Childrens Hospital

The Best Episodes of Childrens Hospital

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Every episode of Childrens Hospital ranked from best to worst. Let's dive into the Best Episodes of Childrens Hospital!

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  1. 8.4/10(65 votes)

    #1 - Eulogy

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    S4:E14

    The death of a cast member is examined.

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  2. 8.3/10(72 votes)

    #2 - Coming and Going

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    S5:E13

    The doctors' trip to Japan comes to a climax.

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  3. 8.2/10(128 votes)

    #3 - Hot Enough for You?

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    S2:E8

    When the power goes out on the hottest day of the year, sexual tensions boil over among the staff. Blake is date-raped. Dori fries eggs on her boobs.

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  4. 8.2/10(103 votes)

    #4 - The Sultan's Finger - LIVE

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    S2:E12

    In a special live episode, a visiting Sultan needs emergency surgery; Blake faces a crucial decision about his clown make-up; Glenn cuts off his finger for Valerie. A surprise ending reveals the shocking the truth about one of the doctors, shattering everyone's perceptions. SEASON FINALE.

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  5. 8.2/10(110 votes)

    #5 - British Hospital

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    S4:E7

    A look at the British version of "Childrens Hospital".

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  6. 8.1/10(74 votes)

    #6 - Newsreaders

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    S3:E14

    Updates on the cast are featured on "Newsreaders" in the Season 3 finale.

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  8. 8.1/10(85 votes)

    #7 - Triangles

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    S5:E2

    Officer Briggs needs a place to stay and a copy of Airplane! to rewatch.

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  9. 8.0/10(117 votes)

    #8 - The End of the Middle

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    S2:E6

    An episode of TV news magazine News Readers covering the filming of the final episode of Childrens Hospital, complete with behind the scenes looks at the show. Cutter Spindell (who portrays Blake Downs on the show within the show) interferes to save the series, convincing protesters that they're saving an actual children's hospital.

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    Director:David Wain
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  10. 8.0/10(107 votes)

    #9 - The '70s Episode

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    S3:E6

    Glenn returns from Vietnam; Lola has new career aspirations.

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  11. 7.9/10(86 votes)

    #10 - The Night Shift

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    S3:E11

    The staff work the night shift under the guidance of Velam Geza.

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  12. 7.9/10(69 votes)

    #11 - A Year In the Life

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    S4:E10

    The events of a full year at the hospital are chronicled.

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  13. 7.9/10(73 votes)

    #12 - Childrens Lawspital

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    S4:E12

    Lola has no friends or pets so she gets a law degree and defends Owen.

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  14. 7.9/10(59 votes)

    #13 - Country Weekend

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    S5:E4

    The doctors gather at Cat's vacation house for her wedding to Michael.

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  15. 7.8/10(109 votes)

    #14 - Party Down

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    S3:E13

    A long-delayed bar mitzvah for Glenn is planned; Owen wants his foreskin back.

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  16. 7.8/10(74 votes)

    #15 - A New Hope

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    S5:E1

    The staff move to an army base in Japan when the hospital is infested with termites.

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  17. 7.8/10(49 votes)

    #16 - Show Me a Hero

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    S7:E7

    When Dr. Cat Black has a crisis of faith, the hospital's resident spiritual leaders fiercely compete against each other to convert her and win a monthly sales prize. Glenn grows frustrated that he isn't getting the respect he deserves for playing second bass in the L.A. punk band X.

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  18. 7.7/10(110 votes)

    #17 - Joke Overload

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    S2:E5

    The staff must choose between saving an old black man and a young white kid. Insult comic Jeffrey Ross brings his child into the O.R., but the staff is more concerned with enjoying his humor than treating his child. Two Star Trek nerds dressed in uniforms (one as a Klingon) visit the hospital.

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    Director:John Inwood
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  19. 7.7/10(105 votes)

    #18 - Frankfurters, Allman Brothers, Death, Frankfurters

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    S2:E7

    A knife stuck in a boy's chest may not be what it seems; Glenn's cancer cure is threatened by a mysterious visitor, a mind-reading girl visits the coma room.

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  20. 7.7/10(90 votes)

    #19 - Run, Dr. Lola Spratt, Run

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    S3:E1

    A boy stuck in quicksand is brought to the ER.

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    Director:Rob Schrab
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  21. 7.7/10(87 votes)

    #20 - Ward 8

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    S3:E2

    Briggs (Nick Offerman) goes undercover in the children's psych ward; Blake's ex (Sarah Silverman) resurfaces; and Chief and Glenn share a moment.

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  22. 7.7/10(86 votes)

    #21 - Black Doctor

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    S3:E3

    Blake is evicted from his apartment for being a clown; Dr. Brian returns to the hospital after a stint working for the drama "Black Hospital"; and Cat is overexposed.

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  23. 7.7/10(83 votes)

    #22 - Home Is Where the Hospital Is

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    S3:E4

    The doctors feel crowded from sharing an apartment and decide someone should move out. Elsewhere, Sy deals with his own domestic issues.

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  24. 7.7/10(66 votes)

    #23 - A Kid Walks in to a Hospital

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    S4:E9

    Sy's spy past comes back to haunt him when his former partner returns to kill him.

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  25. 7.7/10(68 votes)

    #24 - Wisedocs

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    S4:E13

    The Mafia run wild in the hospital.

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  26. 7.7/10(51 votes)

    #25 - Spoiler Alert: Owen Gets a Perm

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    S5:E8

    Owen learns a lesson about hair choices; Glenn reveals the source of his surgical abilities.

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Best Episodes Summary

"Eulogy" is the best rated episode of "Childrens Hospital". It scored 8.4/10 based on 65 votes. Directed by N/A and written by N/A, it aired on 11/16/2012. This episode scored 0.1 points higher than the second highest rated, "Coming and Going".