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The whacky adventures of Ned Bigby and his best pals Moze and Cookie at James K. Polk Middle School, as "every-kid" Ned shatters the fourth wall to share tips and tricks on navigating middle school

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    Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide Season 1 Episode 2 - Guide to: Bathrooms & Project Partners
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    #1 - Guide to: Bathrooms & Project Partners

    S1:E2

    Bathrooms: Cookie tries to hold using the bathroom but gets stuck in the girls' room. Moze puts Ned's name on a bathroom stall, and someone puts kissy lips next to it. Project Partners: Moze must choose a partner for Social Studies. Ned and Cookie's baby is kidnapped.

    Director:Paul Hoen
    Writers:Scott Fellows, Joe Fallon

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  2. Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide Season 1 Episode 3 - Guide to: Detention & Teachers
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    #2 - Guide to: Detention & Teachers

    S1:E3

    Teachers: Ned clashes with Mr. Sweeney and realizes how to get an A, by doing the work! Moze has a new student teacher in math who she devises a plan with so the class with listen after it has gone crazy. Cookie is distracted by the beautiful Ms. Enstile and tries to control his affection toward her. Detentions: Ned, Cookie and Moze are sent to detention.

    Director:Jonathan Winfrey
    Writer:Lazar Saric

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  3. Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide Season 1 Episode 4 - Guide to: Seating & Tryouts
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    #3 - Guide to: Seating & Tryouts

    S1:E4

    Seating: Ned and Cookie to figure out how to sit at the cool table. Moze changes when she moves to the front of Science class and does so good that the teacher reverses the room, making Moze in back.. Gordy helps Cookie create the ultimate bus bounce. Tryouts: Ned tries to ascend to the basketball team and tries to become taller so he'll make the team. Moze goes out for volleyball, basketball, track, but must decide between them. With some help from Ned, she decides which is right for her. Cookie tumbles into cheerleading and demands equal rights after being kicked out.

    Director:Fred Savage
    Writer:Scott Fellows

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  4. Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide Season 1 Episode 5 - Guide to: Crushes & Dances
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    #4 - Guide to: Crushes & Dances

    S1:E5

    Crushes: Ned has a crush on Suzie and Cookie has developed a "perfect match" computer program. Coconut Head follows Moze and she thinks that Coconut head wants to ask her to the dance. Dances: Ned wants to dance with Suzie. But with her getting together and breaking up, will he be able to dance with her? Moze has dance tips of her own while Cookie waits for supermodel Martika after forcing to get her to be his perfect match.

    Director:Adam Weissman
    Writers:Mike Preister, Rick Groel

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  5. Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide Season 1 Episode 6 - Guide to: Sick Days & Spelling Bees
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    #5 - Guide to: Sick Days & Spelling Bees

    S1:E6

    Sick Days: Ned must stay healthy when the flu hits Polk Middle School and he finds out Matt Hoffman is coming to visit. Cookie tries to keep his perfect attendance record in tact with help from Lisa. Moze tries to get sick and miss her speech in Social Studies. Not succeding, Moze must make her speech but finds out it is easier than she thought. Spelling Bee: Cookie is the only one with a chance to beat the dreaded Killer Bees. With an easy spell at the spelling bee, will it be Ned who beats the Killer Bees? Moze copes with sitting by Mr. Gross after spelling a word wrong.

    Director:Adam Weissman
    Writer:Joe Fallon

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  6. Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide Season 1 Episode 7 - Guide to: Rumors & Photo Day
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    #6 - Guide to: Rumors & Photo Day

    S1:E7

    Rumors: Rumors terrorize the group; a rumor spreads that Ned and Moze are dating, and Cookie and Gordy fight against Mr. Sweeney to see if a rumored "atomic flush" is true, and Ned develops a plan for it. Photo Day: It's Photo Day at James Polk. Ned gives Moze a crash course on how to take a good picture, and Cookie holds auditions for someone to take his picture for him.

    Director:Fred Savage
    Writers:Lazar Saric, Joe Fallon

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  7. Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide Season 1 Episode 8 - Guide to: Talent Show & School Elections
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    #7 - Guide to: Talent Show & School Elections

    S1:E8

    School Elections: Ned doesn't want to run for class president because it's a popularity contest. Moze and Cookie think he'd be great. Ned tries to drop out by vandalizing, starting food fights, and that. It comes down to the undecided vote, Coconut Head! Now its a mission to find out who he will vote for. Talent Show: Ned and Cookie create "Talentpalooza" when kids are excluded from the school talent show. Moze must decide which of her many talents would be good for the show. Cookie gets people out of the regular talent show and into "Talentpalooza" which gets the principal mad.

