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Sergeant Joe Friday and his partner Bill Gannon encounter a freaked-out young LSD user calling himself "Blue Boy"; before long, Blue Boy is "turning on" schoolchildren with the mysterious new drug.

The LSD Story

A neo-Nazi psycho has planted a bomb somewhere in L.A.  Friday and Gannon have to find it.

The Big Explosion

Friday and Gannon help an employee rescue her kidnapped boss.

The Kidnapping

A new officer has been arrested for robbing a liquor store while on an undercover assignment.

The Interrogation

Four bandits wearing red masks commit a series of robberies.

The Masked Bandits

Two con men, posing as bank examiners, are bilking the elderly out of their life savings.

The Bank Examiner Swindle

An elderly apartment manager is found to have been beaten to death with a hammer.

The Hammer

Friday and Gannon try to figure out a pattern to a series of candy store hold-ups.

The Candy Store Robberies

Gannon goes undercover as a buyer in order to trap fur theives.

The Fur Job

Over $200,000 worth of Imperial Jade is reported stolen in a burglary, and Friday and Gannon are on the case.

The Jade Story

A police officer is shot while making a routine check on a pair of paroled convicts that are parked near a liquor store.

The Shooting

Friday and Gannon use newspapers, radio and TV to seek the public's help in identifying a hit and run driver.

The Hit and Run Driver

Friday goes undercover with the Department's chaplain in order to break up a gambling ring.

The Bookie

Friday learns about a scam artist with a novel twist: he uses an authentic Congressional Medal of Honor to solicit magazine subscriptions.

The Subscription Racket

A Japanese widow is senselessly murdered, leaving her small daughter an orphan.  Friday has a hard time controlling his emotions while seeking the killer.

The Gun

A gang of juvenile thieves have been stealing petty items in order to gain membership into an exclusive club.

The Big Kids

A dead man has been found in a locked room, along with a gun that could not have been the murder weapon.

The Bullet

A volatile teenager throws acid on the back of another student (played by a teen-aged Jan Michael Vincent), then crashes a party armed with a live hand grenade.

The Grenade

Joe tries to stop a burglary at an all night launderette and ends up exchanging fire with the suspect. When SID tries to find the bullet fired at Joe, they come up empty and Joe faces a shooting board with no proof the man ever fired at him.

The Shooting Board

Three con artists have been swindling businessmen from out-of-town by posing as a prostitute and two policemen.  The detectives set a trap as Gannon pretends to be a manufacturer from Lincoln Nebraska.

The Badge Racket

A nervy bank robber uses innocent women to help commit his crimes.  Friday and Gannon are nearly sidetracked when one of the victims lies about her involvement and later proves to have a criminal record of her own.

The Bank Jobs

Bill invites Joe to dinner and a football game at his home in Eagle Rock.  The only problem: Gannon's neighbors keep interrupting the visit with petty, and not-so-petty, problems.

The Big Neighbor

Sgt. Carl Maxwell, a frustrated fellow detective, goes AWOL; Friday and Gannon have three days to track him down before Maxwell loses his badge for good.

The Big Frustration

A series of daring daylight house burglaries are taking place. Friday and Gannon go undercover in a laundry truck to discover the perp.

The Senior Citizen

An elderly businessman, concerned about the welfare of his grandchild, informs Friday and Gannon that his daughter and son-in-law are using marijuana regularly.  The young couple make no apologies for their lifestyle, which inevitably leads to disaster.

The Big High

An ex-con named Steve Deal contacts Friday and Gannon when a classified ad that he placed, offering to do "anything" for money, results in an offer to commit murder.  Friday goes undercover as Deal.

The Big Ad

A woman real-estate agent is missing and turns up dead in a vacant home.  The detectives suspect her ex-boyfriend. Then credit card bills for purchases made after the woman's death start appearing.

The Missing Realtor

Friday and Gannon are on the case to find ... a purse-snatching dog?  Making things more difficult, victims give different descriptions of the four-legged thief.

The Big Dog

A female con-artist uses an evangelistic approach to lure buyers into her pyramid scheme.  The Bunco division can't charge her with false advertising, so they prosecute her for operating a lottery.

The Pyramid Swindle

Friday and Gannon investigate a scam involving a phony LAPD newsletter, which comes with a card for subscribers entitling the bearer to preferential treatment from the police.

The Phony Police Racket

An officer accused of taking a bribe has chosen Sgt. Friday to represent him at his trial board hearing.  Witnesses saw the officer accept the money, but he insists it was for the payback of a loan made years ago.

The Trial Board

A statue of the child Jesus was stolen from a church.  Joe and Bill have to get it back by Christmas. They have less than 48 hours.

The Christmas Story

Drugs are found aboard a plane that has crashed in the San Fernando Valley.  The pilot is quickly traced, but in order to force him to name his connection, Friday and Gannon ask the press to sit on the story for a few hours.

