8.3/10562 votes#1 - The Invasion
Season 3 Episode 1 - Aired 9/21/1998
When Ray’s house is tented for termites, he moves his entire family into his parent’s house and gives Frank and Marie a taste of their own medicine. Marie’s initial excitement that “Raymond has come home!” quickly fades when the world’s greatest home intruders start to feel intruded upon. Sensing her in-laws’ growing frustration with the disturbance of their daily routine, Debra decides to have a little fun at their expense and “help them” like they always claim to be “helping her” — until she and Ray realize that once again, they just can’t win the game.
Director: Will Mackenzie
Writer: N/A
7.7/10545 votes#2 - Driving Frank
Season 3 Episode 2 - Aired 9/28/1998
After Frank has one accident too many, Debra decides that the kids can’t ride with him anymore, which makes Raymond realize that his dad is getting older. Not only did Frank back into Robert’s patrol car, but further investigation reveals that his driver’s license is expired! Uncomfortable with the fact the he’s not a safe driver anymore, Debra decides she doesn’t want the kids in his car. But the most uncomfortable part for Ray is thinking about the fact that his parents are really getting older — and unsafe driving is only the beginning of the journey.
Director: Will Mackenzie
Writer: Cindy Chupack
7.5/10498 votes#3 - The Sitter
Season 3 Episode 3 - Aired 10/5/1998
Feeling overwhelmed with her responsibilities, Debra decides to get a babysitter. But when Lisa, the babysitter, becomes the smash hit at “Space Station Barone” with her alien-catching games and endless energy, Debra develop into a jealous mother. To become the kids’ favorite again, Debra replaces the babysitter with Grandma and disaster ensues when Marie sprains her ankle and Ray uncovers Debra’s secret plot. But by that time, Lisa has been stolen by the Parker family and Bill Parker kicks Ray out of the car pool when he tires to woo her back.
Director: Will Mackenzie
Writer: Lew Schneider
7.6/10510 votes#4 - Getting Even
Season 3 Episode 4 - Aired 10/12/1998
After Raymond begrudgingly agrees to be the auctioneer at the Our Lady of Faith School auction for new playground equipment, he’s pleasantly surprised with the laughs he gets at Debra’s expense. Debra warns him that she’s going to get even, and then retracts her threat, but it’s too late for Ray — he’s convinced of a conspiracy and terrified of soda in his face, Ben Gay in his shorts or ex-lax in his brownies. Eventually, Debra is able to get her message across — without having to resort to any of those tactics.
Director: Steve Zuckerman
Writer: Steve Skrovan
7.4/10492 votes#5 - The Visit
Season 3 Episode 5 - Aired 10/19/1998
When Debra’s mother comes to visit the family for a week, Debra finds herself shocked to discover that she wishes her mom were more like Marie. Debra’s highly anticipated week of “quality time” with her mom, Lois, and the family quickly turns into a big disappointment when her mother seems more interested in the Renoir exhibit and her crossword puzzles than in Debra, Ray and the children. When her frustration with Lois’ disinterest reaches a boiling point, Debra makes the mistake of blurting out that she wishes her mother were more like Marie. Then she has the unfortunate double trouble of making amends with her mom — and dealing not only with Marie’s glee, but also with her claim that she deserves credit for teaching Debra parenting skills.
Director: Steve Zuckerman
Writer: Steve Skrovan
8.1/10568 votes#6 - Halloween Candy
Season 3 Episode 6 - Aired 10/26/1998
After Debra suggests that she might be more consistently romantic if she weren’t in charge of the birth control, Ray decides to make the drastic move of “cutting the wires.” But after a discussion with Robert, and other top “medical experts” he chickens out, but does muster enough bravery to go to the drugstore and buy “the stuff.” He even goes crazy and splurges on “the rainbow pack” but the plan for Halloween romance goes awry when Grandpa distributes the “chocolate coins in brightly colored wrappers” that he found to the remaining trick-or-treaters in the neighborhood.
Director: Steve Zuckerman
Writer: N/A
7.9/10516 votes#7 - Moving Out
Season 3 Episode 7 - Aired 11/2/1998
Feeling pathetic because he lives with his parents, Robert finally musters up the courage to move out on his own. Encouraged by Ray, and much to his parents’ horror, Robert packs up his bags, takes his dog and moves into a garage apartment. But the move affects the family more than they anticipated. They feel the absence of their relationship “buffer.” As Debra describes it, “He’s like.the lead apron at the dentist.” Meanwhile, Robert enjoys his newfound freedom, until Raymond comes to visit and points out that the older couple with whom he is living are really carbon copies of their own parents — from whom he was trying to get away.
