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The whacky adventures of Ned Bigby and his best pals Moze and Cookie at James K. Polk Middle School, as "every-kid" Ned shatters the fourth wall to share tips and tricks on navigating middle school

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#1 - Guide to: Bathrooms & Project Partners
S1:E29/19/2004
Bathrooms: Cookie tries to hold using the bathroom but gets stuck in the girls' room. Moze puts Ned's name on a bathroom stall, and someone puts kissy lips next to it. Project Partners: Moze must choose a partner for Social Studies. Ned and Cookie's baby is kidnapped.
Director:Paul Hoen
Writers:Scott Fellows, Joe Fallon
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Director:Paul Hoen
Writers:Scott Fellows, Joe Fallon
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#2 - Guide to: Detention & Teachers
S1:E39/26/2004
Teachers: Ned clashes with Mr. Sweeney and realizes how to get an A, by doing the work! Moze has a new student teacher in math who she devises a plan with so the class with listen after it has gone crazy. Cookie is distracted by the beautiful Ms. Enstile and tries to control his affection toward her. Detentions: Ned, Cookie and Moze are sent to detention.
Director:Jonathan Winfrey
Writer:Lazar Saric
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Director:Jonathan Winfrey
Writer:Lazar Saric
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#3 - Guide to: Seating & Tryouts
S1:E410/3/2004
Seating: Ned and Cookie to figure out how to sit at the cool table. Moze changes when she moves to the front of Science class and does so good that the teacher reverses the room, making Moze in back.. Gordy helps Cookie create the ultimate bus bounce. Tryouts: Ned tries to ascend to the basketball team and tries to become taller so he'll make the team. Moze goes out for volleyball, basketball, track, but must decide between them. With some help from Ned, she decides which is right for her. Cookie tumbles into cheerleading and demands equal rights after being kicked out.
Director:Fred Savage
Writer:Scott Fellows
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Director:Fred Savage
Writer:Scott Fellows
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#4 - Guide to: Crushes & Dances
S1:E510/10/2004
Crushes: Ned has a crush on Suzie and Cookie has developed a "perfect match" computer program. Coconut Head follows Moze and she thinks that Coconut head wants to ask her to the dance. Dances: Ned wants to dance with Suzie. But with her getting together and breaking up, will he be able to dance with her? Moze has dance tips of her own while Cookie waits for supermodel Martika after forcing to get her to be his perfect match.
Director:Adam Weissman
Writers:Mike Preister, Rick Groel
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Director:Adam Weissman
Writers:Mike Preister, Rick Groel
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#5 - Guide to: Sick Days & Spelling Bees
S1:E610/24/2004
Sick Days: Ned must stay healthy when the flu hits Polk Middle School and he finds out Matt Hoffman is coming to visit. Cookie tries to keep his perfect attendance record in tact with help from Lisa. Moze tries to get sick and miss her speech in Social Studies. Not succeding, Moze must make her speech but finds out it is easier than she thought. Spelling Bee: Cookie is the only one with a chance to beat the dreaded Killer Bees. With an easy spell at the spelling bee, will it be Ned who beats the Killer Bees? Moze copes with sitting by Mr. Gross after spelling a word wrong.
Director:Adam Weissman
Writer:Joe Fallon
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Director:Adam Weissman
Writer:Joe Fallon
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#6 - Guide to: Rumors & Photo Day
S1:E711/7/2004
Rumors: Rumors terrorize the group; a rumor spreads that Ned and Moze are dating, and Cookie and Gordy fight against Mr. Sweeney to see if a rumored "atomic flush" is true, and Ned develops a plan for it. Photo Day: It's Photo Day at James Polk. Ned gives Moze a crash course on how to take a good picture, and Cookie holds auditions for someone to take his picture for him.
Director:Fred Savage
Writers:Lazar Saric, Joe Fallon
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Director:Fred Savage
Writers:Lazar Saric, Joe Fallon

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#7 - Guide to: Talent Show & School Elections
S1:E811/28/2004
School Elections: Ned doesn't want to run for class president because it's a popularity contest. Moze and Cookie think he'd be great. Ned tries to drop out by vandalizing, starting food fights, and that. It comes down to the undecided vote, Coconut Head! Now its a mission to find out who he will vote for. Talent Show: Ned and Cookie create "Talentpalooza" when kids are excluded from the school talent show. Moze must decide which of her many talents would be good for the show. Cookie gets people out of the regular talent show and into "Talentpalooza" which gets the principal mad.
