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Malcolm and Eddie are as different as one can imagine. Nevertheless, they're best friends who manage to be roommates as well as co-workers and not kill each other.

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    Malcolm & Eddie Season 2 Episode 16 - A Decent Proposal
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    #1 - A Decent Proposal

    S2:E16

    Nicolette enlists Malcolm and Eddie to help her shy beau find the words to propose. So the guys devise a plan to help Stanley gain some confidence by encouraging him to become a lady's man. As his confidence grows, the plan begins to backfire, with disastrous results for Nicollette.

    Director:Jim Drake
    Writer:Unknown

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  2. Malcolm & Eddie Season 2 Episode 17 - Bachelor Daze
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    #2 - Bachelor Daze

    S2:E17

    It comes as a shock to Malcolm and Eddie when they learn that their old pal, Nelson Carter, is getting married. After all, there was a better chance for the Pope to get married before Nelson ever decided to settle down. But on the day of Nelson's wedding—and after a wild night at his bachelor party—the two begin considering settling down themselves.

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  3. Malcolm & Eddie Season 2 Episode 18 - Mixed Nuts
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    #3 - Mixed Nuts

    S2:E18

    Malcolm, his sister Maura, Eddie and his mother Sheila are preparing a surprise party for Malcolm's father Marcus. Maura and Sheila start arguing over what they believe to be Marcus' favorite cake, but things really start heating up when Eddie's Grandpa, Aunt Ruby, Uncle Lud and Cousin Doyle make an unexpected entrance.

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  4. Malcolm & Eddie Season 2 Episode 19 - The Slender Arm of the Law
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    #4 - The Slender Arm of the Law

    S2:E19

    Everybody thinks Eddie's pal Rusty is crazy. During his career as a NASCAR driver, Rusty had one too many racing accidents that have left him short of a few lug nuts. His presence at Eddie's garage and Malcolm's bar has been good for business, though. However, Nicolette discovers that Rusty is really an alias and that he's a lot crazier than anybody originally thought....

    Director:Unknown

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  5. Malcolm & Eddie Season 2 Episode 20 - A Few So-So Men
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    #5 - A Few So-So Men

    S2:E20

    Malcolm's dream to renovate McGee's into 1930s jazz club is in full swing when he discovers that the contractor he hired to build his bar turns out to be an old Navy buddy of Eddie's. Since he and Eddie did not get along in the Navy, the contractor leaves the job until Eddie gives him an apology, leaving Malcolm without a bar.

    Director:John Tracy
    Writer:Unknown

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  6. Malcolm & Eddie Season 2 Episode 21 - A Delicate Procedure
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    #6 - A Delicate Procedure

    S2:E21

    Needing Tim's help in getting a tattoo removed, Malcolm agrees to date Tim's feisty sister & really turns on the charm to soften her stoney heart. But Tim may not be too happy about the results. He threatens Malcolm that he should not hurt his little sister, or else! Now Malcolm must find a way out of this relationship, but he must be extremely careful.

    Director:John Tracy
    Writer:Unknown

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  8. Malcolm & Eddie Season 2 Episode 23 - Kansas City Split
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    #7 - Kansas City Split

    S2:E23

    Malcolm's life changes after meeting a spiritual counselor, falls in love with her, and decides to sell his bar. His wedding plans dissolve after she decides she's really in love with someone else. Meanwhile, Eddie decides to take an executive job in Pittsburgh.

    Director:John Tracy
    Writer:Unknown

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  9. Malcolm & Eddie Season 3 Episode 1 - My New Friend's Wedding
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    #8 - My New Friend's Wedding

    S3:E1

    In a flash-back, after being jilted by Mira, Malcolm & Eddie meet each other for the first time at Eddie's wedding. Malcolm consoles a jilted Eddie after his bride-to-be left him standing at the altar, by relating his own disastrous trip to the altar.

    Director:Unknown

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  10. Malcolm & Eddie Season 3 Episode 3 - Silenced Partner
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    #9 - Silenced Partner

    S3:E3

    Business partners Malcolm and Eddie open a jazz club with Malcolm's money. And after Malcolm throws it up in Eddie's face and wants to make all the decisions, Eddie looks for ways to raise his share of the money.

    Director:Scott Baio
    Writer:Unknown

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  11. Malcolm & Eddie Season 3 Episode 5 - Dream Girl
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    #10 - Dream Girl

    S3:E5

    Malcolm and Eddie each meet the girl of their dreams. Malcolm's girl is sweet & demure and likes to cook for him. Eddie's girl is a ""straight-up hood-rat"" that likes to drink 40 ounce bottles of beer. The men eventually find out that their dream girls are one and the same, as she is someone who takes the concept of ""I'm Every Woman"" to the extreme.

    Director:Joel Zwick
    Writer:Unknown

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  12. Malcolm & Eddie Season 3 Episode 10 - Bowl-a-Drama
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    #11 - Bowl-a-Drama

    S3:E10

    Malcolm's estranged brother comes to town, igniting old tensions, but reviving old family ties. Meanwhile, Nicolette takes a job in a bowling alley, and tries to get along with unruly customers.

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  13. Malcolm & Eddie Season 3 Episode 13 - Paint Misbehavin'
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    #12 - Paint Misbehavin'

    S3:E13

    Nicolette stays with Malcolm & Eddie while her place is being painted and her quirks & habits drive the guys crazy.

