Figures Season 5 Episode 8 - Trash God
    7.0/10(9 votes)

    #3 - Trash God

    S5:E8

    While trying to rid their apartment of an ant infestation, Red and Blue are shrunk down to insect-size, where Red becomes a "Trash God".

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  4. Dick Figures Season 1 Episode 1 - A Bee or Something
    7.2/10(34 votes)

    #4 - A Bee or Something

    S1:E1

    Blue got dumped. He's having a bad day. Red's voice becomes auto-tuned. Now Blue is having a worse day.

    Directors:Zack Keller, Ed Skudder
    Writers:Ed Skudder, Zack Keller

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  5. Dick Figures Season 2 Episode 7 - Y U So Meme?
    7.3/10(17 votes)

    #5 - Y U So Meme?

    S2:E7

    Aww Yea! Full of rage, Red tracks down TROLLz0r, a Flame War gamer who is forever kicking his ass.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  6. Dick Figures Season 4 Episode 4 - Ocho Muerte
    7.3/10(10 votes)

    #6 - Ocho Muerte

    S4:E4

    Blue's about to get laid. Then Red appears and shows off his "Ocho Muerte." Let's just say it's big, slimy, and rhymes with "octopus."

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  7. Dick Figures Season 5 Episode 5 - The Red Planet
    7.3/10(10 votes)

    #7 - The Red Planet

    S5:E5

    Red and Blue win two free plane tickets in a cereal box give-away but accidentally board a rocketship instead. They crash-land on Mars and must deal with the annoying, and violent, Mars Rover.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  8. Dick Figures Season 5 Episode 9 - Chick Figures
    7.3/10(11 votes)

    #8 - Chick Figures

    S5:E9

    Dick Figures from a female perspective. Lavender and Scarlett head to Salmon's party, with both intent on making love.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  9. Dick Figures Season 3 Episode 6 - Zeusbag
    7.4/10(16 votes)

    #9 - Zeusbag

    S3:E6

    Red and Blue accept Zeus' challenge, hoping to become Greek gods like Uranus, Nympho and Phallus.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  10. Dick Figures Season 5 Episode 1 - GTA Pacific Grim
    7.4/10(11 votes)

    #10 - GTA Pacific Grim

    S5:E1

    Red and Blue play the new videogame, GTA: Pacific Grim, unaware that the characters they're controlling might just be real...

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  11. Dick Figures Season 2 Episode 3 - Butt Genie
    7.5/10(18 votes)

    #11 - Butt Genie

    S2:E3

    Red and Blue's hamster Flufferz passes away, but not before passing a magical teapot out his poop hole.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  12. Dick Figures Season 5 Episode 7 - Das Vidiamond
    7.5/10(10 votes)

    #12 - Das Vidiamond

    S5:E7

    The episode starts with Red and Blue tied up by the Russian mob, who threaten to kill them unless they remember where they hid the Das Vidiamond Vodka! A series of blackout flash-backs establish the events of the previous night.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  13. Dick Figures Season 1 Episode 2 - Panda Hat
    7.6/10(26 votes)

    #13 - Panda Hat

    S1:E2

    Red got bar in a drunk and made a birthday party by him own self! Whooooooooooo!

    Directors:Zack Keller, Ed Skudder
    Writers:Ed Skudder, Zack Keller

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  14. Dick Figures Season 2 Episode 5 - Fang Angels
    7.6/10(20 votes)

    #14 - Fang Angels

    S2:E5

    Blue is placed under house arrest by the Fang Angels, while Red plots a heroic escape.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  15. Dick Figures Season 3 Episode 1 - Adventures of Batman & The Bloser
    7.6/10(17 votes)

    #15 - Adventures of Batman & The Bloser

    S3:E1

    Red and Blue (as Batman and Bloser) must stop Earl Grey from teabagging the world and turning it into black and white (just like his native country), despite Blue saying that the world is already grey.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  16. Dick Figures Season 4 Episode 2 - Pussy Magnet
    7.6/10(11 votes)

    #16 - Pussy Magnet

    S4:E2

    To help Blue lubricate his limp game, Red shares his three-step plan for getting fore-play started again.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  17. Dick Figures Season 5 Episode 4 - Dick Figures: The Movie: The Song
    7.6/10(9 votes)

    #17 - Dick Figures: The Movie: The Song

    S5:E4

    The music video for the ending credits theme of Dick Figures: The Movie.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  18. Dick Figures Season 1 Episode 3 - Flame War
    7.8/10(29 votes)

    #18 - Flame War

    S1:E3

    Red and Blue turn a simple video game shopping spree into a black-ops killing spree.

    Directors:Zack Keller, Ed Skudder
    Writers:Ed Skudder, Zack Keller

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  19. Dick Figures Season 1 Episode 8 - Kitty Amazing
    7.8/10(25 votes)

    #19 - Kitty Amazing

    S1:E8

    Red and Blue are witness to the horrors of 'Apocalypse Meow.'

    Directors:Zack Keller, Ed Skudder
    Writers:Ed Skudder, Zack Keller

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  20. Dick Figures Season 3 Episode 2 - Real Dudes Bros Night Man
    7.8/10(15 votes)

    #20 - Real Dudes Bros Night Man

    S3:E2

    On poker night, Red, Blue and the gang all prove that manliness isn't measured in inches, but in epic tales of man-might and cocksmanship.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  21. Dick Figures Season 4 Episode 8 - Ballad of Lord Tourettes
    7.8/10(12 votes)

    #21 - Ballad of Lord Tourettes

    S4:E8

    A day in the life of Lord Tourettes is a scary FUCKING thing! Swear-along as he sings all about it.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  22. Dick Figures Season 1 Episode 4 - Traffic Jams
    7.9/10(25 votes)

    #22 - Traffic Jams

    S1:E4

    Red slowly drives Blue insane in the fast lane to nowhere.

    Directors:Zack Keller, Ed Skudder
    Writers:Ed Skudder, Zack Keller

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  23. Dick Figures Season 2 Episode 2 - Camp Anarchy
    7.9/10(20 votes)

    #23 - Camp Anarchy

    S2:E2

    Red has a blast while reigniting childhood memories with Blue at their childhood camp. He also has a blast igniting dynamite.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  24. Dick Figures Season 2 Episode 6 - Captain Red Rum & The Pina Colada Armada
    7.9/10(17 votes)

    #24 - Captain Red Rum & The Pina Colada Armada

    S2:E6

    Red and Blue make dat ass kraken in a high seas showdown with Pink's bountiful treasures.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  25. Dick Figures Season 3 Episode 5 - Planet Asshole
    7.9/10(15 votes)

    #25 - Planet Asshole

    S3:E5

    After Red burns his black hole with a scorching burrito, he and Blue offer hungry aliens painful advice on pregnancy, relaxation and face washing.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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Worst Episodes Summary

"Robot Frog" is the worst rated episode of "Dick Figures". It scored 7/10 based on 11 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 8/1/2012. This episode scored 0.0 points lower than the second lowest rated, "A Hobbit of Thrones".