Season 1

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  Everyone Dies in the Styes

  Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 11/16/2023

  Our group of heroes gathers to save a loved one from an evil secret society, located in the Styes -- a rotting shipyard slum on the outskirts of the city. Can they succeed? No. Because this is Faster, Purple Worm, Kill. Kill.

  Director: Unknown

  Writer: Unknown

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  N/A/100 votes

  Everyone Dies in a Dungeon

  Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 11/16/2023

  The tables are turned and the monsters are the heroes in this dungeon. Will they beat their adversary? Not on Faster. Purple Worm. Kill. Kill.

  Director: Unknown

  Writer: Unknown

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  N/A/100 votes

  Everyone Dies on a Lightning Train

  Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 11/23/2023

  Four brave mercenaries must free the only person who can prevent a war. Will they succeed? Signs point to no, because this is Faster, Purple Worm. Kill. Kill.

  Director: Unknown

  Writer: Unknown

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  N/A/100 votes

  Everyone Dies Renovating

  Season 1 Episode 4 - Aired 11/30/2023

  Four new homeowners discover a prior tenant who doesn't want to leave. Will their home value drop when the ancient terrors arise? Yes. Because this is Faster, Purple Worm. Kill. Kill.

  Director: Unknown

  Writer: Unknown

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  N/A/100 votes

  Everyone Dies in Waterdeep

  Season 1 Episode 5 - Aired 12/7/2023

  Four brave adventurers try to stop evil from overrunning the fabled city of Waterdeep. Can they succeed? No. Because this is Faster, Purple Worm, Kill. Kill.

  Director: Unknown

  Writer: Unknown

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  N/A/100 votes

  Everyone Dies in a Den of Snakes

  Season 1 Episode 6 - Aired 12/14/2023

  Four brave heroes try to arrange a peace agreement. Can they succeed? No. Because this is "Faster, Purple Worm. Kill. Kill!".

  Director: Unknown

  Writer: Unknown

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  N/A/100 votes

  Everyone Dies Stealing a Pickle

  Season 1 Episode 7 - Aired 12/21/2023

  Four heroes descend into the sewers to retrieve a magical artifact of great power. Will their power be enough to succeed under the maniacal gaze of the Xanathar?

  Director: Unknown

  Writer: Unknown

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  N/A/100 votes

  Everyone Dies in the Bay

  Season 1 Episode 8 - Aired 12/28/2023

  Our heroes are sent to a small fishing village to save the day. We wish we could say all they had to deal with was an ornery fish or two, but they are sure to face one of the most terrible Dungeons and Dragons monsters ever.

  Director: Unknown

  Writer: Unknown

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  N/A/100 votes

  Everyone Dies at the Costume Ball

  Season 1 Episode 9 - Aired 1/4/2024

  Four undercover agents must unmask the traitor in their midst. Can they discover the truth before a greater evil destroys them all?

  Director: Unknown

  Writer: Unknown

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  Everyone Dies as a Surprise

  Season 1 Episode 10 - Aired 1/11/2024

  Four heroes set out to save a beautiful princess. Will their story have a fairy tale ending? Doubtful.

  Director: Unknown

  Writer: Unknown

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  Everyone Dies Getting Their Wish

  Season 1 Episode 11 - Aired 1/18/2024

  Four heroes are hired by a dignitary who sends them on a path to meeting a wish-granting entity. Wishes DO come true, but not always the way you expect, especially when they're on Faster, Purple Worm! Kill! Kill!

  Director: Unknown

  Writer: Unknown

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  N/A/100 votes

  Everyone Dies. Again.

  Season 1 Episode 12 - Aired 1/25/2024

  Four valiant heroes are all that stand between the Dragon Queen's hordes and their cities destruction. Can they hold back wave after wave of draconic destruction? No, because this is Faster, Purple Worm! Kill! Kill! (2023)

  Director: Unknown

  Writer: Unknown

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  N/A/100 votes

  Everyone Dies at the Circus

  Season 1 Episode 13 - Aired 2/1/2024

  Our heroes must infiltrate the circus. Will their performances allow them to escape the Big Top alive?

  Director: Unknown

  Writer: Unknown

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  Everyone Dies in Barovia

  Season 1 Episode 14 - Aired 2/8/2024

  Four adventurers bent on revenge enter the mists of Barovia to confront Strahd von Zarovich. Will they succeed? Mwah-hah-hah-hah. Foolish mortals, this is Faster, Purple Worm! Kill! Kill! (2023)

  Director: Unknown

  Writer: Unknown

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  N/A/100 votes

  Everyone Dies in a Haunted House

  Season 1 Episode 15 - Aired 2/15/2024

  Four ghost-hunting heroes explore a haunted house. Can the brave of heart overcome the evil undead? Or is this an episode of Faster, Purple Worm! Kill! Kill! (2023)

  Director: Unknown

  Writer: Unknown

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  N/A/100 votes

  Everyone Dies at the Temple of Lathander

  Season 1 Episode 16 - Aired 2/22/2024

  Four desperate criminals attempt a daring heist. Can they steal enough gold to save their own skins? No. Because this is Faster, Purple Worm! Kill! Kill! (2023)

  Director: Unknown

  Writer: Unknown

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  N/A/100 votes

  Everyone Dies Near a Hole

  Season 1 Episode 17 - Aired 2/29/2024

  Four heroes are given the quest of slowing down the Tarrasque. Will they succeed? Signs point to no, because this is Faster, Purple Worm! Kill! Kill! (2023)

  Director: Unknown

  Writer: Unknown

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  N/A/100 votes

  Everyone Dies in Wildspace

  Season 1 Episode 18 - Aired 3/7/2024

  Four intrepid spelljammers come across a derelict ship floating in Wildspace. Can they save their crew before a sinister evil destroys them all? No, because this is Faster, Purple Worm! Kill! Kill! (2023)

  Director: Unknown

  Writer: Unknown

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  N/A/100 votes

  Everyone Dies at a Resurrection

  Season 1 Episode 19 - Aired 3/14/2024

  Four family members try to recover a lost loved one with a dubious magical artifact. Will they get out of their deal with the Demon Lord and save their own souls? No, because this is Faster, Purple Worm! Kill! Kill! (2023)

  Director: Unknown

  Writer: Unknown

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  N/A/100 votes

  Everyone Dies Eating Mushrooms

  Season 1 Episode 20 - Aired 3/21/2024

  Four adventurers find themselves magically transported to a Feywild beset by a terrible creature. Can they discover the cause of their fantastical malaise before agents of evil do their worst? No, because this is Faster, Purple Worm! Kill! Kill! (2023)

  Director: Unknown

  Writer: Unknown