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The Best Episodes of Hot in Cleveland Season 3

Every episode of Hot in Cleveland Season 3 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of Hot in Cleveland Season 3!

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Three fabulous, eccentric, LA best friends of a certain age have their lives changed forever when their plane unexpectedly lands in Cleveland and they soon rediscover themselves in this new "promised land."

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  1. #1 Fan Favorite
    Hot in Cleveland Season 3 Episode 13 - Tangled Web
    8.1/10(209 votes)

    S3:E13

    The ladies seek refuge at a lake house after Victoria loses a poisonous spider that belongs to her ex-husband; Melanie's potential new beau turns out to be Joy's former fiancé.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  2. Hot in Cleveland Season 3 Episode 2 - Beards
    8.0/10(239 votes)

    S3:E2

    Victoria brings Joy, Melanie and Elka along for the ride when she's a guest speaker on a gay cruise, where Melanie has a surprise reunion with her estranged sister, and Victoria and Joy's lesbian facade could come crashing down when they meet the ship's handsome captain.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  3. Hot in Cleveland Season 3 Episode 5 - One Thing or a Mother
    8.0/10(219 votes)

    S3:E5

    The ladies host a dinner party to solve their dating dilemmas, which include Roy's mother's hatred of Elka, Victoria's hand-model boyfriend and Melanie's boyfriend's resemblance to Winnie the Pooh.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  4. Hot in Cleveland Season 3 Episode 10 - Life with Lucci
    8.0/10(207 votes)

    S3:E10

    Victoria's enemy Susan Lucci comes looking for support after the cancellation of "All My Children," but Victoria warns her friends that the soap star is not to be trusted. Meanwhile, Elka talks hoops with Baron Davis of the NBA's Cleveland Cavaliers.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  5. Hot in Cleveland Season 3 Episode 15 - Rubber Ball
    8.0/10(214 votes)

    S3:E15

    When Melanie, Joy, and Victoria try to join a prestigious Cleveland country club, they discover that Elka has a long history with the clubs president and he's bent on revenge.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  6. Hot in Cleveland Season 3 Episode 16 - Everything Goes Better With Vampires
    8.0/10(218 votes)

    S3:E16

    Melanie dates a professor who makes her feel dumb; Victoria wants to get rid of the housekeeper; Elka's frustrated by her writing partner; Joy goes out with a guy she thinks is Rick Springfield.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  7. Hot in Cleveland Season 3 Episode 21 - Some Like it Hot
    8.0/10(166 votes)

    S3:E21

    The cast and crew look back at the favorite moments and best bloopers from the third season.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  8. Hot in Cleveland Season 3 Episode 6 - How Did You Guys Meet, Anyway?
    7.9/10(198 votes)

    S3:E6

    How Did You Guys Meet, Anyway?

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  9. Hot in Cleveland Season 3 Episode 9 - Love is Blind
    7.9/10(212 votes)

    S3:E9

    Victoria's daughter, Emmy, arrives for a visit with the news that she and Melanie's son, Will, are engaged. Meanwhile, Joy's blind boyfriend thinks she's 26; and Elka has a ball prank calling the New York Yankee's third baseman.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  10. Hot in Cleveland Season 3 Episode 23 - What's Behind the Door
    7.9/10(201 votes)

    S3:E23

    When Victoria wants to turn her cancelled soap opera into an app, she has to get the series creator on board. They enlist the cast, including the actor who played Honor St. Ravens ex-husband, to film a new episode picking up where the finale left off.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Alex Herschlag

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  11. Hot in Cleveland Season 3 Episode 20 - The Gateway Friend
    7.8/10(191 votes)

    S3:E20

    The ladies need to get a friend visiting from Los Angeles back together with her boyfriend—a popular Beverly Hills dermatologist—if they hope to ever have another appointment with him.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  12. Hot in Cleveland Season 3 Episode 17 - Claus, Tails & High Pitched Males: Birthdates 3
    7.6/10(197 votes)

    S3:E17

    On another round of "birthdates," Elka thinks her date is Santa Claus; Victoria is reunited with Capt. Lebeau; Melanie goes out with a guy with a high-pitched voice; and Joy is a man's first date since leaving the priesthood.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  13. Hot in Cleveland Season 3 Episode 24 - Blow Outs
    7.6/10(184 votes)

