The Best Episodes of Metalocalypse

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   8.5/10(2 votes)

   #1 - Dethkids

   S1:E1611/19/2006

   Toki tries to compensate for his adorable charm by over-brutalizing his intentions and actions.

   Director:Jon Schnepp

   Writers:Brendon Small, Tommy Blacha

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   Director:Jon Schnepp

   Writers:Brendon Small, Tommy Blacha
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   #2 - Breakup Klok

   S4:E117/8/2012

   While the world awaits the final Dethklok performance, members of the band prepare for their post-Dethklok careers. Pickles starts a winery for the most alcoholic wine ever, Nathan and Skwisgaar look for a brand new sound that does not suck, and Toki works with Murderface on his campaign for congressman. Meanwhile, Selatcia takes Dethklok’s weakness as the opportune time to strike!

   Director:Mark Brooks

   Writer:Brendon Small

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   Director:Mark Brooks

   Writer:Brendon Small
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   8.5/10(2 votes)

   #3 - Church of the Black Klok

   S4:E127/15/2012

   Dethklok is notified of a looming secret that has been around for hundreds of years: the secret of the Metalocalypse. Before they can contemplate what this means, however, Nathan must give a eulogy and do the most brutal thing he has ever done: get in touch with his emotions.

   Director:Brendon Small

   Writer:Brendon Small

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   8.3/10(3 votes)

   #4 - Birthdayface

   S1:E38/20/2006

   It's Murderface's birthday, and the rest of the band soon are faced with the difficult task of getting him a present. In fact, he actually ends up hating his party until they finally give him their gift.

   Director:Jon Schnepp

   Writers:Brendon Small, Tommy Blacha

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   Director:Jon Schnepp

   Writers:Brendon Small, Tommy Blacha
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   8.0/10(2 votes)

   #5 - Mordland

   S1:E910/1/2006

   Mordhouse, the home of Dethklok, opens its gates to the public for the first time in celebration of International Dethfan Day. Will the band and their fans make it through the experience? Dethklok find themselves in potential trouble after two Internet geeks threaten to release the band's exclusive, one-time-only, fan song over the internet unless they give in to their demands.

   Director:Jon Schnepp

   Writers:Brendon Small, Tommy Blacha

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   Director:Jon Schnepp

   Writers:Brendon Small, Tommy Blacha
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   8.0/10(2 votes)

   #6 - FatKlok

   S1:E1010/8/2006

   Upon learning that they've once again earned too much money over the past year, the band tries to "donate" as much as they can to charity as a tax write-off. The guys also unwisely attempt fatherhood and play a landmark concert with the London Philharmonic Orchestra which ends with a killer laser light show.

   Director:Chris Prynoski

   Writers:Brendon Small, Tommy Blacha

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   Director:Chris Prynoski

   Writers:Brendon Small, Tommy Blacha
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   8.0/10(2 votes)

   #7 - Religionklok

   S1:E1511/12/2006

   Murderface searches for a religion after a near-death experience leaves him longing for greater meaning. He samples everything from Christianity to Satanism before finding his true calling.

   Director:Chris Prynoski

   Writers:Brendon Small, Tommy Blacha

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   Writers:Brendon Small, Tommy Blacha
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   8.0/10(2 votes)

   #8 - Dethdad

   S2:E157/13/2008

   When Toki gets news that his dad is dying, he's forced to travel back to his home town in Norway. The rest of the band decides to make a vacation out of it, citing "album inspiration" as their excuse to further put off working on their delayed album.

   Director:Mark Brooks

   Writers:Brendon Small, Tommy Blacha

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   Writers:Brendon Small, Tommy Blacha
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   8.0/10(1 votes)

   #9 - Dethrelease (2)

   S2:E209/7/2008

   Dethklok’s new album is released to the world. The Revengencers make their next move. Mordhouse is directly attacked by the Revengencers, during a concert after party. Part two.

   Directors:Jon Schnepp, Chris Prynoski

   Writers:Brendon Small, Tommy Blacha

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    8.0/10(2 votes)

    #10 - Prankklok

    S4:E35/13/2012

    With their new album finally shipping, Dethklok plans their post-release traditions of vacationing, goofing off, palling around, and prank calls. Nathan, however, can't shake the feeling that something is wrong with the record... After being humiliated by Murderface's prank calls, Skwisgaar and Toki swear revenge.

    Director:Brendon Small

    Writer:Janine Ditullio

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    8.0/10(2 votes)

    #11 - Bookklok

    S4:E55/27/2012

    Tired of taking verbal abuse from his bandmate, Toki writes a tell-all book called Skwisgaar Is Ams Dick and takes over as Dethklok's lead guitarist. But can Toki handle the spotlight? Meanwhile, Nathan buys a new favorite toy for the band: a defibrillator.

    Director:Mark Brooks

    Writer:Brian Posehn

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    Director:Mark Brooks

    Writer:Brian Posehn
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    7.5/10(2 votes)

    #12 - Dethtroll

    S1:E48/27/2006

    The band plays an ancient song which hasn't been heard in thousands of years which unexpectedly awakens a deadly Nordic lake troll and must compose the world's first death metal lullaby to return the beast to its slumber.

