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The Best Episodes of Hot in Cleveland Season 3

Every episode of Hot in Cleveland Season 3 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of Hot in Cleveland Season 3!

The Best Episodes of Hot in Cleveland Season 3

Three fabulous, eccentric, LA best friends of a certain age have their lives changed forever when their plane unexpectedly lands in Cleveland and they soon...

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  1. Background image for Elka's Choice
    7.5/10(2 votes)

    #1 - Elka's Choice

    S3:E1

    Elka faces a choice of three suitors: her fiancé, Fred ; her ex-boyfriend Max; and Bobby, the husband she thought was dead. Meanwhile, Victoria gets some mileage out of her marriage to Joy in a TV appearance.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  2. Background image for Beards
    8.2/10(4 votes)

    #2 - Beards

    S3:E2

    Victoria brings Joy, Melanie and Elka along for the ride when she's a guest speaker on a gay cruise, where Melanie has a surprise reunion with her estranged sister, and Victoria and Joy's lesbian facade could come crashing down when they meet the ship's handsome captain.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  3. Background image for Funeral Crashers
    7.5/10(2 votes)

    #3 - Funeral Crashers

    S3:E3

    Elka teaches the ladies how to go funeral crashing to find the dress lost by Melanie's dry cleaner; Elka has a reunion with a man from her past.

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    Director:Unknown
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    8.0/10(2 votes)

    #4 - Happy Fat

    S3:E4

    The ladies treat their neighbors to makeovers, while Elka adjusts to dating a younger man.

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    Director:Unknown
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  5. Background image for One Thing or a Mother
    8.0/10(2 votes)

    #5 - One Thing or a Mother

    S3:E5

    The ladies host a dinner party to solve their dating dilemmas, which include Roy's mother's hatred of Elka, Victoria's hand-model boyfriend and Melanie's boyfriend's resemblance to Winnie the Pooh.

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    Director:Unknown
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  6. Background image for How Did You Guys Meet, Anyway?
    8.0/10(2 votes)

    #6 - How Did You Guys Meet, Anyway?

    S3:E6

    How Did You Guys Meet, Anyway?

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  8. Background image for Two Girls and a Rhino
    8.0/10(2 votes)

    #7 - Two Girls and a Rhino

    S3:E7

    Joy and Elka camp out at the zoo to help save an endangered species of rhinoceros. Meanwhile, Melanie dates a senator; and Victoria goes out with a janitor.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  9. Background image for God and Football
    8.0/10(2 votes)

    #8 - God and Football

    S3:E8

    On Elka's (and Betty White's) 90th birthday, Melanie takes her to the Browns' locker room and ends up dating the kicker. Joy and Elka get some surprising medical news. And after a near-death experience Victoria's convinced that Elka is God.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  10. Background image for Love is Blind
    7.5/10(2 votes)

    #9 - Love is Blind

    S3:E9

    Victoria's daughter, Emmy, arrives for a visit with the news that she and Melanie's son, Will, are engaged. Meanwhile, Joy's blind boyfriend thinks she's 26; and Elka has a ball prank calling the New York Yankee's third baseman.

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    Director:Unknown
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  11. Background image for Life with Lucci
    5.7/10(3 votes)

    #10 - Life with Lucci

    S3:E10

    Victoria's enemy Susan Lucci comes looking for support after the cancellation of "All My Children," but Victoria warns her friends that the soap star is not to be trusted. Meanwhile, Elka talks hoops with Baron Davis of the NBA's Cleveland Cavaliers.

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    Director:Unknown
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  12. Background image for I'm with the Band
    7.0/10(2 votes)

    #11 - I'm with the Band

    S3:E11

    Victoria takes a trip down memory lane when her old flame Johnny Revere comes to Cleveland to record a song for charity. Meanwhile, Elka wants a lock of a singer's hair for a good cause; Joy wonders what life is like as a rock star; and Melanie chases a musical idol.

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    Director:Unknown
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  13. Background image for Lost Loves
    7.5/10(2 votes)

    #12 - Lost Loves

    S3:E12

    Valentine's Day inspires the women to look for their lost loves, including the man who jilted Joy at the altar.

