The Worst Episodes of Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide

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7.1/10(125 votes)
#1 - Guide to: Gross Biology Dissection & Upper Classmen
S2:E711/19/2005
Upperclassmen: Ned offers to give a 5th grader a tour of the school. Moze likes an upperclassman. Gross Biology Dissection: Ned is torn between Moze and Suzie during a biology dissection project.
Director:David Kendall
Writers:Scott Fellows, Mike Preister
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Director:David Kendall
Writers:Scott Fellows, Mike Preister
7.3/10(107 votes)
#2 - Guide to: Detention & Teachers
S1:E39/26/2004
Teachers: Ned clashes with Mr. Sweeney and realizes how to get an A, by doing the work! Moze has a new student teacher in math who she devises a plan with so the class with listen after it has gone crazy. Cookie is distracted by the beautiful Ms. Enstile and tries to control his affection toward her. Detentions: Ned, Cookie and Moze are sent to detention.
Director:Jonathan Winfrey
Writer:Lazar Saric
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Director:Jonathan Winfrey
Writer:Lazar Saric
7.3/10(91 votes)
#3 - Guide to: Revenge & School Records
S3:E91/15/2007
Revenge: When Ned gets revenge on Loomer, Martin notices and gives him names like "The Revenger." All the kids start to ask him to get revenge for them. A girl named Stacey wants revenge on Moze and the Wolf volleyball team. School Records: Ned wants to beat the hallway speed record, he runs into Crubbs. Crubbs marks Ned's permanent record. Cookie loses his perfect attendance award. Moze tries to beat the school record for the most school records in sport.
Director:David Kendall
Writers:Lazar Saric, Rick Groel
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Director:David Kendall
Writers:Lazar Saric, Rick Groel
7.3/10(89 votes)
#4 - Guide to: Your Body & Procrastination
S2:E611/5/2005
Your Body: Moze freaks when she feels she is too tall. After crushing somebody's project, she really wants to become short. Ned tries to become strong after Coach agreed to Loomer that they'd have a weight lifting competition. Cookie tries to become overprotective so Loomer won't hurt him. Procrastination: Moze bets Ned that he won't finish his project on time and the loser has to stand in front of the school as a clown. Cookie creates a machine that will stop his procrastination problems. Moze also needs to learn to clog dance.
Director:Joe Menendez
Writers:Rick Groel, Gene Grillo
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Director:Joe Menendez
Writers:Rick Groel, Gene Grillo
7.3/10(84 votes)
#5 - Guide to: Notebooks & Math
S2:E410/22/2005
Notebooks: Ned and Gordy caper to swipe Sweeney's "Golden Notebook." Moze finds a notebook full of juicy school rumors and Cookie invents the video notebook. Math: Ned starts a math study group with the smartest kids in class, but they soon realize that Ned isn't doing any work. Moze is faced with the challenge of pre-algebra and Cookie is promoted to 8th grade honors math, but his teacher is crazy.
Directors:David Kendall, Paul Hoen
Writers:Lazar Saric, Mike Preister
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Directors:David Kendall, Paul Hoen
Writers:Lazar Saric, Mike Preister
7.4/10(93 votes)
#6 - Guide to: Popularity & Stressin' Out
S3:E310/15/2006
A new popularity list is posted – Missy "helps" Ned become popular so that he can ask Suzie out; Moze is in the top 10, but she does not like being popular; Cookie tries to find the list maker so that he can be made more popular. Ned becomes stressed that Suzie has another boyfriend; Moze becomes stressed that she will end up like iTeacher; Cookie competes with his rival Evelyn Kwong for the best test grade.
Director:David Kendall
Writers:Scott Fellows, Lazar Saric
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Director:David Kendall
Writers:Scott Fellows, Lazar Saric

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7.4/10(91 votes)
#7 - Guide to: Pep Rallies & Lunch
S2:E210/8/2005
Pep Rallies: Ned becomes school mascot Wolfie, so he can miss class. Moze struggles to give a peppy speech and Cookie tries to spice it up with his own Super Cookie halftime stunt! Together they realize the true meaning of pep rallies isn't about cheerleaders and jocks, but it can be about getting you in spirit with normal people. Lunch: Ned tries to stop "One Bite" who's taking is lunch and eating it in "one bite." After devising a plan with hot sauce, Ned is sure "One Bite" won't steal his lunch anymore. Moze wonders why Suzie doesn't want to sit with her at lunch. Moze tries everything she can possibly think of, yet none of it works. Cookie panics after lunch lady predicts doom.