    S3:E24

    When Melanie's hair blow out lasts unusually long, Joy and Victoria demand to know who's blowing her. When Melanie tries to keep it a secret from them, tensions arise amongst our ladies and the two rival hairdressers at Elka's favorite salon.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  14. Hot in Cleveland Season 3 Episode 3 - Funeral Crashers
    7.5/10(210 votes)

    S3:E3

    Elka teaches the ladies how to go funeral crashing to find the dress lost by Melanie's dry cleaner; Elka has a reunion with a man from her past.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  15. Hot in Cleveland Season 3 Episode 8 - God and Football
    7.5/10(190 votes)

    S3:E8

    On Elka's (and Betty White's) 90th birthday, Melanie takes her to the Browns' locker room and ends up dating the kicker. Joy and Elka get some surprising medical news. And after a near-death experience Victoria's convinced that Elka is God.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  16. Hot in Cleveland Season 3 Episode 12 - Lost Loves
    7.5/10(179 votes)

    S3:E12

    Valentine's Day inspires the women to look for their lost loves, including the man who jilted Joy at the altar.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  17. Hot in Cleveland Season 3 Episode 18 - Cruel Shoes
    7.5/10(181 votes)

    S3:E18

    Victoria tries designing shoes and uses Melanie and Joy as runway models, but Elka is more anxious to see the latest in tracksuits. Meanwhile, Joy dates a man who lives life to the fullest.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  18. Hot in Cleveland Season 3 Episode 19 - Bye George, I Think He's Got It!
    7.5/10(188 votes)

    S3:E19

    Elka's twin sister returns for a visit; Joy accepts a proposal from her terminally ill boyfriend; a billionaire wants a makeover from Melanie and Victoria to make him attractive to women.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  19. Hot in Cleveland Season 3 Episode 22 - Storage Wars
    7.5/10(182 votes)

    S3:E22

    An abandoned storage unit up for bid contains an important historical artifact that calls for Artie Firestone's expertise. Meanwhile, Joy befriends a truck driver and learns how to operate a CB.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  20. Hot in Cleveland Season 3 Episode 4 - Happy Fat
    7.4/10(199 votes)

    S3:E4

    The ladies treat their neighbors to makeovers, while Elka adjusts to dating a younger man.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  21. Hot in Cleveland Season 3 Episode 14 - Hot & Heavy
    7.4/10(199 votes)

    S3:E14

    Eyeing an opportunity to win a Newsie Award, Victoria dons a fat suit at Overeaters Anonymous, and Elka comes along to claim she lost 600 pounds. Meanwhile, Joy dates a man who's not exactly her type; and Melanie meets a new guy in an unusual place.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  22. Hot in Cleveland Season 3 Episode 7 - Two Girls and a Rhino
    7.3/10(187 votes)

    S3:E7

    Joy and Elka camp out at the zoo to help save an endangered species of rhinoceros. Meanwhile, Melanie dates a senator; and Victoria goes out with a janitor.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  23. Hot in Cleveland Season 3 Episode 1 - Elka's Choice
    7.2/10(212 votes)

    S3:E1

    Elka faces a choice of three suitors: her fiancé, Fred ; her ex-boyfriend Max; and Bobby, the husband she thought was dead. Meanwhile, Victoria gets some mileage out of her marriage to Joy in a TV appearance.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  24. Hot in Cleveland Season 3 Episode 11 - I'm with the Band
    7.2/10(195 votes)

    S3:E11

    Victoria takes a trip down memory lane when her old flame Johnny Revere comes to Cleveland to record a song for charity. Meanwhile, Elka wants a lock of a singer's hair for a good cause; Joy wonders what life is like as a rock star; and Melanie chases a musical idol.

    Director:Unknown
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Season 3 Ratings Summary

"Tangled Web" is the best rated episode of "Hot in Cleveland" season 3. It scored 8.1/10 based on 209 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 3/7/2012. This episode is rated 0.1 points higher than the second-best, "Beards".