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Hyacinth Bucket (whose name, she insists, is pronounced "Bouquet") is a suburban housewife in the West Midlands. She would be the first to tell you that she is a gracious hostess, a respected citizen, and

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  1. #1 Worst Episode
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    Keeping Up Appearances Season 4 Episode 6 - Please Mind Your Head
    6.5/10(2 votes)

    #1 - Please Mind Your Head

    S4:E6

    Hyacinth and Richard are settling into their new country apartment, but Richard is less than enthused with its diminutive size. It's already cramped enough as it is for two, but when Hyacinth invites friends over, it becomes unbearably tiny!

    Director:Harold Snoad
    Writer:Roy Clarke

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  2. Keeping Up Appearances Season 4 Episode 3 - A Celebrity for the Barbecue
    7.0/10(2 votes)

    #2 - A Celebrity for the Barbecue

    S4:E3

    For her summer entertaining, Hyacinth Bucket has decided to host an elaborate indoors barbecue. In an attempt to compete with the Barker-Finchess, she is determined to get a celebrity to attend. Meanwhile Rose gives Daisy a make-over.

    Director:Harold Snoad
    Writer:Roy Clarke

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  3. Keeping Up Appearances Season 4 Episode 4 - The Commodore
    7.0/10(2 votes)

    #3 - The Commodore

    S4:E4

    Hyacinth switches on her sailing persona when volunteering to collect a guest speaking Commodore from a train station, however Richard gets clamped and they cannot find the man. When Hyacinth does finally meet the Commodore, she is unprepared for his attempts at seduction.

    Director:Harold Snoad
    Writer:Roy Clarke

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  4. Keeping Up Appearances Season 5 Episode 9 - New Car
    7.0/10(2 votes)

    #4 - New Car

    S5:E9

    Hyacinth is completely insulted when she is awarded second prize at the local craft fair, and over Lydia Hawksworth. Scandalized even further when she and Richard are overtaken by Lydia's new car, it isn't long before Richard's worst fears are realized and Hyacinth sets her sights on a newer, more expensive Rolls Royce.

    Director:Harold Snoad
    Writer:Roy Clarke

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  5. Keeping Up Appearances Season 2 Episode 8 - The Toy Store
    7.5/10(2 votes)

    #5 - The Toy Store

    S2:E8

    Daddy has ended up at the toy store and is "improving" a few toys with the help of a screw driver. This results in Hyacinth and Richard having to go into town to solve the problem, where Hyacinth fears for her status when meeting Mrs. Counsellor Nugent.

    Director:Harold Snoad
    Writer:Roy Clarke

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  6. Keeping Up Appearances Season 2 Episode 10 - A Picnic For Daddy
    7.5/10(2 votes)

    #6 - A Picnic For Daddy

    S2:E10

    Hyacinth arranges a picnic for Daddy, but things go awry when the senile old man decides to test-drive the Buckets' car. Thus Hyacinth has to ride in Onslow's, as a car chase gets underway.

    Director:Harold Snoad
    Writer:Roy Clarke

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  7. Keeping Up Appearances Season 3 Episode 3 - Violet's Country Cottage
    7.5/10(2 votes)

    #7 - Violet's Country Cottage

    S3:E3

    Hyacinth gets a chance to try some social climbing while borrowing her sister Violet's cottage for the weekend.

    Director:Harold Snoad
    Writer:Unknown

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  8. Keeping Up Appearances Season 3 Episode 5 - Richard's New Hobby
    7.5/10(2 votes)

    #8 - Richard's New Hobby

    S3:E5

    Hyacinth decides that Richard should get a new hobby... and so insists he uses the camera that his boss presented to him when he retired!

    Director:Harold Snoad
    Writer:Unknown

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  9. Keeping Up Appearances Season 3 Episode 6 - The Art Exhibition
    7.5/10(2 votes)

    #9 - The Art Exhibition

    S3:E6

    Daddy runs off to join the Foreign Legion. Hyacinth and Richard manage to find him, but he escapes again and runs riot at an art gallery - The same art gallery that Hyacinth and Richard have been invited to!

