The Worst Episodes of Get Smart

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   #1 - Ice Station Siegfried

   S5:E1312/19/1969

   99 and CIA agent Quigley run into Siegfried and Starker while on a case in Canada. Meanwhile, Max and the Chief are snowed in at Miami, thanks to a KAOS plot.

   Director:Reza Badiyi

   Writers:Chris Hayward, Arne Sultan

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   Director:Reza Badiyi

   Writers:Chris Hayward, Arne Sultan
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   #2 - Moonlighting Becomes You

   S5:E141/2/1970

   99 moonlights as the secretary of a radio personality to discover a secret KAOS code.

   Director:Alan Rafkin

   Writer:Chris Hayward

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   Director:Alan Rafkin

   Writer:Chris Hayward
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   #3 - House of Max (1)

   S5:E151/9/1970

   Max and 99 go to London to investigate a modern-day Jack the Ripper.

   Director:Anton Leader

   Writer:Chris Hayward

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   Director:Anton Leader

   Writer:Chris Hayward
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   #4 - House of Max (2)

   S5:E161/16/1970

   Max poses as a wax sculpture of Hitler to spy on a KAOS scientist who brings waxworks to life.

   Director:Anton Leader

   Writer:Chris Hayward

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   Director:Anton Leader

   Writer:Chris Hayward
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   #5 - Rebecca of Funny-Folk Farm

   S5:E171/23/1970

   Max is serving as a courier on board an airplane when he is forced to release his package from the plane, sending it to land on the roof of Hester Van Hooten's mansion. The only problem is Van Hooten hasn't allowed visitors to her house in 20 years and she and her brother aren't about to start now.

   Director:Charles R. Rondeau

   Writers:Lloyd Turner, Gordon Mitchell

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   Director:Charles R. Rondeau

   Writers:Lloyd Turner, Gordon Mitchell
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   #6 - The Mess of Adrian Listenger

   S5:E181/30/1970

   While attending the funeral of the latest Control Agent who was mysteriously killed,Max,99,and The Chief are shocked to find a carved Headstone with Max's name on it.

   Director:Charles R. Rondeau

   Writer:Chris Hayward

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   Director:Charles R. Rondeau

   Writer:Chris Hayward
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   #7 - Witness for the Execution

   S5:E192/6/1970

   Max is assigned to protect Kaos Agent Dietrich.Dietrich has turned informant,and will give testamony on the inner workings of Kaos that would put an end to Kaos.The only obstacle however is a man name Kibbee,a ruthless Kaos assassin who has never failed an assignment.Will Max be able to protect Dietrich,and himself from Kibbee also known as the Exterminator?

   Director:Alan Rafkin

   Writers:Lloyd Turner, Gordon Mitchell

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   Director:Alan Rafkin

   Writers:Lloyd Turner, Gordon Mitchell
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   #8 - How Green Was My Valet

   S5:E202/13/1970

   Dr. Harper dies, leaving the only sample of his rocket fuel behind and KAOS finds it first. Max and 99 have to pose as a valet and maid at the Bulmanian Embassy to recover the stolen fuel. When 99's mother can't babysit, the Chief and Larabee are forced to take care of the twins so the Smarts can go to work at the embassy. Meanwhile, Max must get into the wine cellar to find the fuel, but the only key is around the neck of the ambassador.

   Director:Unknown

   Writer:Unknown

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   #9 - And Only Two Ninety-Nine

   S5:E212/20/1970

   Max comes home from work one evening to find 99 in bed,with a back eye.99 explains it away as nothing.When he inquires about 99's visit to her Mother,99 says that she did'nt feel much like visiting her.This makes Max suspicious,and before he inquires about anything else,the telephone rings.It is the Chief who informs Max that the woman in his Apartment is not 99.This is true since the real 99 is in the Chiefs Office.The Chief lets 99 talk to Max on the telephone,and this confirms to Max that it is the real 99.The Chief will explain everything to Max in the Morning,but that Max should at the present time should pretend that the woman imposter is 99.99 herself explains to the Chief what had happened that morning.While some furnisher men were moving furniture into her,and Max's apartment,the imposter 99 pulls a gun on her.She then instructed 99 to accompany the moving men(who are Kaos agents)back to their secret place.In response 99 punched the imposter,thus giving her the black eye.She w

   Director:Don Adams

   Writer:Arne Sultan

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   Director:Don Adams

   Writer:Arne Sultan
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    #10 - Smartacus

    S5:E222/27/1970

    Max and the Chief investigate a series of security leaks that seem to be connected to a chain of spas.

