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The Best Episodes of Green Acres Season 3

Every episode of Green Acres Season 3 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of Green Acres Season 3!

Green Acres is an American sitcom starring Eddie Albert and Eva Gabor as a couple who move from New York City to a rural country...
Genre:Comedy
Network:CBS

Season 3 Ratings Summary

"The Man For the Job" is the best rated episode of "Green Acres" season 3. It scored 7.9/10 based on 105 votes. Directed by Richard L. Bare and written by Jay Sommers, it aired on 9/6/1967. This episode is rated 0.0 points higher than the second-best, "Lisa's Jam Session".

  • The Man For the Job
    7.9/10105 votes

    #1 - The Man For the Job

    Season 3 Episode 1 - Aired 9/6/1967

    The committee to select a new state senator considers Oliver Douglas for the job.

    Director: Richard L. Bare

    Writer: Jay Sommers

  • Lisa's Jam Session
    7.9/1099 votes

    #2 - Lisa's Jam Session

    Season 3 Episode 2 - Aired 9/13/1967

    Oliver decides it would be a great idea for Lisa to make her own jam preserves.

    Director: Richard L. Bare

    Writer: Jay Sommers

  • Love Comes to Arnold Ziffel
    8.4/10106 votes

    #3 - Love Comes to Arnold Ziffel

    Season 3 Episode 3 - Aired 9/20/1967

    An unlikely but hilarious love affair between Arnold the pig and Cynthia the basset hound captivates the residents of Hooterville.

    Director: Richard L. Bare

    Writer: Jay Sommers

  • Oliver vs. the Phone Company
    8.1/10110 votes

    #4 - Oliver vs. the Phone Company

    Season 3 Episode 4 - Aired 9/27/1967

    Oliver starts a feud with the Hooterville Phone Company and launches a campaign to recall its management.

    Director: Richard L. Bare

    Writer: Jay Sommers

  • Oliver Takes Over the Phone Company
    7.9/10105 votes

    #5 - Oliver Takes Over the Phone Company

    Season 3 Episode 5 - Aired 10/4/1967

    Mr. Trendell turns over the keys of the Hooterville Phone Company to Oliver Douglas.

    Director: Richard L. Bare

    Writer: Jay Sommers

  • A Kind Word For the President
    8.0/1096 votes

    #6 - A Kind Word For the President

    Season 3 Episode 6 - Aired 10/11/1967

    Oliver sets out to accomplish to changes at the Hooterville Phone Company, now that he's president.

    Director: Richard L. Bare

    Writer: Jay Sommers

  • Don't Count Your Tomatoes Before They're Picked
    8.4/10107 votes

    #7 - Don't Count Your Tomatoes Before They're Picked

    Season 3 Episode 7 - Aired 10/18/1967

    Oliver sets out to harvest his tomato crops.

    Director: Richard L. Bare

    Writer: Jay Sommers

  • Eb Elopes
    8.0/10103 votes

    #8 - Eb Elopes

    Season 3 Episode 8 - Aired 10/25/1967

    Oliver and Lisa wake up one morning to find that their handyman has eloped.

    Director: Richard L. Bare

    Writer: Jay Sommers

  • The Thing
    8.0/10100 votes

    #9 - The Thing

    Season 3 Episode 9 - Aired 11/1/1967

    Oliver stops paying storage rates for an item that neither he nor Lisa can remember owning, and the unknown item is shipped to the farm.

    Director: Richard L. Bare

    Writer: Jay Sommers

  • Das Lumpen
    7.6/1097 votes

    #10 - Das Lumpen

    Season 3 Episode 10 - Aired 11/8/1967

    Lisa tells another war story - this one details how she saved Oliver from the Nazis during World War II and how their romance began.

    Director: Richard L. Bare

    Writer: Jay Sommers

  • Won't You Come Home, Arnold Ziffel?
    8.3/10102 votes

    #11 - Won't You Come Home, Arnold Ziffel?

    Season 3 Episode 11 - Aired 11/15/1967

    The residents of Hooterville are in an uproar when Arnold Ziffel the pig is missing.

    Director: Richard L. Bare

    Writer: Jay Sommers

  • Jealousy, English Style
    7.7/10100 votes

    #12 - Jealousy, English Style

    Season 3 Episode 12 - Aired 11/22/1967

    Oliver informs Lisa that he plans to attend a farm symposium without her.

