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   8.7/10(224 votes)

   #1 - Guide to: Field Trips, Permission Slips, Signs and Weasels

   S3:E216/8/2007

   The school goes on a field trip to a museum, including Ned, Moze and Cookie, even after they have been banned from the field trip by Vice-Principal Crubbs for trying to forge a permission slip for Cookie. Ned tries to spend time with Suzie while avoiding Crubbs; Moze tries to see the wild boy, and Loomer tries to spend time with her. Cookie becomes "the Steel Eagle" to impress Lisa Zemo. Eventually, all three are chased by Crubbs, museum security guards, and samurai actors. Ned then becomes the museum's titular Wild Boy and must choose between Suzie and Moze. He chooses Moze, they kiss, and become boyfriend and girlfriend, while Suzie decides to date Loomer again. Cookie learns of a plan to steal the museum's Wild Boy painting, so the trio gain the attention of the security guards and catch the thieves. Cookie wins a date with Lisa. Meanwhile, back at the school, Gordy tries to catch the weasel with the help of the other teachers, whose items have been destroyed by the weasel. They eventually demolish the entire school to catch the weasel, only to find out that it has given birth; feeling sympathetic, Gordy and the teachers decide to spare the weasel. Note: This is a double-length episode.

   Director:Savage Steve Holland

   Writers:Scott Fellows, Lazar Saric

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   Director:Savage Steve Holland

   Writers:Scott Fellows, Lazar Saric
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   8.6/10(115 votes)

   #2 - Guide to:Making New Friends & Positives & Negatives

   S3:E163/24/2007

   MAKING NEW FRIENDS; Ned tries to be friends with Faymen, Moze wants a friend to go shopping with and Cookie befriends the Weasel. POSITIVES & NEGATIVES; Ned tries to cheer up the most negative kid in school, Moze finds out Faymen's kisses lack spark and Cookie tries to zap Loomer with static electricity

   Director:Savage Steve Holland

   Writers:Scott Fellows, Rick Groel

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   Director:Savage Steve Holland

   Writers:Scott Fellows, Rick Groel
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   8.3/10(110 votes)

   #3 - Guide to: Failing & Tutors

   S2:E185/13/2006

   Failing: Ned is warned that he must ace all his final exams or he might stay back a grade. Moze gets her first "F" ever and panics, doing everything she can to plan more study time, including quitting volleyball and not wahing her hair. Cookie tries to fail tests on purpose to avoid advancing to High School. Tutors: Ned has to find a tutor in order to avoid summer school. Moze gets into some tutor trouble by having a bunch of sixth graders fall in love with her. Cookie is paired up with the nastiest "tooter" of all for his final Social Studies project.

   Director:Chip Fields

   Writer:Rick Groel

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   Director:Chip Fields

   Writer:Rick Groel
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   8.2/10(95 votes)

   #4 - Guide to: Science Fair & Study Hall

   S2:E195/20/2006

   Ned enlists Moze's help to win a ribbon in the science fair; Cookie attempts to impress Vanessa and her grandmother. Ned tries to study for a test, but he is constantly distracted; Moze gets injured and must wear a traction device, which makes nobody want to talk to her; Cookie tries to sneak out of study hall to meet Vanessa, but the teacher refuses to give him the bathroom pass early.

   Director:Joe Menendez

   Writers:Scott Fellows, Lazar Saric

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   Director:Joe Menendez

   Writers:Scott Fellows, Lazar Saric
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   8.2/10(99 votes)

   #5 - Guide to: Double Dating & The Last Day

   S2:E206/3/2006

   Double Dating: For the final dance of the school year, Ned and Suzie double date with Moze and hunk Jock Bitterman. Cookie meanwhile is asked by Lisa and says yes. Soon after Vanessa says yes, so Cookie must take Lisa and Vanessa to the dance and keep them separated.The Last Day: Ned and Moze try to figure the best way to tell Suzie about “the kiss”. Determined to catch the weasel before the summer, Gordy lets Cookies Battle Bot free in the halls, where it unleashes havoc.

   Director:Fred Savage

   Writers:Scott Fellows, Lazar Saric

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   Director:Fred Savage

   Writers:Scott Fellows, Lazar Saric
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   8.2/10(111 votes)

   #6 - Guide to: Money & Parties

   S3:E174/7/2007

   The trio need to raise money for a music festival; Ned borrows money from Missy that he must work off to pay her back; Moze gets her money from hard work; Cookie tries to get money from entertainment. Ned goes to Seth's party with Missy and tries to ditch her when Suzie unexpectedly shows up; Moze tries to kiss Ned to determine if she'll see sparks; Cookie is not invited, so he sneaks in as the girl named Simone.