The Big Shipment

Two small girls, ages three and five, are missing.  Their mother is certain that her ex-husband, an alcoholic, has kidnapped them.  However, he is now in recovery and has no knowledge of the girls' whereabouts.  The search seems hopeless until Friday and Gannon, acting on information from a former neighbor, follow a hunch.

The Big Search

Friday and Gannon confront "Brother" William Bentley at his Temple of the Expanded Mind. They think he is using his new age religion as a front to push drugs to the nearby elementary school.

The Big Prophet

Citizens are full of praise for Officer Gideon C. Dengle - they want to bestow him with awards, honors and home-baked cookies.  There's only one problem: there's no such officer in the LAPD.

The Big Amateur

A teenage runaway, intent on becoming a star, has instead wound up in pornographic films.  Acting on behalf of the girl's aunt, Friday and Gannon try to find the young "starlet."

The Starlet

Sgt. Friday is offered a bribe to assist a gypsy family trying to gain control of the gypsy community.

The Big Clan

When a nine-month old child is beaten, Friday and Gannon investigate the parents, who are more concerned about their failing relationship than their baby son.

The Little Victim

An ex-con accused of extortion is interrogated.  He calmly and smugly insists that he is innocent, but Friday and Gannon have a surprise for him: taped conversations and a voice analysis device.

The Squeeze

Friday and Gannon learn that a young man has called his mother from Hollywood "to say goodbye."  With the help of the man's sister, the two detectives trace the impending suicide to a hotel with over 1,200 rooms.

The Suicide Attempt

Petty theft from drug and hardware stores leads to a group of four teens who are determined to start their own nation on a remote island off the California coast.

The Big Departure

Friday and Gannon are screening applicants for the Police Academy.  One seems to have all the right qualifications, except that six months are missing from his application.

The Investigation

Over $100,000 has been embezzled from an industrial company.  An investigation of the employees leads Friday and Gannon to a habitual gambler.

The Big Gambler

Community relations is the theme, as Friday and Gannon try to narrow the gap between the Department and the citizens it is sworn "to protect and to serve." The gap is especially wide between African-Americans and the primarily Caucasian LAPD, as demonstrated when a young - and slightly militant - black man barracades himself in his apartment rather than submit to a traffic warrant.

The Big Problem

Joe and Bill appear on the TV talk show "Speak Your Mind" debating the topic "The Police, Who Needs Them?" with a professor, a hippie, some black power activists, and some (other) disgruntled citizens.

Public Affairs - DR-07

Joe and Bill are working the night watch of Juvenile division. They handle a run away boy from New York, an underage marriage, an abandoned baby, a boy on drugs, and a girl accused of stealing money.

Juvenile - DR-05

Joe and Bill attend a meeting of the East LA Graduates Union, attempting to recruit recent minority high school graduates into the police academy. A black patrol officer joins their efforts until his house in vandalized and he decides to resign from the force. Joe tries to change his mind.

Community Relations - DR-10

Joe and Bill are called back to work because of an emergency. It's April 4, 1968, and Dr Martin Luther King has been assassinated less than an hour ago. They are assigned to the police emergency control center to monitor potential unrest in the LA area.

Management Services - DR-11

There is a police crackdown on dishonest tow truck operators. Joe and Bill are assigned to investigate 6 complaints against the same tow truck company.

Police Commission - DR-13

Joe and Bill review the progress report of a homicide (thus the name of the episode). Joe has invited Bill and his wife to his apartment for dinner. The dinner is constantly interrupted by neighbors asking for advice and complaining about a loud party. One neighbor calls to say that someone is breaking into the coin boxes in the laundry room. Joe and Bill grab their guns and investigate.

Homicide - DR-06

Joe and Bill are working the robbery desk. They handle a variety of complaints about a truck hijacking, a bank robbery and a robbery of a neighborhood market. A woman complains about "thieving birds" and another thinks her wallet had been stolen, but  misplaced it in her coat.

Robbery - DR-15

Joe and Bill are assigned to help arrange a press conference for the President of the United States at LAX.

Public Affairs - DR-12

Joe and Bill are temporarily assigned as instructors at the Police Academy. They are teaching a class of women cadets. Joe is asked to assist a woman reporter who is writing a story about women in the police force. On of the cadets is being pressured to resign by her boyfriend and Joe must convince her to stay.

Training - DR-18

Joe and Bill have been asked by a store owner to help him form a crime prevention group of neighborhood story owners. Most of the story owners are not convinced they need such a group until two robberies occur.

Public Affairs - DR-14

Someone is selling LSD to teens. Joe and Bill are asked to speak to a local High School group that want to form an anti drug club "Smart Teens". They plan to create posters and Joe gets a Disney artist to draw them. But will the kids follow through?

