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The comic adventures of a group of misfits who form an extremely bad concert party touring the hot and steamy jungles of Burma entertaining the...

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  1. 6.6/10(34 votes)

    #1 - The Stars Look Down

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    S6:E1

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  2. 6.9/10(28 votes)

    #2 - We Are Not Amused

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    S4:E7

    A pageant, written by Captain Ashwood, might offend the Indian assistant to the District Officer.

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  3. 7.0/10(31 votes)

    #3 - Flight to Jawani

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    S4:E6

    Men from a remote RAF base get too excited when the concert party puts on a show.

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  4. 7.0/10(27 votes)

    #4 - The Big League

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    S6:E2

    After a drunken incident, the men try to make up with the local population by organising a football match.

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  5. 7.0/10(26 votes)

    #5 - The Big Payroll Snatch

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    S6:E3

    When the men from the concert party are guarding the Army payroll, a local bandit leader tries to lure the Sergeant Major away from the camp.

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  6. 7.0/10(27 votes)

    #6 - Never the Twain Shall Meet

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    S8:E5

    Now that the war is over, the natives return to their village. They want the men from the Concert Party to move out so that they can return to their homes. Sergeant Major Williams insists on dealing with them in a less than diplomatic fashion.

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  8. 7.2/10(29 votes)

    #7 - The Pay-Off

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    S5:E3

    The men of the Royal Artillery Concert Party put on a show for Burmese bandits.

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  9. 7.3/10(40 votes)

    #8 - A Star is Born

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    S1:E4

    Gunner Parkin is "removed" from the concert party. The Sergeant Major plots to have the rest of the gang sent "up the jungle".

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  10. 7.3/10(35 votes)

    #9 - The Grand Illusion

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    S3:E4

    Sergeant Major Williams finds that bragging about his troops can get him into trouble.

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  11. 7.3/10(31 votes)

    #10 - A Fate Worse Than Death

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    S4:E3

    The members of the concert party try to find the kidnapped Mrs Waddilove-Evans.

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  12. 7.3/10(31 votes)

    #11 - Front Line Entertainers

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    S5:E1

    When the men get sent up the jungle, they find that some Australian soldiers have not vacated their camp, as was ordered.

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  13. 7.3/10(27 votes)

    #12 - Puddings From Heaven

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    S5:E4

    When the men discover a way to get food dropped illegally, they get into trouble. The food (puddings) were meant for some senior officers.

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  14. 7.3/10(28 votes)

    #13 - The Superstar

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    S5:E5

    The Concert Party members are made to feel redundant when a talented new arrival steals the limelight.

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  15. 7.4/10(33 votes)

    #14 - The Supremo Show

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    S3:E1

    While the officers are out of the way in hospital, Williams takes the opportunity to post the concert party up the jungle but is forced to bring them back to stage a special performance.

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  16. 7.4/10(29 votes)

    #15 - Bridge Over the River Hipong

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    S5:E2

    While they are still having trouble adapting to the jungle, the members of the concert party get the task of building a bridge.

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  17. 7.4/10(29 votes)

    #16 - The Eternal Quadrangle

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    S5:E6

    Gunner Parkins has fallen in love with a pretty Burmese girl from the local village – the same girl that Captain Ashwood and Sergeant Major Williams have been visiting. Then, Gunner Sugden has something to say...

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  18. 7.4/10(27 votes)

    #17 - The Dhobi Wallahs

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    S6:E4

    Trapped behind enemy lines, the members of the concert party have to disguise themselves as dhobi wallahs.

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  19. 7.4/10(25 votes)

    #18 - Money Talks

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    S8:E2

    When Gunner Graham stands to inherit some money, everybody wants to give him financial advice.

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  20. 7.5/10(53 votes)

    #19 - My Lovely Boy

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    S1:E2

    Rangi Ram notices that Gunner Parkins and the Sergeant Major both have a photograph of the same woman next to their beds. It's Parky's mother and the only woman the Sergeant Major ever loved. Rangi tells the Sergeant Major, who jumps to the conclusion that Parky is his son. Gunner Parkins is about to be posted 'up the jungle'. Williams tries to think of a way of preventing this from happening. He decides to arrange for Parky to become a member of the Concert Party, as a ventriloquist. News of the German surrender and the end of the war in Europe reaches the camp.

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  21. 7.5/10(50 votes)

    #20 - The Mutiny of the Punka Wallahs

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    S1:E3

    It's decided that all of the Punkah Wallahs in the camp should be replaced with electric fans. When the Punkah Wallahs hear about this, they all go on strike. The local electricity workers walk out in sympathy, so the camp is suddenly without power. Then the workers at the telephone exchange go on strike. Gunner Solomons comes up with a plan to settle the dispute and reinstate the Punkah Wallahs

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  22. 7.5/10(38 votes)

    #21 - The Curse of the Sadhu

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    S2:E5

    Sergeant Williams tempts the wrath of the gods by ejecting a revered holy man from the parade ground.

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  23. 7.5/10(28 votes)

    #22 - Holidays at Home

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    S6:E6

    Colonel Reynolds and Captain Ashwood are away, leaving the Sergeant Major to put the concert party on a torturous thirsty jungle-survival course, and he puts them on a charge when writing a complaining note. Later, Lofty dreams about the HMS Bounty in Amsterdam and Hague in Holland.

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  24. 7.5/10(28 votes)

    #23 - That's Entertainment?

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    S7:E1

    The Sgt Major makes a decision guaranteed to cause uproar when he picks a Scottish audience to watch a special English performance.

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  25. 7.5/10(24 votes)

    #24 - The Last Warrior

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    S8:E4

    Whilst playing the RMS Lollipop, The Concert Party hear that Japan has surrendred on the S.S. Mersury and the Second World War is over. One single Japanese soldier has not heard the news that Japan has surrendered.

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  26. 7.6/10(27 votes)

    #25 - Twenty-One Today

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    S4:E8

    Gunner Parkins turns twenty-one. Sergeant Major Williams wants to give him a present.

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Worst Episodes Summary

"The Stars Look Down" is the worst rated episode of "It Ain't Half Hot Mum". It scored 6.6/10 based on 34 votes. Directed by N/A and written by N/A, it aired on 10/23/1978. This episode scored 0.3 points lower than the second lowest rated, "We Are Not Amused".