The Best Episodes of Everybody Loves Raymond Season 5

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1. #1 Fan Favorite
   

   8.9/10(803 votes)

   #1 - The Canister

   S5:E194/9/2001

   Tempers flare when Marie accuses Debra of not returning a borrowed canister that holds sentimental value. Debra insists that she has already returned the canister, so she is horrified when she discovers that she still has the canister in her possession.

   Director:Gary Halvorson

   Writers:Mike Royce, Jennifer Crittenden, David Regal

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   Director:Gary Halvorson

   Writers:Mike Royce, Jennifer Crittenden, David Regal
2. 

   8.4/10(722 votes)

   #2 - The Wallpaper

   S5:E310/9/2000

   Ray finally tells Frank and Marie how he feels about their constant intrusiveness after Marie accidentally drives the car through the front of his house.

   Director:Gary Halvorson

   Writer:Lew Schneider

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   Director:Gary Halvorson

   Writer:Lew Schneider
3. 

   8.3/10(877 votes)

   #3 - Italy (1)

   S5:E110/2/2000

   When Marie surprises the family with the news that she's treating them all to a two-week vacation to Italy, everybody loves the idea except Raymond. Not willing to let his sour mood spoil it for the rest of the family, Debra, Frank, Marie, Robert, and the kids go on their merry way and soak up the atmosphere, the sights, and tastes of the country.

   Director:Gary Halvorson

   Writer:Phil Rosenthal

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   Director:Gary Halvorson

   Writer:Phil Rosenthal
4. 

   8.2/10(748 votes)

   #4 - Italy (2)

   S5:E210/2/2000

   Ray is complaining about the heat, Debra is getting tired of following Marie's strict schedule and of Ray's pessimistic attitude, Robert meets Stefánia's father, who is not thrilled with his daughter choice of man, and Frank is enjoying himself playing pétanque. After going on a long walk with his mother, Ray slowly starts to enjoy himself and appreciate where he is, no thanks to Marie.

   Director:Gary Halvorson

   Writer:Phil Rosenthal

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   Director:Gary Halvorson

   Writer:Phil Rosenthal
5. 

   8.1/10(602 votes)

   #5 - Fighting In-Laws

   S5:E911/20/2000

   While celebrating Thanksgiving, Ray discovers that Debra's seemingly contented parents are really not happy with each other. When things come to a head at the Thanksgiving table, it's apparent that there really isn't that much of a difference between Ray's parents and Debra's parents.

   Director:Michael Zinberg

   Writers:Tom Caltabiano, Aaron Shure, Kathy Ann Stumpe

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   Director:Michael Zinberg

   Writers:Tom Caltabiano, Aaron Shure, Kathy Ann Stumpe
6. 

   8.1/10(589 votes)

   #6 - Humm Vac

   S5:E183/19/2001

   Ray purchases a new state-of-the-art vacuum cleaner from an attractive door to door saleswoman and it ignites a housekeeping war between Marie and Debra. Determined to prove to Marie that she's is just as good at "keeping house," Debra attempts to use the new vacuum to find some dirt, any dirt, in Marie's home.

   Director:Gary Halvorson

   Writer:Lew Schneider

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   Director:Gary Halvorson

   Writer:Lew Schneider
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   8.1/10(592 votes)

   #7 - Frank Paints the House

   S5:E245/21/2001

   When Ray and Debra find Frank painting their house, they find out that Marie put him up to the job due to his retirement. But when Frank paints it the colour they don't like, Ray fires him. That's when Marie reveals the truth behind Frank's retirement.

   Director:David Clark Lee

   Writers:Jason Gelles, Scott Buck

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   Director:David Clark Lee

   Writers:Jason Gelles, Scott Buck
8. 

   8.1/10(568 votes)

   #8 - Ally's Birth

   S5:E255/21/2001

   As Ray escorts Ally to a father-daughter dance, he realizes how grown up and independent his daughter has become. As a result, he begins to recall the day, nine years ago, when the Barone clan welcomed her into the family, but not without incident.

   Director:Jerry Zaks

   Writer:Tucker Cawley

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   Director:Jerry Zaks

   Writer:Tucker Cawley
9. 