Director: Will Mackenzie
Writer: Tucker Cawley
6.9/10465 votes#8 - The Article
Season 3 Episode 8 - Aired 11/9/1998
It has always been Raymond’s life long dream to get an article published in Sports Illustrated. So when his friend Andy, the “stat guy” and novice sportswriter, sells a piece to the magazine, Ray is devastated. Instead of being happy for Andy, he’s only unhappy for himself. But things get even worse when Debra points out that he’s being self-centered. Then his father agrees and adds that he’s always been an “attention pig,” leaving Ray to deal with his newly discovered self-image.
Director: Will Mackenzie
Writer: Tom Caltabiano
7.8/10519 votes#9 - The Lone Barone
Season 3 Episode 9 - Aired 11/16/1998
Raymond is in a bad mood. Forced to wait home all day for the delivery guy to bring Debra’s new curtains, he can’t go out and play golf and laments to his brother that marriage is like a prison. So, when Amy breaks up with Robert after he says he cannot commit right now, everyone blames Raymond for ruining his brother’s life.
Director: Will Mackenzie
Writer: Tom Caltabiano
8.1/10574 votes#10 - No Fat
Season 3 Episode 10 - Aired 11/23/1998
Since Debra’s parents will be out of the country on Thanksgiving Day — in Turkey — Debra, Ray and the kids make plans to spend the holiday at Frank and Marie’s house. But their dreams of turkey with sausage stuffing and yams with marshmallows on top are quickly shattered by Marie’s new heart-healthy diet. After she gets her hands on “101 Healthy Things To Do in the Kitchen,” life as the Barones have known it seems to be gone.
Director: Steve Zuckerman
Writer: N/A
8.2/10575 votes#11 - The Apartment
Season 3 Episode 11 - Aired 12/7/1998
Everywhere Ray looks, beautiful women are coming out of the woodwork to stop by and say “hi” to new tenant Robert. It’s the best looking “welcome wagon” Ray has ever seen. Unbeknownst to Debra, who believes him when he tells her that the brotherly visits are an attempt to cheer up a lonely, homesick Robert, Ray is having the time of his life pretending to live the carefree life of a bachelor – that is, until Debra shows up unexpectedly.
Director: Steve Zuckerman
Writer: Kathy Ann Stumpe
8.1/10612 votes#12 - The Toaster
Season 3 Episode 12 - Aired 12/14/1998
Ray is overjoyed by the reaction he is getting from friends and family who received a personalized “Barone” toaster from him as a gift — even Debra’s pretentious parents are thrilled with it. But, having heard nothing from his parents, Ray confronts Frank and Marie, the two people whose approval matters most, and is amazed beyond belief to hear what they did with the gift — and then what they resort to in order to get it back.
Director: Steve Zuckerman
Writer: Phil Rosenthal
7.7/10529 votes#13 - Ping Pong
Season 3 Episode 13 - Aired 1/11/1999
When Ray finds out that his father let him win a game of ping pong when he was twelve he challenges him to a game. When Ray loses he tells Frank that he let him win. Frank then tells Ray the truth. He didn't let him win, he really did win.
Director: Will Mackenzie
Writer: Tucker Cawley
7.5/10484 votes#14 - Pants on Fire
Season 3 Episode 14 - Aired 1/18/1999
When Marie discovers that Ray held an unchaperoned, wild party at their home some 20 years ago, she is hurt and disappointed that her beloved Ray would have lied to her. Unable to forgive or forget, Marie can no longer put Ray on a pedestal. He’s been bumped for big brother Robert — and it’s killing Ray.
Director: Will Mackenzie
Writer: Aaron Shure
7.8/10569 votes#15 - Robert's Date
Season 3 Episode 15 - Aired 2/1/1999
Robert’s entire demeanor changes when he starts clubbing with his patrol partner, Judy, and her friends. When he starts using expressions such as “This is so whack” and “I’m down with it” and showing up in mustard-colored suits, Ray and the rest of the family find it hard to believe the extent to which Robert will go to fit in with his new friends.
Director: Will Mackenzie
Writer: Jeremy Stevens
7.7/10523 votes#16 - Frank's Tribute
Season 3 Episode 16 - Aired 2/8/1999
Frank is elected “Man of the Year” down at the Lodge and a reluctant Ray and Robert are enlisted to prepare his tribute. When they show up at the Lodge to interview Frank’s friends for the testimonial video, they’re more than a little shocked by the intense passion behind the guy’s comments about their father — but it’s nothing compared to the outrageous reaction when Frank views the tribute for himself.
