A beautiful woman almost drives O'Rourke Enterprises out of business when she opens a saloon across the street.

A Transylvanian Count that everyone thinks is a vampire is believed responsible for the disappearance of Wrangler Jane.

Agarn faces a firing squad after everyone believes he killed Sgt. O'Rourke.

Agarn boasts to a girl he's trying to impress that he killed Geronimo, so Geronimo comes after Agarn.

Agarn's look-a-like Mexican bandit cousin comes to town, and the Corporal must capture him to clear his name.

Agarn is chosen to test a bullet proof vest, but it is stolen when Fort Courage in infiltrated by spies.

Private Wilton Parmenter gets promoted after leading a charge against the Confederates and receives an assignment as Fort Courage's new commanding officer.

Agarn leaves the troop to become an Indian, and turns out to be a better Indian than the entire Hekawi tribe.

Parmenter searches for the Hekawis' whiskey supply, unaware that it is hidden at Fort Courage.

A mountie is after the burglar of Banff, whom he believes is Agarn's look-a-like French Canadian cousin, Lucky Pierre Agarniere.

The Hekawis sell their land to the railroad and move into Fort Courage.

O'Rourke, figuring his operations will be more profitable with Wilton away, plays cupid for Wilton and Jane.

Wilton's mother comes to visit and tries to tell him how to run the fort.

Agarn is to cast the deciding absentee vote in a hometown election.

Capt. Parmenter's evil twin Kid Vicious has been robbing banks.

O'Rourke Enterprise's tries mail order brides while Parmenter is away at command school.

The Chief's daughter is kidnapped by a brave from another tribe looking for a wife, and the troop comes to the rescue.

Agarn thinks he is crazy when he is the only one to see an Indian.

O'Rourke enterprises is in trouble when O'Rourke gets promoted to officer.

The peaceable Hekawis are ordered to go on the warpath by the Council of Indian Nations.

Wild Eagle has a toothache, so O'Rourke sneaks him into the Fort to see a visiting dentist, where he has to pretend to be a member of the troop when he attracts the attention of a visiting general.

O'Rourke plots to retrieve the cannon he loaned to the Hekawis for use in a festival.

Sam Urp, scourge of the west, comes to Fort Courage for a showdown with Parmenter, the Scourge of the West.

Wilton's old girlfriend comes to vie for his affection and to persuade him to return to the East.

Dobbs' mother is coming but everyone thinks it is Laura Lee, a dance hall singer to entertain the men.