All Adults are Instructors for All Children

The More Something Is Disliked, the More Lovely It Is

Rules Are Made to be Broken

Otaku Are Talkative

There's a Thin Line Between Strengths and Weaknesses

Important Things Are Hard To See

It’s All About the Beat and Timing

Love Is Often Played Out In Sudden Death

Kids Don’t Understand How Their Parents Feel

Some Things Are Better Left Unsaid

Life is a test

People Are All Escapees of Their Own Inner Prisons

Definitely Do Not Let Your Girlfriend See the Things You Use for Cross-Dressing / There's Almost a 100% Chance You’ll Forget Your Umbrella and Hate Yourself For It

A Birthday in Your Twenties Has No Deep Meaning / Lucky Is a Man Who Gets Up and Goes to Work

Cleaning the Toilet Cleanses the Soul

They Say Soy Sauce On Pudding Tastes Like Sea Urchin, But Soy Sauce On Pudding Only Tastes Like Pudding and Soy Sauce

Summer Vacation is the Most Fun Right Before It Begins

The Older, the Wiser

Beauty Is Like a Summer Fruit

Even if Your Back is Bent, Go Straight Forward

Within Each Box of Cigarettes, Are One or Two Cigarettes That Smell Like Horse Dung

Japanese Restaurants Abroad Taste Pretty Much Like School Cafeteria Lunches / Once You've Taken a Dish, You Can't Put It Back

Novices Only Need a Flathead and a Phillips

Imagination Is Nurtured In the 8th Grade

Always Keep a Screwdriver In Your Heart

When Nagging Goes Too Far It Becomes Intimidating

Entering the Final Chapter!

Some Things Can Only Be Conveyed Through the Written Word

Sometimes You Must Meet to Understand

Sometimes You Can’t Tell Just By Meeting Someone

Beware of Food You Pick Up Off the Ground

Cat Lovers and Dog Lovers Are Mutually Exclusive

Fights Often Ensue During Trips

Briefs Will Unavoidably Get Skidmarks

Gin and His Excellency's Good-for-Nothings

Be Very Careful When Using Ghost Stories

Before Thinking About the Earth, Think About the More Endangered Gintaman’s Future!

It's Your House, You Build It

99% of Men Aren't Confident in Confessing Their Love / People Who Don't Believe in Santa Are the Very Ones Who Want to Believe, You Contentious Bastard

Let's Talk About the Old Days Once in a While

Don't Put Your Wallet In Your Back Pocket

Beware of Those Who Use an Umbrella on a Sunny Day!

Butting Into a Fight is Dangerous

Life Is About Making Consecutive Decisions

Those Who Stand On Four Legs Are Beasts. Those Who Stand on Two Legs, Guts, and Glory, Are Men

Don’t Trust Bedtime Stories

The Color for Each Person’s Bond Comes in Various Colors

The Taste of Drinking Under Broad Daylight Is Something Special

Zip Up Your Fly Nice and Slowly

When Breaking a Chuubert in Half, the End with the Knob Should Be Better. It's Also Tasty to Drink from There

If You Can’t Beat Them, Join Them