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The Best Episodes of Hot in Cleveland Season 5

Every episode of Hot in Cleveland Season 5 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of Hot in Cleveland Season 5!

Three fabulous, eccentric, LA best friends of a certain age have their lives changed forever when their plane unexpectedly lands in Cleveland and they soon...
Genre:Comedy
Network:TV Land

Season 5 Ratings Summary

"Stayin' Alive" is the best rated episode of "Hot in Cleveland" season 5. It scored 8.5/10 based on 228 votes. Directed by N/A and written by N/A, it aired on 3/26/2014. This episode is rated 1.0 points higher than the second-best, "Surprise!".

  • Stayin' Alive
    8.5/10228 votes

    #1 - Stayin' Alive

    Season 5 Episode 1 - Aired 3/26/2014

    After Victoria's husband, Emmet, escapes from prison, Victoria and the other women go to a hideout that Elka knows. When they arrive, they discover the hideout is not-so-secret and already occupied by other criminals.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Surprise!
    7.5/10136 votes

    #2 - Surprise!

    Season 5 Episode 2 - Aired 4/2/2014

    Melanie shocks Alec with the news that she's pregnant; an FBI agent keeps an eye on the women in the wake of Emmet's disappearance; Joy learns that men now find her irresistible.

    Director: Shelley Jensen

    Writer: N/A

  • Dr. Who?
    7.2/10132 votes

    #3 - Dr. Who?

    Season 5 Episode 3 - Aired 4/9/2014

    Joy's baby daddy Simon meets his son and grandson for the very first time as they pretend to be a happy family to get Wilbur into a prestigious pre-school. Melanie and Elka try to find the perfect doctor.

    Director: Shelley Jensen

    Writer: Aaron Shure

  • The Undead
    7.4/10126 votes

    #4 - The Undead

    Season 5 Episode 4 - Aired 4/16/2014

    Elka throws a fake funeral for Victoria so she can join her husband in hiding. Her nemesis, Susan Lucci attends. Simon and Joy face a dilemma in their relationship.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Elka Takes a Lover
    7.2/10132 votes

    #5 - Elka Takes a Lover

    Season 5 Episode 5 - Aired 4/23/2014

    On the eve of Victoria's big movie premiere, Emmy visits with some surprising news while Elka announces she's taken a younger lover.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Rusty Banks Rides Again
    7.4/10127 votes

    #6 - Rusty Banks Rides Again

    Season 5 Episode 6 - Aired 4/30/2014

    Victoria wants to get nominated for an Oscar, so she gets her friends to convince Academy members to nominate her. Melanie is assigned a teen idol, Joy is assigned an indie darling, and Elka reunites with Roy.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The One with George Clooney
    7.6/10129 votes

    #7 - The One with George Clooney

    Season 5 Episode 7 - Aired 5/7/2014

    The women attempt to adopt a dog but a shelter volunteer manages ruin their plans. Elka's relationships with Mamie and Roy take a surprising twist.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Brokeback Elka
    7.8/10132 votes

    #8 - Brokeback Elka

    Season 5 Episode 8 - Aired 5/14/2014

    Melanie uses an illness to get tickets to a sold-out concert. Meanwhile, Victoria becomes suspicious of an online acquaintance.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Bad George Clooney
    7.4/10123 votes

    #9 - Bad George Clooney

    Season 5 Episode 9 - Aired 6/4/2014

    The ladies take their depressed puppy, George Clooney, to Dr. Deb, a pet therapist who has her own radio show. Dr. Deb blames the women for George’s bad behavior and gives them assignments to better their lives and their dog’s.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Bucket: We're Going to New York
    7.6/10135 votes

    #10 - Bucket: We're Going to New York

    Season 5 Episode 10 - Aired 6/11/2014

    Victoria resolves to come clean about something to her longtime friend, Maddie Banks, but gets cold feet in this KIRSTIE crossover episode. Melanie, Joy, and Elka cross things off their bucket lists.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Undercover Lovers
    7.5/10118 votes

