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The Worst Episodes of Faster, Purple Worm! Kill! Kill!

Every episode of Faster, Purple Worm! Kill! Kill! ranked from worst to best. Explore the Worst Episodes of Faster, Purple Worm! Kill! Kill!!

Four 1st-level heroes. One epic monster. Certain death! Faster, Purple Worm! Kill! Kill! serves up comedic mayhem as four special guests pit their low-level Dungeons &...
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Worst Episodes Summary

"Everyone Dies in the Styes" is the worst rated episode of "Faster, Purple Worm! Kill! Kill!". It scored N/A/10 based on 0 votes. Directed by N/A and written by N/A, it aired on 11/16/2023. This episode scored NaN points lower than the second lowest rated, "Everyone Dies in a Dungeon".

  • Everyone Dies in the Styes
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    #1 - Everyone Dies in the Styes

    Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 11/16/2023

    Our group of heroes gathers to save a loved one from an evil secret society, located in the Styes -- a rotting shipyard slum on the outskirts of the city. Can they succeed? No. Because this is Faster, Purple Worm, Kill. Kill.

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  • Everyone Dies in a Dungeon
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    #2 - Everyone Dies in a Dungeon

    Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 11/16/2023

    The tables are turned and the monsters are the heroes in this dungeon. Will they beat their adversary? Not on Faster. Purple Worm. Kill. Kill.

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  • Everyone Dies on a Lightning Train
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    #3 - Everyone Dies on a Lightning Train

    Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 11/23/2023

    Four brave mercenaries must free the only person who can prevent a war. Will they succeed? Signs point to no, because this is Faster, Purple Worm. Kill. Kill.

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  • Everyone Dies Renovating
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    #4 - Everyone Dies Renovating

    Season 1 Episode 4 - Aired 11/30/2023

    Four new homeowners discover a prior tenant who doesn't want to leave. Will their home value drop when the ancient terrors arise? Yes. Because this is Faster, Purple Worm. Kill. Kill.

    Director: N/A

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  • Everyone Dies in Waterdeep
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    #5 - Everyone Dies in Waterdeep

    Season 1 Episode 5 - Aired 12/7/2023

    Four brave adventurers try to stop evil from overrunning the fabled city of Waterdeep. Can they succeed? No. Because this is Faster, Purple Worm, Kill. Kill.

    Director: N/A

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  • Everyone Dies in a Den of Snakes
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    #6 - Everyone Dies in a Den of Snakes

    Season 1 Episode 6 - Aired 12/14/2023

    Four brave heroes try to arrange a peace agreement. Can they succeed? No. Because this is "Faster, Purple Worm. Kill. Kill!".

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  • Everyone Dies Stealing a Pickle
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    #7 - Everyone Dies Stealing a Pickle

    Season 1 Episode 7 - Aired 12/21/2023

    Four heroes descend into the sewers to retrieve a magical artifact of great power. Will their power be enough to succeed under the maniacal gaze of the Xanathar?

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  • Everyone Dies in the Bay
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    #8 - Everyone Dies in the Bay

    Season 1 Episode 8 - Aired 12/28/2023

    Our heroes are sent to a small fishing village to save the day. We wish we could say all they had to deal with was an ornery fish or two, but they are sure to face one of the most terrible Dungeons and Dragons monsters ever.

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  • Everyone Dies at the Costume Ball
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    #9 - Everyone Dies at the Costume Ball

    Season 1 Episode 9 - Aired 1/4/2024

    Four undercover agents must unmask the traitor in their midst. Can they discover the truth before a greater evil destroys them all?

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  • Everyone Dies as a Surprise
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    #10 - Everyone Dies as a Surprise

    Season 1 Episode 10 - Aired 1/11/2024

    Four heroes set out to save a beautiful princess. Will their story have a fairy tale ending? Doubtful.

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  • Everyone Dies Getting Their Wish
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    #11 - Everyone Dies Getting Their Wish

    Season 1 Episode 11 - Aired 1/18/2024

    Four heroes are hired by a dignitary who sends them on a path to meeting a wish-granting entity. Wishes DO come true, but not always the way you expect, especially when they're on Faster, Purple Worm! Kill! Kill!

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  • Everyone Dies. Again.
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    #12 - Everyone Dies. Again.

    Season 1 Episode 12 - Aired 1/25/2024

    Four valiant heroes are all that stand between the Dragon Queen's hordes and their cities destruction. Can they hold back wave after wave of draconic destruction? No, because this is Faster, Purple Worm! Kill! Kill! (2023)

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  • Everyone Dies at the Circus
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    #13 - Everyone Dies at the Circus

    Season 1 Episode 13 - Aired 2/1/2024

    Our heroes must infiltrate the circus. Will their performances allow them to escape the Big Top alive?

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  • Everyone Dies in Barovia
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    #14 - Everyone Dies in Barovia

    Season 1 Episode 14 - Aired 2/8/2024

    Four adventurers bent on revenge enter the mists of Barovia to confront Strahd von Zarovich. Will they succeed? Mwah-hah-hah-hah. Foolish mortals, this is Faster, Purple Worm! Kill! Kill! (2023)

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  • Everyone Dies in a Haunted House
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    #15 - Everyone Dies in a Haunted House

    Season 1 Episode 15 - Aired 2/15/2024

    Four ghost-hunting heroes explore a haunted house. Can the brave of heart overcome the evil undead? Or is this an episode of Faster, Purple Worm! Kill! Kill! (2023)

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  • Everyone Dies at the Temple of Lathander
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    #16 - Everyone Dies at the Temple of Lathander

    Season 1 Episode 16 - Aired 2/22/2024

    Four desperate criminals attempt a daring heist. Can they steal enough gold to save their own skins? No. Because this is Faster, Purple Worm! Kill! Kill! (2023)

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  • Everyone Dies Near a Hole
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    #17 - Everyone Dies Near a Hole

    Season 1 Episode 17 - Aired 2/29/2024

    Four heroes are given the quest of slowing down the Tarrasque. Will they succeed? Signs point to no, because this is Faster, Purple Worm! Kill! Kill! (2023)

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  • Everyone Dies in Wildspace
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    #18 - Everyone Dies in Wildspace

    Season 1 Episode 18 - Aired 3/7/2024

    Four intrepid spelljammers come across a derelict ship floating in Wildspace. Can they save their crew before a sinister evil destroys them all? No, because this is Faster, Purple Worm! Kill! Kill! (2023)

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  • Everyone Dies at a Resurrection
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    #19 - Everyone Dies at a Resurrection

    Season 1 Episode 19 - Aired 3/14/2024

    Four family members try to recover a lost loved one with a dubious magical artifact. Will they get out of their deal with the Demon Lord and save their own souls? No, because this is Faster, Purple Worm! Kill! Kill! (2023)

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  • Everyone Dies Eating Mushrooms
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    #20 - Everyone Dies Eating Mushrooms

    Season 1 Episode 20 - Aired 3/21/2024

    Four adventurers find themselves magically transported to a Feywild beset by a terrible creature. Can they discover the cause of their fantastical malaise before agents of evil do their worst? No, because this is Faster, Purple Worm! Kill! Kill! (2023)

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