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The Best Episodes of Mystery Science Theater 3000 Season 7

Every episode of Mystery Science Theater 3000 Season 7 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of Mystery Science Theater 3000 Season 7!

A stranded spaceship pilot captured by mad scientists survives a blitz of cheesy B movies by riffing on them with his funny robot pals.
Genres:ComedySci-Fi & Fantasy

Season 7 Ratings Summary

"Night of the Blood Beast" is the best rated episode of "Mystery Science Theater 3000" season 7. It scored 7.8/10 based on 482 votes. Directed by Trace Beaulieu and written by N/A, it aired on 2/3/1996. This episode is rated 0.4 points higher than the second-best, "The Brute Man".

  • Night of the Blood Beast
    7.8/10482 votes

    #1 - Night of the Blood Beast

    Season 7 Episode 1 - Aired 2/3/1996

    In the theater, the crew watches as an astronaut finds himself pregnant with alien embryos in "Night of the Blood Beast" (1958). Meanwhile, in Deep 13, Dr. Forrester is adjusting to his overbearing mother now living with him.

    Director: Trace Beaulieu

    Writer: N/A

  • The Brute Man
    7.4/10457 votes

    #2 - The Brute Man

    Season 7 Episode 2 - Aired 2/10/1996

    In the theater, the crew watches as a blind woman unknowingly hosts a misshapen serial killer in her home in "The Brute Man" (1946). Meanwhile, on the SOL, Mike can't bear to have Servo gestating in an egg for 21 days. This episode features the short "The Chicken of Tomorrow" (1948).

    Director: Kevin Murphy

    Writer: N/A

  • Deathstalker and the Warriors from Hell
    7.5/10521 votes

    #3 - Deathstalker and the Warriors from Hell

    Season 7 Episode 3 - Aired 2/17/1996

    In the theater, the crew watches as an acerbic hero adventures through the realm of Southland on a quest for three magic stones in "Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell" (1988). Meanwhile, on the SOL, Mike is enchanted by the Renaissance Fest the bots put on for him.

    Director: Trace Beaulieu

    Writer: N/A

  • The Incredible Melting Man
    7.9/10683 votes

    #4 - The Incredible Melting Man

    Season 7 Episode 4 - Aired 2/24/1996

    In the theater, the crew watches an astronaut return from a mission and begin to melt while going on a bizarre killing spree in "The Incredible Melting Man" (1977). On the SOL, Crow's screenplay is being made into a movie by Pearl and Dr. Forrester.

    Director: Kevin Murphy

    Writer: N/A

  • Escape 2000
    7.0/10430 votes

    #5 - Escape 2000

    Season 7 Episode 5 - Aired 3/2/1996

    In the theater, the crew watches as a street punk protects the Bronx from being razed by an evil corporation in "Escape 2000" (1985). Meanwhile, on the SOL, Crow accidentally lights several fires and Mike chokes Servo with cigar smoke.

    Director: Jim Mallon

    Writer: N/A

  • Laserblast
    8.0/10612 votes

    #6 - Laserblast

    Season 7 Episode 6 - Aired 5/18/1996

    In the theater, the crew watches as a disaffected teen with a cool van discovers an alien weapon in the desert and is driven to go on a killing spree in "Laserblast" (1978). Meanwhile, in Deep 13, Dr. Forrester’s funding has been cut, so he’s cutting the satellite loose.

    Director: Trace Beaulieu

    Writer: N/A