All Episodes of Mystery Science Theater 3000
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The cult hit returns! Captured by mad scientists, new host Jonah survives a blitz of cheesy B movies by riffing on them with his funny robot pals.
Season 1
7.7/10745 votesReptilicus
Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 4/14/2017
After falling into a trap on the dark side of the moon, Jonah Heston befriends a trio of robots and braves a slime-spewing Danish monster flick.
Director: Robert Cohen, Joel Hodgson
Writer: Harold Buchholz, Elliott Kalan, Matt Oswalt, Mary Robinson, Storm DiCostanzo, Tammy Golden, Dan Harmon, Joel Hodgson, Baron Vaughn, Hampton Yount, Paul Chaplin, Justin Roiland, Paul Sabourin, Lesley Kinzel, Jonah Ray Rodrigues
8.2/10553 votesCry Wilderness
Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 4/14/2017
Stock footage, a sketchy Bigfoot costume and creepy fits of laughter make this 1980s tale of boy, beast and park ranger ripe for wisecracks.
Director: Robert Cohen, Joel Hodgson
Writer: Harold Buchholz, Elliott Kalan, Felicia Day, Matt McGinnis, Mary Robinson, Eric Fell, Rebecca Hanson, Joel Hodgson, Baron Vaughn, Hampton Yount, Patrick Maliha, Opus Moreschi, Lesley Kinzel, Jonah Ray Rodrigues, Tim Ryder, Seth Robinson, Shaun Stewart
7.3/10454 votesThe Time Travelers
Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 4/14/2017
A botched experiment hurls a group of scientists into a bleak future full of mutants, androids and catty humans in this 1964 sci-fi romp.
Director: Robert Cohen, Joel Hodgson
Writer: Elliott Kalan, Matt McGinnis, Matt Oswalt, Mary Robinson, Mario Weddell, Storm DiCostanzo, Russ Walko, Tammy Golden, Joel Hodgson, Baron Vaughn, Hampton Yount, Paul Sabourin, Eugene Cordero, Erik Marcisak, Jonah Ray Rodrigues, Seth Robinson
7.9/10476 votesAvalanche
Season 1 Episode 4 - Aired 4/14/2017
While Jonah and crew dig into a schlocky ski-resort disaster flick starring Rock Hudson and Mia Farrow, Kinga connects with her long-distance lover.
Director: Robert Cohen, Joel Hodgson
Writer: Harold Buchholz, Matt Conant, Elliott Kalan, Matt Oswalt, Mary Robinson, Storm DiCostanzo, Tammy Golden, Joel Hodgson, Baron Vaughn, Hampton Yount, Paul Sabourin, Jonah Ray Rodrigues, Jonathan Stern
7.3/10406 votesThe Beast of Hollow Mountain
Season 1 Episode 5 - Aired 4/14/2017
Saddle up for a trip to a Mexican ranch with a nasty secret in this part-Western, part-monster movie that's all torture for Jonah and the bots.
Director: Robert Cohen, Joel Hodgson
Writer: Elliott Kalan, Matt McGinnis, Matt Oswalt, Mary Robinson, Storm DiCostanzo, Tammy Golden, Joel Hodgson, Baron Vaughn, Hampton Yount, Paul Sabourin, Jonah Ray Rodrigues, Seth Robinson, Joshua Pruett, Kate Micucci, Grant Baciocco
7.7/10419 votesStarcrash
Season 1 Episode 6 - Aired 4/14/2017
Perms, skimpy battle outfits and cheap effects abound in this 1978 "Star Wars" knockoff with David Hasselhoff and Christopher Plummer.
Director: Robert Cohen, Joel Hodgson
Writer: Harold Buchholz, Elliott Kalan, Matt McGinnis, Mary Robinson, Storm DiCostanzo, Joel Hodgson, Baron Vaughn, Hampton Yount, Paul Chaplin, Paul Sabourin, Erik Marcisak, Jonah Ray Rodrigues, Seth Robinson, Mark Levy, Dana Gould, Bill Corbett, Mary Jo Pehl
7.5/10369 votesThe Land That Time Forgot
Season 1 Episode 7 - Aired 4/14/2017
A motley group aboard a German U-boat discovers an island full of ancient beasts and evolutionary mysteries in this blustery 1974 adventure.
Director: Robert Cohen, Joel Hodgson
Writer: Matt Conant, Elliott Kalan, Matt McGinnis, Matt Oswalt, Mary Robinson, Tammy Golden, Joel Hodgson, Baron Vaughn, Hampton Yount, Jonah Ray Rodrigues, Seth Robinson, Larry Johnson, Adam Ray, Ivan Askwith
7.2/10339 votesThe Loves of Hercules
Season 1 Episode 8 - Aired 4/14/2017
The far-fetched fight scenes and tangled plot lines of the breathy Jayne Mansfield saga nudge Jonah and friends one step closer to the edge.
