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The Best Episodes of Green Acres Season 3

Every episode of Green Acres Season 3 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of Green Acres Season 3!

Green Acres is an American sitcom starring Eddie Albert and Eva Gabor as a couple who move from New York City to a rural country farm. Produced by Filmways as a sister show to Petticoat Junction, the series was first broadcast on CBS, from September 15, 1965 to April 27, 1971. Receiving solid ratings during its six-year run, Green Acres was cancelled in 1971 as part of the "rural purge" by CBS. The sitcom has been in syndication and is available in DVD and VHS releases. In 1997, the two-part episode "A Star Named Arnold is Born" was ranked #59 on TV Guide's 100 Greatest Episodes of All Time.

Genre:Comedy
Network:CBS

Season 3 Ratings Summary

The best episode of "Green Acres" season 3 is "The Man For the Job", rated 7.8/10 from 102 user votes. It was directed by Richard L. Bare and written by Jay Sommers. "The Man For the Job" aired on 9/6/1967 and is rated 0.0 point(s) higher than the second highest rated, "Lisa's Jam Session".

  • The Man For the Job
    7.8/10 102 votes

    #1 - The Man For the Job

    Season 3 Episode 1 - Aired 9/6/1967

    The committee to select a new state senator considers Oliver Douglas for the job.

    Director: Richard L. Bare

    Writer: Jay Sommers

  • Lisa's Jam Session
    7.8/10 97 votes

    #2 - Lisa's Jam Session

    Season 3 Episode 2 - Aired 9/13/1967

    Oliver decides it would be a great idea for Lisa to make her own jam preserves.

    Director: Richard L. Bare

    Writer: Jay Sommers

  • Love Comes to Arnold Ziffel
    8.3/10 102 votes

    #3 - Love Comes to Arnold Ziffel

    Season 3 Episode 3 - Aired 9/20/1967

    An unlikely but hilarious love affair between Arnold the pig and Cynthia the basset hound captivates the residents of Hooterville.

    Director: Richard L. Bare

    Writer: Jay Sommers

  • Oliver vs. the Phone Company
    8.1/10 107 votes

    #4 - Oliver vs. the Phone Company

    Season 3 Episode 4 - Aired 9/27/1967

    Oliver starts a feud with the Hooterville Phone Company and launches a campaign to recall its management.

    Director: Richard L. Bare

    Writer: Jay Sommers

  • Oliver Takes Over the Phone Company
    7.9/10 103 votes

    #5 - Oliver Takes Over the Phone Company

    Season 3 Episode 5 - Aired 10/4/1967

    Mr. Trendell turns over the keys of the Hooterville Phone Company to Oliver Douglas.

    Director: Richard L. Bare

    Writer: Jay Sommers

  • A Kind Word For the President
    7.9/10 92 votes

    #6 - A Kind Word For the President

    Season 3 Episode 6 - Aired 10/11/1967

    Oliver sets out to accomplish to changes at the Hooterville Phone Company, now that he's president.

    Director: Richard L. Bare

    Writer: Jay Sommers

  • Don't Count Your Tomatoes Before They're Picked
    8.3/10 105 votes

    #7 - Don't Count Your Tomatoes Before They're Picked

    Season 3 Episode 7 - Aired 10/18/1967

    Oliver sets out to harvest his tomato crops.

    Director: Richard L. Bare

    Writer: Jay Sommers

  • Eb Elopes
    8.0/10 99 votes

    #8 - Eb Elopes

    Season 3 Episode 8 - Aired 10/25/1967

    Oliver and Lisa wake up one morning to find that their handyman has eloped.

    Director: Richard L. Bare

    Writer: Jay Sommers

  • The Thing
    8.0/10 97 votes

    #9 - The Thing

    Season 3 Episode 9 - Aired 11/1/1967

    Oliver stops paying storage rates for an item that neither he nor Lisa can remember owning, and the unknown item is shipped to the farm.

    Director: Richard L. Bare

    Writer: Jay Sommers

  • Das Lumpen
    7.5/10 94 votes

    #10 - Das Lumpen

    Season 3 Episode 10 - Aired 11/8/1967

    Lisa tells another war story - this one details how she saved Oliver from the Nazis during World War II and how their romance began.

    Director: Richard L. Bare

    Writer: Jay Sommers

  • Won't You Come Home, Arnold Ziffel?
    8.3/10 98 votes

    #11 - Won't You Come Home, Arnold Ziffel?

    Season 3 Episode 11 - Aired 11/15/1967

    The residents of Hooterville are in an uproar when Arnold Ziffel the pig is missing.

