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The Best Episodes of Modern Family Season 3

Every episode of Modern Family Season 3 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of Modern Family Season 3!

The Pritchett-Dunphy-Tucker clan is a wonderfully large and blended family. They give us an honest and often hilarious look into the sometimes warm, sometimes twisted, embrace of the modern family.

Genre:Comedy
Network:ABC

Season 3 Ratings Summary

The best episode of "Modern Family" season 3 is "Dude Ranch", rated 7.9/10 from 2887 user votes. It was directed by Jason Winer and written by Brad Walsh, Paul Corrigan, Dan O'Shannon. "Dude Ranch" aired on 9/21/2011 and is rated 0.2 point(s) higher than the second highest rated, "When Good Kids Go Bad".

  • Dude Ranch
    7.9/10 2,887 votes

    #1 - Dude Ranch

    Season 3 Episode 1 - Aired 9/21/2011

    While vacationing on Lost Creek Ranch, the three families try their hands at a little cattle herding, skeet shooting and horseback riding. There are also some big firsts, a huge surprise and an actual face-off between Jay and a cowboy named Hank.

    Director: Jason Winer

    Writer: Brad Walsh, Paul Corrigan, Dan O'Shannon

  • When Good Kids Go Bad
    8.1/10 2,708 votes

    #2 - When Good Kids Go Bad

    Season 3 Episode 2 - Aired 9/21/2011

    Mitchell and Cameron plan an evening with the whole family to break the happy news that they're attempting to adopt another child. However, things go wrong when they realize Lily may not take well to another baby in the house. Meanwhile, Claire and Jay are each focused with proving a point.

    Director: Michael Spiller

    Writer: Jeffrey Richman

  • Phil on Wire
    8.0/10 2,694 votes

    #3 - Phil on Wire

    Season 3 Episode 3 - Aired 9/28/2011

    Jay's relationship with the dog irritates Gloria. Phil and Luke try to master the tightrope. Cameron starts a juice fast.

    Director: Jason Winer

    Writer: Danny Zuker

  • Door to Door
    7.7/10 2,604 votes

    #4 - Door to Door

    Season 3 Episode 4 - Aired 10/5/2011

    Jay helps Manny with a school fundraiser. Claire petitions for a stop sign at a busy intersection. Phil and Luke try to create a viral video. Gloria searches for Stella.

    Director: Jason Winer, Chris Koch

    Writer: Bill Wrubel

  • Hit and Run
    7.7/10 2,541 votes

    #5 - Hit and Run

    Season 3 Episode 5 - Aired 10/12/2011

    Gloria tries to help Jay and Manny with their problems but both are unreceptive. Claire considers running against Councilman Duane Bailey. Cam and Mitch are the victims of a hit-and-run accident.

    Director: Jason Winer

    Writer: Elaine Ko

  • Go Bullfrogs!
    7.7/10 2,547 votes

    #6 - Go Bullfrogs!

    Season 3 Episode 6 - Aired 10/19/2011

    Phil takes Haley to visit his alma mater. Claire goes out with Mitchell and Cameron. Gloria and Jay may have to broach a delicate subject with Manny.

    Director: Scott Ellis

    Writer: Abraham Higginbotham

  • Treehouse
    8.1/10 2,732 votes

    #7 - Treehouse

    Season 3 Episode 7 - Aired 11/2/2011

    Gloria persuades Jay to commit to a night of salsa dancing after seeing how much his friend Shorty and his girlfriend do together. Meanwhile, Cameron makes a bet that he can get a woman's phone number at the bar, and Phil builds a tree house for Luke.

    Director: Jason Winer

    Writer: Steven Levitan

  • After the Fire
    7.8/10 2,498 votes

    #8 - After the Fire

    Season 3 Episode 8 - Aired 11/16/2011

    The Pritchetts rally for a good cause after a neighbor's house burns down, but there's a downside to their Samaritan intentions when Jay throws out his back, Cameron takes on a moving truck, and some donated toys fall into the wrong hands.

    Director: Fred Savage

    Writer: Danny Zuker

  • Punkin Chunkin
    7.8/10 2,557 votes

    #9 - Punkin Chunkin

    Season 3 Episode 9 - Aired 11/23/2011

    When an old neighborhood kid returns to town as a hugely successful internet billionaire, it gets Phil thinking of what could have been. Jay feels Manny could use a little dose of constructive criticism, and Cameron is offended when Mitchell questions the authenticity of his colorful childhood stories.

    Director: Michael Spiller

    Writer: Ben Karlin

  • Express Christmas
    8.0/10 2,662 votes

    #10 - Express Christmas

    Season 3 Episode 10 - Aired 12/7/2011

    The Pritchett clan decide to celebrate Christmas a little early (and in a hurry) so they split up to gather the holiday trappings as Mitchell, Alex and Lily hunt for a tree, Gloria and Luke fetch the ornaments, and Claire and Haley shop for the gifts. Meanwhile, Phil and Manny buy the groceries and Jay and Cameron stand by to wrap presents.

    Director: Michael Spiller

    Writer: Cindy Chupack

  • Lifetime Supply
    7.7/10 2,521 votes

    #11 - Lifetime Supply

    Season 3 Episode 11 - Aired 1/4/2012

    Phil contemplates the worst, after missing a call from the doctor. Elsewhere, Javier, Manny's biological father, pays another visit to take his son to the horse races, Mitchell wins an environmental law award, creating a competition between Cam and himself on who has the better trophy, and Gloria tutors Haley in Spanish.

