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The Best Episodes of Everybody Hates Chris Season 3

Every episode of Everybody Hates Chris Season 3 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of Everybody Hates Chris Season 3!

Chris is a teenager growing up as the eldest of three children in Brooklyn, New York during the early 1980s. Uprooted to a new neighborhood and bused to a predominantly white middle school two-hours away by his strict, hard-working parents, Chris struggles to find his place while keeping his siblings in line at home and surmounting the challenges of junior high.

Genres:ComedyFamilyKidsDrama
Networks:UPNThe CW

Season 3 Ratings Summary

The best episode of "Everybody Hates Chris" season 3 is "Everybody Hates the Guidance Counselor", rated 7.5/10 from 248 user votes. It was directed by N/A and written by N/A. "Everybody Hates the Guidance Counselor" aired on 10/1/2007 and is rated 0.0 point(s) higher than the second highest rated, "Everybody Hates Caruso".

  • Everybody Hates the Guidance Counselor
    7.5/10 248 votes

    #1 - Everybody Hates the Guidance Counselor

    Season 3 Episode 1 - Aired 10/1/2007

    When Chris does poorly on an exam, Ms. Morello sends him to the school's guidance counselor, Mr. Abbott. The counselor gives Chris a series of mental evaluations and ultimately determines that he must take a remedial course.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Everybody Hates Caruso
    7.5/10 241 votes

    #2 - Everybody Hates Caruso

    Season 3 Episode 2 - Aired 10/8/2007

    After getting bullied Caruso stops bullying everyone else which upsets the balance at school. Julius tries to keep secret that he's been forced to take his vacation days.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Everybody Hates Driving
    8.0/10 259 votes

    #3 - Everybody Hates Driving

    Season 3 Episode 3 - Aired 10/15/2007

    When Chris offers to move his father's car, things get worse when he drives to school to show off for Tasha.

    Director: Debbie Allen

    Writer: Chuck Sklar

  • Everybody Hates Blackie
    7.5/10 228 votes

    #4 - Everybody Hates Blackie

    Season 3 Episode 4 - Aired 10/22/2007

    Chris has to reluctantly train the family's new dog into a security dog after their house is robbed, but he just wants a pet. Meanwhile, Tonya and Drew are bored without a television, so they find other means to keep themselves entertained - including making prank phone calls.

    Director: Victor Nelli Jr.

    Writer: N/A

  • Everybody Hates the Bachelor Pad
    7.6/10 227 votes

    #5 - Everybody Hates the Bachelor Pad

    Season 3 Episode 5 - Aired 10/29/2007

    Chris is left alone in Mr. Omar's apartment when his family comes down with the flu and Mr. Omar, who's supposed to look after him until the family recovers, leaves him for a widowed woman. Greg then suggests he invite Tasha over for some 'alone time'. However, things spiral out of control when news spreads of Chris' newfound independence.

    Director: Jerry Levine

    Writer: N/A

  • Everybody Hates Bed-Stuy
    7.6/10 220 votes

    #6 - Everybody Hates Bed-Stuy

    Season 3 Episode 6 - Aired 11/5/2007

    Chris joins the school newspapers' writing staff but his skills as a writer doesn't go down well so he invents a scandalous story that goes too far when it accidentally causes a panic in the neighborhood.

    Director: Debbie Allen

    Writer: N/A

  • Everybody Hates Houseguests
    7.5/10 228 votes

    #7 - Everybody Hates Houseguests

    Season 3 Episode 7 - Aired 11/12/2007

    Greg comes to stay at Chris' house while his father is out of town but Chris starts to have regrets. To make extra money, Julius drives taxis in his spare time where one of his customers turns out to be a fugitive.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Frank Sebastiano

  • Everybody Hates Minimum Wage
    7.6/10 219 votes

    #8 - Everybody Hates Minimum Wage

    Season 3 Episode 8 - Aired 11/19/2007

    Chris goes to work at a Chinese restaurant after Doc refuses to give him a raise. Drew is failing a class so Rochelle and Julius have to go in to meet the teacher.

    Director: Debbie Allen

    Writer: N/A

  • Everybody Hates The New Kid
    7.5/10 220 votes

    #9 - Everybody Hates The New Kid

    Season 3 Episode 9 - Aired 11/26/2007

    When another African American kid goes to Corleone he and Chris hit it off, unfortunately Albert doesn't get along with most of the other kids including Greg. When Julius and Rochelle get a tax refund Julius thinks it's a mistake and is afraid to spend it.

    Director: Ted Wass

    Writer: N/A

  • Everybody Hates Kwanzaa
    7.6/10 231 votes

    #10 - Everybody Hates Kwanzaa

    Season 3 Episode 10 - Aired 12/10/2007

    Chris has to do a school assignment during the holiday break. He decides to do a good deed and helps Kill Moves find his estranged mother. Meanwhile, Julius decides that the family should celebrate Kwanzaa instead of Christmas because it's less expensive.

    Director: Eyal Gordin

    Writer: N/A

  • Everybody Hates the Port Authority
    7.7/10 228 votes

    #11 - Everybody Hates the Port Authority

    Season 3 Episode 11 - Aired 3/2/2008

    The family take a trip down South when a distant relative of Julius dies. While waiting for a bus at Port Authority, Chris and Julius are conned into a gambling scam and lose all their money...Will they tell Rochelle?

