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Four 1st-level heroes. One epic monster. Certain death! Faster, Purple Worm! Kill! Kill! serves up comedic mayhem as four special guests pit their low-level Dungeons & Dragons characters against the game’s mightiest monsters. Each one-hour episode

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  1. #1 Worst Episode
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    Faster, Purple Worm! Kill! Kill! Season 1 Episode 1 - Everyone Dies in the Styes
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    #1 - Everyone Dies in the Styes

    S1:E1

    Our group of heroes gathers to save a loved one from an evil secret society, located in the Styes -- a rotting shipyard slum on the outskirts of the city. Can they succeed? No. Because this is Faster, Purple Worm, Kill. Kill.

    Director:Unknown
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  2. Faster, Purple Worm! Kill! Kill! Season 1 Episode 2 - Everyone Dies in a Dungeon
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    #2 - Everyone Dies in a Dungeon

    S1:E2

    The tables are turned and the monsters are the heroes in this dungeon. Will they beat their adversary? Not on Faster. Purple Worm. Kill. Kill.

    Director:Unknown
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  3. Faster, Purple Worm! Kill! Kill! Season 1 Episode 3 - Everyone Dies on a Lightning Train
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    #3 - Everyone Dies on a Lightning Train

    S1:E3

    Four brave mercenaries must free the only person who can prevent a war. Will they succeed? Signs point to no, because this is Faster, Purple Worm. Kill. Kill.

    Director:Unknown
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  4. Faster, Purple Worm! Kill! Kill! Season 1 Episode 4 - Everyone Dies Renovating
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    #4 - Everyone Dies Renovating

    S1:E4

    Four new homeowners discover a prior tenant who doesn't want to leave. Will their home value drop when the ancient terrors arise? Yes. Because this is Faster, Purple Worm. Kill. Kill.

    Director:Unknown
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  5. Faster, Purple Worm! Kill! Kill! Season 1 Episode 5 - Everyone Dies in Waterdeep
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    #5 - Everyone Dies in Waterdeep

    S1:E5

    Four brave adventurers try to stop evil from overrunning the fabled city of Waterdeep. Can they succeed? No. Because this is Faster, Purple Worm, Kill. Kill.

    Director:Unknown
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  6. Faster, Purple Worm! Kill! Kill! Season 1 Episode 7 - Everyone Dies Stealing a Pickle
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    #6 - Everyone Dies Stealing a Pickle

    S1:E7

    Four heroes descend into the sewers to retrieve a magical artifact of great power. Will their power be enough to succeed under the maniacal gaze of the Xanathar?

    Director:Unknown
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  7. Faster, Purple Worm! Kill! Kill! Season 1 Episode 8 - Everyone Dies in the Bay
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    #7 - Everyone Dies in the Bay

    S1:E8

    Our heroes are sent to a small fishing village to save the day. We wish we could say all they had to deal with was an ornery fish or two, but they are sure to face one of the most terrible Dungeons and Dragons monsters ever.

    Director:Unknown
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  8. Faster, Purple Worm! Kill! Kill! Season 1 Episode 9 - Everyone Dies at the Costume Ball
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    #8 - Everyone Dies at the Costume Ball

    S1:E9

    Four undercover agents must unmask the traitor in their midst. Can they discover the truth before a greater evil destroys them all?

    Director:Unknown
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  9. Faster, Purple Worm! Kill! Kill! Season 1 Episode 10 - Everyone Dies as a Surprise
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    #9 - Everyone Dies as a Surprise

    S1:E10

    Four heroes set out to save a beautiful princess. Will their story have a fairy tale ending? Doubtful.

    Director:Unknown
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  10. Faster, Purple Worm! Kill! Kill! Season 1 Episode 11 - Everyone Dies Getting Their Wish
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    #10 - Everyone Dies Getting Their Wish

    S1:E11

    Four heroes are hired by a dignitary who sends them on a path to meeting a wish-granting entity. Wishes DO come true, but not always the way you expect, especially when they're on Faster, Purple Worm! Kill! Kill!

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  11. Faster, Purple Worm! Kill! Kill! Season 1 Episode 12 - Everyone Dies. Again.
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    #11 - Everyone Dies. Again.