    Director:Harold Snoad
    Writer:Unknown

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  10. Keeping Up Appearances Season 4 Episode 1 - A Job For Richard
    7.5/10(2 votes)

    #10 - A Job For Richard

    S4:E1

    Hyacinth’s attempts to keep Richard occupied in his years of retirement continue. Now she has found him an executive job in frozen foods, and to impress the manager of the company she has contrived a plot involving Onslow and golf.

    Director:Harold Snoad
    Writer:Roy Clarke

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  11. Keeping Up Appearances Season 4 Episode 2 - Country Retreat
    7.5/10(2 votes)

    #11 - Country Retreat

    S4:E2

    Hyacinth wants “a little place in the country”, however her heart is not set on little. An old farmer with a speech impediment causes much difficulty for Hyacinth when out looking at property, and seems to take a liking to her.

    Director:Harold Snoad
    Writer:Roy Clarke

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  12. Keeping Up Appearances Season 1 Episode 5 - Daisy's Toyboy
    7.6/10(5 votes)

    #12 - Daisy's Toyboy

    S1:E5

    In an attempt to make Onslow jealous, Daisy finds herself a toyboy. However the plan fails and Daisy sends Onslow to the Church hall to meet Richard, in a final ploy to get him to notice her antics.

    Director:Harold Snoad
    Writer:Roy Clarke

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  13. Keeping Up Appearances Season 2 Episode 1 - A Strange Man
    7.7/10(3 votes)

    #13 - A Strange Man

    S2:E1

    Hyacinth is shocked to see a strange man wearing only a towel emerge from Elizabeth's house, thus she tells Richard they will have to move house. However her opinions change when discovering who the man really is. Meanwhile Daddy has gone missing.

    Director:Harold Snoad
    Writer:Roy Clarke

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  14. Keeping Up Appearances Season 1 Episode 6 - The Christening
    7.8/10(4 votes)

    #14 - The Christening

    S1:E6

    Daisy and Onslow’s granddaughter Kylie is getting christened, but Hyacinth is unimpressed because there has not been a wedding first. The day does not get any better for Hyacinth when she and Richard are forced to come to the rescue of the baby's mother Stephanie, whose transport has broken down. The leading lady then learns the baby's mother is a hippie, who is unaware of the baby’s father.

    Director:Harold Snoad
    Writer:Roy Clarke

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  15. Keeping Up Appearances Season 1 Episode 1 - Daddy's Accident
    8.0/10(4 votes)

    #15 - Daddy's Accident

    S1:E1

    Hyacinth's "Daddy" is put into an ambulance and taken to hospital, after getting injured chasing after the milk woman naked on her bike. After visiting him, Hyacinth returns home and is visited by the gas man, whose life she makes difficult.

    Director:Harold Snoad
    Writer:Roy Clarke

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  16. Keeping Up Appearances Season 1 Episode 2 - The New Vicar
    8.0/10(4 votes)

    #16 - The New Vicar

    S1:E2

    Hyacinth is determined to create the perfect impression when inviting the new Vicar for “tea and light refreshments”. However her hopes come crashing down on her when Onslow and Daisy turn up with the news Daddy has been kidnapped by a gypsy. The day gets even worse for the polish-perfecting protagonist when Rose turns up, on her way to her own funeral.

    Director:Harold Snoad
    Writer:Roy Clarke

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  17. Keeping Up Appearances Season 1 Episode 4 - The Charity Shop
    8.0/10(4 votes)

    #17 - The Charity Shop

    S1:E4

    It is Liz and Hyacinth's day to help Mrs Nugent at the charity shop, and on their way there, Hyacinth has to make a visit to Onslow and Daisy's to remove a woman (played by Gretchen Franklin) from Daddy's room, refusing to leave. Meanwhile Rose intends to give up men, and arrives at the charity shop to donate her raunchy underwear.

