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The Best Episodes of Newhart Season 1

Every episode of Newhart Season 1 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of Newhart Season 1!

Dick Loudon and his wife Joanna decide to leave life in New York City and buy a little inn in Vermont. Dick is a how-to...
Genres:ComedyDrama
Network:CBS

Season 1 Ratings Summary

"In the Beginning..." is the best rated episode of "Newhart" season 1. It scored 7.4/10 based on 234 votes. Directed by John Rich and written by Barry Kemp, it aired on 10/25/1982. This episode is rated 0.7 points higher than the second-best, "Mrs. Newton's Body Lies A'Mould'ring in the Grave".

  • In the Beginning...
    7.4/10234 votes

    #1 - In the Beginning...

    Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 10/25/1982

    Dick and Joanna Loudon purchase the Stratford Inn, a remnant of colonial times in scenic Vermont. Their caretaker, George Utley, and his family have tended the inn for decades. Dick hires a maid, Leslie, and meets their next-door neighbor (and habitual liar) Kirk. The inn opens for business amid myriad start-up problems.

    Director: John Rich

    Writer: Barry Kemp

  • Mrs. Newton's Body Lies A'Mould'ring in the Grave
    8.1/10216 votes

    #2 - Mrs. Newton's Body Lies A'Mould'ring in the Grave

    Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 11/1/1982

    Dick and Joanna learn that there's a body buried in the basement. The Loudons try to get the body moved to the church cemetery, only to find that she was a witch.

    Director: Will Mackenzie

    Writer: Katherine Green

  • Hail to the Councilman
    7.5/10175 votes

    #3 - Hail to the Councilman

    Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 11/8/1982

    Dick gets his hopes up after two city officials suggest he run for town council.

    Director: Will Mackenzie

    Writer: N/A

  • Shall We Gather at the River?
    7.4/10163 votes

    #4 - Shall We Gather at the River?

    Season 1 Episode 4 - Aired 11/15/1982

    Joanna falls through the ice at the annual River Day festival. Dick is on the outs when Joanna blames him for everything bad that happens in her life.

    Director: Will Mackenzie

    Writer: N/A

  • This Probably is Condemned
    6.8/10160 votes

    #5 - This Probably is Condemned

    Season 1 Episode 5 - Aired 11/22/1982

    Dick and the gang pitch in to help Kirk get the Minuteman up to code after its shut down.

    Director: Will Mackenzie

    Writer: N/A

  • No Tigers at the Circus
    7.2/10123 votes

    #6 - No Tigers at the Circus

    Season 1 Episode 6 - Aired 11/29/1982

    Dick spirals into a profound depression after the Stratford is denied in its bid to be classified an historic landmark.

    Director: Will Mackenzie

    Writer: N/A

  • The Perfect Match
    6.9/10138 votes

    #7 - The Perfect Match

    Season 1 Episode 7 - Aired 12/6/1982

    Leslie's high school sweetheart returns from far off places to ask for her hand in marriage, to Kirk's obvious displeasure.

    Director: Dick Martin

    Writer: Stuart Silverman

  • Some are Born Writers...Others Have Writers Thrust Upon Them
    6.8/10139 votes

    #8 - Some are Born Writers...Others Have Writers Thrust Upon Them

    Season 1 Episode 8 - Aired 12/13/1982

    Dick praises an aspiring writer's work to avoid hurting her feelings. The writer's enthusiastic husband quits his job to allow his wife to write full time. It's up to Dick to secure her an agent and teach her to write, all before their savings runs out in a month and a half.

    Director: Will Mackenzie

    Writer: N/A

  • No Room at the Inn
    7.9/10140 votes

    #9 - No Room at the Inn

    Season 1 Episode 9 - Aired 12/20/1982

    The inn is swamped when 24 guests are snowed in on Christmas Eve. While Kirk tries to keep the guests entertained, Dick tries to find room for a traveller named Joseph and his pregnant wife.

    Director: Dick Martin

    Writer: Barry Kemp

  • The Senator's Wife Was Indiscreet
    6.7/10135 votes

    #10 - The Senator's Wife Was Indiscreet

    Season 1 Episode 10 - Aired 12/27/1982

    A U.S. Senator's wife checks into the inn and holds a press conference to announce she's divorcing her inattentive husband.