Director:Jonathan Winfrey
Writers:Scott Fellows, Lazar Saric
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Director:Jonathan Winfrey
Writers:Scott Fellows, Lazar Saric
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#8 - Guide to: Computer Lab & Backpacks
S1:E91/2/2005
Computer Lab: Ned and Moze are banned from the computer lab. Cookie learns about life away from technology thanks to Lisa Zemo. Ned and Moze disguise themselves to get back in the lab. Backpack: Ned needs a new backpack after his breaks so he goes to Backpack Boy for help. Moze loses her backpack so she needs to find it before somebody reads her personal diary. Cookie creates the "bodypack" so he doesn't need a backpack, but it backfires on him due to Loomer.
Director:Fred Savage
Writers:Mike Preister, Rick Groel
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Director:Fred Savage
Writers:Mike Preister, Rick Groel
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#9 - Guide to: Notes & Best Friends
S1:E101/9/2005
Notes: Bitsy has Ned pass a note and Sweeney catches him, now he must pay. He has to write an essay along with everyone else so they plot revenge. Cookie finds joy in forging notes, but danger comes when he leads the teachers to the forgers "domain". Best Friends: Moze continues her search for a new best friend with a quiz and whoever matches up closely is meant for her. But Moze ends up joining the Huge Crew. The Killer Bees recruit Cookie which puts Ned and Cookie's friendship to the test. Ned tries to find a new best friend in place of Cookie.
Director:Paul Hoen
Writers:Scott Fellows, Lazar Saric
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Director:Paul Hoen
Writers:Scott Fellows, Lazar Saric
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#10 - Guide to: Day Dreaming & Gym
S1:E112/5/2005
Daydreams: Ned daydreams in Science class. Sweeney challenges the class to answer a riddle before they can go to lunch. Fairly Odd Parents lend Ned a hand, along with super agent Moze and Tech Wizard Cookie. Gym: Moze and Ned spar in martial arts and Ned gets thrown for a loop. So now Ned practices to beat Moze, after being humiliated by being beaten by a girl. Cookie must pass Derga's gym requirements so he does Seth's homework in return for Seth to do Cookie's laps for him.
Director:Joe Menendez
Writers:Scott Fellows, Lazar Saric
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Director:Joe Menendez
Writers:Scott Fellows, Lazar Saric
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#11 - Guide to: Cheaters & Bullies
S1:E122/12/2005
Cheaters: Ned must decide if he's going to cheat on a test. Bitsy keeps copying Moze's work so Moze develops a plan to get Bitsy in trouble. Cookie develops a system for studying and is accused of cheating which leads him to take his test without any tools, proving a point to the teacher. Bullies: Loomer is looking for Ned and Cookie, they decide to make a stand. Moze and Claire start Peer Mediation to help with problems at school The only problem is that they cannot find a teacher worthy of leading Peer Mediation. But when they find him, it is too late to stop Ned and Lumer's fight?
Director:Chip Fields
Writers:Mike Preister, Rick Groel
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Director:Chip Fields
Writers:Mike Preister, Rick Groel
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#12 - Guide to: Emergency Drills & Late Bus
S1:E132/19/2005
Emergency Drills:Every time Ned wants to ask Suzie to Chandra Taylor's party an emergency drill distracts him. Eventually, Ned gets to ask Suzie and she accepts. The only problem is Ned can't go to the party because he, Cookie, and Moze are trapped in Gordy's extra supply locker. Late Bus: When bus number 9 breaks down, all the kids are stuck waiting for another bus. Loomer makes a deal with Ned that he won't bully him for an entire year if Ned helps him get Moze's attention. Meanwhile, Cookie is leading a "Cookie's Late Bus After School Tour" in which he shows kids what teachers do after hours. We see Coach Dirga crying over a soap opera, and the worst possible thing ever, a teacher rap group taught by Lil' Romeo. Also, Moze makes friends with another Jennifer, but finds out it's her last day. And what we have seen, this may lead to a friendship between Moze and Suzie Crabgrass.
