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The Phil Silvers Show, originally titled You'll Never Get Rich, was a sitcom which ran on CBS from 1955 to 1959 for 142 episodes, plus a 1959 special. The series starred Phil Silvers as Master

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  1. #1 Fan Favorite
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    The Phil Silvers Show Season 1 Episode 25 - The Court Martial
    9.0/10(1 votes)

    #1 - The Court Martial

    S1:E25

    When Zippo the ape is accidently inducted into the army the only way to get the army off the hook is to get Bilko as defense council and court martial the ape before anybody finds out

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  2. The Phil Silvers Show Season 1 Episode 5 - AWOL
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #2 - AWOL

    S1:E5

    Pvt Steve Nagy goes awol so Bilko has to go and fetch him back only to find himself caught up in the middle of a family feud

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  3. The Phil Silvers Show Season 1 Episode 6 - The Boxer
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #3 - The Boxer

    S1:E6

    Bilko discovers that one of the platoon Claude Dillingham is a boxing champ so Bilko enters him for the interplatoon championship only to learn that Dillingham refuses to fight

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  4. The Phil Silvers Show Season 1 Episode 7 - The Hoodlum
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #4 - The Hoodlum

    S1:E7

    After several transfers a young tough guy is moved to the motor pool platoon and it is left to the Bilko to cut him down to size. Meanwhile Bilko is after the ' Soldier of the Month' competition. Little does he know that the tough guy will spring a surprise.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  5. The Phil Silvers Show Season 1 Episode 8 - Mardi Gras
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #5 - Mardi Gras

    S1:E8

    When the platoon ask local socialite Miss Joy Landers to be their Mardi Gras queen she laughs and turns them down flat, so Bilko finds a way to change her mind.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  6. The Phil Silvers Show Season 1 Episode 9 - The Eating Contest
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #6 - The Eating Contest

    S1:E9

    In an eating contest between the platoons Bilko puts his money on a new member of the platoon nicknamed 'The Stomach' only to find that he can only eat when he is depressed

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  7. The Phil Silvers Show Season 1 Episode 11 - Bivouac
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #7 - Bivouac

    S1:E11

    When maneuvers come round again the Colonel is interested in which illness Bilko has in order to miss out on the joys of marching through the countryside. In order to make him go the colonel uses reverse psychology

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  8. The Phil Silvers Show Season 1 Episode 12 - The Singing Contest
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #8 - The Singing Contest

    S1:E12

    Bilko hears of a singing contest in Miami and to get away from the bitterly cold weather he enters the platoon but on hearing them sing he puts a bet on for them to lose. While he is putting on the bet a new platoon member is found to have a beautiful singing voice

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  9. The Phil Silvers Show Season 1 Episode 13 - The Twitch
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #9 - The Twitch

    S1:E13

    Colonel Hall tells Bilko to provide an audience for a lecture on music. He finds that nobody wants to come until they learn that the lecture will be given by a friend of the Colonel's wife and they can bet on the number of ' twitches' that she will give during the lecture

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  10. The Phil Silvers Show Season 1 Episode 14 - The Reunion
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #10 - The Reunion

    S1:E14

    When Bilko meets up with his old army buddies, he thinks that they are going to be so short of money, that he is going to have to help them out , but it turns out that they have all been very successful.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  11. The Phil Silvers Show Season 1 Episode 16 - Hollywood
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #11 - Hollywood

    S1:E16

    Hollywood plans a film of the ' Battle of Kabuchi' and they hire Bilko as the technical adviser, but after a couple of days he has taken over the whole production, and the film people want shot of him.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  12. The Phil Silvers Show Season 1 Episode 17 - The Investigation
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #12 - The Investigation

    S1:E17

    A Congressional committee visit Fort Baxter to investigate waste and high living but Bilko has other ideas, he wants a pay rise instead

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  13. The Phil Silvers Show Season 1 Episode 20 - The Transfer
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #13 - The Transfer

    S1:E20

    When the Colonel makes life difficult Bilko decides to bluff and puts in a transfer, but the Colonel calls the bluff and Bilko is on his way, but at his new camp life is to easy and Bilko hopes he can find a way to get back to Camp Baxter

