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The Best Episodes of Keeping Up Appearances

Hyacinth Bucket (whose name, she insists, is pronounced "Bouquet") is a suburban housewife in the West Midlands. She would be the first to tell you...

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  1. 8.5/10(348 votes)

    #1 - What To Wear When Yachting

    S3:E7

    Hyacinth and Richard spend the weekend on a yacht.

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    Director:Harold Snoad
    Writer:N/A
  2. 8.4/10(294 votes)

    #2 - A Riverside Picnic

    S5:E4

    Hyacinth organises a riverside picnic, much to the despair of those invited. Despite Emett's and the Vicar's best efforts to tell Hyacinth they are unable to attend, they find getting out of Hyacinth's function impossible. As always, Hyacinth's plans of perfection are shattered when a digger dumps dirt in her chosen location for the picnic.

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    Director:Harold Snoad
    Writer:Roy Clarke
  3. 8.3/10(379 votes)

    #3 - Driving Mrs. Fortescue

    S2:E2

    Hyacinth and Richard drive a wealthy Mrs Fortescue into town, however Hyacinth's plans to impress are crushed by her family when Daisy and Rose flag down the Buckets for a lift. Eventually to Hyacinth's dismay, this leads to Mrs Fortescue playing darts with Onslow in a public house.

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    Director:Harold Snoad
    Writer:Roy Clarke
  4. 8.3/10(296 votes)

    #4 - Please Mind Your Head

    S4:E6

    Hyacinth and Richard are settling into their new country apartment, but Richard is less than enthused with its diminutive size. It's already cramped enough as it is for two, but when Hyacinth invites friends over, it becomes unbearably tiny!

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    Director:Harold Snoad
    Writer:Roy Clarke
  5. 8.2/10(294 votes)

    #5 - How to Go on Holiday without Really Trying

    S3:E4

    Hyacinth takes a trip to the travel agents for some "quality" holiday brochures. Afterwards, Onslow decides to take Richard in hand and show him how to 'enjoy' life.

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    Director:Harold Snoad
    Writer:N/A
  6. 8.2/10(296 votes)

    #6 - Hyacinth is Alarmed

    S5:E3

    Richard is terrified to wake up to see Hyacinth smiling at him; he later realises he has forgotten his and Hyacinth's wedding anniversary. Richard then decides to have an alarm system installed, claiming it is Hyacinth's "surprise" anniversary present.

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    Director:Harold Snoad
    Writer:Roy Clarke
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  8. 8.0/10(311 votes)

    #7 - The Three-Piece Suite

    S2:E9

    Hyacinth is very excited at the prospect of having her new three piece suite, an exact replica of the one at Sandringham House, delivered. She will also give Daisy and Onslow her old suite, provided they pick it up themselves. But of course these two events are likely to collide at some point, creating an insurmountable disaster.

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    Director:Harold Snoad
    Writer:Roy Clarke
  9. 8.0/10(276 votes)

    #8 - Country Retreat

    S4:E2

    Hyacinth wants “a little place in the country”, however her heart is not set on little. An old farmer with a speech impediment causes much difficulty for Hyacinth when out looking at property, and seems to take a liking to her.

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    Director:Harold Snoad
    Writer:Roy Clarke
  10. 8.0/10(254 votes)

    #9 - Country Estate Sale

    S5:E6

    Richard is not looking forward to going to a country house sale with Hyacinth as he believes she will spend beyond their limit. Liz and brother Emmett are also going to the sale, and are devastated when they realise Hyacinth is there. Meanwhile, a Mrs Braddock has commandeered Onslow’s car and is impersonating his dog, which has gone missing.

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    Director:Harold Snoad
    Writer:Roy Clarke
  11. 8.0/10(242 votes)

    #10 - The Hostess

    S5:E10

    Hyacinth has put an advert in the local newspaper to teach people social etiquette, however an excited Hyacinth does not quite get what she expected.

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    Director:Harold Snoad
    Writer:Roy Clarke
  12. 7.9/10(374 votes)

    #11 - The Charity Shop

    S1:E4

    It is Liz and Hyacinth's day to help Mrs Nugent at the charity shop, and on their way there, Hyacinth has to make a visit to Onslow and Daisy's to remove a woman (played by Gretchen Franklin) from Daddy's room, refusing to leave. Meanwhile Rose intends to give up men, and arrives at the charity shop to donate her raunchy underwear.

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    Director:Harold Snoad
    Writer:Roy Clarke
  13. 7.9/10(352 votes)

    #12 - A Strange Man

    S2:E1

    Hyacinth is shocked to see a strange man wearing only a towel emerge from Elizabeth's house, thus she tells Richard they will have to move house. However her opinions change when discovering who the man really is. Meanwhile Daddy has gone missing.