    S1:E12

    Four valiant heroes are all that stand between the Dragon Queen's hordes and their cities destruction. Can they hold back wave after wave of draconic destruction? No, because this is Faster, Purple Worm! Kill! Kill! (2023)

    Director:Unknown
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  12. Faster, Purple Worm! Kill! Kill! Season 1 Episode 13 - Everyone Dies at the Circus
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    #12 - Everyone Dies at the Circus

    S1:E13

    Our heroes must infiltrate the circus. Will their performances allow them to escape the Big Top alive?

    Director:Unknown
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  13. Faster, Purple Worm! Kill! Kill! Season 1 Episode 14 - Everyone Dies in Barovia
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    #13 - Everyone Dies in Barovia

    S1:E14

    Four adventurers bent on revenge enter the mists of Barovia to confront Strahd von Zarovich. Will they succeed? Mwah-hah-hah-hah. Foolish mortals, this is Faster, Purple Worm! Kill! Kill! (2023)

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  14. Faster, Purple Worm! Kill! Kill! Season 1 Episode 15 - Everyone Dies in a Haunted House
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    #14 - Everyone Dies in a Haunted House

    S1:E15

    Four ghost-hunting heroes explore a haunted house. Can the brave of heart overcome the evil undead? Or is this an episode of Faster, Purple Worm! Kill! Kill! (2023)

    Director:Unknown
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  15. Faster, Purple Worm! Kill! Kill! Season 1 Episode 16 - Everyone Dies at the Temple of Lathander
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    #15 - Everyone Dies at the Temple of Lathander

    S1:E16

    Four desperate criminals attempt a daring heist. Can they steal enough gold to save their own skins? No. Because this is Faster, Purple Worm! Kill! Kill! (2023)

    Director:Unknown
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  16. Faster, Purple Worm! Kill! Kill! Season 1 Episode 17 - Everyone Dies Near a Hole
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    #16 - Everyone Dies Near a Hole

    S1:E17

    Four heroes are given the quest of slowing down the Tarrasque. Will they succeed? Signs point to no, because this is Faster, Purple Worm! Kill! Kill! (2023)

    Director:Unknown
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  17. Faster, Purple Worm! Kill! Kill! Season 1 Episode 18 - Everyone Dies in Wildspace
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    #17 - Everyone Dies in Wildspace

    S1:E18

    Four intrepid spelljammers come across a derelict ship floating in Wildspace. Can they save their crew before a sinister evil destroys them all? No, because this is Faster, Purple Worm! Kill! Kill! (2023)

    Director:Unknown
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  18. Faster, Purple Worm! Kill! Kill! Season 1 Episode 19 - Everyone Dies at a Resurrection
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    #18 - Everyone Dies at a Resurrection

    S1:E19

    Four family members try to recover a lost loved one with a dubious magical artifact. Will they get out of their deal with the Demon Lord and save their own souls? No, because this is Faster, Purple Worm! Kill! Kill! (2023)

    Director:Unknown
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  19. Faster, Purple Worm! Kill! Kill! Season 1 Episode 20 - Everyone Dies Eating Mushrooms
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    #19 - Everyone Dies Eating Mushrooms

    S1:E20

    Four adventurers find themselves magically transported to a Feywild beset by a terrible creature. Can they discover the cause of their fantastical malaise before agents of evil do their worst? No, because this is Faster, Purple Worm! Kill! Kill! (2023)

    Director:Unknown
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  20. Faster, Purple Worm! Kill! Kill! Season 1 Episode 6 - Everyone Dies in a Den of Snakes
    7.0/10(5 votes)

    #20 - Everyone Dies in a Den of Snakes

    S1:E6

    Four brave heroes try to arrange a peace agreement. Can they succeed? No. Because this is "Faster, Purple Worm. Kill. Kill!".

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Worst Episodes Summary

"Everyone Dies in the Styes" is the worst rated episode of "Faster, Purple Worm! Kill! Kill!". It scored /10 based on 0 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 11/16/2023. This episode scored 0.0 points lower than the second lowest rated, "Everyone Dies in a Dungeon".