The Sergeant Major tries to train the concert party to lower the flag at sunset.

The concert party take refuge from a rainstorm in a ruined temple and fall victim to a fanatical native sect.

The concert party's plane makes a crash landing, and the men realise they could be behind enemy lines.

When the army runs out of "that stuff they put in our tea" the men cannot stop thinking about women. Colonel Reynolds tries to see Mrs Waddilove-Evans when her husband is not home.

The Sergeant Major is determined to find out who replaced the camp's Union Jack with an Indian flag.

A snake-charmer's cobra goes missing and is found in the Sergeant Major's quarters.

A performance in the Kama Sutra Club gets the concert party and the Battery Sergeant Major into trouble.

Sergeant Williams tempts the wrath of the gods by ejecting a revered holy man from the parade ground.