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    Writer:Roy Clarke
  14. 7.9/10(341 votes)

    #13 - Hyacinth Tees Off

    S2:E4

    The Major invites the Buckets for a golfing weekend at a luxury hotel. All is well until Onslow and Daisy turn up unexpectedly to collect Rose after she has spent a raunchy weekend away with a Mr Smith. Inevitably, when Hyacinth realises her family are there, she fears for her social standing. Adding to her dilemma is the amorous intentions of the Major.

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    Writer:Roy Clarke
  15. 7.9/10(302 votes)

    #14 - A Picnic For Daddy

    S2:E10

    Hyacinth arranges a picnic for Daddy, but things go awry when the senile old man decides to test-drive the Buckets' car. Thus Hyacinth has to ride in Onslow's, as a car chase gets underway.

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    Writer:Roy Clarke
  16. 7.9/10(297 votes)

    #15 - Violet's Country Cottage

    S3:E3

    Hyacinth gets a chance to try some social climbing while borrowing her sister Violet's cottage for the weekend.

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  17. 7.9/10(274 votes)

    #16 - Richard's New Hobby

    S3:E5

    Hyacinth decides that Richard should get a new hobby... and so insists he uses the camera that his boss presented to him when he retired!

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  18. 7.9/10(262 votes)

    #17 - Looking At Properties

    S4:E5

    Richard panics when leaving Hyacinth to browse country property without him, fearing she will purchase something they cannot afford, as he collects "Daddy" from a police station. Finally Hyacinth decides on a country property.

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    Director:Harold Snoad
    Writer:Roy Clarke
  19. 7.9/10(256 votes)

    #18 - Let There Be Light

    S4:E7

    It is the "bring and buy" sale at the Church hall and the Church goers are in for a shock because Hyacinth has volunteered Richard to fix the Church hall electrics, despite his lack of electrical capabilities. Meanwhile Onslow, Daisy, and Rose turn up with a Daddy believing he is back in the war.

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    Director:Harold Snoad
    Writer:Roy Clarke
  20. 7.9/10(290 votes)

    #19 - The Senior Citizen's Outing

    S5:E1

    Hyacinth volunteers to look after the old people in an outing to the funfair, however a certain old man proves to be quite a handful. As the day progresses, Hyacinth ends up in a mirror house, on some dodgems and on a ghost train.

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    Director:Harold Snoad
    Writer:Roy Clarke
  21. 7.9/10(243 votes)

    #20 - The Boy Friend

    S5:E7

    Hyacinth sings to her hearts content when discovering Emmett's latest musical The Boyfriend is in production. Meanwhile Daddy is once again back in the war and guarding Onslow’s house with a sharp object.

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    Writer:Roy Clarke
  22. 7.9/10(247 votes)

    #21 - A Barbecue At Violet's

    S5:E8

    A "luxury barbecue" at Violet's house looks like being a disaster because Bruce and Violet keep having violent arguments. Hyacinth organises a sing song in an attempt to take everyone's mind off their hosts' battle. Later, Hyacinth goes along to a rehearsal of "The Boy Friend" to offer her services to Emmet.

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    Director:Harold Snoad
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  23. 7.8/10(391 votes)

    #22 - The New Vicar

    S1:E2

    Hyacinth is determined to create the perfect impression when inviting the new Vicar for “tea and light refreshments”. However her hopes come crashing down on her when Onslow and Daisy turn up with the news Daddy has been kidnapped by a gypsy. The day gets even worse for the polish-perfecting protagonist when Rose turns up, on her way to her own funeral.

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    Director:Harold Snoad
    Writer:Roy Clarke
  24. 7.8/10(312 votes)

    #23 - Onslow's Birthday

    S2:E6

    Hyacinth is dreading an invite to Onslow's birthday party, but changes her mind when finding out she and Richard will be picked up by Rose's wealthy Greek boyfriend. Thus Hyacinth holds a gathering at her house to impress the neighbours as she departs in the luxury vehicle. However her hopes die when a hearse arrives instead.

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    Director:Harold Snoad
    Writer:Roy Clarke
  25. 7.8/10(285 votes)

    #24 - Iron Age Remains

    S3:E2

    Hyacinth drags Richard off into the countryside in search of the remains of an Iron Age settlement.

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    Director:Harold Snoad
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  26. 7.8/10(286 votes)

    #25 - A Job For Richard

    S4:E1

    Hyacinth’s attempts to keep Richard occupied in his years of retirement continue. Now she has found him an executive job in frozen foods, and to impress the manager of the company she has contrived a plot involving Onslow and golf.

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Best Episodes Summary

"What To Wear When Yachting" is the best rated episode of "Keeping Up Appearances". It scored 8.5/10 based on 348 votes. Directed by Harold Snoad and written by N/A, it aired on 10/18/1992. This episode scored 0.1 points higher than the second highest rated, "A Riverside Picnic".