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The Best Episodes of Family Affair

Every episode of Family Affair ranked from best to worst. Let's dive into the Best Episodes of Family Affair!

Family Affair is an American sitcom that aired on CBS from September 12, 1966 to September 9, 1971. The series explored the trials of well-to-do...
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Best Episodes Summary

"A Member of the Family" is the best rated episode of "Family Affair". It scored 9/10 based on 46 votes. Directed by N/A and written by N/A, it aired on 2/19/1968. This episode scored 0.0 points higher than the second highest rated, "The Birthday Boy".

  • A Member of the Family
    9.0/1046 votes
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    #1 - A Member of the Family

    Season 2 Episode 23 - Aired 2/19/1968

    Mr. French thinks he is left out of Cissy's drawings for school.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The Birthday Boy
    9.0/1033 votes
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    #2 - The Birthday Boy

    Season 4 Episode 8 - Aired 11/13/1969

    The twins plan a surprise birthday party for Mr. French.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Fat, Fat, the Water Rat
    8.9/1062 votes
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    #3 - Fat, Fat, the Water Rat

    Season 2 Episode 7 - Aired 10/23/1967

    Buffy makes friends with a bunch of kids, unbeknownst to her that they hate fancy kids. Mr. French catcher her and forbids her to play with them again. Uncle Bill however supports Buffy's choice and lets her play with her new friends.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • A Matter of Tonsils
    8.8/1046 votes
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    #4 - A Matter of Tonsils

    Season 2 Episode 22 - Aired 2/12/1968

    Poor Buffy and Jody have to have their tonsils out.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The Substitute Teacher
    8.8/1054 votes
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    #5 - The Substitute Teacher

    Season 3 Episode 5 - Aired 10/21/1968

    Jody is attracted to a new substitute teacher, but is sad when she leaves. Uncle Bill meets Jody's secret crush and finds out that she looks somewhat like the children's mother.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The Language of Love
    8.8/1049 votes
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    #6 - The Language of Love

    Season 4 Episode 18 - Aired 1/29/1970

    Bill asks a doctor to help Buffy's pal who is disabled.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • A Nanny for All Seasons
    8.7/1042 votes
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    #7 - A Nanny for All Seasons

    Season 3 Episode 12 - Aired 12/23/1968

    French contemplates marriage to raise his professional esteem.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: John McGreevey

  • The Matter of Dignity
    8.7/1037 votes
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    #8 - The Matter of Dignity

    Season 3 Episode 26 - Aired 3/31/1969

    Poison-pen letters implicate Mr. French in a scandal.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: John McGreevey

  • Christmas Came a Little Early
    8.6/1095 votes
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    #9 - Christmas Came a Little Early

    Season 3 Episode 7 - Aired 11/11/1968

    Buffy throws an early Christmas party for a sick little girl who might not live to see it.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The Unsound of Music
    8.6/1031 votes
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    #10 - The Unsound of Music

    Season 3 Episode 8 - Aired 11/18/1968

    A nightclub singer coaches tone-deaf Buffy.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The Candy Striper
    8.5/1045 votes
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    #11 - The Candy Striper

    Season 2 Episode 6 - Aired 10/16/1967

    Cissy becomes a candy-stripper, but feels emotionally insecure when she unknowingly breaks one of the supervisor's rules when she gives a patient some water. She is doomed to quit but Bill tells her to face up to her mistake and keep her job. It might be all and well for Cissy, but it doesn't work for Buffy when she wants to be a Brownie, but finds out she is not the right age.

    Director: William D. Russell

    Writer: N/A

  • Our Friend Stanley
    8.5/1051 votes
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    #12 - Our Friend Stanley

    Season 2 Episode 12 - Aired 12/4/1967

    Buffy and Jody make friends with a disabled boy named Stanley, much to the dismay of his overprotective mother.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The Baby Sitters
    8.5/1041 votes
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    #13 - The Baby Sitters

    Season 2 Episode 29 - Aired 4/1/1968

    Uncle Bill leaves for a trip (and having trouble finding his dentist as well) and Mr. French goes out for the evening, leaving Cissy to watch the twins. Then Cissy leaves to go to a concert (big mistake) and leaves her friend Sharon in charge. Then Sharon comes down with the measles and her mama comes to watch the kids. Then her mama levaes to take care o Sharon and puts her husband and his poker pals on babysitter duty. My lord, what a turn of events, but thankfully Bill and French come home to see all the trouble that Cissy started in the first place.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Rita Lakin

