6.3/1025 votes#1 - Nice
Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 3/23/2003
A group of men spend their working days at a small hardware shop insulting customers. When Mike insults a customer who then tries to commit suicide, he vows to be friendly and helpful.
Director: N/A
Writer: Simon Nye
7.2/1021 votes#2 - Naked
Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 3/30/2003
Mike is annoyed by the gang's excitement over their new uniforms; at the same time, his girlfriend's mother comes to visit and attempts to seduce him.
Director: N/A
Writer: Simon Nye
6.2/1018 votes#3 - Bondage
Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 4/6/2003
Mike and his girlfriend try to enliven their sex life.
Director: N/A
Writer: Simon Nye
6.8/1019 votes#4 - Finger
Season 1 Episode 4 - Aired 4/13/2003
Mike's girlfriend tries to build a folding ironing board; Steve cuts off his finger.
Director: N/A
Writer: Simon Nye
6.5/1015 votes#5 - Women
Season 1 Episode 5 - Aired 4/20/2003
The Gang decide that not enough women shop in their store, so begin selling more things that will appeal to the oppisite sex, but to many women start shooping at the store.
Director: Ben Kellett
Writer: Simon Nye
6.7/1014 votes#6 - Hutch
Season 1 Episode 6 - Aired 4/27/2003
The Gang build a Rabbit Hutch and Rex's friends visit.
Director: Ben Kellett
Writer: Simon Nye
The Best Episodes of Hardware Season 1
Every episode of Hardware Season 1 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of Hardware Season 1!
Hardware is a British sitcom that aired on ITV from 2003 to 2004. Starring Martin Freeman, it was written and created by Simon Nye, the...
Genre:Comedy
Network:STV
Season 1 Ratings Summary
"Nice" is the best rated episode of "Hardware" season 1. It scored 6.3/10 based on 25 votes. Directed by N/A and written by Simon Nye, it aired on 3/23/2003. This episode is rated 0.9 points higher than the second-best, "Naked".