   Director:Marcus Wagner

   Writers:Scott Fellows, Eddie Guzelian

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   Director:Marcus Wagner

   Writers:Scott Fellows, Eddie Guzelian
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   8.2/10(81 votes)

   #7 - Guide to: Tests and When You Like Someone Who Is Going Out With Someone Else

   S3:E206/2/2007

   Ned studies for three tests on the same day with the help of the school's geeks and becomes a geek himself in the process; Moze takes a test to see if Ned or Faymen is right for her and Faymen gets all perfect scores and Ned as a geek gets all zeroes; Cookie gives Evelyn Kwong a "test" to prove that they are incompatible and she decides to date Seth instead. Ned tries to confess to Moze that he likes her; Moze must decide between Ned and Faymen, while Faymen has a decide whether or not to go back to Brazil; Cookie eliminates all of Lisa Zemo's other admirers so that he can spend time with her; in a surprise ending reveal, Suzie has moved back to Polk.

   Director:Gary Stella

   Writers:Scott Fellows, Lazar Saric

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   Director:Gary Stella

   Writers:Scott Fellows, Lazar Saric
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   8.1/10(96 votes)

   #8 - Guide to: Emergency Drills & Late Bus

   S1:E132/19/2005

   Emergency Drills:Every time Ned wants to ask Suzie to Chandra Taylor's party an emergency drill distracts him. Eventually, Ned gets to ask Suzie and she accepts. The only problem is Ned can't go to the party because he, Cookie, and Moze are trapped in Gordy's extra supply locker. Late Bus: When bus number 9 breaks down, all the kids are stuck waiting for another bus. Loomer makes a deal with Ned that he won't bully him for an entire year if Ned helps him get Moze's attention. Meanwhile, Cookie is leading a "Cookie's Late Bus After School Tour" in which he shows kids what teachers do after hours. We see Coach Dirga crying over a soap opera, and the worst possible thing ever, a teacher rap group taught by Lil' Romeo. Also, Moze makes friends with another Jennifer, but finds out it's her last day. And what we have seen, this may lead to a friendship between Moze and Suzie Crabgrass.

   Director:Fred Savage

   Writers:Joe Fallon, Rick Groel

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   Director:Fred Savage

   Writers:Joe Fallon, Rick Groel
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   8.1/10(120 votes)

   #9 - Guide to: New Grade & Dodgeball

   S3:E19/24/2006

   New Grade: Ned accidentally becomes the new class bully, while Moze deals with a not-so-friendly new English Teacher. Cookie tries to get to know the new no-braces, non-sniffling Lisa Zemo. <p> Dodgeball: Ned must battle the dark side, Loomer and his ‘secret weapon’ in a dodgeball game, and he must do it without Moze, the best player in school!

   Director:Savage Steve Holland

   Writers:Scott Fellows, Eddie Guzelian

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   Writers:Scott Fellows, Eddie Guzelian
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    8.1/10(92 votes)

    #10 - Guide to: Halloween & Vampires, Ghosts, Werewolves and Zombies

    S3:E510/29/2006

    The kids set up a Halloween party at Polk, and Principal Pal is thought to be dead after he enters the haunted hall. Polk becomes a Halloween nightmare, where Ned is a vampire, Cookie is a werewolf, Moze is a ghost, and Gordy is a zombie.

    Director:Savage Steve Holland

    Writers:Scott Fellows, Lazar Saric

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    Writers:Scott Fellows, Lazar Saric
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    8.1/10(99 votes)

    #11 - Guide to: Health & Jealousy

    S3:E195/12/2007

    Ned suffers from an embarrassing itch; Moze tries to clean up the resuscitation dummy, but she throws it out the window and buries it, and Cookie thinks that it was Faymen; Cookie also is suffering from mood swings. Ned and Moze pretend to date to free Ned from Missy's jealous rage; Seth, Faymen and Loomer fight over Moze; Cookie attempts to make Lisa Zemo jealous by pretending to go out with another girl, but instead, it makes Evelyn Kwong jealous.

    Director:Lazar Saric

    Writers:Rick Groel, Eddie Guzelian

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    Director:Lazar Saric

    Writers:Rick Groel, Eddie Guzelian
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    7.9/10(104 votes)

    #12 - Guide to: Sick Days & Spelling Bees

    S1:E610/24/2004

    Sick Days: Ned must stay healthy when the flu hits Polk Middle School and he finds out Matt Hoffman is coming to visit. Cookie tries to keep his perfect attendance record in tact with help from Lisa. Moze tries to get sick and miss her speech in Social Studies. Not succeding, Moze must make her speech but finds out it is easier than she thought. Spelling Bee: Cookie is the only one with a chance to beat the dreaded Killer Bees. With an easy spell at the spelling bee, will it be Ned who beats the Killer Bees? Moze copes with sitting by Mr. Gross after spelling a word wrong.

