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The Worst Episodes of Family Affair

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The Worst Episodes of Family Affair

Family Affair is an American sitcom that aired on CBS from September 12, 1966 to September 9, 1971. The series explored the trials of well-to-do...

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    #1 - The Matter of School

    S1:E4

    Bill decides to send Cissy to a private girls' school in Connecticut, and even though she would prefer to attend high school locally, she reluctantly agrees to go, thinking Bill wants to get her out of the way.

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    #2 - Room with a Viewpoint

    S1:E6

    Buffy doesn't like the new changes in her and Cissy's bedroom and refuses to ever step foot in it.

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    #3 - Who's Afraid of Nural Shpeni?

    S1:E8

    Mr. French gets Lebanese cooking lessons from a Middle Eastern restaurant owner named Nural Shpeni, and her family forces Mr. French to marry her, whether he wants to or not.

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    #4 - Beware the Other Woman

    S1:E10

    When an old flame steps back into Bill's life, the children think that he will get married and send them back to Indiana.

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    #5 - The Thursday Man

    S1:E13

    Cissy learns a lesson in snooping when she is to do a paper on Mr. French and finds a shocking secret about him.

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    #6 - Think Deep

    S1:E14

    Cissy worships a teacher named Julian Hill and spouts his theories all through the household. Bill invites the teacher to dinner and Cissy sees that he is not the man that she worships so dearly when he goes off on Buffy and Jody for an innocent spill.

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    #7 - That Was the Dinner That Wasn't

    S1:E16

    Cissy is disheartened because she will be left out of a mother-daughter event at school, and she doesn't tell Bill what is wrong with her.

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    #8 - One for the Little Boy

    S1:E18

    Bill plans to do some serious bonding with Jody by taking him on a business trip, but Murphy's Law plagues the trip. But Jody states that just being with Bill is exciting enough.

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    #9 - Fancy Free

    S1:E19

    Buffy and Jody are placed in a fast-learning portion of their grade, but Bill is spending his time with a woman who is quite uncertain about what she wants. The twins get a friendly window-washer to help them with their work, but a call from the school to Bill makes him see that the children are more important than a hot date.

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    #10 - A Helping Hand

    S1:E20

    A lesson to be learned in this episode: Helping people is good, but it only goes but so far. The family learns this the hard way. Mr. French helps out a maid who is very bad with housekeeping by covering up her mistakes, and this charade goes on until she is hired by a guest who is throwing a party. Eventually, she gets fired and she gets on Mr. French. Bill does the same thing when he takes over the twins' school project, and he gets credit. Cissy tells them all about how important it is to get involved in the family because they had none when they were in Terre Haute.

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    #11 - Ballerina Buffy

    S1:E22

    Buffy gets chosen for a lead in a ballet, which is totally annoying for a mother whose little girl, Melissa, was passed over for a complete stranger. She has reason to suspect foul play when the casting director is Bill's old girlfriend Margo, but she knew nothing about Bill's children until after she had cast the roles. Then Margo tells Buffy that she will be a big success and travel all over the world. Buffy gets the idea that it means right away, so she botches up her role in the production so that she will not be separated from her new family.

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    #12 - The Way It Was

    S1:E25

    Bill sends the kids away for a week-long trip at camp because they are driving him up the wall. He then starts to miss them when he goes back to his bachelor life.

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    #13 - All Nephews Are Created Equal

    S1:E26

    Mr. French gets a visit from his nephew David. French is shocked when David announces that he wants to become a dentist, but the final straw comes when he goes out with Cissy.

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    #14 - What Did You Do in the West, Uncle?

    S1:E28

    Bill takes the twins to the rodeo where he meets his old friend Gabe, whom he invites to stay with them. The twins are mesmerized at the thought of meeting a real live cowboy, and Gabe takes them under his wing. Of course, Bill thinks that they like Gabe more than they like him. But the twins tell him that Bill will always come first in their lives.

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    #15 - The Butler Method

    S1:E30

    Cissy has trouble finding a date for the Sadie Hawkins dance, and asks a boy who throws her a curve because of a broken leg. Thinking that he is lying, she feels miserable. Bill suggests that an actor friend of his who is visiting escort her to the dance, but Cissy turns him down. Then, Cissy sees that Virgil really does has a broken leg, and she is happy that he didn't lie to her.

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    #16 - Desert Isle: Manhattan Style

    S5:E2

    Bill asks Cissy to babysit the twin while he and French are out. When her boyfriend calls and asks her to go on a trip, she calls someone else to take her place and then just leaves. The replacement does not get there because of a blizzard.

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  18. Background image for Travels with Cissy
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    #17 - Travels with Cissy

    S5:E7

    Cissy and Gregg? Getting married? Not if Bill can help it. He takes the kids to California to get Cissy to change her mind. Bill then takes her to a studio party where Cissy meets Steve Hunter, a handsome western star. She falls for him and, after hearing stories about Steve, Bill tries to stop this new romance by bringing Gregg out to win her back. Gregg tells Cissy that he wishes her lots of luck with Steve. Steve then proposes to Cissy, and she refuses.

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    #18 - Heroes Are Born

    S5:E15

    Jody makes friends with a boy in teh park whose uncle is Ken Granger, a football superstar. Jody starts worshipping the ground that Granger walks on until he finds out that Granger is suspended from the team for betting on his own games. Jody is disappointed, but Uncle Bill tells him that people do not act the way we want them to act.

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    #19 - Too Late, Too Soon

    S5:E17

    Emily playes matchmaker to Mr. French and Miss Faversham, and a matchbreaker to her son Jim and Cissy. Bill thinks that Emily believes that Jim is not good enough for Cissy.

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  21. Background image for The Mother Tongue
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    #20 - The Mother Tongue

    S1:E23

    Buffy and Jody meets a new girl named Marilyn, who is the daughter of a Chinese diplomat and speaks no English. Mr. French tries to work out his Cantonese and unknowingly insults her.

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  22. Background image for And Baby Makes Eight
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    #21 - And Baby Makes Eight

    S5:E9

    Cissy takes care of her pregnant friend while her soldier husband is out on a job.

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    #22 - Say Uncle

    S5:E10

    Bill refuses to fight Jody's classmate's father.

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    #23 - Nobody Here But Us Uncles

    S5:E16

    The siblings try to pair Bill with their teacher.

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  25. Background image for The Littlest Exile
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    #24 - The Littlest Exile

    S5:E18

    The Davis family meets Elena and a little boy named Johnnie, who is running away from military agents who want to take him back to his father in a military-torn country.

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    #25 - Jody and Cissy

    S1:E2

    Cissy joins the family and Mr. French thinks that he is not wanted anymore. Mr. French changes his mind after Buffy puts her doll in his suitcase and decides to stay after all.

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Worst Episodes Summary

"The Matter of School" is the worst rated episode of "Family Affair". It scored /10 based on 0 votes. Directed by William D. Russell and written by Unknown, it aired on 10/3/1966. This episode scored 0.0 points lower than the second lowest rated, "Room with a Viewpoint".