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The Best Episodes of Childrens Hospital

Every episode of Childrens Hospital ranked from best to worst. Let's dive into the Best Episodes of Childrens Hospital!

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A hospital isn't a place for lazy people. It's a place for smart people who take care of people who aren't smart enough to keep themselves healthy. So begins Children's Hospital, a parody series that

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  1. #1 Fan Favorite
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    Childrens Hospital Season 4 Episode 14 - Eulogy
    8.5/10(71 votes)

    #1 - Eulogy

    S4:E14

    The death of a cast member is examined.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  2. Childrens Hospital Season 2 Episode 8 - Hot Enough for You?
    8.3/10(138 votes)

    #2 - Hot Enough for You?

    S2:E8

    When the power goes out on the hottest day of the year, sexual tensions boil over among the staff. Blake is date-raped. Dori fries eggs on her boobs.

    Director:David Wain
    Writers:David Wain, Rob Corddry

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  3. Childrens Hospital Season 5 Episode 13 - Coming and Going
    8.3/10(78 votes)

    #3 - Coming and Going

    S5:E13

    The doctors' trip to Japan comes to a climax.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  4. Childrens Hospital Season 2 Episode 12 - The Sultan's Finger - LIVE
    8.2/10(111 votes)

    #4 - The Sultan's Finger - LIVE

    S2:E12

    In a special live episode, a visiting Sultan needs emergency surgery; Blake faces a crucial decision about his clown make-up; Glenn cuts off his finger for Valerie. A surprise ending reveals the shocking the truth about one of the doctors, shattering everyone's perceptions. SEASON FINALE.

    Director:David Wain
    Writers:David Wain, Rob Corddry, Jonathan Stern

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  5. Childrens Hospital Season 4 Episode 7 - British Hospital
    8.2/10(115 votes)

    #5 - British Hospital

    S4:E7

    A look at the British version of "Childrens Hospital".

    Director:Tristram Shapeero
    Writer:Sam Bain

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  6. Childrens Hospital Season 5 Episode 2 - Triangles
    8.2/10(89 votes)

    #6 - Triangles

    S5:E2

    Officer Briggs needs a place to stay and a copy of Airplane! to rewatch.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Michael Showalter

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  7. Childrens Hospital Season 6 Episode 6 - Just Like Cyrano de Bergerac
    8.2/10(67 votes)

    #7 - Just Like Cyrano de Bergerac

    S6:E6

    Blake asks Glenn to coach him through a new romantic relationship. Chief and Cat prank call Sy. Guest stars include Lindsay Sloane, James Adomian, Paul Scheer, Nick Offerman, Jordan Peele and Brian Huskey.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  8. Childrens Hospital Season 2 Episode 6 - The End of the Middle
    8.1/10(125 votes)

    #8 - The End of the Middle

    S2:E6

    An episode of TV news magazine News Readers covering the filming of the final episode of Childrens Hospital, complete with behind the scenes looks at the show. Cutter Spindell (who portrays Blake Downs on the show within the show) interferes to save the series, convincing protesters that they're saving an actual children's hospital.

    Director:David Wain
    Writer:Jonathan Stern

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  9. Childrens Hospital Season 3 Episode 14 - Newsreaders
    8.1/10(81 votes)

    #9 - Newsreaders

    S3:E14

    Updates on the cast are featured on "Newsreaders" in the Season 3 finale.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  10. Childrens Hospital Season 6 Episode 11 - Me, Owen
    8.1/10(51 votes)

    #10 - Me, Owen

    S6:E11

    Owen and Briggs work together on a murder case that has spanned fifteen years; a look into Owen and Briggs' past.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  11. Childrens Hospital Season 3 Episode 6 - The '70s Episode
    8.0/10(113 votes)

    #11 - The '70s Episode

    S3:E6

    Glenn returns from Vietnam; Lola has new career aspirations.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  12. Childrens Hospital Season 3 Episode 11 - The Night Shift
    8.0/10(91 votes)