Narcotics - DR-16

Joe and Bill investigate a charge of police brutality against a patrolman. The patrolman was attempting to stop someone from driving drunk when things got out of hand and the drunk tears the patrolman's uniform.

Internal Affairs - DR-20

Joe and Bill are sent to a Community Relations conference at Lake Arrowhead with other police officers. Their task is to discuss ways of improving community relations, and in the process find a few officers that have bigoted views.

Community Relations - DR-17

Joe and Bill are called to an apartment where the building manager has found a young woman bound and dead. The extremely chatty 91 year old manager, who is obsessed with crime novels, is their prime suspect.

Homicide - DR-22

Joe and Bill are assigned to the Business Office Division. A priest is in the division to observe its operation. Joe and Bill work a series of problems from a potential tidal wave, a wino, protesters, a suicide, and a lost boy.

B.O.D. - DR-27

The Captain ask Joe and Bill to investigate having dogs trained to sniff out narcotics. They contact a dog trainer to train dogs for the job. Joe and Bill do a demonstration for Judges to prove the effectiveness of using a dog to detect marijuana.

Narcotics - DR-21

Joe has a new partner, Lt. Chris Drucker, while Bill recovers from the flu. Joe and Chris go undercover as a pair of casual gamblers, then place their winnings in an envelope for evidence. The problem? $100 goes missing from the envelope, and Drucker says Joe took it.

Administrative Vice - DR-29

A 15-year-old car thief is given a tour of the jail in an attempt to impress him of the consequences for choosing crime.  Unfortunately, it doesn't work - the young man later kills someone with a shotgun.

The Joy Riders

Joe and Bill investigate someone who has fraudulently obtained disability checks. This person has been renting apartments and only using them as a mail drop. Joe and Bill meet with a group of apartment owners to ask for their help.

Frauds - DR-28

Joe and Bill are asked to investigate allegation of child abuse by his mother. The story deals with the difficulty of having a child removed from an abusive home.

Juvenile - DR-19

A costumed thief calling himself "The Crimson Crusader" has been stealing comic books, movie posters and publicity photos of various superheroes.

Burglary - DR-31

The Captain assigns Joe and Bill to find the location of a high stakes poke operation that has been preying on visitors. Bill and Joe pose as farmers and check into a hotel where an agricultural convention is occurring.

Vice - DR-30

An actress' pay checks have being stolen and someone have cashed them. Joe and Bill visit the actress' apartment and find her roommate the prime suspect. They try to track the roommate down, but are unsuccessful until her husband contacts them.

Forgery - DR-33

A child has been bitten by a dog and the child is allergic to the anti-rabies shot. Joe and Bill have less than two hours to locate the dog.

Juvenile - DR-32

An infant girl is found in a garbage can; Joe and Bill use the child's blanket to track down the mother.

Juvenile - DR-35

Someone is embezzling from Summers Department Store by opening up false credit card accounts at the store. Joe and Bill figure it is an inside job and question employees in the credit department.

Frauds - DR-36

At a night school alumni party, Joe is approached to join the Fielder Militia, a right wing group. They want Joe to help one of the Militia’s members get a Federal firearms license. Joe works with the ATF to join the Militia to locate Militia’s cache of illegal automatic weapons.

Intelligence - DR-34

Joe and Bill are assigned to the Medical Services Division. Two policemen have been shot. Joe and Bill must notify the wives.

Personnel - The Shooting

A sniper shoots a man and a woman as they are leaving a printing plant. Joe and Bill narrow down the suspects to a college student who is part time employee of the printing plant and a fan of the writings of the French writer Baudelaire.

Homicide - The Student

Joe and Bill are working the Special Investigation Unit. Informant “Black 10” asks for a meeting with Joe and Bill and gives them a tip about a bartender who is fencing stolen jade ring. Joe and Bill set up a sting to recover the ring and other stolen jewelry.

S.I.U. - The Ring

Joe and Bill are working a medical detail at a hospital. They handle an old man whose hobby is sitting in hotel lobbies, question a man who brings in a dead woman, investigate a man who had writing a letter threatening to blow up a radio station, and try to get a dying declaration from a shooting victim.

D.H.Q. - Medical

An old woman has all her possessions including her cane stolen by her grandson, "Mister Daniel Lumis". Joe and Bill try to locate Lumis and find a trail of bigamy and thievery.

Burglary - Mister

Joe and Bill are working Juvenile Narcotics Division and find a 12 year old under the influence of narcotics. They go to the boy’s school and conduct a class for teachers on how to identify narcotics. They discover that a ninth grader is selling the narcotics in school and find that his father is the source of the drugs.