   8.0/10(599 votes)

   #9 - Meant to Be

   S5:E410/16/2000

   Robert finds himself in the most unlikely position of having to choose between his girlfriend Amy, ex-wife Joanne, or Italian summer love, Stefánia. Robert decides that honesty is the best policy when it comes to his relationship with Amy, so he tells her about his recent reunion with ex-wife Joanne, which does not go over well with Amy. To make matters worse, when Amy runs to Debra for consolation, Debra mistakenly spills the beans about Robert's recent fling with Stefánia.

   Directors:Michael Zinberg, Gary Halvorson

   Writers:Jennifer Crittenden, Kathy Ann Stumpe

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   Directors:Michael Zinberg, Gary Halvorson

   Writers:Jennifer Crittenden, Kathy Ann Stumpe
10. 

    8.0/10(570 votes)

    #10 - Ray's Journal

    S5:E142/5/2001

    When Marie blurts out an embarrassing incident from Ray's past, he can't figure out how she came by that information. He is mortified when he realizes that she used to read the personal diary he kept as a teenager.

    Directors:Kenneth Shapiro, Gary Halvorson

    Writers:Mike Royce, Ray Romano, Jennifer Crittenden

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    Directors:Kenneth Shapiro, Gary Halvorson

    Writers:Mike Royce, Ray Romano, Jennifer Crittenden
11. 

    7.9/10(625 votes)

    #11 - Young Girl

    S5:E811/13/2000

    Robert starts to date a 22 year old woman and Marie and Debra don't think it's right. Things take a turn when he finds out that she's really 19 and she finds out that he's really 43.

    Director:Michael Zinberg

    Writers:Tom Caltabiano, Aaron Shure, Kathy Ann Stumpe

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    Director:Michael Zinberg

    Writers:Tom Caltabiano, Aaron Shure, Kathy Ann Stumpe
12. 

    7.9/10(593 votes)

    #12 - Let's Fix Robert

    S5:E214/30/2001

    Marie gathers Robert's ex-girlfriends Amy and Stefánia and his police partner Judy, so they can dissect his character in an effort to help her better understand why her eldest son can't commit to a relationship. Unfortunately, Robert unexpectedly drops in and is forced by his mother to listen to his character being assassinated by the women as they discuss his relationship hang-ups.

    Director:Gary Halvorson

    Writers:Scott Buck, Jennifer Crittenden, Mike Royce

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    Director:Gary Halvorson

    Writers:Scott Buck, Jennifer Crittenden, Mike Royce
13. 

    7.8/10(584 votes)

    #13 - Christmas Present

    S5:E1112/11/2000

    Ray buys Debra an elaborate Christmas gift in the hopes that she will be so impressed, she will let him go on a weekend golf trip with his buddies. Ray believes he has the whole scenario worked out. However, he doesn't figure on the even more extravagant gift that Debra has purchased for him.

    Director:Gary Halvorson

    Writer:Kathy Ann Stumpe

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    Director:Gary Halvorson

    Writer:Kathy Ann Stumpe
14. 

    7.7/10(587 votes)

    #14 - Stefania Arrives

    S5:E172/26/2001

    Robert gets a surprise visit from Stefánia, the woman with whom he fell head over heels in love when the Barones went on holiday in Italy. Robert's excitement over having his summer love Stefania so close quickly gives way to annoyance when he is witness to a few of her idiosyncrasies. Meanwhile, Stefania's father, who has accompanied her to America, has his own change of heart with respect to his feelings for Robert.

    Director:Gary Halvorson

    Writers:Tucker Cawley, Lew Schneider

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    Director:Gary Halvorson

    Writers:Tucker Cawley, Lew Schneider
15. 

    7.6/10(538 votes)

    #15 - The Author

    S5:E610/30/2000

    The competition for attention between Ray and Robert reaches an all-time high with the brothers ending up in a fight. Ray's dreams of authoring a sports book get squashed when the publishing company takes a pass on it. To make matters worse, Robert receives the good news that he is being promoted to lieutenant.

    Director:Andy Ackerman

    Writer:Mike Royce

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    Director:Andy Ackerman

    Writer:Mike Royce
16. 