Director:Savage Steve Holland
Writers:Rick Groel, Mike Preister
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Director:Savage Steve Holland
Writers:Rick Groel, Mike Preister
7.4/10(87 votes)
#8 - Guide to: School Clubs & Video Projects
S2:E310/15/2005
Video Projects - Ned and Cookie team up to make the ultimate video project. But the ultimate video project is easier said, than done. Moze makes a documentary about Mr. Wright, who's acting way too cool and not himself. School Clubs - Ned tries to stop Missy's Popular Club. Ned feels it is taking over the school and that Missy thinks everybody is a nerd. Moze and Suzie compete in every single club to be the best but it backfires and they get kicked out. So they have only one club left to choose from. Which club will they join? Cookie starts his own club, the Archaeology Club which helps Ned get into Missy's club and bring him all around the school.
Director:Joe Menendez
Writers:Scott Fellows, Lazar Saric
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Director:Joe Menendez
Writers:Scott Fellows, Lazar Saric
7.4/10(87 votes)
#9 - Guide to: Vice Principals & Mondays
S2:E510/29/2005
A series of school property destruction incidents leads to the introduction of Vice Principal Crubbs, who suspects Ned, Moze and Cookie. So, the three take the investigation into their own hands, CSI-style. Ned and Moze try to come up with ideas to beat the Monday morning blues; Cookie must help Gordy stay awake on Monday.
Directors:Savage Steve Holland, Joe Menendez
Writer:Scott Fellows
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Directors:Savage Steve Holland, Joe Menendez
Writer:Scott Fellows
7.4/10(76 votes)
#10 - Guide to: Fundraising & Competition
S3:E153/10/2007
Ned and Cookie must raise money in different ways after they eat all of the chocolate they were supposed to sell for school fundraising; Moze cannot seem to sell her last chocolate bar. Ned teams up with Missy to battle Loomer in a Social Studies competition; Moze must find a new rival now that Suzie has moved away; Cookie fakes his way to become Lisa's salsa dance partner for a dance competition.
Director:Fred Savage
Writers:Lazar Saric, Rick Groel
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Director:Fred Savage
Writers:Lazar Saric, Rick Groel
7.5/10(103 votes)
#11 - Guide to: Computer Lab & Backpacks
S1:E91/2/2005
Computer Lab: Ned and Moze are banned from the computer lab. Cookie learns about life away from technology thanks to Lisa Zemo. Ned and Moze disguise themselves to get back in the lab. Backpack: Ned needs a new backpack after his breaks so he goes to Backpack Boy for help. Moze loses her backpack so she needs to find it before somebody reads her personal diary. Cookie creates the "bodypack" so he doesn't need a backpack, but it backfires on him due to Loomer.
Director:Fred Savage
Writers:Rick Groel, Mike Preister
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Director:Fred Savage
Writers:Rick Groel, Mike Preister
7.5/10(95 votes)
#12 - Guide to: Cheaters & Bullies
S1:E122/12/2005
Cheaters: Ned must decide if he's going to cheat on a test. Bitsy keeps copying Moze's work so Moze develops a plan to get Bitsy in trouble. Cookie develops a system for studying and is accused of cheating which leads him to take his test without any tools, proving a point to the teacher. Bullies: Loomer is looking for Ned and Cookie, they decide to make a stand. Moze and Claire start Peer Mediation to help with problems at school The only problem is that they cannot find a teacher worthy of leading Peer Mediation. But when they find him, it is too late to stop Ned and Lumer's fight?
Director:Chip Fields
Writers:Rick Groel, Mike Preister
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Director:Chip Fields
Writers:Rick Groel, Mike Preister
7.5/10(90 votes)
#13 - Guide to: Valentine's Day & School Websites
S2:E102/11/2006
School Websites: Ned, Moze and Cookie make changes to the school website. Valentine’s Day: Ned sends Suzie a rose. Cookie sends himself multiple rose to try to be the hottest kid in school, and Moze becomes the hottest girl in school.