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    Director:Unknown
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    8.0/10(2 votes)

    #13 - Tangled Web

    S3:E13

    The ladies seek refuge at a lake house after Victoria loses a poisonous spider that belongs to her ex-husband; Melanie's potential new beau turns out to be Joy's former fiancé.

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    Director:Unknown
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  15. Background image for Hot & Heavy
    7.5/10(2 votes)

    #14 - Hot & Heavy

    S3:E14

    Eyeing an opportunity to win a Newsie Award, Victoria dons a fat suit at Overeaters Anonymous, and Elka comes along to claim she lost 600 pounds. Meanwhile, Joy dates a man who's not exactly her type; and Melanie meets a new guy in an unusual place.

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    Director:Unknown
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  16. Background image for Rubber Ball
    7.0/10(2 votes)

    #15 - Rubber Ball

    S3:E15

    When Melanie, Joy, and Victoria try to join a prestigious Cleveland country club, they discover that Elka has a long history with the clubs president and he's bent on revenge.

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    Director:Unknown
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  17. Background image for Everything Goes Better With Vampires
    7.5/10(2 votes)

    #16 - Everything Goes Better With Vampires

    S3:E16

    Melanie dates a professor who makes her feel dumb; Victoria wants to get rid of the housekeeper; Elka's frustrated by her writing partner; Joy goes out with a guy she thinks is Rick Springfield.

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    Director:Unknown
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  18. Background image for Claus, Tails & High Pitched Males: Birthdates 3
    7.5/10(2 votes)

    #17 - Claus, Tails & High Pitched Males: Birthdates 3

    S3:E17

    On another round of "birthdates," Elka thinks her date is Santa Claus; Victoria is reunited with Capt. Lebeau; Melanie goes out with a guy with a high-pitched voice; and Joy is a man's first date since leaving the priesthood.

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    Director:Unknown
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  19. Background image for Cruel Shoes
    8.0/10(2 votes)

    #18 - Cruel Shoes

    S3:E18

    Victoria tries designing shoes and uses Melanie and Joy as runway models, but Elka is more anxious to see the latest in tracksuits. Meanwhile, Joy dates a man who lives life to the fullest.

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    Director:Unknown
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  20. Background image for Bye George, I Think He's Got It!
    8.0/10(2 votes)

    #19 - Bye George, I Think He's Got It!

    S3:E19

    Elka's twin sister returns for a visit; Joy accepts a proposal from her terminally ill boyfriend; a billionaire wants a makeover from Melanie and Victoria to make him attractive to women.

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    Director:Unknown
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  21. Background image for The Gateway Friend
    8.0/10(2 votes)

    #20 - The Gateway Friend

    S3:E20

    The ladies need to get a friend visiting from Los Angeles back together with her boyfriend—a popular Beverly Hills dermatologist—if they hope to ever have another appointment with him.

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    Director:Unknown
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  22. Background image for Some Like it Hot
    8.0/10(2 votes)

    #21 - Some Like it Hot

    S3:E21

    The cast and crew look back at the favorite moments and best bloopers from the third season.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  23. Background image for Storage Wars
    8.0/10(2 votes)

    #22 - Storage Wars

    S3:E22

    An abandoned storage unit up for bid contains an important historical artifact that calls for Artie Firestone's expertise. Meanwhile, Joy befriends a truck driver and learns how to operate a CB.

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  24. Background image for What's Behind the Door
    7.5/10(2 votes)

    #23 - What's Behind the Door

    S3:E23

    When Victoria wants to turn her cancelled soap opera into an app, she has to get the series creator on board. They enlist the cast, including the actor who played Honor St. Ravens ex-husband, to film a new episode picking up where the finale left off.

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  25. Background image for Blow Outs
    8.0/10(2 votes)

    #24 - Blow Outs

    S3:E24

    When Melanie's hair blow out lasts unusually long, Joy and Victoria demand to know who's blowing her. When Melanie tries to keep it a secret from them, tensions arise amongst our ladies and the two rival hairdressers at Elka's favorite salon.

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Season 3 Ratings Summary

"Elka's Choice" is the best rated episode of "Hot in Cleveland" season 3. It scored 7.5/10 based on 2 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 11/30/2011. This episode is rated 0.7 points higher than the second-best, "Beards".