    Director:Charles R. Rondeau

    Writers:Lloyd Turner, Gordon Mitchell

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    Director:Charles R. Rondeau

    Writers:Lloyd Turner, Gordon Mitchell
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    #11 - What's It All About, Algie?

    S5:E234/24/1970

    KAOS Agent Algernon DeGrasse owns a nursery that uses its plants to spy on important people in Washington. After a CONTROL agent disappears, Max goes to work in the nursery to crack the case. While he's working undercover as a Japanese gardener, 99 stocks up on plants for their apartment.

    Director:Don Adams

    Writers:Chris Hayward, Arne Sultan

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    Director:Don Adams

    Writers:Chris Hayward, Arne Sultan
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    #12 - Hello, Columbus - Goodbye, America

    S5:E245/1/1970

    CONTROL must persuade a decendent of Columbus not to sell America to KAOS.

    Director:Alan Rafkin

    Writer:Pat McCormick

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    Director:Alan Rafkin

    Writer:Pat McCormick
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    #13 - Do I Hear a Vaults?

    S5:E255/8/1970

    The Chief meets Smart at a public library to recover a book containing names and addresses of CONTROL agents. Max and Larrabee transport the book in an armored car to a bank vault, but Max accidentally locks the vault door on both the Chief and Larrabee. Guest Stars: Ned Glass, Herbert Voldand, Ann Summers, Robert Karvelas, George Sawaya

    Director:Alan Rafkin

    Writer:Chris Hayward

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    Writer:Chris Hayward
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    #14 - I Am Curiously Yellow

    S5:E265/15/1970

    A villian known as the Whip uses a special gong to hypnotize Max. When he is under the Whip's control, Max steals the NARCO 5-12. Later, with the help of the Chief and Larabee, Max is cured and captures the Whip.

    Director:Nicholas Webster

    Writers:Lloyd Turner, Gordon Mitchell

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    Director:Nicholas Webster

    Writers:Lloyd Turner, Gordon Mitchell
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    #15 - Leadside

    S4:E233/8/1969

    Wheelchair bound mastermind Leadside is caught in a robbery by Max and announces a three-part plan. Phase one, he will escape from Max. Phase two, he will destroy CONTROL. Phase three, he will kill Maxwell Smart. After Leadside follows through on Phases One and Two, Max holes up in his apartment, vowing "Leadside will only complete Phase Three over my dead body." This is one of my favorite episodes and Ronald Long is brilliant as Leadside. "My mother gave me Norman." The wheelchair in the back of the truck bit is still side-splittingly funny.

    Director:Gary Nelson

    Writers:Lloyd Turner, Gordon Mitchell

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    Director:Gary Nelson

    Writers:Lloyd Turner, Gordon Mitchell
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    #16 - Greer Window

    S4:E243/15/1969

    CONTROL corners KAOS Agent Klineschmidt in a house and attempts to take him alive. Before they can do that, he manages to shoot Max in the buttocks. Forced to stay at home, Max amuses himself by using binoculars to spy on the office building across the street. The office he's watching belongs to Otto Greer, who is a government contractor. Top secret papers have been disappearing from his office so the Chief assigns 99 to work undercover as secretary to Greer. Max keeps an eye on 99's progress and discovers too late that Greer is a KAOS agent planning to kill both of them.

    Director:Eddie Ryder

    Writers:Chris Hayward, Arne Sultan

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    Writers:Chris Hayward, Arne Sultan
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    #17 - Physician: Impossible

    S5:E911/21/1969

    Mistaken for a doctor and his nurse, Max and 99 are kidnapped and forced to operate on a wounded gangster. CONTROL is transporting vicious killer Big Eddie Little to jail by pretending to run in a marathon with him. Little breaks away from Max, but not before Max shoots him in the shoulder. Little gets away, vowing to kill Max. Max ignores his threats and goes to visit 99 and the twins in the hospital. Dressed in hospital scrubs, Max and 99 are taken for a doctor and nurse by KAOS and taken to a remote cabin to remove the bullet from Little's shoulder. Only by pretending to remove the bullet can Max escape from the cabin alive.

