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The Best Episodes of Childrens Hospital

Every episode of Childrens Hospital ranked from best to worst. Let's dive into the Best Episodes of Childrens Hospital!

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A hospital isn't a place for lazy people. It's a place for smart people who take care of people who aren't smart enough to keep themselves healthy. So begins Children's Hospital, a parody series that

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  1. #1 Fan Favorite
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    Childrens Hospital Season 4 Episode 7 - British Hospital
    8.0/10(6 votes)

    #1 - British Hospital

    S4:E7

    A look at the British version of "Childrens Hospital".

    Director:Tristram Shapeero
    Writer:Sam Bain

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  2. Childrens Hospital Season 5 Episode 3 - C-Word
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #2 - C-Word

    S5:E3

    A plane crash threatens a night of entertainment on the base.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  3. Childrens Hospital Season 5 Episode 13 - Coming and Going
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #3 - Coming and Going

    S5:E13

    The doctors' trip to Japan comes to a climax.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  4. Childrens Hospital Season 5 Episode 1 - A New Hope
    7.0/10(1 votes)

    #4 - A New Hope

    S5:E1

    The staff move to an army base in Japan when the hospital is infested with termites.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  5. Childrens Hospital Season 6 Episode 6 - Just Like Cyrano de Bergerac
    7.0/10(2 votes)

    #5 - Just Like Cyrano de Bergerac

    S6:E6

    Blake asks Glenn to coach him through a new romantic relationship. Chief and Cat prank call Sy. Guest stars include Lindsay Sloane, James Adomian, Paul Scheer, Nick Offerman, Jordan Peele and Brian Huskey.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  6. Childrens Hospital Season 6 Episode 14 - Kick Me
    6.5/10(2 votes)

    #6 - Kick Me

    S6:E14

    When Blake realizes that the source of his life's pain is the other doctors, he decides to take revenge.

    Director:Paul Scheer
    Writer:Rob Corddry

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  7. Childrens Hospital Season 1 Episode 1 - Episode 1
    6.0/10(1 votes)

    #7 - Episode 1

    S1:E1

    Cat breaks up with Glenn, and Lola fakes a brain tumor to dump Owen. Later, they "console" each other. Blake is a sad clown, and Owens ex-partner tries to lure him back to be a cop. American forces raid the hills of Pakistan in search of bin Laden.

    Director:Rob Corddry
    Writer:Rob Corddry

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  8. Childrens Hospital Season 1 Episode 2 - Episode 2
    6.0/10(1 votes)

    #8 - Episode 2

    S1:E2

    Things get tense after Cat sneezed on Lola. Meanwhile, Briggs tries to get Glen back on the police force.

    Director:Rob Corddry
    Writer:Rob Corddry

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  9. Childrens Hospital Season 6 Episode 1 - Five Years Later
    6.0/10(1 votes)

    #9 - Five Years Later

    S6:E1

    Five years after leaving the army base, Owen must re-integrate into a 'normal' life at the hospital.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  10. Childrens Hospital Season 6 Episode 2 - Codename: Jennifer
    6.0/10(1 votes)

    #10 - Codename: Jennifer

    S6:E2

    The doctors are summoned to the White House, by Lola, to help with a matter of national security.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Sam Sklaver

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  11. Childrens Hospital Season 6 Episode 3 - We Are Not Our DNA!
    6.0/10(1 votes)

    #11 - We Are Not Our DNA!

    S6:E3

    Shocking DNA test results cause confusion and chaos among the staff.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  12. Childrens Hospital Season 6 Episode 4 - Fan Fiction
    6.0/10(1 votes)

    #12 - Fan Fiction

    S6:E4

    Nurse Beth enters a love triangle with Glenn and Owen and the doctors try to solve a high-stakes medical mystery.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  13. Childrens Hospital Season 6 Episode 5 - With Great Power . . .
    6.0/10(1 votes)

    #13 - With Great Power . . .

