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The Best Episodes of The Fast Show

Every episode of The Fast Show ranked from best to worst. Let's dive into the Best Episodes of The Fast Show!

The Fast Show is a multi BAFTA award winning sketch comedy show written and produced by Paul Whitehouse and Charlie Higson.
Genre:Comedy
Network:BBC Two

Best Episodes Summary

"Scientist" is the best rated episode of "The Fast Show". It scored 7.9/10 based on 35 votes. Directed by Mark Mylod and written by Mark Williams, John Thomson, Charlie Higson, Arthur Mathews, Graham Linehan, it aired on 3/29/1996. This episode scored 0.1 points higher than the second highest rated, "Monkfish".

  • Scientist
    7.9/1035 votes
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    #1 - Scientist

    Season 2 Episode 7 - Aired 3/29/1996

    Professor Denzil Dexter steals a skull from another labratory, Bob Fleming tries out some cough medicine, Indecisive Dave talks about his holidays, Arthur Atkinson swears in front of his audience, Competitive Dad plays Monopoly, Chris the Crafty Cockney looks after a woman's bag.

    Director: Mark Mylod

    Writer: Mark Williams, John Thomson, Charlie Higson, Arthur Mathews, Graham Linehan

  • Monkfish
    7.8/1035 votes
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    #2 - Monkfish

    Season 2 Episode 6 - Aired 3/22/1996

    BBC introduces Monkfish, the chauvinistic cop, Piles Soylent appears on Jazz Club with his band The Jazz Mess, That's Amazing presenter shows off a magical pen, The Posh Cockneys ask for directions.

    Director: Mark Mylod

    Writer: Mark Williams, John Thomson, Charlie Higson, Arthur Mathews, Graham Linehan

  • The Fat Sweaty Coppers
    7.7/1069 votes
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    #3 - The Fat Sweaty Coppers

    Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 9/27/1994

    The Fat Sweaty Coppers try to solve a burglary, Ron Manager talks about Ryan Giggs, Unlucky Alf has an accident with a cricket ball, The Unpronounceables have trouble with some names, Chanel 9 advertises the Kitchen Gizmo, Prof Denzil Dexter does an experiment with some cardboard tubes, Ted and Ralph discuss the broken fence, the Comedy Vicar returns.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Mark Williams, John Thomson, Charlie Higson, Arthur Mathews, Graham Linehan

  • North Sea Pollution
    7.7/1040 votes
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    #4 - North Sea Pollution

    Season 1 Episode 4 - Aired 10/18/1994

    Elsa Richardson investigates pollution in the North Sea, There's an advert for Cheesy Peas, That's Amazing looks at outback skills, Ted and Ralph have a discussion about green overalls, Indecisive Dave talks about getting a BMW, Tommy Cockles looks back at a World War 1 film, Chanel 9 has no news to report, Roy and Renee discuss their holiday to Paris.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Mark Williams, John Thomson, Charlie Higson, Arthur Mathews, Graham Linehan

  • Paintball
    7.7/1037 votes
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    #5 - Paintball

    Season 2 Episode 3 - Aired 3/1/1996

    The Off-Roaders go paintballing, Indecisive Dave talks about crime, Tommy Cockles introduces Arthur Atkinson's wartime radio show, The Cute Disabled Man movie trailer.

    Director: Mark Mylod

    Writer: Mark Williams, John Thomson, Charlie Higson, Arthur Mathews, Graham Linehan

  • Badger Watch
    7.7/1034 votes
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    #6 - Badger Watch

    Season 2 Episode 4 - Aired 3/8/1996

    Bob Fleming goes badger watching, Billy Bleach works out peoples change, The Alcoholic family sits down for breakfast, Competitive Dad asks for directions.

    Director: Mark Mylod

    Writer: Mark Williams, John Thomson, Charlie Higson, Arthur Mathews, Graham Linehan

  • Jesse's Fashion Tips
    7.7/1030 votes
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    #7 - Jesse's Fashion Tips

    Season 3 Episode 1 - Aired 12/14/1997

    Jesse's fashion tip is that he will be mostly wearing Dolce e Gabbana, The Checkout girl embarasses her customers, The Police stop Chris the Crafty Cockney, Jackson Jeffrey Jackson appears on Jazz Club, The Deaf Stuntman screws up another stunt.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Monster
    7.7/1027 votes
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    #8 - Monster

    Season 3 Episode 4 - Aired 12/5/1997

    The Ghoul gives a tip on a football match, The Off-Roaders are living in the wild, Dave Angel The Eco Warrior talks about global warming, Ron Manager talks about baldness, A Rambler asks for directions, Thats Amazing discusses Robots, Arthur Atkinson appears in a seventies sex comedy.

