Blue got dumped. He's having a bad day. Red's voice becomes auto-tuned. Now Blue is having a worse day.

Red got bar in a drunk and made a birthday party by him own self! Whooooooooooo!

Red and Blue turn a simple video game shopping spree into a black-ops killing spree.

Red slowly drives Blue insane in the fast lane to nowhere.

Red and Blue decide to feed themselves the old-fashioned way - hunting, killing and time-traveling.

Red and Blue will plant this episode in your subconscious and then cover it in their own fertilizer.

Blue and Pink's romantic meal is ruined when Red gets his salad tossed. Sacré Blue!

Red and Blue are witness to the horrors of 'Apocalypse Meow.'

Cerulean (aka Blue) hopes to gain +4 charisma points by saving Pinkcess from the Evil King Richard Figures the Long Shaft.

Space... the season finale frontier... where the forces of evil (Blue) battle the forces of evil-er (Red) for dominion over the galaxy or a frozen burrito or whatever.

Red and Blue (as Batman and Bloser) must stop Earl Grey from teabagging the world and turning it into black and white (just like his native country), despite Blue saying that the world is already grey.

On poker night, Red, Blue and the gang all prove that manliness isn't measured in inches, but in epic tales of man-might and cocksmanship.

Watch this episode if you want to live! At a Halloween party, Red dresses up as a T-800, while Blue meets a girl who wants to 69.

After an internet outage, Red and Blue team up again with TROLLz0r to unload their weapons while searching for the perfect pair of bazookas.

After Red burns his black hole with a scorching burrito, he and Blue offer hungry aliens painful advice on pregnancy, relaxation and face washing.

Red and Blue accept Zeus' challenge, hoping to become Greek gods like Uranus, Nympho and Phallus.

Holy smokes! It's a rip-roarin' Red Drunk Redemption! After a tipsy night of guzzling the devil's water, Red railroads Blue into a High Plains, bare-knuckle booze brawl.

The only thing worse than Red's brain in Red's body is Red's brain in Blue's body. Well, for Blue at least. When the pair accidentally swaps brains shit gets crazy as they try to take over the other's life... poorly.

Cruisin' and boozin' on the open ocean, Red and Blue must act fast before someone drops a bomb on the poop deck.

When ninja a-holes steal Blue's girlfriend, Red's called in to defuse the situation -- WITH MOTHERF***ING JUMP KICKS.

Blue might be getting dumped. He's about to have a bad day. Red won't stop singing. Blue's problems are only beginning.

A The Hobbit/Game of Thrones mash-up where the characters argue which franchise is better, whilst high on drugs.

While trying to rid their apartment of an ant infestation, Red and Blue are shrunk down to insect-size, where Red becomes a "Trash God".

Blue's about to get laid. Then Red appears and shows off his "Ocho Muerte." Let's just say it's big, slimy, and rhymes with "octopus."

Dick Figures from a female perspective. Lavender and Scarlett head to Salmon's party, with both intent on making love.