    Director:Adam Weissman

    Writer:Joe Fallon

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    Director:Adam Weissman

    Writer:Joe Fallon
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    7.9/10(91 votes)

    #13 - Guide to: The New Semester and Electives

    S2:E110/1/2005

    New Semester: Ned seeks his first kiss from Suzie Crabgrass which is on his "new semester list", but first he enlists Moze's help to break up Suzie and Loomer. By breaking them up Ned would have Suzie. Meanwhile, Cookie starts the new semester with a new super cool look and becomes a bully. Electives: Ned, Moze and Cookie try out different electives so they can finally get a class together and score an easy "A."

    Director:Paul Hoen

    Writer:Scott Fellows

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    Writer:Scott Fellows
14. 

    7.9/10(83 votes)

    #14 - Guide to: Spirit Week & Clothes

    S2:E154/15/2006

    Spirit Week: The King and Queen of Spirit are destined to go out; always! And Suzie wins the girls side with ease, to continue the family tradition of being spirit week queen. Knowing this, Ned gets in a battle with Martin Qwerly for Spirit Week King. Cookie and Moze get stuck with the spirit stick and can't let it touch the ground or cause the school to have bad luck. Clothes: Ned and Moze get tickets from Missy’s newly formed fashion police. Cookie creates a school uniform.

    Director:Adam Weissman

    Writer:Eddie Guzelian

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    Director:Adam Weissman

    Writer:Eddie Guzelian
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    7.8/10(164 votes)

    #15 - Guide to: The First Day & Lockers

    S1:E19/12/2004

    First Day: It's the first day of school, and Ned and Cookie discover Moze has taken Cooking instead of Art to separate herself from the guys for once. Lockers: When Ned's new locker neighbor gives him a bad rep, he searches for a new locker. Moze tries to use her locker to make new friends that are girls, but ends up competing with Suzie Crabgrass.

    Director:David Kendall

    Writer:Scott Fellows

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    Director:David Kendall

    Writer:Scott Fellows
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    7.8/10(100 votes)

    #16 - Guide to: Seating & Tryouts

    S1:E410/3/2004

    Seating: Ned and Cookie to figure out how to sit at the cool table. Moze changes when she moves to the front of Science class and does so good that the teacher reverses the room, making Moze in back.. Gordy helps Cookie create the ultimate bus bounce. Tryouts: Ned tries to ascend to the basketball team and tries to become taller so he'll make the team. Moze goes out for volleyball, basketball, track, but must decide between them. With some help from Ned, she decides which is right for her. Cookie tumbles into cheerleading and demands equal rights after being kicked out.

    Director:Fred Savage

    Writer:Scott Fellows

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    Director:Fred Savage

    Writer:Scott Fellows
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    7.8/10(99 votes)

    #17 - Guide to: Crushes & Dances

    S1:E510/10/2004

    Crushes: Ned has a crush on Suzie and Cookie has developed a "perfect match" computer program. Coconut Head follows Moze and she thinks that Coconut head wants to ask her to the dance. Dances: Ned wants to dance with Suzie. But with her getting together and breaking up, will he be able to dance with her? Moze has dance tips of her own while Cookie waits for supermodel Martika after forcing to get her to be his perfect match.

    Director:Adam Weissman

    Writers:Mike Preister, Rick Groel

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    Director:Adam Weissman

    Writers:Mike Preister, Rick Groel
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    7.8/10(100 votes)

    #18 - Guide to: Notes & Best Friends

    S1:E101/9/2005

    Notes: Bitsy has Ned pass a note and Sweeney catches him, now he must pay. He has to write an essay along with everyone else so they plot revenge. Cookie finds joy in forging notes, but danger comes when he leads the teachers to the forgers "domain". Best Friends: Moze continues her search for a new best friend with a quiz and whoever matches up closely is meant for her. But Moze ends up joining the Huge Crew. The Killer Bees recruit Cookie which puts Ned and Cookie's friendship to the test. Ned tries to find a new best friend in place of Cookie.

    Director:Paul Hoen

    Writers:Scott Fellows, Lazar Saric

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    Director:Paul Hoen

    Writers:Scott Fellows, Lazar Saric
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    7.8/10(89 votes)

    #19 - Guide to: Dares and Bad Habits

    S2:E81/14/2006

    Classmates dare Ned to ask out Missy; Moze must wear a dress as part of a dare and meets three girls she suspects are robots; Cookie competes with Loomer to be the "King of Dares". Ned tries to fix his bad habit of saying yes to everyone; Moze tries to fix her habit of trash-talking; Cookie tries to replace his technology hoarding habit with something else.

