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Classic sketch comedy show satirising the news and culture of the late 70s and early 80s which introduced Rowan Atkinson, Mel Smith, Griff Rhys Jones and Pamela Stephenson.

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  1. #1 Fan Favorite
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    Not the Nine O'Clock News Season 4 Episode 4 - Show Twenty Five
    8.2/10(21 votes)

    #1 - Show Twenty Five

    S4:E4

    Sketches: Embarrassed woman / Question Time / Headbangers / Peep-hole / Hey Bob! / Shoplifters / Restaurant / Porn Photographer / Sommelier / One For The Birds / Roughage K / Snooker / Tomorrow's World - Microchip / Hit and run incident / Strange ID parade / Comedy Chestnuts / Shop Stewards / Jackanory

    Director:Unknown
    Writers:Richard Curtis, Griff Rhys Jones, Mel Smith, John Lloyd

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  2. Not the Nine O'Clock News Season 2 Episode 5 - Show Eleven
    8.1/10(23 votes)

    #2 - Show Eleven

    S2:E5

    Sketches: MGM Skit / Death Of A Princess (Apology To The Saudis) / Prostitute / Thatcher actor / Kosher Chewing Gum / Stamp auction / Train carriage cleaners / Multi-ligual Hotel Sign / News vendors / Remote Control / Gerald The Gorilla / Man In Post Office / Kidnapping / Tarts / Princess Anne And Mark Philips / Domino Theory / Neanderthal man / Instant Pot Meals / Bob Wellings / King Of Rock n Roll / Banging On The Ceiling / Train Drums

    Director:Unknown
    Writers:Richard Curtis, Andy Hamilton, Mel Smith

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  3. Not the Nine O'Clock News Season 3 Episode 1 - Not The Nine O'Clock In The Morning News
    8.1/10(25 votes)

    #3 - Not The Nine O'Clock In The Morning News

    S3:E1

    Sketches: The Shining 2 / Cockerel / Punk at a Urinal / That's Lies / Made In Britain / Bank Pens / Sir Robert Mark / Dick Head / TV Licence Advert / Bank Signs / Unemployment / Bhuddist Driving School / Loud Man in Sex Shop / Ansaphone Confessional / Vandalised Phone Kiosks / UFO Story / Workaholics / I Like Trucking / National Theatre

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Richard Curtis

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  4. Not the Nine O'Clock News Season 3 Episode 2 - Election Special
    8.1/10(22 votes)

    #4 - Election Special

    S3:E2

    Sketches: Hedgehog apology / Athletics from Birmingham / Bad Language / Buffet car / Cinema Usher / Shoe Shop Theft / Constable Savage / Fly The Flag / Bath Salts / Laxatives Tested / Burns Unit / Granny's Mini Metro / Explicit Bag / Quick Service Queue / Barbarian Lager / Welsh Choir / England My Leotard / Ice cream van

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Richard Curtis

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  5. Not the Nine O'Clock News Season 3 Episode 8 - Show Twenty One
    8.0/10(22 votes)

    #5 - Show Twenty One

    S3:E8

    Sketches: Announcer / Musical aeroplane / Polish cartoon / Radio controlled ospreys / University Challenge / C'est la Vie (Abba skit) / Age Of Consent / Carol Singers / Christmas Blackmail / Multiplex / Thatchula / Shirley Williams / Coffee Commerical / Sexist Cameraman / Sexism Discussion / Door sketch / SPG Man / Swag Card / Now Dry Your Hands / Ayatollah auction

    Director:Unknown
    Writers:Richard Curtis, Griff Rhys Jones, Mel Smith

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  6. Not the Nine O'Clock News Season 4 Episode 5 - Made In Wales
    8.0/10(23 votes)

    #6 - Made In Wales

    S4:E5

    Sketches: Lawyers / Thugs on bus / Riot Police / Songs Of Praise / Failed In Wales / Choking on pills / Green man / Car crusher / Brain Death / Nurse trapped inside a patient / Riots / Rumbley's Pies / Made From Whales / What A Lot Of Willies! / Blind man crossing the road / Medical students who aren't / Ah, Come In Rawlinson! / Laid In Wales / Typical Bloody Typical