    Director: Ali LeRoi

    Writer: N/A

  • Everybody Hates Bad Boys
    8.0/10 254 votes

    #12 - Everybody Hates Bad Boys

    Season 3 Episode 12 - Aired 3/9/2008

    Chris goes through a transitional phase when he discovers Tasha, his long-standing crush, likes "bad boys" and ditches his "nice guy" image. Meanwhile, Julius is named employee of the month and wins a free family dinner at a fancy restaurant with surprising restrictions.

    Director: Debbie Allen

    Writer: N/A

  • Everybody Hates the First Kiss
    7.7/10 237 votes

    #13 - Everybody Hates the First Kiss

    Season 3 Episode 13 - Aired 3/16/2008

    Chris makes plans to get invited to a party so he can experience his first kiss with Tasha. Julius makes Tonya spy on her mother when the family spot Rochelle's ex at dinner. Drew shows his dark side when he lends Mr. Omar five dollars.

    Director: Debbie Allen

    Writer: N/A

  • Everybody Hates Easter
    7.6/10 218 votes

    #14 - Everybody Hates Easter

    Season 3 Episode 14 - Aired 3/23/2008

    Chris wants to take Tasha to her Easter pageant after she breaks up with her boyfriend but Chris already has a commitment. Rochelle competes with a new member of the church to win the Easter Pageant Hat-Off competition, which she has won for four years in a row. Julius pretends he has to work so he can stay home and watch a football game.

    Director: Jerry Levine

    Writer: N/A

  • Everybody Hates Gretzky
    7.9/10 250 votes

    #15 - Everybody Hates Gretzky

    Season 3 Episode 15 - Aired 3/30/2008

    When Drew decides to cut school to find Wayne Gretzky, Chris reluctantly agrees to go with him.

    Director: Jerry Levine

    Writer: Andrew Orenstein

  • Everybody Hates the BFD
    7.4/10 216 votes

    #16 - Everybody Hates the BFD

    Season 3 Episode 16 - Aired 4/6/2008

    Chris has to take part in Mr. Omar's Black Funeral Director's scholarship fund when he tries ti raise enough money to go to a Run DMC concert. Meanwhile, Rochelle jumps at the chance to get a break at home when she injures her arm

    Director: Debbie Allen

    Writer: N/A

  • Everybody Hates Ex-Cons
    7.6/10 215 votes

    #17 - Everybody Hates Ex-Cons

    Season 3 Episode 17 - Aired 4/13/2008

    Malvo returns and enlists Chris' help to make a fresh start. Drew inadvertently upsets Julius when he declares himself a Mets fan instead of a Dodgers fan like his father; and Rochelle steps in when she witnesses poor parenting skills from one of Tonya's friend's parents.

    Director: Debbie Allen

    Writer: N/A

  • Everybody Hates Earth Day
    7.5/10 203 votes

    #18 - Everybody Hates Earth Day

    Season 3 Episode 18 - Aired 4/20/2008

    It's Earth Day in Bed Stuy and Chris decides to collect cans because he believes it will be easy and that he can get Julius to help. Meanwhile, Rochelle is called into Tonya's school for inappropriate behavior and realizes just where Tonya's attitude comes from.

    Director: Jerry Levine

    Writer: N/A

  • Everybody Hates Being Cool
    7.7/10 221 votes

    #19 - Everybody Hates Being Cool

    Season 3 Episode 19 - Aired 4/27/2008

    Chris' attempt to be a "cool" kid lands him in hot water when he is caught with cigarettes and is suspended from school. Kicking him while he's down, Tonya blackmails him when she finds out before their parents do. Meanwhile, Rochelle decides to teach Julius a lesson.

    Director: Ken Whittingham

    Writer: N/A

  • Everybody Hates the Ninth-Grade Dance
    7.7/10 239 votes

    #20 - Everybody Hates the Ninth-Grade Dance

    Season 3 Episode 20 - Aired 5/3/2008

    When Chris becomes the only boy in school without a date for the ninth-grade dance, Ms. Morello suggests he ask the only girl without a date, and she accepts. But trouble ensues when word gets out about the inter-racial pairing. Meanwhile, Tonya stresses her parents out about ballet classes.

    Director: Ken Whittingham

    Writer: N/A

  • Everybody Hates Mother's Day
    7.6/10 217 votes

    #21 - Everybody Hates Mother's Day

    Season 3 Episode 21 - Aired 5/11/2008

    When Chris attempts to buy Rochelle perfume as a Mother's Day gift, he discovers he cannot afford it and buys it from Risky. However, Rochelle breaks out in hives and takes Chris to the store she believes he bought it from. Meanwhile, Drew and Julius do a spot of spring cleaning and make an expensive find.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Everybody Hates Graduation
    8.1/10 246 votes

    #22 - Everybody Hates Graduation

    Season 3 Episode 22 - Aired 5/18/2008

    Chris is disappointed when he finds out that Greg will be going to a different high school next year. He tries to get the necessary grant money so he can afford to go to Greg's school. Rochelle volunteers Drew to be Tanya's dance partner in Swan Lake after her ballet partner gets hurt.

    Director: Jason Alexander

    Writer: Chuck Sklar