    Director:Jonathan Winfrey
    Writers:Scott Fellows, Lazar Saric

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  8. Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide Season 1 Episode 9 - Guide to: Computer Lab & Backpacks
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    #8 - Guide to: Computer Lab & Backpacks

    S1:E9

    Computer Lab: Ned and Moze are banned from the computer lab. Cookie learns about life away from technology thanks to Lisa Zemo. Ned and Moze disguise themselves to get back in the lab. Backpack: Ned needs a new backpack after his breaks so he goes to Backpack Boy for help. Moze loses her backpack so she needs to find it before somebody reads her personal diary. Cookie creates the "bodypack" so he doesn't need a backpack, but it backfires on him due to Loomer.

    Director:Fred Savage
    Writers:Mike Preister, Rick Groel

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  9. Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide Season 1 Episode 10 - Guide to: Notes & Best Friends
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    #9 - Guide to: Notes & Best Friends

    S1:E10

    Notes: Bitsy has Ned pass a note and Sweeney catches him, now he must pay. He has to write an essay along with everyone else so they plot revenge. Cookie finds joy in forging notes, but danger comes when he leads the teachers to the forgers "domain". Best Friends: Moze continues her search for a new best friend with a quiz and whoever matches up closely is meant for her. But Moze ends up joining the Huge Crew. The Killer Bees recruit Cookie which puts Ned and Cookie's friendship to the test. Ned tries to find a new best friend in place of Cookie.

    Director:Paul Hoen
    Writers:Scott Fellows, Lazar Saric

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  10. Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide Season 1 Episode 11 - Guide to: Day Dreaming & Gym
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    #10 - Guide to: Day Dreaming & Gym

    S1:E11

    Daydreams: Ned daydreams in Science class. Sweeney challenges the class to answer a riddle before they can go to lunch. Fairly Odd Parents lend Ned a hand, along with super agent Moze and Tech Wizard Cookie. Gym: Moze and Ned spar in martial arts and Ned gets thrown for a loop. So now Ned practices to beat Moze, after being humiliated by being beaten by a girl. Cookie must pass Derga's gym requirements so he does Seth's homework in return for Seth to do Cookie's laps for him.

    Director:Joe Menendez
    Writers:Scott Fellows, Lazar Saric

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  11. Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide Season 1 Episode 12 - Guide to: Cheaters & Bullies
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    #11 - Guide to: Cheaters & Bullies

    S1:E12

    Cheaters: Ned must decide if he's going to cheat on a test. Bitsy keeps copying Moze's work so Moze develops a plan to get Bitsy in trouble. Cookie develops a system for studying and is accused of cheating which leads him to take his test without any tools, proving a point to the teacher. Bullies: Loomer is looking for Ned and Cookie, they decide to make a stand. Moze and Claire start Peer Mediation to help with problems at school The only problem is that they cannot find a teacher worthy of leading Peer Mediation. But when they find him, it is too late to stop Ned and Lumer's fight?

    Director:Chip Fields
    Writers:Mike Preister, Rick Groel

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  12. Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide Season 1 Episode 13 - Guide to: Emergency Drills & Late Bus
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    #12 - Guide to: Emergency Drills & Late Bus

    S1:E13

    Emergency Drills:Every time Ned wants to ask Suzie to Chandra Taylor's party an emergency drill distracts him. Eventually, Ned gets to ask Suzie and she accepts. The only problem is Ned can't go to the party because he, Cookie, and Moze are trapped in Gordy's extra supply locker. Late Bus: When bus number 9 breaks down, all the kids are stuck waiting for another bus. Loomer makes a deal with Ned that he won't bully him for an entire year if Ned helps him get Moze's attention. Meanwhile, Cookie is leading a "Cookie's Late Bus After School Tour" in which he shows kids what teachers do after hours. We see Coach Dirga crying over a soap opera, and the worst possible thing ever, a teacher rap group taught by Lil' Romeo. Also, Moze makes friends with another Jennifer, but finds out it's her last day. And what we have seen, this may lead to a friendship between Moze and Suzie Crabgrass.

