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The Best Episodes of Childrens Hospital

Every episode of Childrens Hospital ranked from best to worst. Let's dive into the Best Episodes of Childrens Hospital!

The Best Episodes of Childrens Hospital

A hospital isn't a place for lazy people. It's a place for smart people who take care of people who aren't smart enough to keep...

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  1. Background image for Eulogy
    8.5/10(66 votes)

    #1 - Eulogy

    S4:E14

    The death of a cast member is examined.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  2. Background image for Hot Enough for You?
    8.3/10(130 votes)

    #2 - Hot Enough for You?

    S2:E8

    When the power goes out on the hottest day of the year, sexual tensions boil over among the staff. Blake is date-raped. Dori fries eggs on her boobs.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  3. Background image for The Sultan's Finger - LIVE
    8.2/10(105 votes)

    #3 - The Sultan's Finger - LIVE

    S2:E12

    In a special live episode, a visiting Sultan needs emergency surgery; Blake faces a crucial decision about his clown make-up; Glenn cuts off his finger for Valerie. A surprise ending reveals the shocking the truth about one of the doctors, shattering everyone's perceptions. SEASON FINALE.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  4. Background image for Newsreaders
    8.2/10(75 votes)

    #4 - Newsreaders

    S3:E14

    Updates on the cast are featured on "Newsreaders" in the Season 3 finale.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  5. Background image for British Hospital
    8.2/10(111 votes)

    #5 - British Hospital

    S4:E7

    A look at the British version of "Childrens Hospital".

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  6. Background image for Just Like Cyrano de Bergerac
    8.2/10(63 votes)

    #6 - Just Like Cyrano de Bergerac

    S6:E6

    Blake asks Glenn to coach him through a new romantic relationship. Chief and Cat prank call Sy. Guest stars include Lindsay Sloane, James Adomian, Paul Scheer, Nick Offerman, Jordan Peele and Brian Huskey.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  8. Background image for The End of the Middle
    8.0/10(119 votes)

    #7 - The End of the Middle

    S2:E6

    An episode of TV news magazine News Readers covering the filming of the final episode of Childrens Hospital, complete with behind the scenes looks at the show. Cutter Spindell (who portrays Blake Downs on the show within the show) interferes to save the series, convincing protesters that they're saving an actual children's hospital.

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    Director:David Wain
    Writer:Unknown
  9. Background image for The '70s Episode
    8.0/10(108 votes)

    #8 - The '70s Episode

    S3:E6

    Glenn returns from Vietnam; Lola has new career aspirations.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  10. Background image for Fan Fiction
    8.0/10(59 votes)

    #9 - Fan Fiction

    S6:E4

    Nurse Beth enters a love triangle with Glenn and Owen and the doctors try to solve a high-stakes medical mystery.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  11. Background image for Me, Owen
    8.0/10(47 votes)

    #10 - Me, Owen

    S6:E11

    Owen and Briggs work together on a murder case that has spanned fifteen years; a look into Owen and Briggs' past.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  12. Background image for The Night Shift
    7.9/10(87 votes)

    #11 - The Night Shift

    S3:E11

    The staff work the night shift under the guidance of Velam Geza.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  13. Background image for Party Down
    7.9/10(110 votes)

    #12 - Party Down

    S3:E13

    A long-delayed bar mitzvah for Glenn is planned; Owen wants his foreskin back.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  14. Background image for A Year In the Life
    7.9/10(69 votes)

    #13 - A Year In the Life

    S4:E10

    The events of a full year at the hospital are chronicled.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  15. Background image for Childrens Lawspital
    7.9/10(74 votes)

    #14 - Childrens Lawspital

    S4:E12

    Lola has no friends or pets so she gets a law degree and defends Owen.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  16. Background image for Run, Dr. Lola Spratt, Run
    7.8/10(91 votes)

    #15 - Run, Dr. Lola Spratt, Run

    S3:E1

    A boy stuck in quicksand is brought to the ER.

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    Director:Rob Schrab
    Writer:Unknown
  17. Background image for A Kid Walks in to a Hospital
    7.8/10(67 votes)

    #16 - A Kid Walks in to a Hospital

    S4:E9

    Sy's spy past comes back to haunt him when his former partner returns to kill him.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  18. Background image for Wisedocs
    7.8/10(69 votes)

    #17 - Wisedocs

    S4:E13

    The Mafia run wild in the hospital.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  19. Background image for Up at 5
    7.8/10(52 votes)

    #18 - Up at 5

    S6:E7

    The cast appears on a morning show, "Up at 5," in order to promote the upcoming Childrens Hospital movie.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  20. Background image for Joke Overload
    7.7/10(112 votes)

    #19 - Joke Overload

    S2:E5

    The staff must choose between saving an old black man and a young white kid. Insult comic Jeffrey Ross brings his child into the O.R., but the staff is more concerned with enjoying his humor than treating his child. Two Star Trek nerds dressed in uniforms (one as a Klingon) visit the hospital.

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    Director:John Inwood
    Writer:Unknown
  21. Background image for Frankfurters, Allman Brothers, Death, Frankfurters
    7.7/10(107 votes)

    #20 - Frankfurters, Allman Brothers, Death, Frankfurters

    S2:E7

    A knife stuck in a boy's chest may not be what it seems; Glenn's cancer cure is threatened by a mysterious visitor, a mind-reading girl visits the coma room.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  22. Background image for Ward 8
    7.7/10(88 votes)

    #21 - Ward 8

    S3:E2

    Briggs (Nick Offerman) goes undercover in the children's psych ward; Blake's ex (Sarah Silverman) resurfaces; and Chief and Glenn share a moment.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  23. Background image for Black Doctor
    7.7/10(88 votes)

    #22 - Black Doctor

    S3:E3

    Blake is evicted from his apartment for being a clown; Dr. Brian returns to the hospital after a stint working for the drama "Black Hospital"; and Cat is overexposed.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  24. Background image for Home Is Where the Hospital Is
    7.7/10(84 votes)

    #23 - Home Is Where the Hospital Is

    S3:E4

    The doctors feel crowded from sharing an apartment and decide someone should move out. Elsewhere, Sy deals with his own domestic issues.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  25. Background image for The Chet Episode
    7.7/10(81 votes)

    #24 - The Chet Episode

    S3:E12

    A day in the life of Chet (Brian Huskey), the creepy paramedic.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  26. Background image for Attention Staff
    7.7/10(67 votes)

    #25 - Attention Staff

    S4:E11

    Sal Viscuso is hunted and Owen is haunted.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

Best Episodes Summary

"Eulogy" is the best rated episode of "Childrens Hospital". It scored 8.5/10 based on 66 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 11/16/2012. This episode scored 0.2 points higher than the second highest rated, "Hot Enough for You?".