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Richard Curtis

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  7. Not the Nine O'Clock News Season 4 Episode 6 - Shame
    8.0/10(25 votes)

    #7 - Shame

    S4:E6

    Sketches: Punk road painter / Two Ninnies/Two Ninnies Song / Marc Almond / Jogger trying to cross the road / Pub Grub / Arab identifying his wife's body / Parkinson meets Ian Botham / Zak the Alien / Pork Scratchings / Budget / Barefoot thug / Time, Gentlemen, Please / Hey Wow / Pizza Moment / The Memory Kinda Lingers

    Director:Unknown
    Writers:Richard Curtis, Griff Rhys Jones, Mel Smith

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  8. Not the Nine O'Clock News Season 2 Episode 4 - International Darts
    7.9/10(21 votes)

    #8 - International Darts

    S2:E4

    Sketches: International Darts / Milkman's Note / Beat The Cliché / One-man bus / Gone With The Wind / Superman / Cinema Age Restrictions / Tramp / Time Out Lonely Hearts / Late Abortion / Jean Paul Satre / Shop Assistants / Euthanasia / Thoucht For The Day / Confessional / Gob Of The Month / And all because the lady loves...

    Director:Unknown
    Writers:Richard Curtis, Andy Hamilton, Griff Rhys Jones, Mel Smith

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  9. Not the Nine O'Clock News Season 4 Episode 2 - Show Twenty Three
    7.9/10(23 votes)

    #9 - Show Twenty Three

    S4:E2

    Sketches: Ivan The Awful / Game For A Laugh / Public Toilet / Wine Tasting / Home Wine Kit / Aussie Pilot / Does God Exist? / Re-Altered Images / Cricket Commetary / Snooker commentary / Home Organ / Man outside phone box / Tomorrow's World / New Glee / Holiday Habits / Commission for Racial Equality / The Not Team At Home With Their Son / Grow Up You Bastards / Hamlet Advert Skit / Ploughman's Lunch / Mannequins / Pushing a car / Suicide

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Richard Curtis

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  10. Not the Nine O'Clock News Season 3 Episode 7 - Show Twenty
    7.8/10(23 votes)

    #10 - Show Twenty

    S3:E7

    Sketches: Baronet Oswold Ernold Mosley / Punk aerosol / Queen's Visit / Loyal Apology / Iran & Iraq / Barry Manilow / Cargo Cult / Pneumatic Drills / Kidney Donor / Wimpy worker / Party Political Broadcast / Sperm Donor / Acupuncture / Not The Parrot Sketch / Karate For The Deaf / Divorce Ceremony / Nine To Five / Rolf Harris

    Director:Unknown
    Writers:Richard Curtis, Griff Rhys Jones, Mel Smith

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  11. Not the Nine O'Clock News Season 2 Episode 7 - Death Lasers Of Kazaan
    7.7/10(21 votes)

    #11 - Death Lasers Of Kazaan

    S2:E7

    Sketches: Confrontation Song / Points Of View / Cannabis / Guinness / Defence Minister / Police station phone call / Metal detector / Restaurant revolutions / Transplant Olympics / Freddie Cosgray / Is smoking safer than crossing the road? / Ayatollah Song / Exam Guide / Police Yob

    Director:Unknown
    Writers:Richard Curtis, Andy Hamilton

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  12. Not the Nine O'Clock News Season 1 Episode 6 - Show Six
    7.6/10(30 votes)

    #12 - Show Six

    S1:E6

    Sketches: Royal car visor / Whale delivery / Aliens / John Cleese / General Synod's Life Of Python / Disco For Dentists / Licence fee / Milk float visors / Simultaneous Translation / Donald Sinden / Self-defence / Spies / Sex Shop / Poped / Careers Teacher / Oh! Bosanquet

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Richard Curtis

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  13. Not the Nine O'Clock News Season 2 Episode 2 - Show Eight
    7.6/10(23 votes)