    Director: Mark Mylod

    Writer: Mark Williams, John Thomson, Charlie Higson, Arthur Mathews, Graham Linehan

  • Chris
    7.7/1028 votes
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    #9 - Chris

    Season 3 Episode 5 - Aired 12/12/1997

    Chris the Crafty Cockney is feeling depressed, The Deaf Stuntman rides his bike into the docks, Competitive Dad plays Tennis, Chanel 9 has its annual awards, Old Archie talks about religion, A posh man goes to buy a suit from the Suit You Tailors.

    Director: Mark Mylod

    Writer: Mark Williams, John Thomson, Charlie Higson, Arthur Mathews, Graham Linehan

  • Which Was Nice
    7.7/1028 votes
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    #10 - Which Was Nice

    Season 3 Episode 7 - Aired 12/22/1997

    Patrick Nice talks about his prophecies being fulfilled, The Deaf Stuntman sets himself on fire, Paul makes Swiss Toni a coffee, Billy Bleach talks about mixed races, Chanel 9 presents a cooking program, Old Archie talks about the ballet, Sullivan Rhodes presents the Indie Club, The Suit You Tailors blackmail a customer, Dave Angel The Eco Warrior is sitting at a campsite with his new hippy friends.

    Director: Mark Mylod

    Writer: Mark Williams, John Thomson, Charlie Higson, Arthur Mathews, Graham Linehan

  • White Water Rafting
    7.7/1028 votes
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    #11 - White Water Rafting

    Season 3 Episode 8 - Aired 12/29/1997

    The Off-Roaders go White Water Rafting, Colin Hunt goes to a restaurant, Ted and Ralph attend Mrs Ted's funeral service, Chanel 9 presents a childrens program, Dave Angel Eco Warrior explores Naturism.

    Director: Mark Mylod

    Writer: Mark Williams, John Thomson, Charlie Higson, Arthur Mathews, Graham Linehan

  • Isle of Man
    7.6/1048 votes
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    #12 - Isle of Man

    Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 10/4/1994

    A brother and sister discuss the joys of living on the Isle of Man, Unlucky Alf buys a parrot, A doctor jokes to a patient about cancer, Tommy Cockles talks about Bogart and Bacall, Bob Fleming tries to speak about fishing tackle, Ron Manager talks about alcohol, Ralph asks Ted about Tina Turner, The Fat Sweaty Coppers get hold of a food van, The Annoying Irishman makes an appearance.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Mark Williams, John Thomson, Charlie Higson, Arthur Mathews, Graham Linehan

  • Old Man with Lottery Ticket
    7.6/1038 votes
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    #13 - Old Man with Lottery Ticket

    Season 2 Episode 1 - Aired 2/16/1996

    The second series of The Fast Show races on from where the first series left off, taking the now-familiar characters and projecting them into new and unusual situations.

    Director: Mark Mylod

    Writer: Mark Williams, John Thomson, Charlie Higson, Arthur Mathews, Graham Linehan

  • Old Man
    7.6/1034 votes
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    #14 - Old Man

    Season 2 Episode 5 - Aired 3/15/1996

    Unlucky Alf finds a girlfriend, Renee and Roy talk about flying, Carl Hooper talks about animal freaks, The Tweed Man buys a pair of trousers.

    Director: Mark Mylod

    Writer: Mark Williams, John Thomson, Charlie Higson, Arthur Mathews, Graham Linehan

  • Zookeeper
    7.6/1027 votes
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    #15 - Zookeeper

    Season 3 Episode 3 - Aired 11/28/1997

    The Squeamish Zoo keeper is feeding the penguins, Chris the Crafty Cockney is talking to a newspaper seller, The Suit You Tailors show a new boy the ropes, The Deaf Stuntman throws himself off a roof, The Off-Roaders go Potholing, Competitive Dad tries weightlifting.

    Director: Mark Mylod

    Writer: Mark Williams, John Thomson, Charlie Higson, Arthur Mathews, Graham Linehan

  • Recording Engineer
    7.6/1028 votes
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    #16 - Recording Engineer

    Season 3 Episode 6 - Aired 12/19/1997

    Unlucky Alf gets electrocuted, Colin Hunt goes to the pub, Cliff the Crafty Copper books someone who asks for directions, Jazz Club with Witch Doctor Jeremy Queeg, The I'll Get Me Coat man discusses being Middle-Class, Swiss Toni explains his nickname, Competitive Dad talks about his paintings, Old Archie talks about chess, The 13th Duke of Wybourne is alone with his best friend's wife, Arthur Atkinson appears in his first film, Thats Amazing features a mad professor, Ralph has bad news for Ted.