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  14. Malcolm & Eddie Season 3 Episode 14 - Insemination Without Representation
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    #13 - Insemination Without Representation

    S3:E14

    Its Nicolette's 30th birthday, and the gang decides to have a surprise birthday celebration for her. But the thought of turning 30 without ever having had a baby is too much for her to handle. So Nicolette asks Malcolm to father a child for her, and to do it via artificial insemination.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  15. Malcolm & Eddie Season 3 Episode 15 - The Mad Hatter
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    #14 - The Mad Hatter

    S3:E15

    Eddie seeks justice on a televised court show ""Citizen's Court"" after Malcolm allows his hats to be stolen from his car, while taking them to the cleaners. Malcolm had left the windows down and the car unlocked.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  16. Malcolm & Eddie Season 3 Episode 16 - Devil's Advocate
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    #15 - Devil's Advocate

    S3:E16

    Malcolm and Eddie receive tickets and all expense paid trip to New York to appear on a panel for a sports fanatic show, on the Jerry Stein show. So the guys show up for the taping dressed in weird sports-fan attire, but are unaware that they are actually on a talk show about devil worshipers. They can't understand why the audience is jeering and booing them, until the rest of the panelists come out on the stage.

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  17. Malcolm & Eddie Season 3 Episode 17 - Badfellas
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    #16 - Badfellas

    S3:E17

    The Fifty/Fifty Club is ransacked after the guys refuse to pay protection money.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  18. Malcolm & Eddie Season 3 Episode 18 - The Fool Monty
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    #17 - The Fool Monty

    S3:E18

    Nicolette prompts the guys to offer a ladies night, including male strippers.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  19. Malcolm & Eddie Season 3 Episode 20 - As You Strike It
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    #18 - As You Strike It

    S3:E20

    The staff of the Fifty-Fifty club goes on strike and Malcolm and Eddie refuse to budge on their labor negotiations. But chaos soon ensues in the club, forcing the guys to give in to their worker's demands.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  20. Malcolm & Eddie Season 3 Episode 21 - The Sweet Hell of Success
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    #19 - The Sweet Hell of Success

    S3:E21

    As the profits from the 50/50 club begin to grow larger and larger, Malcolm and Eddie clash over whose money-making strategy is best. Malcolm believes in investing his money in the stock market, while Eddie believes in betting on horse races.

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  21. Malcolm & Eddie Season 3 Episode 22 - B.S. I Love You
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    #20 - B.S. I Love You

    S3:E22

    A gorgeous bandleader (Cindy Herron) breaks up Malcolm and Ashley.

    Director:Eddie Griffin
    Writer:Unknown

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  22. Malcolm & Eddie Season 4 Episode 4 - Clubbed
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    #21 - Clubbed

    S4:E4

    The guys deal with a new rival for their business, a beautiful buxom woman who opens a dance club down the street from the Fifty-Fifty Club, by holding a bogus contest to attract new customers. The trouble comes when the guys decide to fight fire with fire, and rig a bogus contest of their own, but with disastrous results.

    Director:Eddie Griffin
    Writer:Unknown

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  23. Malcolm & Eddie Season 4 Episode 5 - Worst Impressions
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    #22 - Worst Impressions

    S4:E5

    Deciding they need a company car, Malcolm buys a lemon, which Eddie quickly replaces with a fully-loaded, high-priced SUV. Their drastically opposing views about spending money threaten to divide the two best friends until they agree to try a little role reversal to better understand how the other one thinks. Meanwhile, Nicolette, Leonard and Doug are on their best behavior, hoping to win ""Employee of the Week"" and the bonus that comes with it.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  24. Malcolm & Eddie Season 4 Episode 8 - The Wrongest Yard
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    #23 - The Wrongest Yard

    S4:E8

    Malcolm and Eddie are thrilled when the Kansas City Chief's star running back visits the Fifty/Fifty Club and gives them free tickets to his next game. But after Eddie accidentally gives the famed football player a concussion that costs the Chiefs the game, Malcolm and Eddie become Public Enemies number one and two.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  25. Malcolm & Eddie Season 4 Episode 10 - A Fowl and Stormy Night
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    #24 - A Fowl and Stormy Night

    S4:E10

    Malcolm, Eddie, Nicolette, Leonard and Doug head to North Carolina to spend the holiday with Malcolm's Uncle Buddy. But panic sets in when they reach his uncle's empty house and discover the town has been evacuated because of an oncoming hurricane, and now they're caught right in the middle of it.

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  26. Malcolm & Eddie Season 4 Episode 11 - Sneaky, Thieving, Double-Crossing Dates from Hell
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    #25 - Sneaky, Thieving, Double-Crossing Dates from Hell

    S4:E11

    After Leonard's date publicly humiliates him at the Fifty/Fifty Club, Malcolm and Nicolette try to cheer him up by sharing their ""worst date"" stories. But nothing can top Eddie's date that night when he's lured by a woman named ""Sinful Sally"" to her apartment, unaware that she plans to broadcast their rendezvous live over the Internet.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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Worst Episodes Summary

"A Decent Proposal" is the worst rated episode of "Malcolm & Eddie". It scored /10 based on 0 votes. Directed by Jim Drake and written by Unknown, it aired on 1/19/1998. This episode scored 0.0 points lower than the second lowest rated, "Bachelor Daze".