    S6:E5

    Lola may have a superpower, and Blake and Dori seek parenting advice.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  14. Childrens Hospital Season 6 Episode 7 - Up at 5
    6.0/10(1 votes)

    #14 - Up at 5

    S6:E7

    The cast appears on a morning show, "Up at 5," in order to promote the upcoming Childrens Hospital movie.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  15. Childrens Hospital Season 6 Episode 8 - Koontz is Coming
    6.0/10(1 votes)

    #15 - Koontz is Coming

    S6:E8

    Sy runs himself ragged trying to impress an influential blogger before the big hospital fundraiser gala.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  16. Childrens Hospital Season 6 Episode 9 - Sperm Bank Heist
    6.0/10(1 votes)

    #16 - Sperm Bank Heist

    S6:E9

    In a quest to get pregnant, Val assembles a team to break into Sy's sperm bank vault to steal his prized collection.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  17. Childrens Hospital Season 6 Episode 10 - Nils Vildervaan, Professional Interventiomalist
    6.0/10(1 votes)

    #17 - Nils Vildervaan, Professional Interventiomalist

    S6:E10

    When Sy's new girlfriend makes significant changes around the hospital, the doctors react with hostility.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Michael Showalter

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  18. Childrens Hospital Season 6 Episode 12 - The 27 Club
    6.0/10(1 votes)

    #18 - The 27 Club

    S6:E12

    After a newspaper calls him a "rock star surgeon," Glenn worries that he will die on his upcoming 27th birthday.

    Director:Lake Bell
    Writer:Sam Sklaver

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  19. Childrens Hospital Season 6 Episode 13 - Home Life of a Doctor
    6.0/10(1 votes)

    #19 - Home Life of a Doctor

    S6:E13

    Glenn returns to Sao Paolo, Brazil, for his family's weekly Shabbat dinner.

    Director:David Wain
    Writer:Rachel Axler

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  20. Childrens Hospital Season 1 Episode 3 - Episode 3
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #20 - Episode 3

    S1:E3

    The Chief calls a staff meeting to discuss Lola's nonexistent brain tumor.

    Director:Rob Corddry
    Writer:Rob Corddry

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  21. Childrens Hospital Season 1 Episode 4 - Episode 4
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #21 - Episode 4

    S1:E4

    The Chief tries to help a boy who has aged rapidly. Meanwhile, Blake tries to help people via the healing power of laughter.

    Director:Rob Corddry
    Writer:Rob Corddry

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  22. Childrens Hospital Season 1 Episode 5 - Episode 5
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #22 - Episode 5

    S1:E5

    Another doctor tries to use Blake's method: the healing power of laughter.

    Director:Rob Corddry
    Writer:Rob Corddry

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  23. Childrens Hospital Season 1 Episode 6 - Episode 6
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #23 - Episode 6

    S1:E6

    In this very special episode, things are told from the perspective of a visiting doctor from Puerto Rico.

    Director:Rob Corddry
    Writer:Jonathan Stern

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  24. Childrens Hospital Season 1 Episode 7 - Episode 7
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #24 - Episode 7

    S1:E7

    Glen gets upset about Cat's new boyfriend. Meanwhile, a new doctor may be able to cure The Chief.

    Director:Rob Corddry
    Writer:Rob Corddry

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  25. Childrens Hospital Season 1 Episode 8 - Episode 8
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #25 - Episode 8

    S1:E8

    Blake challenges Nate to a competition where the two doctors must perform surgery using only the healing power of laughter.

    Director:Rob Corddry
    Writer:Rob Corddry

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Best Episodes Summary

"British Hospital" is the best rated episode of "Childrens Hospital". It scored 8/10 based on 6 votes. Directed by Tristram Shapeero and written by Sam Bain, it aired on 9/20/2012. This episode scored 0.0 points higher than the second highest rated, "C-Word".