    Director: Richard L. Bare

    Writer: Jay Sommers

  • Jealousy, English Style
    7.7/10 97 votes

    #12 - Jealousy, English Style

    Season 3 Episode 12 - Aired 11/22/1967

    Oliver informs Lisa that he plans to attend a farm symposium without her.

    Director: Richard L. Bare

    Writer: Jay Sommers

  • Haney's New Image
    8.3/10 107 votes

    #13 - Haney's New Image

    Season 3 Episode 13 - Aired 11/29/1967

    When Mr. Haney finds out first that the Douglas farm is the possible site for an interchange for a proposed new highway, he offers to buy back the farm.

    Director: Richard L. Bare

    Writer: N/A

  • Alf and Ralph Break Up
    8.3/10 104 votes

    #14 - Alf and Ralph Break Up

    Season 3 Episode 14 - Aired 12/13/1967

    Ralph, the lady carpenter, runs away from home and stays with the Douglases after having a fight with her brother, Alf.

    Director: Richard L. Bare

    Writer: Jay Sommers

  • No Trespassing
    8.1/10 107 votes

    #15 - No Trespassing

    Season 3 Episode 15 - Aired 12/20/1967

    Oliver shows symptoms of overwork, so Lisa talks him into going on a picnic.

    Director: Richard L. Bare

    Writer: Jay Sommers

  • Eb Returns
    7.7/10 99 votes

    #16 - Eb Returns

    Season 3 Episode 16 - Aired 12/27/1967

    The Douglas' handyman returns home from his honeymoon and reveals that he did not get married.

    Director: Richard L. Bare

    Writer: Jay Sommers

  • Not Guilty
    8.1/10 99 votes

    #17 - Not Guilty

    Season 3 Episode 17 - Aired 1/3/1968

    Eb is accused of taking $300 from Sam Drucker's safe when he shows up with a new car, which just happens to cost $300.

    Director: Richard L. Bare

    Writer: Jay Sommers

  • Home is Where You Run Away From
    8.1/10 103 votes

    #18 - Home is Where You Run Away From

    Season 3 Episode 18 - Aired 1/10/1968

    A mysterious young boy shows up at the Douglas farm and claims to be from another world.

    Director: Richard L. Bare

    Writer: Jay Sommers

  • How to Suceed in Television Without Really Trying
    8.4/10 107 votes

    #19 - How to Suceed in Television Without Really Trying

    Season 3 Episode 19 - Aired 1/24/1968

    Lisa invests $28 in a 10-year-old's "Electric Company;" to show his gratitude, the young wizard "electronificates" the Douglases' farm.

    Director: Richard L. Bare

    Writer: Jay Sommers

  • Arnold, Boy Hero
    8.4/10 104 votes

    #20 - Arnold, Boy Hero

    Season 3 Episode 20 - Aired 1/31/1968

    Lisa and Oliver are taken hostage by two bank robbers who hide out in their farmhouse.

    Director: Richard L. Bare

    Writer: Jay Sommers

  • Flight to Nowhere
    8.4/10 100 votes

    #21 - Flight to Nowhere

    Season 3 Episode 21 - Aired 2/7/1968

    As part of an agricultural exchange program, Oliver and other Hooterville farmers are offered a chance to join a chartered government flight to Europe.

    Director: Richard L. Bare

    Writer: Jay Sommers

  • My Mother, the Countess
    7.9/10 101 votes

    #22 - My Mother, the Countess

    Season 3 Episode 22 - Aired 2/14/1968

    Lisa reveals that her mother, the Countess, is going to pay a visit to Green Acres.

    Director: Richard L. Bare

    Writer: Jay Sommers

  • The Spring Festival
    8.0/10 93 votes

    #23 - The Spring Festival

    Season 3 Episode 23 - Aired 2/21/1968

    Spring fever sets in at Green Acres when Lisa sets out to produce a Spring festival celebration.

    Director: Richard L. Bare

    Writer: Jay Sommers

  • Our Son, the Barber
    7.9/10 98 votes

    #24 - Our Son, the Barber

    Season 3 Episode 24 - Aired 2/28/1968

    Eb decides on a career as a barber and talks Oliver into putting him through a do-it-yourself mail-order barber college.

    Director: Richard L. Bare

    Writer: Jay Sommers

  • Oliver's Jaded Past
    8.0/10 100 votes

    #25 - Oliver's Jaded Past

    Season 3 Episode 25 - Aired 3/6/1968

    Lisa reminds Oliver that he promised her a New York vacation if she stayed with him on the farm for two years.

    Director: Richard L. Bare

    Writer: Jay Sommers