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The Worst Episodes of Malcolm & Eddie

Every episode of Malcolm & Eddie ranked from worst to best. Explore the Worst Episodes of Malcolm & Eddie!

Malcolm and Eddie are as different as one can imagine. Nevertheless, they're best friends who manage to be roommates as well as co-workers and not...
Genre:Comedy
Network:UPN

Lowest Rated Episodes Summary

"Little Sister" is the worst rated episode of "Malcolm & Eddie". It scored N/A/10 based on 0 votes. Directed by N/A and written by Richard Dubin, it aired on 9/30/1996. This episode scored NaN points lower than the second lowest rated, "Whole Lotta Love Seat".

  • Little Sister
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    #1 - Little Sister

    Season 1 Episode 6 - Aired 9/30/1996

    When a beautiful woman arrives at the bar Malcolm is quick to ask her for a date but unbeknownst to him, she's Eddie's younger sister. When the truth is told, the roommates make an agreement that Malcom will keep the evening platonic, but an overprotective Eddie makes it clear that big brother is watching.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Richard Dubin

  • Whole Lotta Love Seat
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    #2 - Whole Lotta Love Seat

    Season 1 Episode 19 - Aired 4/28/1997

    Eddie and Malcolm try to return an expensive leather sofa Eddie bought with rent money, even after he accidentally painted graffitti on it.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • A Decent Proposal
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    #3 - A Decent Proposal

    Season 2 Episode 16 - Aired 1/19/1998

    Nicolette enlists Malcolm and Eddie to help her shy beau find the words to propose. So the guys devise a plan to help Stanley gain some confidence by encouraging him to become a lady's man. As his confidence grows, the plan begins to backfire, with disastrous results for Nicollette.

    Director: Jim Drake

    Writer: N/A

  • Bachelor Daze
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    #4 - Bachelor Daze

    Season 2 Episode 17 - Aired 2/16/1998

    It comes as a shock to Malcolm and Eddie when they learn that their old pal, Nelson Carter, is getting married. After all, there was a better chance for the Pope to get married before Nelson ever decided to settle down. But on the day of Nelson's wedding—and after a wild night at his bachelor party—the two begin considering settling down themselves.

    Director: Malcolm-Jamal Warner

    Writer: N/A

  • Mixed Nuts
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    #5 - Mixed Nuts

    Season 2 Episode 18 - Aired 2/23/1998

    Malcolm, his sister Maura, Eddie and his mother Sheila are preparing a surprise party for Malcolm's father Marcus. Maura and Sheila start arguing over what they believe to be Marcus' favorite cake, but things really start heating up when Eddie's Grandpa, Aunt Ruby, Uncle Lud and Cousin Doyle make an unexpected entrance.

    Director: John Tracy, Eddie Griffin

    Writer: N/A

  • The Slender Arm of the Law
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    #6 - The Slender Arm of the Law

    Season 2 Episode 19 - Aired 3/2/1998

    Everybody thinks Eddie's pal Rusty is crazy. During his career as a NASCAR driver, Rusty had one too many racing accidents that have left him short of a few lug nuts. His presence at Eddie's garage and Malcolm's bar has been good for business, though. However, Nicolette discovers that Rusty is really an alias and that he's a lot crazier than anybody originally thought....

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Andrew Gottlieb

  • A Few So-So Men
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    #7 - A Few So-So Men

    Season 2 Episode 20 - Aired 4/28/1998

    Malcolm's dream to renovate McGee's into 1930s jazz club is in full swing when he discovers that the contractor he hired to build his bar turns out to be an old Navy buddy of Eddie's. Since he and Eddie did not get along in the Navy, the contractor leaves the job until Eddie gives him an apology, leaving Malcolm without a bar.

    Director: John Tracy

    Writer: N/A

  • A Delicate Procedure
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    #8 - A Delicate Procedure

    Season 2 Episode 21 - Aired 5/5/1998

    Needing Tim's help in getting a tattoo removed, Malcolm agrees to date Tim's feisty sister & really turns on the charm to soften her stoney heart. But Tim may not be too happy about the results. He threatens Malcolm that he should not hurt his little sister, or else! Now Malcolm must find a way out of this relationship, but he must be extremely careful.

    Director: John Tracy

    Writer: N/A

  • Kansas City Split
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    #9 - Kansas City Split

    Season 2 Episode 23 - Aired 5/19/1998

    Malcolm's life changes after meeting a spiritual counselor, falls in love with her, and decides to sell his bar. His wedding plans dissolve after she decides she's really in love with someone else. Meanwhile, Eddie decides to take an executive job in Pittsburgh.

