If You Stop and Think About It, Your Life’s a Lot Longer as an Old Guy Than a Kid! Whoa, Scary!!

You Guys!! Do You Even Have a Gintama?! (1)

You Guys!! Do You Even Have a Gintama?! (2)

Nobody with Naturally Wavy Hair Can be That Bad!

Watch Out! Weekly Shonen JUMP Sometimes Comes Out on Saturdays!

Make Friends You Can Call by Their Nicknames, Even When You're an Old Fart!

Keep Your Promise Even If It Kills You

Responsible Owners Should Clean Up After Their Pets!

There Is Butt a Fine Line Between Persistence and Stubbornness

Fighting Should Be Done With Fists!

Eat Something Sour When You're Tired!

Look, Overly Sticky Sweet Dumplings Are Not Real Dumplings, You Idiot!

People Who Make Good First Impressions Usually Suck!

If You're Going to Cosplay, Go All Out!

Boys Have a Weird Ritual that Makes Them Think They Turn Into Men When They Touch Frogs! / You Only Gotta Wash Under Your Armpits - Just the Armpits

Pets Resemble Their Owners!

Sons Only Take After Their Fathers' Negative Attributes

Oh Yeah! Our Crib is Number One!

Why is the Sea So Salty? Because You City Folk Pee Whenever You Go Swimming!

Watch Out For Conveyor Belts!

If You're a Man, Try the Swordfish / If You Go to Sleep With the Fan On, You'll Get a Stomachache, So Be Careful

Marriage is Prolonging an Illusion for Your Whole Life

When You're In a Fix, Keep On Laughing, Laughing...

Cute Faces Are Always Hiding Something

A Shared Soup Pot is a Microcosm of Life

Don't Be Shy - Just Raise Your Hand and Say It

Some Things Can’t Be Cut with a Sword

Good Things Never Come in Twos (But Bad Things Do)

Don’t Panic – There’s a Return Policy! / I Told You to Pay Attention to the News!

Even Teen Idols Act Like You Guys

You Always Remember the Things that Matter the Least

Life Moves on Like a Conveyor Belt

Mistaking Someone’s Name is Rude!

Love Doesn’t Require a Manual (1)

Love Doesn’t Require a Manual (2) / You Can't Judge a Person by His Appearance, Either

People with Dark Pasts Can't Shut Up

People Who Say that Santa Doesn’t Really Exist Actually Want to Believe in Him / Prayer Won't Make Your Worldly Desires Go Away! Control Yourself

Only Children Play in the Snow / Eating Ice Cream In Winter Is Awesome

Ramen Shops with Long Menus Never Do Well

Give a Thought to Planned Pregnancy

You Can't Judge a Movie by Its Title

You Know What Happens if You Pee on a Worm

Make Characters So Anybody Can Tell Who They Are by Just Their Silhouettes / Since It Ended a Bit Early, We're Starting the Next One

Mom’s Busy, Too, So Quit Complaining About What’s for Dinner

Walk Your Dog at an Appropriate Speed

Adults Only. We Wouldn’t Want Anyone Immature in Here

Do Cherries Come from Cherry Trees?

The More You're Alike, the More You Fight / Whatever You Play, Play to Win

A Life Without Gambling is Like Sushi Without Wasabi