    Director:Alan Rafkin

    Writers:Lloyd Turner, Gordon Mitchell

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    Writers:Lloyd Turner, Gordon Mitchell
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    #18 - Mr. Big

    S1:E19/18/1965

    Mr. Big is blackmailing CONTROL: unless they pay him $100,000,000 he will use the ""Inthermo Ray"" to destroy the Statue of Liberty. Max teams up with Fang and a new partner, Agent 99, to stop Mr. Big.

    Director:Howard Morris

    Writers:Buck Henry, Mel Brooks

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    Director:Howard Morris

    Writers:Buck Henry, Mel Brooks
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    #19 - The Day They Raided the Knights

    S4:E161/11/1969

    When budget cuts hit CONTROL, 99 is on the list of agents to be laid off. She then finds a temporary job at a trading stamp redemption center, which also happens to be a KAOS munitions drop that is about to begin distribution of their latest weapon, a stereophonic pistol. 99 finds out what is going on and informs the Chief, but is captured before she can give the location. The Chief and Larabee eventually find the location, but are captured themselves. It is now up to Max to find and save them.

    Director:Reza Badiyi

    Writer:Rick Mittleman

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    Director:Reza Badiyi

    Writer:Rick Mittleman
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    #20 - The Apes of Rath

    S5:E1011/28/1969

    Several agents have been murdered by someone with incredible strength. The only clue is an empty banana peel. It is soon deduced that the killer is an ape. CONTROL agents are receiving bananas in the mail and then being murdered, completely puzzling CONTROL. What they don't know is KAOS is using Chucko, an ape made to look like a human being, as the assassin. The plot thickens when Max receives a banana in the mail and a new agent, Chuck Armstrong, is assigned as his protector. Unfortunately, Armstrong is actually Chucko the Ape. Before Max discovers Armstrong's real identity, Armstrong reverts back to Chucko and takes 99 to the roof of Max's building, just like in King Kong.

    Director:Richard Benedict

    Writers:Lloyd Turner, Gordon Mitchell

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    Writers:Lloyd Turner, Gordon Mitchell
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    #21 - The Decoy

    S2:E710/29/1966

    CONTROL makes KAOS believe that Max is carrying a secret code.

    Director:William Wiard

    Writers:Sydney Zelinka, Ronald Axe

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    Director:William Wiard

    Writers:Sydney Zelinka, Ronald Axe
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    #22 - Hoo Done It

    S2:E811/5/1966

    Max and Harry Hoo try to solve a murder of an agent in a tropical hotel, but their suspects keep turning into victims.

    Director:Gary Nelson

    Writers:Dee Caruso, Gerald Gardner

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    Director:Gary Nelson

    Writers:Dee Caruso, Gerald Gardner
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    #23 - Appointment in Sahara

    S2:E263/25/1967

    Once KAOS gets a nuclear bomb, they try to blackmail the world into disarmament, but Max and 99 are sent to save the day.

    Director:Don Adams

    Writers:Arne Sultan, Gary Clarke

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    Director:Don Adams

    Writers:Arne Sultan, Gary Clarke
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    #24 - Operation Ridiculous

    S3:E213/2/1968

    The Chief tells Max & 99 'Weeknews' magazine is doing a story on Control. Mr Fitzmaurice wants to accompany two Control agents on a case for his story. The Chief selects Max & 99.

    Director:James Komack

    Writer:Norman Paul

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    Director:James Komack

    Writer:Norman Paul
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    #25 - Hurray for Hollywood

    S4:E151/4/1969

    Max and 99 go undercover as actors Lawrence Hollywood and Viola Vain to learn how KAOS is using performances of a play to communicate with their agents.

    Director:Don Adams

    Writers:Chris Hayward, Arne Sultan

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    Director:Don Adams

    Writers:Chris Hayward, Arne Sultan