All Episodes of Mystery Science Theater 3000
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The cult hit returns! Captured by mad scientists, new host Jonah survives a blitz of cheesy B movies by riffing on them with his funny robot pals.
Season 1
7.7/10744 votesReptilicus
Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 4/14/2017
After falling into a trap on the dark side of the moon, Jonah Heston befriends a trio of robots and braves a slime-spewing Danish monster flick.
Director: Joel Hodgson, Robert Cohen
Writer: Paul Chaplin, Tammy Golden, Dan Harmon, Joel Hodgson, Justin Roiland, Jonah Ray Rodrigues, Harold Buchholz, Lesley Kinzel, Paul Sabourin, Storm DiCostanzo, Matt Oswalt, Mary Robinson, Elliott Kalan, Baron Vaughn, Hampton Yount
8.2/10552 votesCry Wilderness
Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 4/14/2017
Stock footage, a sketchy Bigfoot costume and creepy fits of laughter make this 1980s tale of boy, beast and park ranger ripe for wisecracks.
Director: Joel Hodgson, Robert Cohen
Writer: Rebecca Hanson, Joel Hodgson, Jonah Ray Rodrigues, Shaun Stewart, Harold Buchholz, Lesley Kinzel, Eric Fell, Patrick Maliha, Matt McGinnis, Tim Ryder, Seth Robinson, Mary Robinson, Opus Moreschi, Elliott Kalan, Baron Vaughn, Hampton Yount, Felicia Day
7.3/10453 votesThe Time Travelers
Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 4/14/2017
A botched experiment hurls a group of scientists into a bleak future full of mutants, androids and catty humans in this 1964 sci-fi romp.
Director: Joel Hodgson, Robert Cohen
Writer: Mario Weddell, Tammy Golden, Joel Hodgson, Jonah Ray Rodrigues, Paul Sabourin, Matt McGinnis, Eugene Cordero, Russ Walko, Seth Robinson, Storm DiCostanzo, Matt Oswalt, Mary Robinson, Elliott Kalan, Baron Vaughn, Hampton Yount, Erik Marcisak
7.9/10475 votesAvalanche
Season 1 Episode 4 - Aired 4/14/2017
While Jonah and crew dig into a schlocky ski-resort disaster flick starring Rock Hudson and Mia Farrow, Kinga connects with her long-distance lover.
Director: Joel Hodgson, Robert Cohen
Writer: Tammy Golden, Joel Hodgson, Jonah Ray Rodrigues, Harold Buchholz, Paul Sabourin, Jonathan Stern, Matt Conant, Storm DiCostanzo, Matt Oswalt, Mary Robinson, Elliott Kalan, Baron Vaughn, Hampton Yount
7.3/10405 votesThe Beast of Hollow Mountain
Season 1 Episode 5 - Aired 4/14/2017
Saddle up for a trip to a Mexican ranch with a nasty secret in this part-Western, part-monster movie that's all torture for Jonah and the bots.
Director: Joel Hodgson, Robert Cohen
Writer: Tammy Golden, Joel Hodgson, Jonah Ray Rodrigues, Paul Sabourin, Matt McGinnis, Seth Robinson, Storm DiCostanzo, Matt Oswalt, Mary Robinson, Elliott Kalan, Baron Vaughn, Hampton Yount, Joshua Pruett, Kate Micucci, Grant Baciocco
7.7/10418 votesStarcrash
Season 1 Episode 6 - Aired 4/14/2017
Perms, skimpy battle outfits and cheap effects abound in this 1978 "Star Wars" knockoff with David Hasselhoff and Christopher Plummer.
Director: Joel Hodgson, Robert Cohen
Writer: Paul Chaplin, Joel Hodgson, Jonah Ray Rodrigues, Harold Buchholz, Paul Sabourin, Matt McGinnis, Seth Robinson, Storm DiCostanzo, Mary Robinson, Elliott Kalan, Baron Vaughn, Hampton Yount, Erik Marcisak, Bill Corbett, Dana Gould, Mary Jo Pehl, Mark Levy
7.5/10368 votesThe Land That Time Forgot
Season 1 Episode 7 - Aired 4/14/2017
A motley group aboard a German U-boat discovers an island full of ancient beasts and evolutionary mysteries in this blustery 1974 adventure.
Director: Joel Hodgson, Robert Cohen
Writer: Tammy Golden, Joel Hodgson, Jonah Ray Rodrigues, Matt McGinnis, Matt Conant, Seth Robinson, Matt Oswalt, Mary Robinson, Elliott Kalan, Baron Vaughn, Hampton Yount, Ivan Askwith, Adam Ray, Larry Johnson
7.2/10337 votesThe Loves of Hercules
Season 1 Episode 8 - Aired 4/14/2017
The far-fetched fight scenes and tangled plot lines of the breathy Jayne Mansfield saga nudge Jonah and friends one step closer to the edge.