Director: Will Mackenzie
Writer: Eric Cohen
7.4/10526 votes#17 - Cruising with Marie
Season 3 Episode 17 - Aired 2/15/1999
Just as Frank and Marie are about to embark on a high seas vacation, Frank hurts his knee and Ray, not wanting to disappoint his mother, agrees to accompany her on the Caribbean cruise. It’s endless hours of shuffleboard and bingo and an extremely cramped cabin for two that can barely fit one. Could things get any worse for Ray? Marie, meanwhile, is having the time of her life soaking every ounce of fun in the sun. And back home, Robert is just about out of patience as caretaker for the injured Frank.
Director: N/A
Writer: Steve Skrovan
7.8/10542 votes#18 - Ray Home Alone
Season 3 Episode 18 - Aired 2/22/1999
When Debra and the kids go away for the weekend, Ray is forced to confront the real reason he doesn’t want to stay home alone. What should have been a couple of days of bachelor living and freedom from responsibility for Ray instead turns into a harrowing experience — that can be traced all the way back to his childhood. Rather than enjoying the rare peace and solitude at his own home, Ray actually chooses to head across the street and spend time with Marie.
Director: Steve Zuckerman
Writer: Tucker Cawley, Ray Romano, Tom Caltabiano
7.2/10465 votes#19 - Big Shots
Season 3 Episode 19 - Aired 3/1/1999
Trying to impress Robert when they visit the Baseball Hall of Fame in Cooperstown, Ray uses his “weight” as a sports writer for Newsday to jump to the front of the line to meet the members of the ’69 Miracle New York Mets. Members of the ’69 World Champion Mets appear as themselves.
Director: Steve Zuckerman
Writer: Jason Gelles
7.5/10476 votes#20 - Move Over
Season 3 Episode 20 - Aired 3/15/1999
When Ray confides to Debra that her constant need to cuddle and “be on top of him” when they are sleeping is causing him too many sleepless nights, Debra is more than happy to comply with his request to give him his space in bed. Now, Ray is learning the hard way that you have to be careful what you wish for!
Director: Will Mackenzie
Writer: Kathy Ann Stumpe
7.1/10452 votes#21 - The Getaway
Season 3 Episode 21 - Aired 4/5/1999
Debra and Ray feel tremendous pressure to show each other a good time on a romantic weekend getaway in Vermont. From the moment they set foot in the quaint bed and breakfast, it’s apparent that Debra and Ray are trying a bit too hard for this to be a perfect weekend. Debra agrees to a tour of the Ben and Jerry ice cream factory while Ray suggests they check out a local antique fair. Meanwhile, Marie spies on Robert, who is left to babysit for the kids.
Director: Steve Zuckerman
Writer: Cindy Chupack
7.1/10473 votes#22 - Working Girl
Season 3 Episode 22 - Aired 4/26/1999
When Debra gets a part-time job in the big city, an unhappy Ray is left to fend for himself — and Marie is left wondering what’s to become of the children, the house and her beloved son now that they will be neglected. However, Ray’s misguided attempt to be more supportive of Debra threatens to put an end to her career before it even starts.
Director: Michael Zinberg, Steve Zuckerman
Writer: Lew Schneider
7.4/10482 votes#23 - Be Nice
Season 3 Episode 23 - Aired 5/3/1999
When Ray and Debra realize they're nicer to strangers than to each other they vow to change their ways.
Director: Steve Zuckerman, Michael Zinberg
Writer: Cindy Chupack
7.7/10556 votes#24 - Dancing with Debra
Season 3 Episode 24 - Aired 5/10/1999
After Ray urges Debra to go swing dancing with Robert (letting himself off the hook), he can’t believe how infatuated the two become with their new hobby — and it’s starting to tick him off. Meanwhile, Ray sees a side of Marie that he never fully expected.
Director: Brian K. Roberts
Writer: Steve Skrovan, Aaron Shure
8.3/10560 votes#25 - Robert Moves Back
Season 3 Episode 25 - Aired 5/17/1999
When Robert and Amy get caught alone by some of Robert’s fellow apartment tenants, they are desperate to find someplace, any place, where they can have some time to themselves. Ray comes to the rescue, at Debra’s urging, by allowing Robert to move into their basement for a while. But, when caught again, by someone even more intimidating – – the couple is mortified.
Director: Brian K. Roberts
Writer: Lew Schneider, Aaron Shure
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Ray Barone is a successful sportswriter living on Long Island with his wife Debra, daughter Ally, and twin sons, Geoffrey and Michael. That's the good...
Genre:Comedy
Network:CBS
Season 3 Ratings Summary
"The Invasion" is the best rated episode of "Everybody Loves Raymond" season 3. It scored 8.3/10 based on 562 votes. Directed by Will Mackenzie and written by N/A, it aired on 9/21/1998. This episode is rated 0.6 points higher than the second-best, "Driving Frank".