    Director: Richard L. Bare

    Writer: Jay Sommers

  • Haney's New Image
    8.4/10110 votes

    #13 - Haney's New Image

    Season 3 Episode 13 - Aired 11/29/1967

    When Mr. Haney finds out first that the Douglas farm is the possible site for an interchange for a proposed new highway, he offers to buy back the farm.

    Director: Richard L. Bare

    Writer: N/A

  • Alf and Ralph Break Up
    8.3/10106 votes

    #14 - Alf and Ralph Break Up

    Season 3 Episode 14 - Aired 12/13/1967

    Ralph, the lady carpenter, runs away from home and stays with the Douglases after having a fight with her brother, Alf.

    Director: Richard L. Bare

    Writer: Jay Sommers

  • No Trespassing
    8.2/10109 votes

    #15 - No Trespassing

    Season 3 Episode 15 - Aired 12/20/1967

    Oliver shows symptoms of overwork, so Lisa talks him into going on a picnic.

    Director: Richard L. Bare

    Writer: Jay Sommers

  • Eb Returns
    7.8/10104 votes

    #16 - Eb Returns

    Season 3 Episode 16 - Aired 12/27/1967

    The Douglas' handyman returns home from his honeymoon and reveals that he did not get married.

    Director: Richard L. Bare

    Writer: Jay Sommers

  • Not Guilty
    8.2/10102 votes

    #17 - Not Guilty

    Season 3 Episode 17 - Aired 1/3/1968

    Eb is accused of taking $300 from Sam Drucker's safe when he shows up with a new car, which just happens to cost $300.

    Director: Richard L. Bare

    Writer: Jay Sommers

  • Home is Where You Run Away From
    8.0/10106 votes

    #18 - Home is Where You Run Away From

    Season 3 Episode 18 - Aired 1/10/1968

    A mysterious young boy shows up at the Douglas farm and claims to be from another world.

    Director: Richard L. Bare

    Writer: Jay Sommers

  • How to Suceed in Television Without Really Trying
    8.4/10110 votes

    #19 - How to Suceed in Television Without Really Trying

    Season 3 Episode 19 - Aired 1/24/1968

    Lisa invests $28 in a 10-year-old's "Electric Company;" to show his gratitude, the young wizard "electronificates" the Douglases' farm.

    Director: Richard L. Bare

    Writer: Jay Sommers

  • Arnold, Boy Hero
    8.5/10107 votes

    #20 - Arnold, Boy Hero

    Season 3 Episode 20 - Aired 1/31/1968

    Lisa and Oliver are taken hostage by two bank robbers who hide out in their farmhouse.

    Director: Richard L. Bare

    Writer: Jay Sommers

  • Flight to Nowhere
    8.4/10102 votes

    #21 - Flight to Nowhere

    Season 3 Episode 21 - Aired 2/7/1968

    As part of an agricultural exchange program, Oliver and other Hooterville farmers are offered a chance to join a chartered government flight to Europe.

    Director: Richard L. Bare

    Writer: Jay Sommers

  • My Mother, the Countess
    7.9/10105 votes

    #22 - My Mother, the Countess

    Season 3 Episode 22 - Aired 2/14/1968

    Lisa reveals that her mother, the Countess, is going to pay a visit to Green Acres.

    Director: Richard L. Bare

    Writer: Jay Sommers

  • The Spring Festival
    8.0/1096 votes

    #23 - The Spring Festival

    Season 3 Episode 23 - Aired 2/21/1968

    Spring fever sets in at Green Acres when Lisa sets out to produce a Spring festival celebration.

    Director: Richard L. Bare

    Writer: Jay Sommers

  • Our Son, the Barber
    8.0/10100 votes

    #24 - Our Son, the Barber

    Season 3 Episode 24 - Aired 2/28/1968

    Eb decides on a career as a barber and talks Oliver into putting him through a do-it-yourself mail-order barber college.

    Director: Richard L. Bare

    Writer: Jay Sommers

  • Oliver's Jaded Past
    8.0/10102 votes

    #25 - Oliver's Jaded Past

    Season 3 Episode 25 - Aired 3/6/1968

    Lisa reminds Oliver that he promised her a New York vacation if she stayed with him on the farm for two years.

    Director: Richard L. Bare

    Writer: Jay Sommers