Director:Paul Hoen
Writers:Scott Fellows, Rick Groel
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Director:Paul Hoen
Writers:Scott Fellows, Rick Groel
7.5/10(80 votes)
#14 - Guide to: Dismissal & The School Play
S3:E410/22/2006
Ned, Moze and Cookie must make it to the bus on time; Suzie moves into Ned's locker, which messes with his dismissal routine; Moze and all the other girls are forced to wait to use the bathroom; Cookie accidentally kisses Evelyn Kwong and must avoid her. The school puts on a production of Romeo and Juliet; Ned is determined to stop Spencer, who is playing Romeo, from kissing Suzie, who is playing Juliet; Moze, the stage manager, is determined to stop Ned and keep the play on track; Cookie helps Ned so that he can get the role of Romeo.
Director:Joe Menendez
Writers:Scott Fellows, Eddie Guzelian
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Director:Joe Menendez
Writers:Scott Fellows, Eddie Guzelian
7.5/10(79 votes)
#15 - Guide to: Reading & Principals
S3:E210/1/2006
Reading: Ned tries ways to avoid his reading assignments, and Moze starts a girls-only book club that Cookie desperately wants to be in it. Principals: Principal Pal is retiring. It’s up to Ned, Moze and Cookie to find a new replacement, or VP Crubbs will get the job.
Director:Jonathan Judge
Writers:Lazar Saric, Frank Berin
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Director:Jonathan Judge
Writers:Lazar Saric, Frank Berin
7.6/10(118 votes)
#16 - Guide to: Bathrooms & Project Partners
S1:E29/19/2004
Bathrooms: Cookie tries to hold using the bathroom but gets stuck in the girls' room. Moze puts Ned's name on a bathroom stall, and someone puts kissy lips next to it. Project Partners: Moze must choose a partner for Social Studies. Ned and Cookie's baby is kidnapped.
Director:Paul Hoen
Writers:Scott Fellows, Joe Fallon
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Director:Paul Hoen
Writers:Scott Fellows, Joe Fallon
7.6/10(95 votes)
#17 - Guide to: Talent Show & School Elections
S1:E811/28/2004
School Elections: Ned doesn't want to run for class president because it's a popularity contest. Moze and Cookie think he'd be great. Ned tries to drop out by vandalizing, starting food fights, and that. It comes down to the undecided vote, Coconut Head! Now its a mission to find out who he will vote for. Talent Show: Ned and Cookie create "Talentpalooza" when kids are excluded from the school talent show. Moze must decide which of her many talents would be good for the show. Cookie gets people out of the regular talent show and into "Talentpalooza" which gets the principal mad.
Director:Jonathan Winfrey
Writers:Scott Fellows, Lazar Saric
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Director:Jonathan Winfrey
Writers:Scott Fellows, Lazar Saric
7.6/10(90 votes)
#18 - Guide to: Substitute Teachers & The New Kid
S2:E91/21/2006
Substitute Teachers:Ned helps Mr. Weiner, a favorite substitute from Elementary School get in touch with his middle school side. Cookie poses as a substitute teacher. Moze becomes bad-girl material and misbehaves to the new science substitutes. The New Kid: Ned tries to help a new kid, Bernice, at James K. Polk. Gordy compete against a new janitor that could take over his spot.
Director:Savage Steve Holland
Writers:Scott Fellows, Mike Preister
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Director:Savage Steve Holland
Writers:Scott Fellows, Mike Preister
7.6/10(89 votes)
#19 - Guide to: Shyness & Nicknames
S2:E112/25/2006
Nicknames: Ned tries to create a new, cool nickname for himself by doing wild stunts but ends up injuring himself in the end, while Moze decides she no longer likes her nickname (Moze) and tries to have her friends simply call her "Jennifer." Cookie invents a nicknaming machine that Loomer quickly steals for his bullying advantage. Cookie sets out to fix what he messed up, while Ned has trouble calling Moze Jennifer. Shyness: Ned finds the Obo twins to be a perfect match for his girlfriend needs and Moze's best-girlfriend need. The only problem is that they're too shy. So Ned and Moze try to make over the twins. Cookie starts up his own shyness seminar.