    Director:Chris Prynoski

    Writers:Brendon Small, Tommy Blacha

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    7.5/10(2 votes)

    #13 - Go Forth and Die

    S1:E1310/29/2006

    Continually plagued by his stupidity, Nathan Explosion decides to attempt to earn his GED.

    Director:Chris Prynoski

    Writers:Brendon Small, Tommy Blacha

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    7.5/10(2 votes)

    #14 - Dethstars

    S1:E1912/10/2006

    The band is given a movie development deal.

    Director:Tommy Blacha

    Writers:Brendon Small, Tommy Blacha

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    Director:Tommy Blacha

    Writers:Brendon Small, Tommy Blacha
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    7.5/10(2 votes)

    #15 - Dethlessons

    S2:E29/30/2007

    Toki Wartooth is fed up playing in the shadow of Skwisgaar's lead guitar. Under the tutelage of a crusty old guitar master, Toki learns that the heart, too, has strings.

    Director:Jon Schnepp

    Writers:Brendon Small, Tommy Blacha

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    7.5/10(2 votes)

    #16 - Dethdoubles

    S2:E411/4/2007

    Fearing for their safety after a public gun mishap/bloodbath, the CFO hires look-a-likes of Dethklok to make public appearances while the band prepares for a Duncan Hills Coffee promotional event.

    Director:Chris Prynoski

    Writers:Brendon Small, Tommy Blacha

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    7.5/10(2 votes)

    #17 - Dethfashion

    S2:E511/11/2007

    When promoting a new clothing line, Dethklok experiences the brutality of negative body image, dieting, and bulimia.

    Director:Jon Schnepp

    Writers:Brendon Small, Tommy Blacha

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    Writers:Brendon Small, Tommy Blacha
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    7.5/10(2 votes)

    #18 - P.R. Pickles

    S2:E85/25/2008

    Pickles' popularity soars when he gets a personal P.R. agent, prompting the rest of Dethklok to form a rival P.R. firm. Meanwhile, Pickles' P.R. woman has dark, otherworldy, and religious motives behind her Evil Press Releases.

    Director:Jon Schnepp

    Writers:Brendon Small, Bill Braudis, Tommy Blacha

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    Writers:Brendon Small, Bill Braudis, Tommy Blacha
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    7.5/10(2 votes)

    #19 - Revengencers

    S2:E126/22/2008

    Dethklok visits the scarred and disfigured victims of recent bomb attacks in the hospital, completely unaware that Dethklok themselves are the target of the anti-Dethklok terrorist organization "The Revengencers".

    Director:Jon Schnepp

    Writers:Brendon Small, Tommy Blacha

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    Writers:Brendon Small, Tommy Blacha
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    7.5/10(2 votes)

    #20 - Snakes N Barrels II (1)

    S2:E168/24/2008

    When Pickles discovers through an episode of Where are They Now Now? that Snakes 'N' Barrels has reunited without him for the "SOBERTOWN USA No Drugs Allowed Sober Rock and Roll Show", he and the rest of Dethklok travel to Los Angeles to put an end to the atrocity. Part one.

    Director:Jon Schnepp

    Writers:Brendon Small, Tommy Blacha

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    7.5/10(2 votes)

    #21 - Dethrecord

    S2:E188/31/2008

    The world economy is crumbling and waiting for the next Dethklok album to stimulate it back into order. It’s up to Dethklok to get the album just right and finished on time.

    Directors:Jon Schnepp, Mark Brooks

    Writers:Brendon Small, Tommy Blacha

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    7.5/10(2 votes)

    #22 - Diversityklok

    S4:E25/6/2012

    After Dethklok is accused of being racist at a huge press conference, they combat the charges by opening an Urban Youth Dethcenter. Meanwhile, Toki, after being left behind, starts a special club that promotes equality and love but excludes Murderface because he doesn't have the right look.

    Director:Mark Brooks

    Writers:Matthew Libman, Daniel Libman

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    Writers:Matthew Libman, Daniel Libman
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    7.5/10(2 votes)

    #23 - Motherklok

    S4:E45/20/2012

    Dethklok heads to Tomahawk, Wisconsin to open a Dethfair in hopes that it will stimulate the economy they destroyed. Pickles uses this time at home to reconnect with his disapproving mother who tells him that she won't respect him until he gets a real job. Pickles decides to hang up his drumsticks and goes into an even more brutal profession: he becomes a realtor.

    Director:Jon Schnepp

    Writer:Dani Vetere

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    Writer:Dani Vetere
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    7.5/10(2 votes)

    #24 - Dethdinner

    S4:E107/1/2012

    As Dethklok hosts the most important dinner of their career, the divvying of album credits, over tagging on social networking sites, and fights over a girl come to head. Can CFO keep their issues in check? Will the record executives forgive them for the past year of mistakes? Or will it be a total, brutal disaster?

    Director:Brendon Small

    Writer:Brendon Small

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    7.3/10(6 votes)

    #25 - The Curse of Dethklok

    S1:E18/6/2006

    Dethklok hires the world's only six-star chef to cook dinner for them before a show in Norway. They warn him of the Dethklok curse, where every employee they've hired, chefs included, has tragically died. Later, when their new chef is at near-death on life support following an unfortunate helicoptor mishap, the band is forced to make its own meals.

    Director:Jon Schnepp

    Writers:Brendon Small, Tommy Blacha

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