    Director:Savage Steve Holland

    Writers:Lazar Saric, Rick Groel

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    7.8/10(78 votes)

    #20 - Guide to: Asking Someone Out and Recycling

    S2:E123/18/2006

    Asking Someone Out: Ned hires some people to find out if Suzie will go on a date with him. Recycling: Ned, Cookie, and Moze compete to win a mountain bike in a recycling contest. Everything they collect is stolen, but Cookies idea of glueing bottles together ends up in him having it bought by an art collecter. Ned loses the guide in the recycling madness, and Moze sneaks into the teacher's lounge to collect recycling.

    Director:Joe Menendez

    Writers:Scott Fellows, Frank Berin

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    Director:Joe Menendez

    Writers:Scott Fellows, Frank Berin
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    7.8/10(82 votes)

    #21 - Guide to: Yearbook & Career Week

    S2:E164/15/2006

    Yearbook: Ned tries to win “Best Smile” in order to be next to Suzie Crabgrass in the yearbook forever. Cookie tries hacks into the yearbook and makes some changes. Career Week: Vice Principal Crubbs wants Ned to pursue a career in education, but Ned isn't interested. Cookie decides he wants to be a sports agent and signs Moze as his client.

    Director:Dan Coffie

    Writer:Gene Grillo

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    Director:Dan Coffie

    Writer:Gene Grillo
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    7.8/10(84 votes)

    #22 - Guide to: Art Class & Lost and Found

    S3:E611/5/2006

    Ned draws an abstract piece of art, which everyone else sees as a 'naked lady', leading to a cause célèbre; Moze tries photography and creates photos of other people's personal moments; Cookie gets 6th graders to make him keybowls. Ned finds a pair of Carmelo Anthony signed sneakers that he wants to claim, but Moze tries to find the shoes' real owner; Moze tries to find her stuffed animal that she lost in sixth grade; Cookie tries to find his MP3 player which has an embarrassing song he recorded on it.

    Director:Savage Steve Holland

    Writers:Ben Montanio, Frank Berin, Vince Cheung

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    Writers:Ben Montanio, Frank Berin, Vince Cheung
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    7.8/10(86 votes)

    #23 - Guide to: Hallways & Friends Moving

    S3:E112/3/2007

    Hallway: Ned becomes the hall monitor and lets people in violation get off the hook, which leads the students believing that they can get away with anything in the halls; Moze tries to use hallway time to talk to Faymen; Cookie becomes the hallway traffic reporter. Friends Moving: Ned becomes concerned for his safety after the events of the previous episode, so he starts carrying around a pillow, or a "cushion protector" as he calls it; Moze tries to stop Faymen from leaving; Cookie tells Evelyn Kwong he is leaving for Hawaii, so everyone becomes convinced he is leaving; Suzie moves away, much to Ned's surprise and disappointment.

    Director:Dan Coffie

    Writers:Scott Fellows, Adam Beechen

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    Director:Dan Coffie

    Writers:Scott Fellows, Adam Beechen
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    7.7/10(97 votes)

    #24 - Guide to: Day Dreaming & Gym

    S1:E112/5/2005

    Daydreams: Ned daydreams in Science class. Sweeney challenges the class to answer a riddle before they can go to lunch. Fairly Odd Parents lend Ned a hand, along with super agent Moze and Tech Wizard Cookie. Gym: Moze and Ned spar in martial arts and Ned gets thrown for a loop. So now Ned practices to beat Moze, after being humiliated by being beaten by a girl. Cookie must pass Derga's gym requirements so he does Seth's homework in return for Seth to do Cookie's laps for him.

    Director:Joe Menendez

    Writers:Scott Fellows, Lazar Saric

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    Director:Joe Menendez

    Writers:Scott Fellows, Lazar Saric
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    7.7/10(84 votes)

    #25 - Guide to: The Bus & Bad Hair Days

    S3:E811/26/2006

    Ned tries to get to school early so he can get rid of a note he wrote to Suzie that says "I love you", but the bus driver is distressed over his own recent break-up; Moze tries to get a seat next to Faymen on the bus; Cookie must try to get to school after he misses the bus, or rather, the bus misses him. Ned tries to break out of school to get a free haircut; Moze tries to please Faymen with her hair, and ultimately seeks out Missy's help; Cookie tries to get Lisa Zemo to notice his mustache hair.

    Director:Savage Steve Holland

    Writers:Rick Groel, Cynthia True

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    Writers:Rick Groel, Cynthia True