Director:Bethany Rooney
Writers:Rick Groel, Gene Grillo
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Director:Bethany Rooney
Writers:Rick Groel, Gene Grillo
7.6/10(86 votes)
#20 - Guide to: Social Studies & Embarrassment
S3:E711/12/2006
Ned becomes project partners with Moze, who becomes jealous when he begins spending too much time with Suzie; Cookie is stuck with Evelyn Kwong as a social studies partner. Ned is subject to forms of embarrassment such as tooting, burping, and the water fountain squirting on his pants; Moze tries to talk to a foreign student, Faymen, but ends up embarrassing herself; Cookie constantly gets pantsed.
Director:Joe Menendez
Writers:Scott Fellows, Frank Berin
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Director:Joe Menendez
Writers:Scott Fellows, Frank Berin
7.6/10(78 votes)
#21 - Guide to: Getting Organized & Extra Credit
S3:E142/24/2007
Getting Organized: Ned's locker is a mess, and his brain is too! With the help of Mr. Sweeney, he needs to get organized. Moze and Cookie's favorite snack has been replaced by Powdered Mini Donuts in the vending machine, and they need to work together to get their favorite snack back. Extra Credit: Ned needs to get at least a B- or his mom will get really mad at him. Unfortunately, his average is a C+ in all classes. When asking his teachers how to bump his grade up, they all say the same thing: Extra Credit. Now he needs to complete four Extra Credit Assignments in just a few days. Meanwhile,Moze wants her mark bumped up to an A+, so she designs a very large Volcano and Cookie gets a Credit card that is to be used for emergencies, but he uses it for general purposes.
Director:Dan Coffie
Writers:Scott Fellows, Eddie Guzelian
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Director:Dan Coffie
Writers:Scott Fellows, Eddie Guzelian
7.6/10(76 votes)
#22 - Guide to: Music Class & Class Clown
S2:E175/6/2006
Music Class: Ned and Cookie try to survive the boredom and tedium of learning an instrument in Music Instruction class while Moze gets Mozart music stuck in her head in Music Appreciation and can't get it out. Class Clown: When the Class Clown moves to Cleveland, Ned, Cookie, and Moze do an all out search for a new clown before things get to depressing at Polk. But everyone who tries gets in trouble with Crubbs.
Director:Joe Menendez
Writer:Scott Fellows
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Director:Joe Menendez
Writer:Scott Fellows
7.7/10(117 votes)
#23 - Guide to: Rumors & Photo Day
S1:E711/7/2004
Rumors: Rumors terrorize the group; a rumor spreads that Ned and Moze are dating, and Cookie and Gordy fight against Mr. Sweeney to see if a rumored "atomic flush" is true, and Ned develops a plan for it. Photo Day: It's Photo Day at James Polk. Ned gives Moze a crash course on how to take a good picture, and Cookie holds auditions for someone to take his picture for him.
Director:Fred Savage
Writers:Lazar Saric, Joe Fallon
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Director:Fred Savage
Writers:Lazar Saric, Joe Fallon
7.7/10(102 votes)
#24 - Guide to: Day Dreaming & Gym
S1:E112/5/2005
Daydreams: Ned daydreams in Science class. Sweeney challenges the class to answer a riddle before they can go to lunch. Fairly Odd Parents lend Ned a hand, along with super agent Moze and Tech Wizard Cookie. Gym: Moze and Ned spar in martial arts and Ned gets thrown for a loop. So now Ned practices to beat Moze, after being humiliated by being beaten by a girl. Cookie must pass Derga's gym requirements so he does Seth's homework in return for Seth to do Cookie's laps for him.
Director:Joe Menendez
Writers:Scott Fellows, Lazar Saric
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Director:Joe Menendez
Writers:Scott Fellows, Lazar Saric
7.7/10(86 votes)
#25 - Guide to: Boys & Girls
S3:E122/10/2007
Cellphones: Suzie and Ned try to keep their long-distance relationship, by talking in between classes. Moze gets a new phone she has no clue how to use. Cookie wears a jacket covered in 33 cellphones in attempt to win a Mustang Convertible from a local radio station.Woodshop: Ned and Cookie blow up the art room, and have to switch to woodshop. Moze is entering a woodshop competition. Ned keeps overhearing Moze and thinks she is talking about her feelings for him. Cookie is on the run from a killer saw named "Christine".
Director:Chip Fields
Writers:Rick Groel, Frank Berin
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Director:Chip Fields
Writers:Rick Groel, Frank Berin