    Director:Fred Savage
    Writers:Joe Fallon, Rick Groel

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  13. Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide Season 3 Episode 22 - Guide to: Field Trips, Permission Slips, Signs and Weasels (2)
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    #13 - Guide to: Field Trips, Permission Slips, Signs and Weasels (2)

    S3:E22

    Coming Soon!

    Director:Savage Steve Holland
    Writers:Scott Fellows, Lazar Saric

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  14. Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide Season 2 Episode 7 - Guide to: Gross Biology Dissection & Upper Classmen
    6.9/10(118 votes)

    #14 - Guide to: Gross Biology Dissection & Upper Classmen

    S2:E7

    Upperclassmen: Ned offers to give a 5th grader a tour of the school. Moze likes an upperclassman. Gross Biology Dissection: Ned is torn between Moze and Suzie during a biology dissection project.

    Director:David Kendall
    Writers:Scott Fellows, Mike Preister

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  15. Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide Season 3 Episode 9 - Guide to: Revenge & School Records
    7.2/10(87 votes)

    #15 - Guide to: Revenge & School Records

    S3:E9

    Revenge: When Ned gets revenge on Loomer, Martin notices and gives him names like "The Revenger." All the kids start to ask him to get revenge for them. A girl named Stacey wants revenge on Moze and the Wolf volleyball team. School Records: Ned wants to beat the hallway speed record, he runs into Crubbs. Crubbs marks Ned's permanent record. Cookie loses his perfect attendance award. Moze tries to beat the school record for the most school records in sport.

    Director:David Kendall
    Writers:Lazar Saric, Rick Groel

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  16. Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide Season 2 Episode 3 - Guide to: School Clubs and Video Projects
    7.3/10(82 votes)

    #16 - Guide to: School Clubs and Video Projects

    S2:E3

    Video Projects - Ned and Cookie team up to make the ultimate video project. But the ultimate video project is easier said, than done. Moze makes a documentary about Mr. Wright, who's acting way too cool and not himself. School Clubs - Ned tries to stop Missy's Popular Club. Ned feels it is taking over the school and that Missy thinks everybody is a nerd. Moze and Suzie compete in every single club to be the best but it backfires and they get kicked out. So they have only one club left to choose from. Which club will they join? Cookie starts his own club, the Archaeology Club which helps Ned get into Missy's club and bring him all around the school.

    Director:Joe Menendez
    Writers:Scott Fellows, Lazar Saric

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  17. Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide Season 2 Episode 4 - Guide to: Notebooks & Math
    7.3/10(80 votes)

    #17 - Guide to: Notebooks & Math

    S2:E4

    Notebooks: Ned and Gordy caper to swipe Sweeney's "Golden Notebook." Moze finds a notebook full of juicy school rumors and Cookie invents the video notebook. Math: Ned starts a math study group with the smartest kids in class, but they soon realize that Ned isn't doing any work. Moze is faced with the challenge of pre-algebra and Cookie is promoted to 8th grade honors math, but his teacher is crazy.

    Directors:Paul Hoen, David Kendall
    Writers:Mike Preister, Lazar Saric

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  18. Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide Season 2 Episode 5 - Guide to: Vice Principals and Mondays
    7.3/10(83 votes)

    #18 - Guide to: Vice Principals and Mondays

    S2:E5

    A series of school property destruction incidents leads to the introduction of Vice Principal Crubbs, who suspects Ned, Moze and Cookie. So, the three take the investigation into their own hands, CSI-style. Ned and Moze try to come up with ideas to beat the Monday morning blues; Cookie must help Gordy stay awake on Monday.

    Directors:Savage Steve Holland, Joe Menendez
    Writer:Scott Fellows

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  19. Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide Season 3 Episode 3 - Guide to: Popularity & Stressin' Out
    7.3/10(88 votes)

    #19 - Guide to: Popularity & Stressin' Out

    S3:E3

    A new popularity list is posted – Missy "helps" Ned become popular so that he can ask Suzie out; Moze is in the top 10, but she does not like being popular; Cookie tries to find the list maker so that he can be made more popular. Ned becomes stressed that Suzie has another boyfriend; Moze becomes stressed that she will end up like iTeacher; Cookie competes with his rival Evelyn Kwong for the best test grade.