    #12 - The Night Shift

    S3:E11

    The staff work the night shift under the guidance of Velam Geza.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  13. Childrens Hospital Season 4 Episode 12 - Childrens Lawspital
    8.0/10(78 votes)

    #13 - Childrens Lawspital

    S4:E12

    Lola has no friends or pets so she gets a law degree and defends Owen.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  14. Childrens Hospital Season 5 Episode 4 - Country Weekend
    8.0/10(63 votes)

    #14 - Country Weekend

    S5:E4

    The doctors gather at Cat's vacation house for her wedding to Michael.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  15. Childrens Hospital Season 6 Episode 4 - Fan Fiction
    8.0/10(62 votes)

    #15 - Fan Fiction

    S6:E4

    Nurse Beth enters a love triangle with Glenn and Owen and the doctors try to solve a high-stakes medical mystery.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  16. Childrens Hospital Season 4 Episode 10 - A Year In the Life
    7.9/10(72 votes)

    #16 - A Year In the Life

    S4:E10

    The events of a full year at the hospital are chronicled.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  17. Childrens Hospital Season 5 Episode 1 - A New Hope
    7.9/10(79 votes)

    #17 - A New Hope

    S5:E1

    The staff move to an army base in Japan when the hospital is infested with termites.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  18. Childrens Hospital Season 6 Episode 7 - Up at 5
    7.9/10(55 votes)

    #18 - Up at 5

    S6:E7

    The cast appears on a morning show, "Up at 5," in order to promote the upcoming Childrens Hospital movie.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  19. Childrens Hospital Season 7 Episode 7 - Show Me a Hero
    7.9/10(56 votes)

    #19 - Show Me a Hero

    S7:E7

    When Dr. Cat Black has a crisis of faith, the hospital's resident spiritual leaders fiercely compete against each other to convert her and win a monthly sales prize. Glenn grows frustrated that he isn't getting the respect he deserves for playing second bass in the L.A. punk band X.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  20. Childrens Hospital Season 2 Episode 7 - Frankfurters, Allman Brothers, Death, Frankfurters
    7.8/10(114 votes)

    #20 - Frankfurters, Allman Brothers, Death, Frankfurters

    S2:E7

    A knife stuck in a boy's chest may not be what it seems; Glenn's cancer cure is threatened by a mysterious visitor, a mind-reading girl visits the coma room.

    Director:Rob Schrab
    Writer:Jonathan Stern

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  21. Childrens Hospital Season 3 Episode 4 - Home Is Where the Hospital Is
    7.8/10(89 votes)

    #21 - Home Is Where the Hospital Is

    S3:E4

    The doctors feel crowded from sharing an apartment and decide someone should move out. Elsewhere, Sy deals with his own domestic issues.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  22. Childrens Hospital Season 3 Episode 13 - Party Down
    7.8/10(115 votes)

    #22 - Party Down

    S3:E13

    A long-delayed bar mitzvah for Glenn is planned; Owen wants his foreskin back.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  23. Childrens Hospital Season 4 Episode 9 - A Kid Walks in to a Hospital
    7.8/10(70 votes)

    #23 - A Kid Walks in to a Hospital

    S4:E9

    Sy's spy past comes back to haunt him when his former partner returns to kill him.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  24. Childrens Hospital Season 4 Episode 13 - Wisedocs
    7.8/10(72 votes)

    #24 - Wisedocs

    S4:E13

    The Mafia run wild in the hospital.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  25. Childrens Hospital Season 5 Episode 8 - Spoiler Alert: Owen Gets a Perm
    7.8/10(57 votes)

    #25 - Spoiler Alert: Owen Gets a Perm

    S5:E8

    Owen learns a lesson about hair choices; Glenn reveals the source of his surgical abilities.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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Best Episodes Summary

"Eulogy" is the best rated episode of "Childrens Hospital". It scored 8.5/10 based on 71 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 11/16/2012. This episode scored 0.2 points higher than the second highest rated, "Hot Enough for You?".