    Director: Chris Koch

    Writer: Jeffrey Richman, Bill Wrubel

  • Egg Drop
    7.6/10 2,458 votes

    #12 - Egg Drop

    Season 3 Episode 12 - Aired 1/11/2012

    Jay and Claire take control of their kids' school projects from Manny and Luke, while Haley and Gloria help Phil with a real estate presentation. Elsewhere, Cam and Mitchell meet with a potential birth mother.

    Director: Jason Winer

    Writer: Brad Walsh, Paul Corrigan

  • Little Bo Bleep
    8.4/10 2,837 votes

    #13 - Little Bo Bleep

    Season 3 Episode 13 - Aired 1/18/2012

    Claire prepares for her debate with Duane Bailey. Mitch and Cam try to clean up Lily's language before her turn as a flower girl. Jay blames Stella's strange behavior on Gloria.

    Director: Chris Koch

    Writer: Cindy Chupack

  • Me? Jealous?
    7.8/10 2,501 votes

    #14 - Me? Jealous?

    Season 3 Episode 14 - Aired 2/8/2012

    Phil's preoccupation with a business opportunity blinds him to his new partner's inappropriate behavior around Claire. Meanwhile, Jay and Gloria may regret letting Mitchell and Cameron be their temporary house guests when their home is being fumigated.

    Director: Michael Spiller

    Writer: Ben Karlin

  • Aunt Mommy
    8.0/10 2,502 votes

    #15 - Aunt Mommy

    Season 3 Episode 15 - Aired 2/15/2012

    Phil and Claire go overboard with drinks, and divulging personal information, on a night out to celebrate the sale of a house to Mitchell and Cameron's friends.

    Director: Michael Spiller

    Writer: Dan O'Shannon, Abraham Higginbotham

  • Virgin Territory
    7.7/10 2,508 votes

    #16 - Virgin Territory

    Season 3 Episode 16 - Aired 2/22/2012

    It's a day of disturbing realizations when Mitchell manages to ruin one of Jay's proudest golf moments, Phil overhears something that may forever change how he sees his little girl, and Gloria stumbles upon Claire's dangerous little secret.

    Director: Jason Winer

    Writer: Elaine Ko

  • Leap Day
    7.9/10 2,570 votes

    #17 - Leap Day

    Season 3 Episode 17 - Aired 2/29/2012

    Mitchell feels pressured to make Cameron's birthday extra special. People start to question Jay's manliness, and the girls interfere with Phil's leap day plans.

    Director: Gail Mancuso

    Writer: Danny Zuker

  • Send Out the Clowns
    7.4/10 2,455 votes

    #18 - Send Out the Clowns

    Season 3 Episode 18 - Aired 3/14/2012

    The funeral service for a beloved clown mentor reunites Cameron with his estranged ex-clown partner, Lewis. Phil is serious about landing a very important listing, only to get trumped by a notorious bulldozer of an agent, Mitzi Roth. Manny has a cool new friend, which makes both Jay and Gloria suspicious.

    Director: Steven Levitan

    Writer: Steven Levitan, Jeffrey Richman, Bill Wrubel

  • Election Day
    7.7/10 2,465 votes

    #19 - Election Day

    Season 3 Episode 19 - Aired 4/11/2012

    Claire's race for town council comes to a head on Election Day as the Dunphys make phone calls for votes and Mitchell and Cameron take to the streets to campaign, while the candidate endures technical problems during some last-minute interviews.

    Director: Bryan Cranston

    Writer: Ben Karlin

  • The Last Walt
    7.5/10 2,377 votes

    #20 - The Last Walt

    Season 3 Episode 20 - Aired 4/18/2012

    A visit from Cameron's father features an awkward dinner for Jay and Gloria at Mitchell and Cameron's house. Meanwhile, Claire helps Luke face the death of an older neighbor, Phil and Alex have a father-daughter bonding experience, and Haley throws a party without permission.

    Director: Michael Spiller

    Writer: Dan O'Shannon

  • Planes, Trains and Cars
    7.6/10 2,385 votes

    #21 - Planes, Trains and Cars

    Season 3 Episode 21 - Aired 5/2/2012

    Phil buys a car without consulting Claire. Jay is on a mission to get to his high-school reunion with Gloria and Manny. Lily loses her favorite toy on a train.

    Director: Michael Spiller

    Writer: Brad Walsh, Paul Corrigan

  • Disneyland
    8.1/10 2,570 votes

    #22 - Disneyland

    Season 3 Episode 22 - Aired 5/9/2012

    When the family travels to Disneyland, Phil struggles to keep up with Luke, Claire is shocked when they run into Dylan, Jay and Gloria disagree about what are sensible shoes for the day, and Mitch and Cam must contain Lily's new affinity for running.

    Director: James R. Bagdonas

    Writer: Cindy Chupack

  • Tableau Vivant
    7.9/10 2,397 votes

    #23 - Tableau Vivant

    Season 3 Episode 23 - Aired 5/16/2012

    Gloria and Jay bicker while trying to order lunch at a diner. Claire and Cam have different theories on how to discipline kids. Luke accepts an award under false pretenses. Phil has a hard time firing Mitchell from his temporary job at the real estate agency. The entire family participates in Alex's living art display of Norman Rockwell's Thanksgiving painting.

    Director: Gail Mancuso

    Writer: Jeffrey Richman, Bill Wrubel, Elaine Ko

  • Baby on Board
    8.5/10 2,795 votes

    #24 - Baby on Board

    Season 3 Episode 24 - Aired 5/23/2012

    Gloria's bilingualism comes in handy on Mitchell and Cameron's quest to adopt another child. Meanwhile, Jay and Manny help Lily get ready for a dance recital. Alex goes to her first prom, and Haley announces her future plans, which come as a shock to her family.

    Director: Steven Levitan

    Writer: Abraham Higginbotham