    Director:David Kendall
    Writers:Scott Fellows, Lazar Saric

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  20. Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide Season 2 Episode 2 - Guide to: Pep Rallies and Lunch
    7.4/10(87 votes)

    #20 - Guide to: Pep Rallies and Lunch

    S2:E2

    Pep Rallies: Ned becomes school mascot Wolfie, so he can miss class. Moze struggles to give a peppy speech and Cookie tries to spice it up with his own Super Cookie halftime stunt! Together they realize the true meaning of pep rallies isn't about cheerleaders and jocks, but it can be about getting you in spirit with normal people. Lunch: Ned tries to stop "One Bite" who's taking is lunch and eating it in "one bite." After devising a plan with hot sauce, Ned is sure "One Bite" won't steal his lunch anymore. Moze wonders why Suzie doesn't want to sit with her at lunch. Moze tries everything she can possibly think of, yet none of it works. Cookie panics after lunch lady predicts doom.

    Director:Savage Steve Holland
    Writers:Mike Preister, Rick Groel

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  21. Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide Season 2 Episode 6 - Guide to: Your Body and Procrastination
    7.4/10(85 votes)

    #21 - Guide to: Your Body and Procrastination

    S2:E6

    Your Body: Moze freaks when she feels she is too tall. After crushing somebody's project, she really wants to become short. Ned tries to become strong after Coach agreed to Loomer that they'd have a weight lifting competition. Cookie tries to become overprotective so Loomer won't hurt him. Procrastination: Moze bets Ned that he won't finish his project on time and the loser has to stand in front of the school as a clown. Cookie creates a machine that will stop his procrastination problems. Moze also needs to learn to clog dance.

    Director:Joe Menendez
    Writers:Rick Groel, Gene Grillo

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  22. Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide Season 3 Episode 2 - Guide to: Reading & Principals
    7.4/10(76 votes)

    #22 - Guide to: Reading & Principals

    S3:E2

    Reading: Ned tries ways to avoid his reading assignments, and Moze starts a girls-only book club that Cookie desperately wants to be in it. Principals: Principal Pal is retiring. It’s up to Ned, Moze and Cookie to find a new replacement, or VP Crubbs will get the job.

    Director:Jonathan Judge
    Writers:Lazar Saric, Frank Berin

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  23. Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide Season 3 Episode 15 - Guide to: Fundraising and Competition
    7.4/10(73 votes)

    #23 - Guide to: Fundraising and Competition

    S3:E15

    Ned and Cookie must raise money in different ways after they eat all of the chocolate they were supposed to sell for school fundraising; Moze cannot seem to sell her last chocolate bar. Ned teams up with Missy to battle Loomer in a Social Studies competition; Moze must find a new rival now that Suzie has moved away; Cookie fakes his way to become Lisa's salsa dance partner for a dance competition.

    Director:Fred Savage
    Writers:Lazar Saric, Rick Groel

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  24. Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide Season 2 Episode 10 - Guide to: Valentine's Day & School Websites
    7.5/10(85 votes)

    #24 - Guide to: Valentine's Day & School Websites

    S2:E10

    School Websites: Ned, Moze and Cookie make changes to the school website. Valentine’s Day: Ned sends Suzie a rose. Cookie sends himself multiple rose to try to be the hottest kid in school, and Moze becomes the hottest girl in school.

    Director:Paul Hoen
    Writers:Scott Fellows, Rick Groel

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  25. Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide Season 2 Episode 17 - Guide to: Music Class & Class Clown
    7.5/10(71 votes)

    #25 - Guide to: Music Class & Class Clown

    S2:E17

    Music Class: Ned and Cookie try to survive the boredom and tedium of learning an instrument in Music Instruction class while Moze gets Mozart music stuck in her head in Music Appreciation and can't get it out. Class Clown: When the Class Clown moves to Cleveland, Ned, Cookie, and Moze do an all out search for a new clown before things get to depressing at Polk. But everyone who tries gets in trouble with Crubbs.

    Director:Joe Menendez
    Writer:Scott Fellows

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Worst Episodes Summary

"Guide to: Bathrooms & Project Partners" is the worst rated episode of "Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide". It scored /10 based on 0 votes. Directed by Paul Hoen and written by Scott Fellows, Joe Fallon, it aired on 9/19/2004. This episode scored 0.0 points lower than the second lowest rated, "Guide to: Detention & Teachers".