    #13 - Show Eight

    S2:E2

    Sketches: Airline Terrorists / Film Certification / Space Invaders / Dinner Party / Awards Ceremony (Sofas) / Alabammy Bound / Prestel / Kleptomania / Vegtarian Hunting Season / Stereoids / Rowan Rants On / Milkman / Ford Cortina / Lead Poisoning / Kiss of life / Government Training Film / Hairdressers / School of archaeology / Aeroplane toilet / Arianna Advert / Boxing in Johannesburg / Rowan Apologises / Clint Eastwood / Debating Point

    Director:Unknown
    Writers:Richard Curtis, Andy Hamilton

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  14. Not the Nine O'Clock News Season 2 Episode 3 - Don't Get Your Vicars In A Twist!
    7.6/10(24 votes)

    #14 - Don't Get Your Vicars In A Twist!

    S2:E3

    Sketches: Russian Army / FIAT Advert / Postman / Railway Announcement / Stout Life / Talking to daffodils / Crime Figures / Out-of-touch Judge / Train cancellation/Announcer breaks down / Glue Sniffing / Suicide / Loud Reporter / James Burke / American Express / President Tito / I Like Bouncing / Abu Ben Adhem

    Director:Unknown
    Writers:Richard Curtis, Griff Rhys Jones, Mel Smith

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  15. Not the Nine O'Clock News Season 4 Episode 1 - Show Twenty Two
    7.6/10(23 votes)

    #15 - Show Twenty Two

    S4:E1

    Sketches: Taxi in restaurant / Breathalyser / Train Driver / Job Creation Scheme / Punk badge / Air dryers / Hospital signs / Mr Bazouki / Aleebee / Cappuccino / National Bank Of Poland / Criminal driver / Nun stunt display / Polish Show / Nice Video Shame About The Song / Caber tosser

    Director:Geoff Posner
    Writer:Richard Curtis

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  16. Not the Nine O'Clock News Season 2 Episode 6 - Show Twelve
    7.5/10(20 votes)

    #16 - Show Twelve

    S2:E6

    Sketches: Guardsmen / Blood bank sign / Morgue / Parkinson with Billy Connolly / Pottery presenter / Hi-Fi Shop / Campari and Soda / Passport Photos / News For The Deaf / Mugging / The Devil: Is He All Bad? / Contagious spots / Origami / Hitchcock Directs The News / Hidden Switch / Janet Street Porter interviews Billy Connolly

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Richard Curtis

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  17. Not the Nine O'Clock News Season 3 Episode 3 - Miss World
    7.5/10(25 votes)

    #17 - Miss World

    S3:E3

    Sketches: Thatcher out/Thatcher in / Pyjama case / Presidential Aide / Baboons / Walking Into A Tree / TUC Tea Break / Pop Group / Reg Varney / Sooty Surgeon / Soccer Violence / Join The Royal Family / Gay Flasher / Kendal Mint Cake / I Believe / BBC2 Closedown

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Richard Curtis

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  18. Not the Nine O'Clock News Season 3 Episode 4 - Show Seventeen
    7.4/10(23 votes)

    #18 - Show Seventeen

    S3:E4

    Sketches: I'm on fire / Nationwide twins / Swedish film centre / ouglas Adams / London tourist board / Sleepy Firemen / Space Salvationists / Girls' Football / Roger Cook / Sir Keith Joseph / Counting Sheep / One Man And His Lion / Return Of Rowan's Rant / Soup and Cocoa / Auld Lang Syne / Controlling TV shows / Big Jobs / Last Of The Mohicans

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Richard Curtis

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  19. Not the Nine O'Clock News Season 1 Episode 2 - Show Two
    7.3/10(36 votes)

    #19 - Show Two

    S1:E2

    Sketches: Apology to Princess Margaret / News Headlines / Nicest flag in the EEC / Inflation / Kennedy / Gravity / Equal Opportunities / Blind beggar / Phone Bill Sketch / Forgetful Priests / St Vincent / Rowan's Rant 1 / Suburbs at War / Gay Christian / Keep Fit / Milk Tray