    Director: Dick Martin

    Writer: N/A

  • Sprained Dreams
    7.3/10135 votes

    #11 - Sprained Dreams

    Season 1 Episode 11 - Aired 1/3/1983

    Dick jeopardizes Leslie's lifelong dream of becoming a world-class skier when he accidentally falls on her.

    Director: Will Mackenzie

    Writer: N/A

  • The Way We Thought We Were
    7.2/10130 votes

    #12 - The Way We Thought We Were

    Season 1 Episode 12 - Aired 1/10/1983

    George's old flame visits the inn. Both are disappointed when the other isn't as they remember.

    Director: Will Mackenzie

    Writer: N/A

  • The Visitors
    7.1/10131 votes

    #13 - The Visitors

    Season 1 Episode 13 - Aired 1/17/1983

    Dick and Joanna cant wait for their 'fun' friends to visit, but soon become perturbed after their friends treat the Loudons not as friends, but innkeepers.

    Director: Michael Zinberg

    Writer: N/A

  • What is This Thing Called Lust?
    7.4/10143 votes

    #14 - What is This Thing Called Lust?

    Season 1 Episode 14 - Aired 1/31/1983

    Leslie's attractive cousin Stephanie visits Vermont to settle her emotions as she nears her wedding day. Stephanie soon finds herself lusting after Kirk.

    Director: Will Mackenzie

    Writer: N/A

  • Breakfast Theater
    6.4/10134 votes

    #15 - Breakfast Theater

    Season 1 Episode 15 - Aired 2/7/1983

    Washed-up comic Manny Silver visits the Stratford, reminding Dick of the 'debt' he owes Manny for starting his writing career. Manny shames Dick into letting him perform in the inn, over Joanna's strenuous objections.

    Director: Will Mackenzie

    Writer: N/A

  • Ricky Nelson, Up Your Nose
    7.7/10139 votes

    #16 - Ricky Nelson, Up Your Nose

    Season 1 Episode 16 - Aired 2/14/1983

    Kirk goes into the hospital for surgery to remove a foreign object from his nose, leaving Larry, Darryl and a very svelte Darryl in charge of the cafe. Dick and Joanna, about to go to New York for a writer's conference have to bail out the boys when an unexpected crowd turns up at the cafe.

    Director: Will Mackenzie

    Writer: N/A

  • A View from the Bench
    7.5/10134 votes

    #17 - A View from the Bench

    Season 1 Episode 17 - Aired 2/21/1983

    Dick, Kirk, and George go to Boston to use their bench passes for a Celtics game. Dick loses his pass. Meanwhile, Leslie and Joanna wait at the inn for incoming guest, Daniel J. Travanti.

    Director: Will Mackenzie

    Writer: N/A

  • The Boy Who Cried Goat
    7.7/10128 votes

    #18 - The Boy Who Cried Goat

    Season 1 Episode 18 - Aired 3/13/1983

    When Kirk's cafe is robbed, his history of deception comes back to haunt him as the insurance investigator refuses to believe his story.

    Director: Will Mackenzie

    Writer: Barbara Hall

  • Heaven Knows Mr. Utley
    7.5/10137 votes

    #19 - Heaven Knows Mr. Utley

    Season 1 Episode 19 - Aired 3/20/1983

    George is the town laughingstock when he claims to have spied an UFO.

    Director: Will Mackenzie

    Writer: N/A

  • You're Homebody 'til Somebody Loves You
    7.3/10126 votes

    #20 - You're Homebody 'til Somebody Loves You

    Season 1 Episode 20 - Aired 3/27/1983

    Dick inadvertently insults Joanna, calling her a homebody. Joanna takes a job with a travel agency in an attempt to assert herself.

    Director: Will Mackenzie

    Writer: N/A

  • Grandma, What a Big Mouth You Have
    7.4/10127 votes

    #21 - Grandma, What a Big Mouth You Have

    Season 1 Episode 21 - Aired 4/3/1983

    Kirk's grandmother visits on the same night he finally gets a date with Leslie.

    Director: Will Mackenzie

    Writer: N/A

  • I Enjoy Being a Guy
    8.2/10146 votes

    #22 - I Enjoy Being a Guy

    Season 1 Episode 22 - Aired 4/10/1983

    Dick loves being 'just one of the guys' when Chester and Jim invite him to join their golf foursome. Dick is distressed to find that their gambling habit and lousy golfing abilities make him the big winner. Dick tries to figure out a way to give the money back without breaking 'the guy code'.

    Director: Will Mackenzie

    Writer: Bob Perlow, Gene Braunstein