Director: Joel Hodgson, Robert Cohen
Writer: Rebecca Hanson, Paul Chaplin, Joel Hodgson, Jonah Ray Rodrigues, Harold Buchholz, Lesley Kinzel, Paul Sabourin, Matt McGinnis, Tim Ryder, Seth Robinson, Storm DiCostanzo, Mary Robinson, Elliott Kalan, Baron Vaughn, Hampton Yount, Felicia Day, Erik Marcisak, Zach Thompson, Ryon Day
7.8/10352 votesYongary
Season 1 Episode 9 - Aired 4/14/2017
Rockets, quakes and reptiles, oh my! Jonah and the bots dive into a South Korean monster film that's long on rampages and short on sensible behavior.
Director: Joel Hodgson, Robert Cohen
Writer: Tammy Golden, Joel Hodgson, Jonah Ray Rodrigues, Matt McGinnis, Seth Robinson, Matt Oswalt, Mary Robinson, Elliott Kalan, Baron Vaughn, Hampton Yount, Zach Thompson, Joe Parsons, Scott Chester, John Erler
7.9/10344 votesWizards of the Lost Kingdom
Season 1 Episode 10 - Aired 4/14/2017
A boy magician, a boozy hero and a furry ... something-or-other team up to save a kingdom from a nefarious sorcerer in this 1985 cheesefest.
Director: Joel Hodgson, Robert Cohen
Writer: Tammy Golden, Joel Hodgson, Jonah Ray Rodrigues, Harold Buchholz, Lesley Kinzel, Matt McGinnis, Matt Conant, Seth Robinson, Matt Oswalt, Elliott Kalan, Baron Vaughn, Hampton Yount, Dana Snyder
7.5/10310 votesWizards of the Lost Kingdom II
Season 1 Episode 11 - Aired 4/14/2017
The Mads turn up the heat with a sequel! This time, a has-been wizard and his gawky apprentice embark on their own mind-bending quest to quash evil.
Director: Joel Hodgson, Robert Cohen
Writer: Paul Chaplin, Tammy Golden, Joel Hodgson, Jonah Ray Rodrigues, Paul Sabourin, Matt McGinnis, Seth Robinson, Storm DiCostanzo, Matt Oswalt, Mary Robinson, Elliott Kalan, Baron Vaughn, Hampton Yount, Felicia Day, Bill Corbett, Mary Jo Pehl, Tiffany Hartsell
7.5/10331 votesCarnival Magic
Season 1 Episode 12 - Aired 4/14/2017
Kinga drops a bombshell on Jonah before plunging him into a world of bare-chested carnies, talking chimps, brooding magicians and young love.
Director: Joel Hodgson, Robert Cohen
Writer: Tammy Golden, Joel Hodgson, Jonah Ray Rodrigues, Paul Sabourin, Seth Robinson, Storm DiCostanzo, Matt Oswalt, Elliott Kalan, Baron Vaughn, Hampton Yount, Erik Marcisak, Ashley Holtgraver, Nell Scovell
7.4/10307 votesThe Christmas That Almost Wasn't
Season 1 Episode 13 - Aired 4/14/2017
The gang gets in the holiday spirit with the tale of a plucky lawyer who sets out to save Santa Claus from the clutches of a spoilsport zillionaire.
Director: Joel Hodgson, Robert Cohen
Writer: Joel Hodgson, Jonah Ray Rodrigues, Harold Buchholz, Lesley Kinzel, Paul Sabourin, Matt Conant, Storm DiCostanzo, Mary Robinson, Elliott Kalan, Baron Vaughn, Hampton Yount, Joel McHale, Ashley Holtgraver, Tiffany Hartsell
7.4/10290 votesAt the Earth's Core
Season 1 Episode 14 - Aired 4/14/2017
While gearing up for his big day, Jonah joins Doug McClure for a wild drill ride down to a lava-licked world ruled by tyrannical, telepathic beasts.
Director: Joel Hodgson, Robert Cohen
Writer: Tammy Golden, Joel Hodgson, Jonah Ray Rodrigues, Harold Buchholz, Lesley Kinzel, Paul Sabourin, Storm DiCostanzo, Matt Oswalt, Elliott Kalan, Baron Vaughn, Hampton Yount, Felicia Day, Erik Marcisak, Ernest Cline, Robert Lopez, Neil Casey