    Director:Unknown
    Writers:Richard Curtis, Andy Hamilton, David Renwick

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  20. Not the Nine O'Clock News Season 1 Episode 4 - Show Four
    7.3/10(34 votes)

    #20 - Show Four

    S1:E4

    Sketches: Plane Crash / Mission Ineffable / Scunthorpe strangler / Football Replay / Final Demands / Lifeboatmen / Craftsman's Kitchen / I can't feel my legs / Neurotica / Song: Gob On You

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Richard Curtis

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  21. Not the Nine O'Clock News Season 3 Episode 5 - Show Eighteen
    7.3/10(22 votes)

    #21 - Show Eighteen

    S3:E5

    Sketches: Ready Brek / Daily Star / Elephant Man / Thieves without stockings to put on their heads but with a pair of tights / Battered Baby / Harty Skit / Sunbed / The Obit / This Is Your Life / Tax Evaders / American Express (Masons) / Open Marriage / Schmidt Old Slag / Cocktail party / Burglar / Cold students / The New Creed / Vicar Breakdown / Lager / All-purpose Advert / Henry Cooper / Chess / Man Alive Skit / Disco which isn't really / Aural sex

    Director:Unknown
    Writers:Andy Hamilton, Griff Rhys Jones, Mel Smith, David Renwick, Andrew Marshall

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  22. Not the Nine O'Clock News Season 1 Episode 3 - Show Three
    7.2/10(37 votes)

    #22 - Show Three

    S1:E3

    Sketches: John Cleese / Suicide / Stringmakers' strike / National Laundromat Week / Murder Scene Sketch / Vote For Jimmy Carter / Hospital Stores / Ayatollah Sketch / Blue Peter / Preacher / The Dead Crocodile / Hole Sculptor / Restaurant / Restrictive Practices Suite / Irish Football

    Director:Unknown
    Writers:Richard Curtis, John Lloyd, Jon Canter

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  23. Not the Nine O'Clock News Season 1 Episode 5 - Show Five
    7.2/10(31 votes)

    #23 - Show Five

    S1:E5

    Sketches: Baby on the bus / Nativity Sketch / New Jeans / Religious fanatic / Nativity II / Hot Gossip / Church Advertising / Medieval Christmas / Ranting Frenchman / Miss World / Amputation / Trial By Egg / ""Probe"" / Bingo / Rowan Rants Again / Nanny Service / Christmas Carol

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Richard Curtis

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  24. Not the Nine O'Clock News Season 1 Episode 1 - Kenny Everett In Not The Nine O'Clock News
    7.1/10(46 votes)

    #24 - Kenny Everett In Not The Nine O'Clock News

    S1:E1

    Sketches: Clapperboard / Tinker, Tailor / Kenny Everett Sketch / Britt Ekland's car / National Wealth Beds / Wilson's Memoirs / Inflatables / Aliens / Vivisection Sketch / On The Moov / Spinning Head / Man With Ten Legs / Tory Conference / Maori Sketch

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Richard Curtis

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  25. Not the Nine O'Clock News Season 4 Episode 3 - Hi Se Seo An Naught Ag A Naoi Chlog
    7.1/10(24 votes)

    #25 - Hi Se Seo An Naught Ag A Naoi Chlog

    S4:E3

    Sketches: Bankrupt / Ask The Family / What's The Time Mr Wolf? / Rubik Cube / Valentine / Advert for the SDP / No dogs, smoking, bikes / Stunt cops and robbers / Bank / The Price Of Petrol / Kangaroo Meat Advert / Wildebeest / Mad Colonel / Umbrellas / Financial Times / Post Office / Roland Davies / Contac 2000

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Richard Curtis

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Best Episodes Summary

"Show Twenty Five" is the best rated episode of "Not the Nine O'Clock News". It scored 8.2/10 based on 21 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Richard Curtis, Griff Rhys Jones, Mel Smith, John Lloyd, it aired on 2/22/1982. This episode scored 0.1 points higher than the second highest rated, "Show Eleven".