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The Best Episodes of Childrens Hospital

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The Best Episodes of Childrens Hospital

A hospital isn't a place for lazy people. It's a place for smart people who take care of people who aren't smart enough to keep...

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  1. 8.4/10(65 votes)

    #1 - Eulogy

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    S4:E14

    The death of a cast member is examined.

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  2. 8.2/10(128 votes)

    #2 - Hot Enough for You?

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    S2:E8

    When the power goes out on the hottest day of the year, sexual tensions boil over among the staff. Blake is date-raped. Dori fries eggs on her boobs.

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  3. 8.2/10(103 votes)

    #3 - The Sultan's Finger - LIVE

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    S2:E12

    In a special live episode, a visiting Sultan needs emergency surgery; Blake faces a crucial decision about his clown make-up; Glenn cuts off his finger for Valerie. A surprise ending reveals the shocking the truth about one of the doctors, shattering everyone's perceptions. SEASON FINALE.

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  4. 8.2/10(110 votes)

    #4 - British Hospital

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    S4:E7

    A look at the British version of "Childrens Hospital".

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  5. 8.2/10(61 votes)

    #5 - Just Like Cyrano de Bergerac

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    S6:E6

    Blake asks Glenn to coach him through a new romantic relationship. Chief and Cat prank call Sy. Guest stars include Lindsay Sloane, James Adomian, Paul Scheer, Nick Offerman, Jordan Peele and Brian Huskey.

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  6. 8.1/10(74 votes)

    #6 - Newsreaders

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    S3:E14

    Updates on the cast are featured on "Newsreaders" in the Season 3 finale.

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  8. 8.0/10(117 votes)

    #7 - The End of the Middle

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    S2:E6

    An episode of TV news magazine News Readers covering the filming of the final episode of Childrens Hospital, complete with behind the scenes looks at the show. Cutter Spindell (who portrays Blake Downs on the show within the show) interferes to save the series, convincing protesters that they're saving an actual children's hospital.

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    Director:David Wain
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  9. 8.0/10(107 votes)

    #8 - The '70s Episode

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    S3:E6

    Glenn returns from Vietnam; Lola has new career aspirations.

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  10. 8.0/10(56 votes)

    #9 - Fan Fiction

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    S6:E4

    Nurse Beth enters a love triangle with Glenn and Owen and the doctors try to solve a high-stakes medical mystery.

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  11. 8.0/10(45 votes)

    #10 - Me, Owen

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    S6:E11

    Owen and Briggs work together on a murder case that has spanned fifteen years; a look into Owen and Briggs' past.

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  12. 7.9/10(86 votes)

    #11 - The Night Shift

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    S3:E11

    The staff work the night shift under the guidance of Velam Geza.

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  13. 7.9/10(69 votes)

    #12 - A Year In the Life

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    S4:E10

    The events of a full year at the hospital are chronicled.

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  14. 7.9/10(73 votes)

    #13 - Childrens Lawspital

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    S4:E12

    Lola has no friends or pets so she gets a law degree and defends Owen.

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  15. 7.8/10(109 votes)

    #14 - Party Down

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    S3:E13

    A long-delayed bar mitzvah for Glenn is planned; Owen wants his foreskin back.

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  16. 7.8/10(50 votes)

    #15 - Up at 5

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    S6:E7

    The cast appears on a morning show, "Up at 5," in order to promote the upcoming Childrens Hospital movie.

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  17. 7.7/10(110 votes)

    #16 - Joke Overload

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    S2:E5

    The staff must choose between saving an old black man and a young white kid. Insult comic Jeffrey Ross brings his child into the O.R., but the staff is more concerned with enjoying his humor than treating his child. Two Star Trek nerds dressed in uniforms (one as a Klingon) visit the hospital.

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    Director:John Inwood
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  18. 7.7/10(105 votes)

    #17 - Frankfurters, Allman Brothers, Death, Frankfurters

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    S2:E7

    A knife stuck in a boy's chest may not be what it seems; Glenn's cancer cure is threatened by a mysterious visitor, a mind-reading girl visits the coma room.

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  19. 7.7/10(90 votes)

    #18 - Run, Dr. Lola Spratt, Run

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    S3:E1

    A boy stuck in quicksand is brought to the ER.

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    Director:Rob Schrab
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  20. 7.7/10(87 votes)

    #19 - Ward 8

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    S3:E2

    Briggs (Nick Offerman) goes undercover in the children's psych ward; Blake's ex (Sarah Silverman) resurfaces; and Chief and Glenn share a moment.

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  21. 7.7/10(86 votes)

    #20 - Black Doctor

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    S3:E3

    Blake is evicted from his apartment for being a clown; Dr. Brian returns to the hospital after a stint working for the drama "Black Hospital"; and Cat is overexposed.

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  22. 7.7/10(83 votes)

    #21 - Home Is Where the Hospital Is

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    S3:E4

    The doctors feel crowded from sharing an apartment and decide someone should move out. Elsewhere, Sy deals with his own domestic issues.

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  23. 7.7/10(66 votes)

    #22 - A Kid Walks in to a Hospital

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    S4:E9

    Sy's spy past comes back to haunt him when his former partner returns to kill him.

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  24. 7.7/10(68 votes)

    #23 - Wisedocs

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    S4:E13

    The Mafia run wild in the hospital.

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  25. 7.6/10(108 votes)

    #24 - The Coffee Machine Paid For Itself

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    S2:E9

    A hip sexy Rabbi (David Wain) arrives and seduces Valerie, angering Glenn; Sy faces a moral dilemma involving a coffee machine; Lola is confused by a mysterious organ in a cooler.

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  26. 7.6/10(130 votes)

    #25 - Show Me On Montana

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    S2:E10

    "Take Your Daughter to Work" day at the hospital ignites a series of conflicts involving a leering child molester (Steve Agee), Chief's sexy daughter (Lizzy Caplan), and an 11 year-old patient whose gender is yet to be determined.

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Best Episodes Summary

"Eulogy" is the best rated episode of "Childrens Hospital". It scored 8.4/10 based on 65 votes. Directed by N/A and written by N/A, it aired on 11/16/2012. This episode scored 0.2 points higher than the second highest rated, "Hot Enough for You?".