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The Best Episodes of Childrens Hospital

Every episode of Childrens Hospital ranked from best to worst. Let's dive into the Best Episodes of Childrens Hospital!

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Genre:Comedy

Best Episodes Summary

"Eulogy" is the best rated episode of "Childrens Hospital". It scored 8.4/10 based on 64 votes. Directed by N/A and written by N/A, it aired on 11/16/2012. This episode scored 0.1 points higher than the second highest rated, "Coming and Going".

  • Eulogy
    8.4/1064 votes
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    #1 - Eulogy

    Season 4 Episode 14 - Aired 11/16/2012

    The death of a cast member is examined.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Coming and Going
    8.3/1071 votes
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    #2 - Coming and Going

    Season 5 Episode 13 - Aired 10/24/2013

    The doctors' trip to Japan comes to a climax.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Hot Enough for You?
    8.2/10126 votes
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    #3 - Hot Enough for You?

    Season 2 Episode 8 - Aired 10/10/2010

    When the power goes out on the hottest day of the year, sexual tensions boil over among the staff. Blake is date-raped. Dori fries eggs on her boobs.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The Sultan's Finger - LIVE
    8.2/10102 votes
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    #4 - The Sultan's Finger - LIVE

    Season 2 Episode 12 - Aired 11/7/2010

    In a special live episode, a visiting Sultan needs emergency surgery; Blake faces a crucial decision about his clown make-up; Glenn cuts off his finger for Valerie. A surprise ending reveals the shocking the truth about one of the doctors, shattering everyone's perceptions. SEASON FINALE.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • British Hospital
    8.2/10108 votes
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    #5 - British Hospital

    Season 4 Episode 7 - Aired 9/20/2012

    A look at the British version of "Childrens Hospital".

    Director: Tristram Shapeero

    Writer: Sam Bain

  • Just Like Cyrano de Bergerac
    8.2/1059 votes
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    #6 - Just Like Cyrano de Bergerac

    Season 6 Episode 6 - Aired 4/25/2015

    Blake asks Glenn to coach him through a new romantic relationship. Chief and Cat prank call Sy. Guest stars include Lindsay Sloane, James Adomian, Paul Scheer, Nick Offerman, Jordan Peele and Brian Huskey.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Newsreaders
    8.1/1072 votes
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    #7 - Newsreaders

    Season 3 Episode 14 - Aired 9/1/2011

    Updates on the cast are featured on "Newsreaders" in the Season 3 finale.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Triangles
    8.1/1083 votes
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    #8 - Triangles

    Season 5 Episode 2 - Aired 8/1/2013

    Officer Briggs needs a place to stay and a copy of Airplane! to rewatch.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Michael Showalter

  • The '70s Episode
    8.0/10106 votes
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    #9 - The '70s Episode

    Season 3 Episode 6 - Aired 7/7/2011

    Glenn returns from Vietnam; Lola has new career aspirations.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Fan Fiction
    8.0/1055 votes
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    #10 - Fan Fiction

    Season 6 Episode 4 - Aired 4/11/2015

    Nurse Beth enters a love triangle with Glenn and Owen and the doctors try to solve a high-stakes medical mystery.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Me, Owen
    8.0/1043 votes
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    #11 - Me, Owen

    Season 6 Episode 11 - Aired 5/30/2015

    Owen and Briggs work together on a murder case that has spanned fifteen years; a look into Owen and Briggs' past.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The End of the Middle
    7.9/10115 votes
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    #12 - The End of the Middle

    Season 2 Episode 6 - Aired 9/26/2010

    An episode of TV news magazine News Readers covering the filming of the final episode of Childrens Hospital, complete with behind the scenes looks at the show. Cutter Spindell (who portrays Blake Downs on the show within the show) interferes to save the series, convincing protesters that they're saving an actual children's hospital.

    Director: David Wain

    Writer: N/A

  • The Night Shift
    7.9/1084 votes
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    #13 - The Night Shift

    Season 3 Episode 11 - Aired 8/11/2011

    The staff work the night shift under the guidance of Velam Geza.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • A Year In the Life
    7.9/1068 votes
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    #14 - A Year In the Life

    Season 4 Episode 10 - Aired 10/11/2012

    The events of a full year at the hospital are chronicled.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Childrens Lawspital
    7.9/1072 votes
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    #15 - Childrens Lawspital

    Season 4 Episode 12 - Aired 10/25/2012

    Lola has no friends or pets so she gets a law degree and defends Owen.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Country Weekend
    7.9/1058 votes
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    #16 - Country Weekend

    Season 5 Episode 4 - Aired 8/15/2013

    The doctors gather at Cat's vacation house for her wedding to Michael.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Party Down
    7.8/10107 votes
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    #17 - Party Down

    Season 3 Episode 13 - Aired 8/25/2011

    A long-delayed bar mitzvah for Glenn is planned; Owen wants his foreskin back.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • A New Hope
    7.8/1073 votes
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    #18 - A New Hope

    Season 5 Episode 1 - Aired 7/25/2013

    The staff move to an army base in Japan when the hospital is infested with termites.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Up at 5
    7.8/1049 votes
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    #19 - Up at 5

    Season 6 Episode 7 - Aired 5/2/2015

    The cast appears on a morning show, "Up at 5," in order to promote the upcoming Childrens Hospital movie.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Show Me a Hero
    7.8/1048 votes
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    #20 - Show Me a Hero

    Season 7 Episode 7 - Aired 3/4/2016

    When Dr. Cat Black has a crisis of faith, the hospital's resident spiritual leaders fiercely compete against each other to convert her and win a monthly sales prize. Glenn grows frustrated that he isn't getting the respect he deserves for playing second bass in the L.A. punk band X.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Joke Overload
    7.7/10109 votes
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    #21 - Joke Overload

    Season 2 Episode 5 - Aired 9/19/2010

    The staff must choose between saving an old black man and a young white kid. Insult comic Jeffrey Ross brings his child into the O.R., but the staff is more concerned with enjoying his humor than treating his child. Two Star Trek nerds dressed in uniforms (one as a Klingon) visit the hospital.

    Director: John Inwood

    Writer: N/A

  • Frankfurters, Allman Brothers, Death, Frankfurters
    7.7/10104 votes
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    #22 - Frankfurters, Allman Brothers, Death, Frankfurters

    Season 2 Episode 7 - Aired 10/3/2010

    A knife stuck in a boy's chest may not be what it seems; Glenn's cancer cure is threatened by a mysterious visitor, a mind-reading girl visits the coma room.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Run, Dr. Lola Spratt, Run
    7.7/1089 votes
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    #23 - Run, Dr. Lola Spratt, Run

    Season 3 Episode 1 - Aired 6/2/2011

    A boy stuck in quicksand is brought to the ER.

    Director: Rob Schrab

    Writer: N/A

  • Ward 8
    7.7/1086 votes
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    #24 - Ward 8

    Season 3 Episode 2 - Aired 6/9/2011

    Briggs (Nick Offerman) goes undercover in the children's psych ward; Blake's ex (Sarah Silverman) resurfaces; and Chief and Glenn share a moment.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Black Doctor
    7.7/1085 votes
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    #25 - Black Doctor

    Season 3 Episode 3 - Aired 6/16/2011

    Blake is evicted from his apartment for being a clown; Dr. Brian returns to the hospital after a stint working for the drama "Black Hospital"; and Cat is overexposed.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A