    #11 - Undercover Lovers

    Season 5 Episode 11 - Aired 6/18/2014

    Lines get blurred when Joy and Bob go undercover as a couple and Elka gets a political rival.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • I Just Met the Man I'm Going to Marry
    7.8/10116 votes

    #12 - I Just Met the Man I'm Going to Marry

    Season 5 Episode 12 - Aired 6/25/2014

    The women fly to Los Angeles to watch Victoria announce the Oscar nominations. Elka gets campaign advice from a statistics expert, Victoria has nerves over the unknown, and Joy meets the man she’s going to marry.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • People Feeding People
    7.6/10122 votes

    #13 - People Feeding People

    Season 5 Episode 13 - Aired 7/2/2014

    Elka needs Ross Barkley’s endorsement for City Council so Melanie gets strong-armed into going on a date with him. Meanwhile, Joy hides her feelings for Mitch while he tries to get over Melanie.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Murder House
    7.3/10152 votes

    #14 - Murder House

    Season 5 Episode 14 - Aired 7/2/2014

    During a super storm, the ladies get stuck in the house with some unwanted guests: Victoria's island boyfriend, Melanie's downer friend and Joy's mother. Elka thinks the ghost of a murdered woman has come back, seeking revenge.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Playmates
    8.0/10141 votes

    #15 - Playmates

    Season 5 Episode 15 - Aired 7/9/2014

    Elka decides to write and direct a play about their life in Cleveland and the ladies are surprised and upset on how they are portrayed.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Auction Heroes
    7.7/10126 votes

    #16 - Auction Heroes

    Season 5 Episode 16 - Aired 7/16/2014

    Joy decides to finally tell Mitch how she feels but a handsome dating coach gets in the way. Victoria is surprisingly taken with a very Clevelandy screenwriter.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Straight Outta Cleveland
    7.7/10154 votes

    #17 - Straight Outta Cleveland

    Season 5 Episode 17 - Aired 7/23/2014

    Victoria gets a visit from the son she always forgets and Joy and Mitch debate their compatibility.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The Animated Episode
    6.7/10183 votes

    #18 - The Animated Episode

    Season 5 Episode 18 - Aired 7/30/2014

    In an animated episode, the women endure dodgy beauty treatments, zombies, and a Cleveland that still has LeBron.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Strange Bedfellows
    7.7/10124 votes

    #19 - Strange Bedfellows

    Season 5 Episode 19 - Aired 8/6/2014

    Things heat up between Victoria & J.J. and Melanie & Donald during Elka’s City Council debate against Councilman Powell.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The Italian Job
    7.7/10126 votes

    #20 - The Italian Job

    Season 5 Episode 20 - Aired 8/13/2014

    The women go to Melanie's radio co-host for advice, making Melanie feel slighted; Victoria meets J.J.'s family.

    Director: John Whitesell

    Writer: Sebastian Jones

  • Mystery Date: Oscar Edition
    8.0/10122 votes

    #21 - Mystery Date: Oscar Edition

    Season 5 Episode 21 - Aired 8/20/2014

    While deciding on who will be her "plus one" for the Oscars, Victoria must choose between Melanie and Joy, forcing the two to compete.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Win Win
    8.2/10126 votes

    #22 - Win Win

    Season 5 Episode 22 - Aired 8/27/2014

    Victoria is up for an Academy Award; Elka faces a City Council election; Melanie gets a visit from her mother.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Don Elka
    7.7/10114 votes

    #23 - Don Elka

    Season 5 Episode 23 - Aired 9/3/2014

    Simon sneaks back into Joy's life; Elka gets carried away with some new-found power.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The Bachelors
    8.1/10128 votes

    #24 - The Bachelors

    Season 5 Episode 24 - Aired 9/10/2014

    Every year, on their collective birthday, the women set each other up on blind dates.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A