    Director:Harold Snoad
    Writer:Roy Clarke

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  18. Keeping Up Appearances Season 2 Episode 2 - Driving Mrs. Fortescue
    8.0/10(3 votes)

    #18 - Driving Mrs. Fortescue

    S2:E2

    Hyacinth and Richard drive a wealthy Mrs Fortescue into town, however Hyacinth's plans to impress are crushed by her family when Daisy and Rose flag down the Buckets for a lift. Eventually to Hyacinth's dismay, this leads to Mrs Fortescue playing darts with Onslow in a public house.

    Director:Harold Snoad
    Writer:Roy Clarke

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  19. Keeping Up Appearances Season 2 Episode 3 - The Candlelight Supper
    8.0/10(3 votes)

    #19 - The Candlelight Supper

    S2:E3

    Hyacinth wants to impress Emmet with her musical talents at an elaborate musical supper. However her plans backfire when a short-skirted Rose turns up, followed by two aggressive men who begin fighting on Hyacinth's doorstep.

    Director:Harold Snoad
    Writer:Roy Clarke

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  20. Keeping Up Appearances Season 2 Episode 5 - Problems with Relatives
    8.0/10(3 votes)

    #20 - Problems with Relatives

    S2:E5

    Hyacinth's brother-in-law Bruce is stuck up a tree, Daddy goes to the register office to be married and Emmett meets Daisy, Onslow and Rose, throwing Hyacinth into dismay. Liz offers to drive Daddy back to Daisy's, but to avoid herself and Emmett seeing how Daisy and Onslow live, Hyacinth insists they stop off at Violet's.

    Director:Harold Snoad
    Writer:Roy Clarke

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  21. Keeping Up Appearances Season 2 Episode 7 - Singing For Emmet
    8.0/10(2 votes)

    #21 - Singing For Emmet

    S2:E7

    Richard is offered early retirement and so ponders over the possibility of having to spend all day everyday with Hyacinth. Emmett is enraged when Hyacinth ends up rehearsing a performance for the old people at the Church Hall with him, and a tranquilised Rose arrives at the scene wanting to become a nun.

    Director:Harold Snoad
    Writer:Roy Clarke

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  22. Keeping Up Appearances Season 3 Episode 1 - Early Retirement
    8.0/10(2 votes)

    #22 - Early Retirement

    S3:E1

    Richard has had to take early retirement. Sadly for him, Hyacinth has many plans for his future.

    Director:Harold Snoad
    Writer:Unknown

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  23. Keeping Up Appearances Season 3 Episode 2 - Iron Age Remains
    8.0/10(2 votes)

    #23 - Iron Age Remains

    S3:E2

    Hyacinth drags Richard off into the countryside in search of the remains of an Iron Age settlement.

    Director:Harold Snoad
    Writer:Unknown

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  24. Keeping Up Appearances Season 4 Episode 5 - Looking At Properties
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #24 - Looking At Properties

    S4:E5

    Richard panics when leaving Hyacinth to browse country property without him, fearing she will purchase something they cannot afford, as he collects "Daddy" from a police station. Finally Hyacinth decides on a country property.

    Director:Harold Snoad
    Writer:Roy Clarke

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  25. Keeping Up Appearances Season 4 Episode 7 - Let There Be Light
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #25 - Let There Be Light

    S4:E7

    It is the "bring and buy" sale at the Church hall and the Church goers are in for a shock because Hyacinth has volunteered Richard to fix the Church hall electrics, despite his lack of electrical capabilities. Meanwhile Onslow, Daisy, and Rose turn up with a Daddy believing he is back in the war.

    Director:Harold Snoad
    Writer:Roy Clarke

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Worst Episodes Summary

"Please Mind Your Head" is the worst rated episode of "Keeping Up Appearances". It scored 6.5/10 based on 2 votes. Directed by Harold Snoad and written by Roy Clarke, it aired on 10/10/1993. This episode scored 0.5 points lower than the second lowest rated, "A Celebrity for the Barbecue".