    7.5/10(539 votes)

    #16 - The Walk to the Door

    S5:E711/6/2000

    Ray is mortified when he meets a girl whom he dated 25 years earlier and believes he treated with disrespect. Meeting Elizabeth again, Ray, wracked with guilt because he feels he didn't behave properly on their high school date, is determined to apologize. However, when he finds out the real reason Elizabeth went out with him that night long ago, he regrets ever bringing up the past.

    Director:Asaad Kelada

    Writer:Tucker Cawley

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    Director:Asaad Kelada

    Writer:Tucker Cawley
17. 

    7.5/10(521 votes)

    #17 - What Good Are You?

    S5:E121/8/2001

    When Ray doesn't react to Debra's choking everyone makes fun of him so he tries to be more attentive in relative situations.

    Director:Ken Levine

    Writer:Jennifer Crittenden

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    Director:Ken Levine

    Writer:Jennifer Crittenden
18. 

    7.5/10(512 votes)

    #18 - Say Uncle

    S5:E225/7/2001

    When Ray realizes that his kids would rather spend time with their Uncle Robert than with him, he decides to do something about the situation. When Robert makes the observation that Ray finds it boring to be around his kids, Debra couldn't agree more and suggests that Ray follow Robert's example.

    Director:Kenneth Shapiro

    Writer:Aaron Shure

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    Director:Kenneth Shapiro

    Writer:Aaron Shure
19. 

    7.4/10(554 votes)

    #19 - The Sneeze

    S5:E1011/27/2000

    Ray gets sneezed on at the airport and he fears he might have caught something so Debra tries to take care of him but Marie takes over.

    Director:Ken Levine

    Writers:Steve Skrovan, Aaron Shure

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    Director:Ken Levine

    Writers:Steve Skrovan, Aaron Shure
20. 

    7.4/10(517 votes)

    #20 - Silent Partners

    S5:E152/12/2001

    Ray and Debra discover that they have nothing to talk about except the kids.

    Director:Gary Halvorson

    Writer:Tucker Cawley

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    Director:Gary Halvorson

    Writer:Tucker Cawley
21. 

    7.4/10(516 votes)

    #21 - Separation

    S5:E235/14/2001

    Debra gets upset when she finds out that her parents have separated.

    Director:Asaad Kelada

    Writer:Phil Rosenthal

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    Director:Asaad Kelada

    Writer:Phil Rosenthal
22. 

    7.3/10(567 votes)

    #22 - Fairies

    S5:E162/19/2001

    Ray is upset when he finds out that Debra signed up Michael and Geoffery to play fairies in a school play.

    Director:Gary Halvorson

    Writers:Tucker Cawley, Aaron Korsh

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    Director:Gary Halvorson

    Writers:Tucker Cawley, Aaron Korsh
23. 

    7.2/10(548 votes)

    #23 - Pet Cemetery

    S5:E510/23/2000

    Ray inadvertently commits petslaughter on Ally's hamster while Debra and the kids are away for the weekend. When Ray breaks the difficult news to Ally about Pumpernickel's untimely demise, Debra insists that they give the beloved pet a proper burial, complete with eulogies, but Ray thinks that it's ridicules to morn a pet.

    Director:Ken Levine

    Writer:Steve Skrovan

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    Director:Ken Levine

    Writer:Steve Skrovan
24. 

    7.2/10(562 votes)

    #24 - Super Bowl

    S5:E131/29/2001

    Ray gets to go to the Super Bowl and cover it for his newspaper. He brings Gianni but feels bad about not having brought Debra when he sees that all the other reporters brought their wives so he has her flown in and to prove that he wants to spend time with her he rips up the tickets to the Super Bowl.

    Director:Gary Halvorson

    Writer:Jennifer Crittenden

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    Director:Gary Halvorson

    Writer:Jennifer Crittenden
25. 

    7.2/10(520 votes)

    #25 - Net Worth

    S5:E204/23/2001

    Debra becomes angry when Ray contributes $1,000 to his friends' harebrained scheme to open a go-cart business, without first consulting her.

    Director:David Clark Lee

    Writers:Jason Gelles, Mike Haukom

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    Director:David Clark Lee

    Writers:Jason Gelles, Mike Haukom