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The Best Episodes of Empty Nest Season 5

Every episode of Empty Nest Season 5 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of Empty Nest Season 5!

Widowed pediatrician Harry Weston is a miracle worker when it comes to dealing with his young patients, but he's more challenged by the other people...
Genres:FamilyComedy
Network:NBC
Episodes
26
Avg. Rating
7.8
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Season 5 Ratings Summary

"Why Do Fools Fall in Love?" is the best rated episode of "Empty Nest" season 5. It scored 8/10 based on 102 votes. Directed by Dinah Manoff and written by N/A, it aired on 9/19/1992. This episode is rated 0.4 points higher than the second-best, "Take My Garage, Please".

  • Why Do Fools Fall in Love?
    8.0/10(102)

    #1 - Why Do Fools Fall in Love?

    Season 5 Episode 1

    Aired 9/19/1992

    Barbara agrees to drop by and check up on Charley after he receives a death threat. Seeing how much they have in common, Charley becomes smitten with her . Meanwhile, after Harry lets a young patient play with Dreyfuss, the kid tries to buy him.

    Director: Dinah Manoff

    Writer: N/A

  • Take My Garage, Please
    7.6/10(101)

    #2 - Take My Garage, Please

    Season 5 Episode 2

    Aired 9/26/1992

    Carol begins dating Patrick, the Westons' sprinkler man. When his apartment is condemned, Carol persuades Harry to let Patrick move into the garage.

    Director: Steve Zuckerman

    Writer: N/A

  • R.N. On the Rebound
    7.7/10(102)

    #3 - R.N. On the Rebound

    Season 5 Episode 3

    Aired 10/3/1992

    Barbara sets newly divorced Laverne up on a blind date with a coroner's assistant. Carol is jealous of the friendship between Patrick and Charley (who surprisingly understands the depth of Patrick's art).

    Director: Steve Zuckerman

    Writer: N/A

  • . . . Or Forever Hold Your Peace
    7.6/10(102)

    #4 - . . . Or Forever Hold Your Peace

    Season 5 Episode 4

    Aired 10/10/1992

    Harry objects to Arthur's sudden wedding plans, which prompts Arthur to end their friendship. Carol tries to get Barbara to arrest her at a protest.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The Boomerang Affair
    7.6/10(107)

    #5 - The Boomerang Affair

    Season 5 Episode 5

    Aired 10/17/1992

    Harry tries his best to get a lady to agree to date him, but soon wishes he hadn't bothered when she tries to control every area of his life. Laverne tries to conceal an ulcer.

    Director: Steve Zuckerman

    Writer: Dave Richardson

  • Cruel and Unusual Punishment
    7.4/10(101)

    #6 - Cruel and Unusual Punishment

    Season 5 Episode 6

    Aired 10/24/1992

    After finding a man guilty during jury duty, Carol tires to clear her conscience by hiring a former criminal to work at her catering business.

    Director: Steve Zuckerman

    Writer: N/A

  • It's Not Easy Being Green
    7.9/10(106)

    #7 - It's Not Easy Being Green

    Season 5 Episode 7

    Aired 10/31/1992

    Harry agrees to help Laverne hand out candy on Halloween, while Carol and Patrick are mugged after attending a costume party dressed as Madame Curie and Radium.

    Director: James Widdoes

    Writer: N/A

  • Dirty Harry
    7.8/10(99)

    #8 - Dirty Harry

    Season 5 Episode 8

    Aired 11/7/1992

    Carol talks Harry into appearing with her on Geraldo. A young patient tries to increase his height so he will be tall enough to ride an amusement park roller coaster.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Timing is Everything
    7.5/10(100)

    #9 - Timing is Everything

    Season 5 Episode 9

    Aired 11/14/1992

    Harry attempts to start a relationship with an old friend. Carol tries to assemble exercise equipment she bought for Patrick, and when she can't do it she reluctantly calls on Charley for help.

    Director: Steve Zuckerman

    Writer: Cheryl Holliday

  • Thanksgiving at the Westons'
    8.2/10(100)

    #10 - Thanksgiving at the Westons'

    Season 5 Episode 10

    Aired 11/21/1992

    Laverne is reluctant to accept Harry's invitation to Thanksgiving dinner and flashbacks to the previous such dinner show why.

    Director: Steve Zuckerman

    Writer: Arnie Kogen

  • The Body Beautiful
    7.9/10(100)

    #11 - The Body Beautiful

    Season 5 Episode 11

    Aired 12/5/1992

    Harry discovers that a patient is using steroids. Upset that Patrick is using a nude model in his work, Carol starts thinking she's not attractive enough and attempts an exercise regimen. Laverne is put in charge of fire drills.

    Director: Steve Zuckerman

    Writer: N/A

  • Overboard
    7.4/10(100)

    #12 - Overboard

    Season 5 Episode 12

    Aired 12/12/1992

    A storm strands cruise passenger Charley adrift in a raft and he returns a different man. Carol and Patrick have a chance to work together, but she becomes jealous when he gets the job and she doesn't.

