6.6/1020 votes#1 - The Babysitter
Season 3 Episode 1 - Aired 12/9/2000
To watch a football match, Sabri and Jamel accept a babysitting gig — and wind up losing the baby. Aymé tries to seduce a nurse through hypnosis.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
6.3/1018 votes#2 - A Question of Paternity
Season 3 Episode 2 - Aired 12/16/2000
Charlotte's arrival infuriates Clara and delights Aymé, who doesn't know she's Strauss' daughter. Jamel attends an AA meeting to flirt with Marianne.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
6.1/1020 votes#3 - Keeping it in the Family
Season 3 Episode 3 - Aired 12/23/2000
Aymé is outraged when Sabri starts dating his mother. Jamel helps kidnap Strauss' beloved cow to save it from the slaughterhouse.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
6.5/1019 votes#4 - The Ski Trip
Season 3 Episode 4 - Aired 1/6/2001
When a famous TV host is hospitalized, Charlotte takes Clara, Aymé and Jamel skiing at his châlet. Strauss and Sabri try to promote their new invention.
Director: Marco Pauly
Writer: N/A
6.3/1018 votes#5 - The Noose
Season 3 Episode 5 - Aired 1/13/2001
Jamel tries to make Charlotte jealous with other dates and dramatic gestures, but it doesn't go as planned. Aymé helps Strauss settle a shady debt.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
6.3/1018 votes#6 - Life Insurance
Season 3 Episode 6 - Aired 1/20/2001
Believing it to be the ghost of François Mitterrand, Sabri follows orders from a mysterious voice in the pipes. Strauss fakes his death to escape debt.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
7.0/1018 votes#7 - The Wheelchair
Season 3 Episode 7 - Aired 1/27/2001
Aymé pretends he's paraplegic to win the affection of a pretty support group volunteer. Jamel wages war against a vending machine that took his money.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
7.0/1019 votes#8 - The Gift
Season 3 Episode 8 - Aired 2/3/2001
A well-intentioned plan to help Jamel get his mojo back backfires wildly. Clara and Sabri pose for Strauss, who's convinced he's an artistic genius.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
6.5/1018 votes#9 - The Kidnap
Season 3 Episode 9 - Aired 2/10/2001
Trouble strikes when Jamel, Aymé and Strauss recoup a suitcase of cash from a deceased patient. Sabri slyly trains for an oyster shucking competition.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
7.3/1019 votes#10 - Military Service
Season 3 Episode 10 - Aired 2/17/2001
After failing to avoid the draft, Sabri and Aymé find themselves faced with mandatory military service… and the consequences of trying to get out of it.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
7.1/1019 votes#11 - The Sales Rep
Season 3 Episode 11 - Aired 3/3/2001
Jamel tries to help Sabri get his money back from a swindling encyclopedia salesman — only to discover his own knack for scams is quite lucrative.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
6.2/1017 votes#12 - The Apartment
Season 3 Episode 12 - Aired 3/10/2001
Aymé gets a tattoo to impress Charlotte but attracts someone else's eye instead. Jamel reveals himself to be a solid stand-in for Sabri's lost dog.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
7.0/1020 votes#13 - The Nightclub
Season 3 Episode 13 - Aired 3/24/2001
A hip nightclub opens near the hospital, but the bouncer refuses to let a desperate Jamel in. Aymé becomes increasingly paranoid about his weird feet.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
6.6/1019 votes#14 - The Uniform
Season 3 Episode 14 - Aired 3/31/2001
A costume party takes an unexpected turn when Aymé's cop outfit finds him at a real police station. Sabri just wants someone to notice his new hair.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
6.5/1016 votes#15 - The Movie
Season 3 Episode 15 - Aired 4/7/2001
Overwhelmed with debt, Strauss hits his breaking point — and makes a new friend. Sabri finally lands a leading role, oblivious to the movie's genre.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
6.3/1017 votes#16 - The Collection
Season 3 Episode 16 - Aired 4/14/2001
As Sabri, Jamel and Aymé go to extreme lengths to keep the porno from airing, Strauss hunts for one last card to complete his Pokémon collection.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
6.8/1019 votes#17 - The Road Trip
Season 3 Episode 17 - Aired 4/21/2001
When the hospital director asks Aymé to drive his Jaguar to Nice, Strauss invites himself along. Sabri tricks Jamel into thinking he has a girlfriend.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
6.0/1017 votes#18 - The Novelist
Season 3 Episode 18 - Aired 4/28/2001
After passing off a patient's manuscript as his own to impress Charlotte, Jamel finds himself in too deep. Aymé's in denial about his latest conquest.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
6.6/1018 votes#19 - Acting President
Season 3 Episode 19 - Aired 5/5/2001
When a presidential candidate falls into a coma, Sabri — his exact lookalike — replaces him and wins the election, becoming leader of the Republic.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
7.0/1021 votes#20 - The Godfather
Season 3 Episode 20 - Aired 5/12/2001
Aymé's attempts to dump his girlfriend are thwarted when he learns she's the daughter of a dangerous mafia leader, who Sabri also happens to work for.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
The Best Episodes of H Season 3
Every episode of H Season 3 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of H Season 3!
At a dysfunctional hospital in Paris, three bumbling, eccentric medical employees embark on zany misadventures with surgical imprecision.
Genre:Comedy
Network:Canal+
Season 3 Ratings Summary
"The Babysitter" is the best rated episode of "H" season 3. It scored 6.6/10 based on 20 votes. Directed by N/A and written by N/A, it aired on 12/9/2000. This episode is rated 0.3 points higher than the second-best, "A Question of Paternity".