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The Best Episodes of Hot in Cleveland Season 3

Every episode of Hot in Cleveland Season 3 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of Hot in Cleveland Season 3!

Three fabulous, eccentric, LA best friends of a certain age have their lives changed forever when their plane unexpectedly lands in Cleveland and they soon...
Genre:Comedy
Network:TV Land

Season 3 Ratings Summary

"Elka's Choice" is the best rated episode of "Hot in Cleveland" season 3. It scored 7.2/10 based on 202 votes. Directed by N/A and written by N/A, it aired on 11/30/2011. This episode is rated 0.9 points higher than the second-best, "Beards".

  • Elka's Choice
    7.2/10202 votes

    #1 - Elka's Choice

    Season 3 Episode 1 - Aired 11/30/2011

    Elka faces a choice of three suitors: her fiancé, Fred ; her ex-boyfriend Max; and Bobby, the husband she thought was dead. Meanwhile, Victoria gets some mileage out of her marriage to Joy in a TV appearance.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Beards
    8.1/10232 votes

    #2 - Beards

    Season 3 Episode 2 - Aired 12/7/2011

    Victoria brings Joy, Melanie and Elka along for the ride when she's a guest speaker on a gay cruise, where Melanie has a surprise reunion with her estranged sister, and Victoria and Joy's lesbian facade could come crashing down when they meet the ship's handsome captain.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Funeral Crashers
    7.6/10201 votes

    #3 - Funeral Crashers

    Season 3 Episode 3 - Aired 12/14/2011

    Elka teaches the ladies how to go funeral crashing to find the dress lost by Melanie's dry cleaner; Elka has a reunion with a man from her past.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Happy Fat
    7.4/10191 votes

    #4 - Happy Fat

    Season 3 Episode 4 - Aired 12/21/2011

    The ladies treat their neighbors to makeovers, while Elka adjusts to dating a younger man.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • One Thing or a Mother
    8.0/10209 votes

    #5 - One Thing or a Mother

    Season 3 Episode 5 - Aired 12/28/2011

    The ladies host a dinner party to solve their dating dilemmas, which include Roy's mother's hatred of Elka, Victoria's hand-model boyfriend and Melanie's boyfriend's resemblance to Winnie the Pooh.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • How Did You Guys Meet, Anyway?
    8.0/10190 votes

    #6 - How Did You Guys Meet, Anyway?

    Season 3 Episode 6 - Aired 1/4/2012

    How Did You Guys Meet, Anyway?

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Two Girls and a Rhino
    7.4/10179 votes

    #7 - Two Girls and a Rhino

    Season 3 Episode 7 - Aired 1/11/2012

    Joy and Elka camp out at the zoo to help save an endangered species of rhinoceros. Meanwhile, Melanie dates a senator; and Victoria goes out with a janitor.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • God and Football
    7.6/10183 votes

    #8 - God and Football

    Season 3 Episode 8 - Aired 1/18/2012

    On Elka's (and Betty White's) 90th birthday, Melanie takes her to the Browns' locker room and ends up dating the kicker. Joy and Elka get some surprising medical news. And after a near-death experience Victoria's convinced that Elka is God.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Love is Blind
    8.0/10201 votes

    #9 - Love is Blind

    Season 3 Episode 9 - Aired 1/25/2012

    Victoria's daughter, Emmy, arrives for a visit with the news that she and Melanie's son, Will, are engaged. Meanwhile, Joy's blind boyfriend thinks she's 26; and Elka has a ball prank calling the New York Yankee's third baseman.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Life with Lucci
    8.2/10195 votes

    #10 - Life with Lucci

    Season 3 Episode 10 - Aired 2/1/2012

    Victoria's enemy Susan Lucci comes looking for support after the cancellation of "All My Children," but Victoria warns her friends that the soap star is not to be trusted. Meanwhile, Elka talks hoops with Baron Davis of the NBA's Cleveland Cavaliers.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • I'm with the Band
    7.2/10184 votes

    #11 - I'm with the Band

    Season 3 Episode 11 - Aired 2/8/2012

    Victoria takes a trip down memory lane when her old flame Johnny Revere comes to Cleveland to record a song for charity. Meanwhile, Elka wants a lock of a singer's hair for a good cause; Joy wonders what life is like as a rock star; and Melanie chases a musical idol.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Lost Loves
    7.6/10173 votes