    Director: Steve Zuckerman

    Writer: N/A

  • Emily
    8.1/10(97)

    #13 - Emily

    Season 5 Episode 13

    Aired 1/2/1993

    When Emily returns from college, Carol decides to take her little sister under her wing, so to speak, and sets her up on a blind date with Patrick's friend. Meanwhile, Emily's rich boyfriend, whom she doesn't want to see anymore, doesn't want their relationship to be over.

    Director: Steve Zuckerman

    Writer: N/A

  • The Sting
    8.0/10(97)

    #14 - The Sting

    Season 5 Episode 14

    Aired 1/9/1993

    The FBI wants Emily to help them nab her bookie boyfriend. Laverne teaches Charley CPR.

    Director: Steve Zuckerman

    Writer: N/A

  • The Fracas in Vegas
    8.1/10(102)

    #15 - The Fracas in Vegas

    Season 5 Episode 15

    Aired 1/23/1993

    Harry and Charley travel to Las Vegas to see a boxing match but the trip is plagued with problems. Meanwhile, Emily wonders when Carol stopped being her cool big sister when Carol won't let her visiting college friends crash on the living room floor. Emily later regrets her comments when Carol takes control and starts teaching the whole group to do 70's dances.

    Director: Steve Zuckerman

    Writer: Dave Richardson

  • Pardon My Flashback
    7.6/10(97)

    #16 - Pardon My Flashback

    Season 5 Episode 16

    Aired 1/30/1993

    While gathered around the television for the Super Bowl, the Westons, Laverne, and Charley reflect on old times.

    Director: Steve Zuckerman

    Writer: N/A

  • Dog Day Afternoon
    7.8/10(102)

    #17 - Dog Day Afternoon

    Season 5 Episode 17

    Aired 2/6/1993

    A small investment in a mall makes Laverne especially bossy. Carol consults an animal psychologist for help when Dreyfuss ignores her after she yells at him.

    Director: Steve Zuckerman

    Writer: N/A

  • More to Love
    7.8/10(102)

    #18 - More to Love

    Season 5 Episode 18

    Aired 2/13/1993

    Emily is dating Carol's old school friend Danny, who compulsively jokes about his weight problem; Laverne is spending all her spare time on the phone gossiping with other nurses, but is aghast when another nurse accidentally hears her and Harry together in the supply closet and alerts the grapevine.

    Director: Steve Zuckerman

    Writer: Ross Abrash

  • My Dad, My Doctor
    7.9/10(103)

    #19 - My Dad, My Doctor

    Season 5 Episode 19

    Aired 2/20/1993

    Emily upsets Harry when she tears a ligament in her knee and needs surgery, but chooses instead to follow a therapy program recommended by another doctor. Meanwhile, Patrick goes camping and Charley tags along.

    Director: Steve Zuckerman

    Writer: N/A

  • Love and Marriage
    7.6/10(104)

    #20 - Love and Marriage

    Season 5 Episode 20

    Aired 2/27/1993

    Carol is upset when cousin Little Carol visits and announces her wedding plans. Charley is sentenced to community service at the hospital and gets some helpful tips from Jack Trenton.

    Director: Steve Zuckerman

    Writer: N/A

  • The All-American Boy - Not!
    7.8/10(101)

    #21 - The All-American Boy - Not!

    Season 5 Episode 21

    Aired 3/20/1993

    Harry befriends a young shoplifter while volunteering at a free clinic and brings him home. The boy, an uncontrolled diabetic, later runs away, taking the Westons furniture with him.

    Director: Steve Zuckerman

    Writer: N/A

  • Two For the Road
    7.6/10(105)

    #22 - Two For the Road

    Season 5 Episode 22

    Aired 4/10/1993

    Patrick and Emily drive back from New York together in his van. Meanwhile, Harry, who is home sick with the flu, must bear the brunt of Carol's certainty that something will happen between the two while on the road.

    Director: Steve Zuckerman

    Writer: Dave Richardson

  • Aunt Verne Knows Best
    7.9/10(101)

    #23 - Aunt Verne Knows Best

    Season 5 Episode 23

    Aired 5/1/1993

    Laverne is too controlling on her nephew, who is in town to attend college. Carol is convinced her relationship with Patrick will be over before their nearing six month anniversary because no other relationship (except her doomed marriage) has lasted past six months.

    Director: Steve Zuckerman

    Writer: N/A

  • My Mother, My Self
    7.6/10(100)

    #24 - My Mother, My Self

    Season 5 Episode 24

    Aired 5/8/1993

    Charley's mother arrives to tell him that she and his father are divorced and ends up falling in love with Harry. Carol goes on a trip to meet Patrick's mother. Laverne battles her insurance company.

    Director: Steve Zuckerman

    Writer: N/A

  • Charley to the Rescue
    7.9/10(101)

    #25 - Charley to the Rescue

    Season 5 Episode 25

    Aired 5/15/1993

    Emily is harassed by an obnoxious comic while working as a waitress on Charley's cruise ship. Laverne fixes Harry up with what she thinks is his perfect match.

    Director: Steve Zuckerman

    Writer: Rob LaZebnik