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  1. #1 Worst Episode
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    No Activity Season 1 Episode 4 - The Witness
    7.4/10(49 votes)

    #1 - The Witness

    S1:E4

    What would a high quality TV show of Hendy and Stokes be like? Tanya (guest star Kat Stewart) a witness with the cops, finds out. The crims have a reunion. Carol brings Lachy to work, with awkward consequences for April.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  2. No Activity Season 1 Episode 2 - Two Vomits
    7.6/10(58 votes)

    #2 - Two Vomits

    S1:E2

    An overly eager security guard (guest star Tim Minchin) disrupts a dockside stakeout. April tells Carol the grim tale of why she was taken off the beat. Hendy prepares to make an important call to dispatch.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  3. No Activity Season 1 Episode 3 - The Date
    7.7/10(52 votes)

    #3 - The Date

    S1:E3

    Hendy and April have an awkward radio exchange. The crims (including guest star Sam Simmons) lament the lack of imagination in the Aussie crime industry. Carol’s son Lachy is suspended from school in unusual circumstances.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  4. No Activity Season 1 Episode 5 - The American
    7.7/10(43 votes)

    #4 - The American

    S1:E5

    Hendy’s is starstruck by U.S. detective Cutler (guest star Jake Johnson) but airline food has them off on a wrong foot. Stokes is in therapy and it all starts with a handsome pilot. A chance meeting over takeaway results in an earnest chat about family.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  5. No Activity Season 1 Episode 1 - The Dolphin
    7.8/10(68 votes)

    #5 - The Dolphin

    S1:E1

    A large concrete dolphin makes waves on the stakeout, bringing into question Stokes’ professionalism. The cops debate the erotic advantages of Siamese twins. April has her first day in dispatch. Jimmy updates Bruce on the search for his dad.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  6. No Activity Season 2 Episode 2 - Death of an Eel
    8.1/10(37 votes)

    #6 - Death of an Eel

    S2:E2

    Stokes gets surprised by Hendy and dispatch for his 50th birthday until they realise he’s only 48. The celebrations are cut short. Stokes and Hendy watch a video of Burrows’ lewd sex act with an eel.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  7. No Activity Season 1 Episode 6 - The Coffee Raid
    8.2/10(49 votes)

    #7 - The Coffee Raid

    S1:E6

    The cops are bullet proofed and raid ready, staying alert with good coffee.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  8. No Activity Season 2 Episode 3 - Silent Night
    8.2/10(37 votes)

    #8 - Silent Night

    S2:E3

    Stokes has manicured his pubes. Reveal Lachy has been in the car with them all along. April gets a haircut that's very similar to Carol's. Steve and Neddy take a bunch of Adderall to get some clarity.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  9. No Activity Season 2 Episode 4 - The Butterfly Tattoo
    8.2/10(34 votes)

    #9 - The Butterfly Tattoo

    S2:E4

    Stokes wakes up from a big catnap. Carol meets her new dispatch partner, Anousha, who’s Muslim. Carol tells her she’s glad Waleed Aly’s Logie win ended racism in Australia. Jimmy and Bruce discuss losing their art cafe during honesty hour.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  10. No Activity Season 2 Episode 6 - La Traviata
    8.2/10(33 votes)

    #10 - La Traviata

    S2:E6

    Hendy and Stokes are outside the house where Stokes thinks the Doolan’s are being held captive. Hendy is jealous when Stokes reveals what he wants to say at Rainer's funeral.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  11. No Activity Season 2 Episode 1 - Missing Persons
    8.3/10(42 votes)

    #11 - Missing Persons

    S2:E1

    Stokes and Hendy receive an emergency call. It's just a drill. Pew Pew. Wealthy couple Bernie and Elizabeth Doolan have been reported missing from their mansion. Newly single Stokes asks Hendy to help him with a non-hipster profile pic for Tinder.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  12. No Activity Season 2 Episode 5 - Noughts & Crosses
    8.4/10(38 votes)

    #12 - Noughts & Crosses

    S2:E5

    Stokes and Hendy have been separated for Code 4 Misconduct. Stokes has a new partner, Rainer. He calls Hendy, who also has a new partner... April. Stokes tries to break the ice with Rainer to ice cold reception.

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Worst Episodes Summary

"The Witness" is the worst rated episode of "No Activity". It scored 7.4/10 based on 49 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 10/22/2015. This episode scored 0.2 points lower than the second lowest rated, "Two Vomits".