    Director: Mark Mylod

    Writer: Mark Williams, John Thomson, Charlie Higson, Arthur Mathews, Graham Linehan

  • Cemetery
    7.5/1045 votes
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    #17 - Cemetery

    Season 1 Episode 5 - Aired 10/25/1994

    Unlucky Alf attends his friend's funeral, but gets buried himself by mistake, Ron Manager talks about the past, Andy the Affair Man flirts at the office, Prof Denzil Dexter has a problem with space bats, The Suit You Tailors get reported to the manager, Bob Fleming discusses country matters.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Mark Williams, John Thomson, Charlie Higson, Arthur Mathews, Graham Linehan

  • Shark Fishing
    7.5/1043 votes
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    #18 - Shark Fishing

    Season 1 Episode 6 - Aired 11/1/1994

    The Off-Roaders go shark fishing, Bob Fleming talks to Clive Tucker about carpenter's tools, Indecisive Dave discusses the England team, Unlucky Alf has a bad dream about a pools win, Chanel 9 advertises the Orgazma Gizmo and Poula Fisch has a shocking weather report, Arthur Atkinson introduces Chester Drawers, Ed Winchester meets some similar presenters.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Mark Williams, John Thomson, Charlie Higson, Arthur Mathews, Graham Linehan

  • Eras Video
    7.5/1035 votes
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    #19 - Eras Video

    Season 2 Episode 2 - Aired 2/23/1996

    Eras Video promotes their new lineup of films, Bob Fleming goes to a gypsy fair, Renee and Roy talk about air stewardesses, Competitive dad plays cricket.

    Director: Mark Mylod

    Writer: Mark Williams, John Thomson, Charlie Higson, Arthur Mathews, Graham Linehan

  • Makeup
    7.4/1036 votes
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    #20 - Makeup

    Season 3 Episode 2 - Aired 11/21/1997

    An actor takes six hours in makeup, Colin Hunt tries to fix the photocopier, Monkfish goes undercover, Johnny Nice Painter has a panic attack, Indecisive Dave talks about the England Squad, Roger Nouveau attends a football match, Competitive Dad watches his sons on stage.

    Director: Mark Mylod

    Writer: Mark Williams, John Thomson, Charlie Higson, Arthur Mathews, Graham Linehan

  • Worldview
    7.3/1043 votes
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    #21 - Worldview

    Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 10/11/1994

    Ron Manager talks about Soccer, The Off-Roaders get stuck, Ralph finds Ted fishing, A Chorus Girl surprises everyone with her singing, Unlucky Alf tries to catch a bus, Tommy Cockles talks about the late comedian Arthur Atkinson, Prof Denzil Dexter builds a time machine, Mime from the Isle of Man by Jack Pott and Tom Bowler.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Mark Williams, John Thomson, Charlie Higson, Arthur Mathews, Graham Linehan

  • Fosters Funny Episode 1
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    #22 - Fosters Funny Episode 1

    Season 4 Episode 1 - Aired 11/10/2011

    Scorchio? You can say that again. Watch Episode One as Downton Abbey gets The Fast Show treatment and your favourite characters from the cult TV comedy sketch show make a long awaited return.

    Director: Mark Mylod

    Writer: Charlie Higson, John Thomson

  • Fosters Funny Episode 2
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    #23 - Fosters Funny Episode 2

    Season 4 Episode 2 - Aired 11/17/2011

    Ooh, Suit You Sir! Watch Episode Two as your favourite characters from the cult TV comedy sketch show make a long awaited return.

    Director: Mark Mylod

    Writer: Charlie Higson, John Thomson

  • Fosters Funny Episode 3
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    #24 - Fosters Funny Episode 3

    Season 4 Episode 3 - Aired 11/24/2011

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    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Fosters Funny Episode 4
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    #25 - Fosters Funny Episode 4

    Season 4 Episode 4 - Aired 12/1/2011

    Watch Episode Four as Upstairs Downton, Louis Balfour and Jazz Club, Janine and more of your favourite characters from the cult TV comedy sketch show make a long awaited return.

    Director: Mark Mylod

    Writer: Charlie Higson, John Thomson