Some friends argue over whether a new slang phrase is a "thing," a man learns the truth about his father's Hollywood past, and the valets come to Anne Hathaway's defense.

Judge Jessie has a new show; a man waits for his job interview; two ladies catch up over drinks; the valets discuss Val Kilmer; a retired military specialist is briefed on a new project; a woman introduces her fiancé to her parents.

Local news anchors warn viewers about the dangers of "black ice," Lando Calrissian deals with an admirer, and Metta World Peace gives tips to homemakers.

Wendell attends a support group for sex addicts, a teacher has trouble calming down a class clown, and two jazz musicians have a scat battle.

Jordan and Keegan debate who is blacker, and Bobby McFerrin duels Michael Winslow.

Two women prepare to fight outside a club, and the Valets wonder why people mess with the Batmans.

The players in the 2013 East/West Bowl introduce themselves, a suspect landlord searches a tenant's apartment, and Metta World Peace explores his physical limitations.

A henchman keeps interrupting his boss's torture session, a speaker at a school assembly discusses his colorful life, and a man tries to prove he's all grown up.

A rescue dog displays a troubling attitude, and Luther provides presidential debate zingers.

Two slaves try to find a way out of fighting to the death, and a member of a Latin gang proves his toughness.

The Obamas get intimate, the founding fathers talk gun control, and Metta World Peace makes a wish.

Meegan gets Andre in trouble, and sensei Doug Duggart teaches self-defense for the ladies.

A pawn shop customer asks after some suspicious items, Wendell makes a vanity video, and Karim and Jahar go to the gym.

Sketches include Stan Lee pitching new superheroes, a man losing his street cred, and a man creating a mnemonic device to remember a parking spot.

President Obama rap battles, and a traffic reporter has some trouble flying.

Commitment looms for Jordan and Keegan after gay marriage is finally legalized.

President Obama doesn't get special treatment, and a young Forest Whitaker terrifies his babysitter.

Why are there no more rap groups? Keegan and Jordan have an answer.

A tough guy cries in front of his crew, and substitute teacher Mr. Nostrand does not play.

One man's bikini-clad woman is another man's mystery, and two friends step up their hat game.

A passenger finds out that he's far from the first to board, and some breakdancers keep it nooice.

A hotel guest is blown away by the Continental breakfast, and a psycho's victims stay positive.

A concussed football player cheering his team on, a man accusing his wife of being unfaithful, and a restaurateur scaring away his customers.

Season 5 premiere sketches include a football team getting psyched up before a game; President Obama and Luther meeting Hillary Clinton; two men discussing potential threats on a flight; a band of pirates singing a chantey. Also: a trigger-happy cop.

A gospel group must practice without its coach, a group of warriors celebrate a beheading, a prisoner tries to trick his guard, a young man is confronted for only speaking in catchphrases.