The Best Episodes of Home Movie: The Princess Bride Season 1

When I was your age, television was called books.

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I’ve hired you to help me start a war. It’s a prestigious line of work with a long and glorious history.

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I don’t mean to pry, but do you have six fingers on that right hand of yours?

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Never go in against a Sicillian when death is on the line.

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Anyone who says differently, is selling something.

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I’m not saying I’d like to build a summer home here, but the trees are actually quite lovely.

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I've got my country's five hundredth anniversary to plan, my wedding to arrange, my wife to murder, and Guilder to frame for it. I'm swamped.

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Who kills Prince Humperdinck? At the end? Somebody’s got to do it!

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Mawidge… Mawidge is what bwings us togewer today.

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Since the invention of the kiss, there have been five kisses that were rated the most passionate, the most pure. This one left them all behind.

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