    #12 - Lost Loves

    Season 3 Episode 12 - Aired 2/15/2012

    Valentine's Day inspires the women to look for their lost loves, including the man who jilted Joy at the altar.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Tangled Web
    8.2/10198 votes

    #13 - Tangled Web

    Season 3 Episode 13 - Aired 3/7/2012

    The ladies seek refuge at a lake house after Victoria loses a poisonous spider that belongs to her ex-husband; Melanie's potential new beau turns out to be Joy's former fiancé.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Hot & Heavy
    7.5/10185 votes

    #14 - Hot & Heavy

    Season 3 Episode 14 - Aired 3/14/2012

    Eyeing an opportunity to win a Newsie Award, Victoria dons a fat suit at Overeaters Anonymous, and Elka comes along to claim she lost 600 pounds. Meanwhile, Joy dates a man who's not exactly her type; and Melanie meets a new guy in an unusual place.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Rubber Ball
    8.0/10208 votes

    #15 - Rubber Ball

    Season 3 Episode 15 - Aired 3/21/2012

    When Melanie, Joy, and Victoria try to join a prestigious Cleveland country club, they discover that Elka has a long history with the clubs president and he's bent on revenge.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Everything Goes Better With Vampires
    8.1/10208 votes

    #16 - Everything Goes Better With Vampires

    Season 3 Episode 16 - Aired 3/28/2012

    Melanie dates a professor who makes her feel dumb; Victoria wants to get rid of the housekeeper; Elka's frustrated by her writing partner; Joy goes out with a guy she thinks is Rick Springfield.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Claus, Tails & High Pitched Males: Birthdates 3
    7.6/10186 votes

    #17 - Claus, Tails & High Pitched Males: Birthdates 3

    Season 3 Episode 17 - Aired 4/11/2012

    On another round of "birthdates," Elka thinks her date is Santa Claus; Victoria is reunited with Capt. Lebeau; Melanie goes out with a guy with a high-pitched voice; and Joy is a man's first date since leaving the priesthood.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Cruel Shoes
    7.6/10173 votes

    #18 - Cruel Shoes

    Season 3 Episode 18 - Aired 4/18/2012

    Victoria tries designing shoes and uses Melanie and Joy as runway models, but Elka is more anxious to see the latest in tracksuits. Meanwhile, Joy dates a man who lives life to the fullest.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Bye George, I Think He's Got It!
    7.6/10181 votes

    #19 - Bye George, I Think He's Got It!

    Season 3 Episode 19 - Aired 4/25/2012

    Elka's twin sister returns for a visit; Joy accepts a proposal from her terminally ill boyfriend; a billionaire wants a makeover from Melanie and Victoria to make him attractive to women.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The Gateway Friend
    8.0/10183 votes

    #20 - The Gateway Friend

    Season 3 Episode 20 - Aired 5/2/2012

    The ladies need to get a friend visiting from Los Angeles back together with her boyfriend—a popular Beverly Hills dermatologist—if they hope to ever have another appointment with him.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Some Like it Hot
    8.0/10158 votes

    #21 - Some Like it Hot

    Season 3 Episode 21 - Aired 5/9/2012

    The cast and crew look back at the favorite moments and best bloopers from the third season.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Storage Wars
    7.6/10173 votes

    #22 - Storage Wars

    Season 3 Episode 22 - Aired 5/16/2012

    An abandoned storage unit up for bid contains an important historical artifact that calls for Artie Firestone's expertise. Meanwhile, Joy befriends a truck driver and learns how to operate a CB.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • What's Behind the Door
    8.0/10191 votes

    #23 - What's Behind the Door

    Season 3 Episode 23 - Aired 5/30/2012

    When Victoria wants to turn her cancelled soap opera into an app, she has to get the series creator on board. They enlist the cast, including the actor who played Honor St. Ravens ex-husband, to film a new episode picking up where the finale left off.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Alex Herschlag

  • Blow Outs
    7.7/10175 votes

    #24 - Blow Outs

    Season 3 Episode 24 - Aired 6/6/2012

    When Melanie's hair blow out lasts unusually long, Joy and Victoria demand to know who's blowing her. When Melanie tries to keep it a secret from them, tensions arise amongst our ladies and the two rival hairdressers at Elka's favorite salon.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A