Jody is attracted to a new substitute teacher, but is sad when she leaves. Uncle Bill meets Jody's secret crush and finds out that she looks somewhat like the children's mother.

Buffy throws an early Christmas party for a sick little girl who might not live to see it.

French contemplates marriage to raise his professional esteem.

The siblings take action to solve a financial crisis.

Buffy meets a girl named lana who lives along wheile her mother goes out all the time. Buffy considers being just like Lana, until she comes over and confesses that Buffy has a god life.

Poison-pen letters implicate Mr. French in a scandal.

A little girl named Albertine charms everyone by bragging about her father, which she doesn't really have.

Cissy befriends a girl who uses her to disobey her parents. Uncle Bill feels that Buffy and Jody would benefit from listening to fairy tales than watching war-based programs on TV, but the fairy tales end up giving them nightmares.

The twins learn how to eavesdrop with a tape recorder.

A nightclub singer coaches tone-deaf Buffy.

Bill is laid up with a broken leg from a ski accident. The kids and his girlfriend both give him some horrendous care.

Cissy brings home a friend named Dana who brags to everyone that her family life is absolutely fabulous, until Bill finds out that her parents are divorced and are looking for her.

Cissy falls for a singer who writes a song about her, but as he goes off on tour, they lose touch. Cissy goes to one of his concerts to see him again, only her heart is broken when she sees him with another girl.

Jody must clip French's whiskers to get into a club.

A boxer advises Bill to send Jody to a boys camp.

Uncle Bill might have found the right woman to marry in Rome, but calls it off when she doesn't like children

Buffy has a chance to skip a grade, but she is failing. Bill thinks that she is failing to stay with Jody, but Buffy is actually in love with a boy in her grade.

Cissy wants to be a hippie, much to Bill's chagrin.

A young woman pursues Mr. French.

Mr. French gets a role as King Henry VIII in a film production, only to have him look really stupid.

A year in England doesn't include Bill.

Bill takes Buffy on a trip with him to Puerto Rico to spend some time together. He then meets a flame of his, but he vows to spend all of his time with Buffy.

A fantastic family trip in Spain goes absolutely wrong when Mr. French and the twins get lost.

Cissy is asked by a boy in Vienna to be his bride. Cissy likes the idea at first, but reality comes in and snaps some sense into her.

The twins bring home a large dog that dislikes Bill.