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The Best Episodes of Pets

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The Best Episodes of Pets

Pets is an adult British puppet sitcom, produced by Fit2Fill Productions Limited. It was originally aired on Channel 4 and ran for two series, the...

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    #1 - Christmas

    S1:E1

    JP believes it is Christmas in the middle of March, and so to humour him, the other Pets decide to hold the event. Unfortunately, disaster strikes when the house is invaded by burglars.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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    #2 - Pregnant

    S1:E2

    After a wild party, a hungover Hamish is told by JP and Trevor that he had sex with Davina while he was drunk, and three months later it is revealed that she is pregnant.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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    #3 - Pleasure

    S1:E3

    Trevor has an unreachable itch on his back, which the other Pets refuse to scratch. Frustrated, he decides to use an unconventional method to get rid of it that leaves one of the Pets suffering from a nervous breakdown.

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    Director:Unknown
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    #4 - American Beauty

    S1:E4

    Hamish discovers that Trevor has placed a poor bet in his name with money borrowed from a violent, psychopathic criminal who expects to be payed back. Terrified, Hamish begins many failed attempts to commit suicide before the moneylender arrives.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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    #5 - On Hold

    S1:E5

    Hamish finds himself being held in an excessively long queue on the phone in his attempt to make a call.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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    #6 - Consider Yourself

    S1:E6

    In a parody of Sherlock Holmes, Trevor tells JP the story of his Victorian ancestor; a detective who discovered the identity of Jack The Ripper.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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    #7 - The Miracle

    S1:E7

    When an archangel unblocks the downstairs toilet, Hamish insists the house become religious as an act of respect.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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    #8 - Conspiracy Theory

    S1:E8

    While watching a television documentary about John F. Kennedy, the Pets' power supply is cut off. Cue a flashback to the 1960s, featuring relations of the Pets on holiday in a house identical to the modern day version in Dallas, who witness the president's assassination and attempt to discover the identity of the perpetrator.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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    #9 - Constipation

    S1:E9

    After suffering from constipation for fourteen months, Hamish reluctantly tries Trevor's suggestion of eating a pair of tights in order to cure himself.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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    #10 - The Making of Pets

    S2:E14

    Trevor takes us on an exclusive and foul-mouthed guided tour behind the scenes of Pets.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

Best Episodes Summary

"Christmas" is the best rated episode of "Pets". It scored /10 based on 0 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 5/5/2001. This episode scored 0.0 points higher than the second highest rated, "Pregnant".