Director: Robert Cohen, Joel Hodgson
Writer: Harold Buchholz, Elliott Kalan, Felicia Day, Matt McGinnis, Mary Robinson, Storm DiCostanzo, Rebecca Hanson, Joel Hodgson, Baron Vaughn, Hampton Yount, Paul Chaplin, Paul Sabourin, Lesley Kinzel, Erik Marcisak, Jonah Ray Rodrigues, Tim Ryder, Seth Robinson, Zach Thompson, Ryon Day
7.8/10353 votesYongary
Season 1 Episode 9 - Aired 4/14/2017
Rockets, quakes and reptiles, oh my! Jonah and the bots dive into a South Korean monster film that's long on rampages and short on sensible behavior.
Director: Robert Cohen, Joel Hodgson
Writer: Elliott Kalan, Matt McGinnis, Matt Oswalt, Mary Robinson, Tammy Golden, Joel Hodgson, Baron Vaughn, Hampton Yount, Jonah Ray Rodrigues, Seth Robinson, Zach Thompson, John Erler, Joe Parsons, Scott Chester
7.9/10345 votesWizards of the Lost Kingdom
Season 1 Episode 10 - Aired 4/14/2017
A boy magician, a boozy hero and a furry ... something-or-other team up to save a kingdom from a nefarious sorcerer in this 1985 cheesefest.
Director: Robert Cohen, Joel Hodgson
Writer: Harold Buchholz, Matt Conant, Elliott Kalan, Matt McGinnis, Matt Oswalt, Tammy Golden, Joel Hodgson, Baron Vaughn, Hampton Yount, Lesley Kinzel, Jonah Ray Rodrigues, Seth Robinson, Dana Snyder
7.5/10311 votesWizards of the Lost Kingdom II
Season 1 Episode 11 - Aired 4/14/2017
The Mads turn up the heat with a sequel! This time, a has-been wizard and his gawky apprentice embark on their own mind-bending quest to quash evil.
Director: Robert Cohen, Joel Hodgson
Writer: Elliott Kalan, Felicia Day, Matt McGinnis, Matt Oswalt, Mary Robinson, Storm DiCostanzo, Tammy Golden, Joel Hodgson, Baron Vaughn, Hampton Yount, Paul Chaplin, Paul Sabourin, Jonah Ray Rodrigues, Seth Robinson, Bill Corbett, Mary Jo Pehl, Tiffany Hartsell
7.4/10332 votesCarnival Magic
Season 1 Episode 12 - Aired 4/14/2017
Kinga drops a bombshell on Jonah before plunging him into a world of bare-chested carnies, talking chimps, brooding magicians and young love.
Director: Robert Cohen, Joel Hodgson
Writer: Elliott Kalan, Matt Oswalt, Storm DiCostanzo, Tammy Golden, Joel Hodgson, Baron Vaughn, Hampton Yount, Paul Sabourin, Erik Marcisak, Jonah Ray Rodrigues, Seth Robinson, Ashley Holtgraver, Nell Scovell
7.3/10309 votesThe Christmas That Almost Wasn't
Season 1 Episode 13 - Aired 4/14/2017
The gang gets in the holiday spirit with the tale of a plucky lawyer who sets out to save Santa Claus from the clutches of a spoilsport zillionaire.
Director: Robert Cohen, Joel Hodgson
Writer: Harold Buchholz, Matt Conant, Elliott Kalan, Mary Robinson, Storm DiCostanzo, Joel Hodgson, Baron Vaughn, Hampton Yount, Paul Sabourin, Lesley Kinzel, Jonah Ray Rodrigues, Joel McHale, Ashley Holtgraver, Tiffany Hartsell
7.4/10291 votesAt the Earth's Core
Season 1 Episode 14 - Aired 4/14/2017
While gearing up for his big day, Jonah joins Doug McClure for a wild drill ride down to a lava-licked world ruled by tyrannical, telepathic beasts.
Director: Robert Cohen, Joel Hodgson
Writer: Harold Buchholz, Elliott Kalan, Felicia Day, Matt Oswalt, Storm DiCostanzo, Tammy Golden, Joel Hodgson, Baron Vaughn, Hampton Yount, Paul Sabourin, Lesley Kinzel, Erik Marcisak, Jonah Ray Rodrigues, Robert Lopez, Ernest Cline, Neil Casey