Juvenile - The Little Pusher

Joe and Bill investigate a dead body found in a rundown apartment building. A half eaten peanut butter sandwich and a knife are found at the scene of the crime. A neighbor says that he saw a man and woman running out of the apartment. The man and woman come back and tell Joe and Bill that it was self defense. Joe looks for evidence that will prove or disproves the alibi.

Homicide - Cigarette Butt

Joe and Bill investigate a missing high school student. They find that both the student and her older sister are missing. However, the apartment manager and neighbor say that there is no younger sister. Joe and Bill must find the truth.

D.H.Q. - Missing Person

Joe and Bill are in court as arresting officers of three burglars. One of the prosecution witnesses is out of town and has developed car trouble and can’t return in time. Can a case still be made against the three burglars without the witness’ testimony?

Burglary Auto - Courtroom

The warden of a Colorado prison has notified the department that an inmate is about to be paroled, but there is a hold from LA because of an outstanding warrant. Joe and Bill investigate whether there is still a case after 15 years.

Internal Affairs - Parolee

Burglaries are happening and the thieves are leaving a red cloth at each crime scene. Joe and Bill respond to another break in at a chemical company and a safe company. Joe and Bill stake out the chemical company and catch an unexpected pair of thieves.

Burglary Auto - Juvenile Genius

Charlie Feeney, a wino police informant, calls Joe and claims he was swindled out of $9,000. The problem is the money wasn't his. Feeney turns the money over to someone claiming to be a private detective whose client is a big Las Vegas gambler. Joe and Bill track down the phony detective and start looking for the rightful owner of the money.

Bunco - $9,000

A teenage Hype from a nice home has missed his parole officer meeting. Joe and Bill are asked to locate the teenager before he starts up his habit.

Narco - Missing Hype

A woman befriends elderly people and then steals from them. Joe and Bill contact a radio personality and ask to have him talk about the scam. The radio broadcast turns up a lead, and a stakeout is set up where Bill poses as an invalid.

Burglary - Helpful Woman

There is a multiple homicide at a rooming house. When Joe and Bill arrive, they find two dead in the lobby near a broken TV set and the manager has been shot and is near death. The manager mumbles the words "oft one" to Joe as he is taken away to the hospital. Bill and Joe start searching for clues and what the manager's words mean.

Homicide - Who Killed Who?

A victim of a burglary calls and tells Joe she forgot to report one of the items that was stolen. A pawn shop reports receiving one of the stolen items and it leads to a drug dealer. He's not the thief, but Joe has him tailed and the dealer leads them to an unexpected person.

Burglary - The Son

Bill's wife is out-of-town, and Bill invites Joe home for the weekend. They have dinner, Bill concocts a hideous sandwich, and they try to play poker with some of Bill's friends. A woman selling magazines shows up, and Joe and Bill suspect a scam.

A.I.D. - The Weekend

A narcotic called "uppers" is being sold to juveniles. Joe and Bill must find who is making the pills and shut the operation down.

Narco - Pill Maker

Dogs are disappearing from cars parked at the El Centro shopping center. Joe and Bill suspect that the dogs are being stolen to get a reward for the dogs' return.

Burglary - The Dognappers

Joe and Bill investigate the identity of a dead 23 year old woman found under the Venice Pier. They check missing person reports to try to identify the woman, and they use a ring she was wearing and a piece of paper found on the body to track down the identity.

Missing Persons - The Body

Friday and Gannon interrogate a Park Ranger who is alleged to have forged checks and committed credit card fraud.

Forgery - The Ranger

Joe is enrolled in night school and busts a classmate for possession of marijuana. The professor threatens to give Joe an F for the bust. He puts removing Joe up for a vote by the class. An unexpected classmate comes to Joe's aid.

D.H.Q. - Night School

Two of the department's veteran homicide detectives are accused of stealing $800 from a dead man. Joe and Bill investigate and try to find a missing receipt that would clear the detectives.

I.A.D. - The Receipt

Joe and Bill investigate a holdup at a small neighborhood grocery store. Joe gets a tip from a woman that the robber was her husband. The husband is cleared. Another supermarket robbery occurs and the wife again accuses her husband. He is cleared again. The wife continues to insist after every robbery that her husband did it.

Robbery - The Harassing Wife

A furniture store has been burglarized overnight and the thief took $1900 from a locked safe. The store's secretary find a lead and Joe uses it to track down a "baseball fan".

Burglary - Baseball

Joe and Bill investigate a series of victims. An elderly man has been stabbed to death in his hotel room. An elderly is assaulted and her purse stolen. A store is robbed and the owner is stabbed. Rights are given to the criminals, but there are no rights for the victims.

D.H.Q. - The Victims

Police Detective Sgt. Joe Friday and his partners investigate crimes in Los Angeles.

The Best Seasons of Dragnet

The Best Seasons of Dragnet

Season 1

Season 3

Season 2

Season 4