Director:Fred Savage
Writers:Joe Fallon, Rick Groel
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Director:Fred Savage
Writers:Joe Fallon, Rick Groel
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#13 - Guide to: The New Semester and Electives
S2:E110/1/2005
New Semester: Ned seeks his first kiss from Suzie Crabgrass which is on his "new semester list", but first he enlists Moze's help to break up Suzie and Loomer. By breaking them up Ned would have Suzie. Meanwhile, Cookie starts the new semester with a new super cool look and becomes a bully. Electives: Ned, Moze and Cookie try out different electives so they can finally get a class together and score an easy "A."
Director:Paul Hoen
Writer:Scott Fellows
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Director:Paul Hoen
Writer:Scott Fellows
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#14 - Guide to: Pep Rallies and Lunch
S2:E210/8/2005
Pep Rallies: Ned becomes school mascot Wolfie, so he can miss class. Moze struggles to give a peppy speech and Cookie tries to spice it up with his own Super Cookie halftime stunt! Together they realize the true meaning of pep rallies isn't about cheerleaders and jocks, but it can be about getting you in spirit with normal people. Lunch: Ned tries to stop "One Bite" who's taking is lunch and eating it in "one bite." After devising a plan with hot sauce, Ned is sure "One Bite" won't steal his lunch anymore. Moze wonders why Suzie doesn't want to sit with her at lunch. Moze tries everything she can possibly think of, yet none of it works. Cookie panics after lunch lady predicts doom.
Director:Savage Steve Holland
Writers:Mike Preister, Rick Groel
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Director:Savage Steve Holland
Writers:Mike Preister, Rick Groel
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#15 - Guide to: School Clubs and Video Projects
S2:E310/15/2005
Video Projects - Ned and Cookie team up to make the ultimate video project. But the ultimate video project is easier said, than done. Moze makes a documentary about Mr. Wright, who's acting way too cool and not himself. School Clubs - Ned tries to stop Missy's Popular Club. Ned feels it is taking over the school and that Missy thinks everybody is a nerd. Moze and Suzie compete in every single club to be the best but it backfires and they get kicked out. So they have only one club left to choose from. Which club will they join? Cookie starts his own club, the Archaeology Club which helps Ned get into Missy's club and bring him all around the school.
Director:Joe Menendez
Writers:Scott Fellows, Lazar Saric
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Director:Joe Menendez
Writers:Scott Fellows, Lazar Saric
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#16 - Guide to: Notebooks & Math
S2:E410/22/2005
Notebooks: Ned and Gordy caper to swipe Sweeney's "Golden Notebook." Moze finds a notebook full of juicy school rumors and Cookie invents the video notebook. Math: Ned starts a math study group with the smartest kids in class, but they soon realize that Ned isn't doing any work. Moze is faced with the challenge of pre-algebra and Cookie is promoted to 8th grade honors math, but his teacher is crazy.
Directors:Paul Hoen, David Kendall
Writers:Mike Preister, Lazar Saric
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Directors:Paul Hoen, David Kendall
Writers:Mike Preister, Lazar Saric
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#17 - Guide to: Vice Principals and Mondays
S2:E510/29/2005
A series of school property destruction incidents leads to the introduction of Vice Principal Crubbs, who suspects Ned, Moze and Cookie. So, the three take the investigation into their own hands, CSI-style. Ned and Moze try to come up with ideas to beat the Monday morning blues; Cookie must help Gordy stay awake on Monday.
Directors:Savage Steve Holland, Joe Menendez
Writer:Scott Fellows
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Writer:Scott Fellows
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#18 - Guide to: Your Body and Procrastination
S2:E611/5/2005
Your Body: Moze freaks when she feels she is too tall. After crushing somebody's project, she really wants to become short. Ned tries to become strong after Coach agreed to Loomer that they'd have a weight lifting competition. Cookie tries to become overprotective so Loomer won't hurt him. Procrastination: Moze bets Ned that he won't finish his project on time and the loser has to stand in front of the school as a clown. Cookie creates a machine that will stop his procrastination problems. Moze also needs to learn to clog dance.
Director:Joe Menendez
Writers:Rick Groel, Gene Grillo
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Director:Joe Menendez
Writers:Rick Groel, Gene Grillo
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#19 - Guide to: Dares and Bad Habits
S2:E81/14/2006
Classmates dare Ned to ask out Missy; Moze must wear a dress as part of a dare and meets three girls she suspects are robots; Cookie competes with Loomer to be the "King of Dares". Ned tries to fix his bad habit of saying yes to everyone; Moze tries to fix her habit of trash-talking; Cookie tries to replace his technology hoarding habit with something else.