    Director: John Tracy

    Writer: N/A

  • My New Friend's Wedding
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    #10 - My New Friend's Wedding

    Season 3 Episode 1 - Aired 10/5/1998

    In a flash-back, after being jilted by Mira, Malcolm & Eddie meet each other for the first time at Eddie's wedding. Malcolm consoles a jilted Eddie after his bride-to-be left him standing at the altar, by relating his own disastrous trip to the altar.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: David W. Duclon

  • Silenced Partner
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    #11 - Silenced Partner

    Season 3 Episode 3 - Aired 10/19/1998

    Business partners Malcolm and Eddie open a jazz club with Malcolm's money. And after Malcolm throws it up in Eddie's face and wants to make all the decisions, Eddie looks for ways to raise his share of the money.

    Director: Scott Baio

    Writer: N/A

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    #12 - Twisted Sisters

    Season 3 Episode 4 - Aired 10/26/1998

    The guys pull elaborate Halloween pranks on each other at the club's annual Halloween costume party. But then things really begin to heat up when the guys meet 2 aspiring fashion models in the adjoining motel room.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Dream Girl
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    #13 - Dream Girl

    Season 3 Episode 5 - Aired 11/2/1998

    Malcolm and Eddie each meet the girl of their dreams. Malcolm's girl is sweet & demure and likes to cook for him. Eddie's girl is a ""straight-up hood-rat"" that likes to drink 40 ounce bottles of beer. The men eventually find out that their dream girls are one and the same, as she is someone who takes the concept of ""I'm Every Woman"" to the extreme.

    Director: Joel Zwick

    Writer: N/A

  • Bowl-a-Drama
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    #14 - Bowl-a-Drama

    Season 3 Episode 10 - Aired 11/16/1998

    Malcolm's estranged brother comes to town, igniting old tensions, but reviving old family ties. Meanwhile, Nicolette takes a job in a bowling alley, and tries to get along with unruly customers.

    Director: Malcolm-Jamal Warner

    Writer: N/A

  • Paint Misbehavin'
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    #15 - Paint Misbehavin'

    Season 3 Episode 13 - Aired 1/19/1999

    Nicolette stays with Malcolm & Eddie while her place is being painted and her quirks & habits drive the guys crazy.

    Director: Malcolm-Jamal Warner

    Writer: N/A

  • Insemination Without Representation
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    #16 - Insemination Without Representation

    Season 3 Episode 14 - Aired 2/9/1999

    Its Nicolette's 30th birthday, and the gang decides to have a surprise birthday celebration for her. But the thought of turning 30 without ever having had a baby is too much for her to handle. So Nicolette asks Malcolm to father a child for her, and to do it via artificial insemination.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The Mad Hatter
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    #17 - The Mad Hatter

    Season 3 Episode 15 - Aired 2/16/1999

    Eddie seeks justice on a televised court show ""Citizen's Court"" after Malcolm allows his hats to be stolen from his car, while taking them to the cleaners. Malcolm had left the windows down and the car unlocked.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Devil's Advocate
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    #18 - Devil's Advocate

    Season 3 Episode 16 - Aired 2/23/1999

    Malcolm and Eddie receive tickets and all expense paid trip to New York to appear on a panel for a sports fanatic show, on the Jerry Stein show. So the guys show up for the taping dressed in weird sports-fan attire, but are unaware that they are actually on a talk show about devil worshipers. They can't understand why the audience is jeering and booing them, until the rest of the panelists come out on the stage.

    Director: Malcolm-Jamal Warner

    Writer: David C. Garrett, Jr.

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    #19 - Badfellas

    Season 3 Episode 17 - Aired 3/2/1999

    The Fifty/Fifty Club is ransacked after the guys refuse to pay protection money.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The Fool Monty
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    #20 - The Fool Monty

    Season 3 Episode 18 - Aired 4/27/1999

    Nicolette prompts the guys to offer a ladies night, including male strippers.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Daddio
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    #21 - Daddio

    Season 3 Episode 19 - Aired 5/4/1999

    A contractor (Coolio) consults Malcolm and Eddie about building a club in Chicago.

    Director: Malcolm-Jamal Warner

    Writer: David W. Duclon

  • As You Strike It
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    #22 - As You Strike It

    Season 3 Episode 20 - Aired 5/11/1999

    The staff of the Fifty-Fifty club goes on strike and Malcolm and Eddie refuse to budge on their labor negotiations. But chaos soon ensues in the club, forcing the guys to give in to their worker's demands.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The Sweet Hell of Success
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    #23 - The Sweet Hell of Success

    Season 3 Episode 21 - Aired 5/18/1999

    As the profits from the 50/50 club begin to grow larger and larger, Malcolm and Eddie clash over whose money-making strategy is best. Malcolm believes in investing his money in the stock market, while Eddie believes in betting on horse races.

    Director: Malcolm-Jamal Warner

    Writer: N/A

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    #24 - B.S. I Love You

    Season 3 Episode 22 - Aired 5/25/1999

    A gorgeous bandleader (Cindy Herron) breaks up Malcolm and Ashley.

    Director: Eddie Griffin

    Writer: N/A

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    #25 - Ship Outta Luck

    Season 4 Episode 2 - Aired 9/13/1999

    The duo agrees to listen to a realty sales pitch in order to get a free seven-day cruise.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: David W. Duclon