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  14. The Phil Silvers Show Season 1 Episode 21 - The Rest Cure
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #14 - The Rest Cure

    S1:E21

    During a heat wave Bilko discovers that the army have a rest centre in the Rockies but the trick is trying to persuade the doctors and the Colonel to let him go there

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  15. The Phil Silvers Show Season 1 Episode 22 - Dinner at Sowici's
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #15 - Dinner at Sowici's

    S1:E22

    When Bilko thinks that Joan is trying to trap him into marriage, he takes her to dinner at Sgt Sowici's to see how bad marriage can be, but they are in for a surprise.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  16. The Phil Silvers Show Season 1 Episode 27 - The Big Uranium Strike
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #16 - The Big Uranium Strike

    S1:E27

    Bilko suspects that there are large deposits of uranium underneath Fort Baxter but he has to get rid of the Colonel before he can start digging

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  17. The Phil Silvers Show Season 1 Episode 28 - Bilko and the Beast
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #17 - Bilko and the Beast

    S1:E28

    When a new drill sergeant known as ' The Beast ' takes over at Fort Baxter Bilko and the platoon come up with a scheme to get rid of him

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Nat Hiken

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  18. The Phil Silvers Show Season 1 Episode 29 - The Physical Check Up
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #18 - The Physical Check Up

    S1:E29

    When Bilko tries to get out of a 20 mile hike the Colonel preempts him and allows him to miss the hike Bilko is so shocked that he thinks the Colonel might be trying to get rid of him

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  19. The Phil Silvers Show Season 1 Episode 30 - The Recruiting Sergeant
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #19 - The Recruiting Sergeant

    S1:E30

    When Bilko gets a tip from a jockey on a horse he persuades the Colonel to take him on a recruiting drive to Topeka so he can get to a bookie and get a bet on

    Director:Al De Caprio
    Writers:Nat Hiken, Tony Webster, Terry Ryan

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  20. The Phil Silvers Show Season 1 Episode 31 - Hair
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #20 - Hair

    S1:E31

    Bilko's head is constantly being used by his barber to find a cure for baldness. The other three sergeants know this and while Bilko is asleep decide to play a trick on him, but Bilko has the last laugh

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  21. The Phil Silvers Show Season 1 Episode 34 - Bilko on Wall Street
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #21 - Bilko on Wall Street

    S1:E34

    Thinking his friend is a big man on Wall Street Bilko goes to stay but when he discovers that his friend is just a clerk, Bilko sets out to get him a better job.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  22. The Phil Silvers Show Season 2 Episode 2 - It's For The Birds
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #22 - It's For The Birds

    S2:E2

    Bilko looks around for an expert to go on the 64,000 Dollar quiz show on TV. He ends up with Pvt Honnegar who is an expert on wildlife, After surviving a loss of memory he wins the money but he has a surprise in store for Bilko

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  23. The Phil Silvers Show Season 1 Episode 1 - New Recruits
    7.0/10(1 votes)

    #23 - New Recruits

    S1:E1

    During a poker game the other sergeant's cheat and clean Bilko out of his bankroll so he has to look around for some more money. Just when it looks like he will miss out a new squad of rookies arrive for basic training. With a new source of cash the platoon think he can get back into the game but Bilko's conscience will not let him.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  24. The Phil Silvers Show Season 1 Episode 2 - The Empty Store
    7.0/10(1 votes)

    #24 - The Empty Store

    S1:E2

    Bilko is still broke and can't find a way back into the big poker game. When the three sergeant's win again, by beating one of the new recruits, Bilko decides to get even by renting an empty store and getting the sergeant's to invest in it

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  25. The Phil Silvers Show Season 1 Episode 3 - The WAC
    7.0/10(1 votes)

    #25 - The WAC

    S1:E3

    A job comes up for a sergeant that has a jeep allocated Bilko applies for it only to find that he is beaten by a Sgt Joan Hogan. (1st appearance by Elisabeth Fraser As Joan Hogan)

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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Best Episodes Summary

"The Court Martial" is the best rated episode of "The Phil Silvers Show". It scored 9/10 based on 1 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 3/6/1956. This episode scored 1.0 points higher than the second highest rated, "AWOL".