Director:Savage Steve Holland
Writers:Lazar Saric, Rick Groel
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Director:Savage Steve Holland
Writers:Lazar Saric, Rick Groel
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#20 - Guide to: Substitute Teachers and The New Kid
S2:E91/21/2006
Substitute Teachers:Ned helps Mr. Weiner, a favorite substitute from Elementary School get in touch with his middle school side. Cookie poses as a substitute teacher. Moze becomes bad-girl material and misbehaves to the new science substitutes. The New Kid: Ned tries to help a new kid, Bernice, at James K. Polk. Gordy compete against a new janitor that could take over his spot.
Director:Savage Steve Holland
Writers:Scott Fellows, Mike Preister
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Writers:Scott Fellows, Mike Preister
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#21 - Guide to: Valentine's Day & School Websites
S2:E102/11/2006
School Websites: Ned, Moze and Cookie make changes to the school website. Valentine’s Day: Ned sends Suzie a rose. Cookie sends himself multiple rose to try to be the hottest kid in school, and Moze becomes the hottest girl in school.
Director:Paul Hoen
Writers:Scott Fellows, Rick Groel
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Director:Paul Hoen
Writers:Scott Fellows, Rick Groel
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#22 - Guide to: Shyness & Nicknames
S2:E112/25/2006
Nicknames: Ned tries to create a new, cool nickname for himself by doing wild stunts but ends up injuring himself in the end, while Moze decides she no longer likes her nickname (Moze) and tries to have her friends simply call her "Jennifer." Cookie invents a nicknaming machine that Loomer quickly steals for his bullying advantage. Cookie sets out to fix what he messed up, while Ned has trouble calling Moze Jennifer. Shyness: Ned finds the Obo twins to be a perfect match for his girlfriend needs and Moze's best-girlfriend need. The only problem is that they're too shy. So Ned and Moze try to make over the twins. Cookie starts up his own shyness seminar.
Director:Bethany Rooney
Writers:Rick Groel, Gene Grillo
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Director:Bethany Rooney
Writers:Rick Groel, Gene Grillo
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#23 - Guide to: Asking Someone Out and Recycling
S2:E123/18/2006
Asking Someone Out: Ned hires some people to find out if Suzie will go on a date with him. Recycling: Ned, Cookie, and Moze compete to win a mountain bike in a recycling contest. Everything they collect is stolen, but Cookies idea of glueing bottles together ends up in him having it bought by an art collecter. Ned loses the guide in the recycling madness, and Moze sneaks into the teacher's lounge to collect recycling.
Director:Joe Menendez
Writers:Scott Fellows, Frank Berin
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Director:Joe Menendez
Writers:Scott Fellows, Frank Berin
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#24 - Guide to: April Fools Day & Excuses
S2:E133/25/2006
April Fools Day: Ned, Cookie, and Gordy team up to fool the king of April Fooling: Vice Principal Crubbs. Moze tries to break up with Seth, but he thinks it's a prank. Excuses: When a dog actually eats Ned's homework, nobody believes his excuse.
Director:Savage Steve Holland
Writers:Scott Fellows, Lazar Saric
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#25 - Guide to: Secrets & School Car Wash
S2:E144/8/2006
School Car Wash: The boys and the girls compete in the school fundraiser to see who can wash more cars. The boys team wants a hot tub, but the girls want to use the money more wisely. The boys, mainly Loomer, have bigger concerns than winning, while the girls band together to win. Secrets: Ned and Cookie see Loomer kissing Missy. So they have to keep this a secret or else.... Meanwhile, Loomer's friend tries to tell everyone that he is in the sewing club. Moze learns Seth can't read or write well, and really feels she should tell someone.
Director:David Kendall
Writers:Lazar Saric, Cynthia True
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Director:David Kendall
Writers:Lazar Saric, Cynthia True

Worst Episodes Summary

"Guide to: Bathrooms & Project Partners" is the worst rated episode of "Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide". It scored /10 based on 0 votes. Directed by Paul Hoen and written by Scott Fellows, Joe Fallon, it aired on 9/19/2004. This episode scored 0.0 points lower than the second lowest rated, "Guide to: Detention & Teachers".