  • A Lesson for Grown-Ups
    8.5/1037 votes
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    #14 - A Lesson for Grown-Ups

    Season 3 Episode 16 - Aired 1/20/1969

    The siblings take action to solve a financial crisis.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • A Matter of Privacy
    8.5/1031 votes
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    #15 - A Matter of Privacy

    Season 3 Episode 18 - Aired 2/3/1969

    The twins learn how to eavesdrop with a tape recorder.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Burt Styler

  • Buffy
    8.4/10134 votes
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    #16 - Buffy

    Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 9/12/1966

    The excellent family series begins when Bill Davis, a fantastic construction engineer, unexpectedly adopts Buffy, who along with Jody and Cissy, have lost their parents in an accident. Buffy comes first and at first, Bill doesn't like her and wants to send her back to Terre Haute. Buffy gets the feeling that Bill doesn't like her and runs off to hide in the basement. Bill tells her that he likes her and wants her to stay. In the end, when Bill gets ready to leave for a trip, Jody and Cissy come to be with Buffy.

    Director: James Sheldon

    Writer: N/A

  • Jody and Cissy
    8.4/1089 votes
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    #17 - Jody and Cissy

    Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 9/19/1966

    Cissy joins the family and Mr. French thinks that he is not wanted anymore. Mr. French changes his mind after Buffy puts her doll in his suitcase and decides to stay after all.

    Director: William D. Russell

    Writer: N/A

  • The Mrs. Beasley Story
    8.4/1039 votes
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    #18 - The Mrs. Beasley Story

    Season 2 Episode 28 - Aired 3/25/1968

    Buffy is disheartened because Mrs. Beasley needs arm surgery

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The Latch Key Kid
    8.4/1050 votes
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    #19 - The Latch Key Kid

    Season 3 Episode 1 - Aired 9/23/1968

    Buffy meets a girl named lana who lives along wheile her mother goes out all the time. Buffy considers being just like Lana, until she comes over and confesses that Buffy has a god life.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • A Matter of Choice
    8.4/1040 votes
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    #20 - A Matter of Choice

    Season 3 Episode 10 - Aired 12/9/1968

    Cissy befriends a girl who uses her to disobey her parents. Uncle Bill feels that Buffy and Jody would benefit from listening to fairy tales than watching war-based programs on TV, but the fairy tales end up giving them nightmares.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: John McGreevey

  • The Jody Affair
    8.4/1036 votes
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    #21 - The Jody Affair

    Season 4 Episode 5 - Aired 10/23/1969

    While Jody is playing with his friends at school, a window gets broken and Jody is blamed for it. When Jody is suspended, Bill considers taking him to a private school. He reconsiders when one of Jody's friends confesses to breaking the window.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Marmalade
    8.3/1070 votes
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    #22 - Marmalade

    Season 1 Episode 5 - Aired 10/10/1966

    Mr. French is chosen for an ad for marmalade and is a huge promotion success, until he tastes the marmalade that he is hawking.

    Director: William D. Russell

    Writer: N/A

  • One for the Little Boy
    8.3/1056 votes
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    #23 - One for the Little Boy

    Season 1 Episode 18 - Aired 1/23/1967

    Bill plans to do some serious bonding with Jody by taking him on a business trip, but Murphy's Law plagues the trip. But Jody states that just being with Bill is exciting enough.

    Director: William D. Russell

    Writer: N/A

  • The Toy Box
    8.3/1038 votes
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    #24 - The Toy Box

    Season 2 Episode 8 - Aired 11/6/1967

    Uncle Bill enforces an iron-clad confiscation order of toys constantly being left on the floor by the kids and they can never get them back. It hits a little too close when Buffy's beloved Mrs. Beasley is in danger of being taken away from her.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Take Me Out of the Ballgame
    8.3/1040 votes
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    #25 - Take Me Out of the Ballgame

    Season 2 Episode 9 - Aired 11/13/1967

    Jody tries his hardest to be on a local stickball team, only to be beaten out by Buffy, who happens to be a great player as well.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A