Show cover for Pets

The Worst Episodes of Pets

Every episode of Pets ranked from worst to best. Explore the Worst Episodes of Pets!

Pets is an adult British puppet sitcom, produced by Fit2Fill Productions Limited. It was originally aired on Channel 4 and ran for two series, the...
Genre:Comedy
Network:Channel 4

Worst Episodes Summary

"Christmas" is the worst rated episode of "Pets". It scored N/A/10 based on 0 votes. Directed by N/A and written by N/A, it aired on 5/5/2001. This episode scored NaN points lower than the second lowest rated, "Pregnant".

  • Christmas
    NaN/100 votes
    Loading...

    #1 - Christmas

    Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 5/5/2001

    JP believes it is Christmas in the middle of March, and so to humour him, the other Pets decide to hold the event. Unfortunately, disaster strikes when the house is invaded by burglars.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Pregnant
    NaN/100 votes
    Loading...

    #2 - Pregnant

    Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 5/12/2001

    After a wild party, a hungover Hamish is told by JP and Trevor that he had sex with Davina while he was drunk, and three months later it is revealed that she is pregnant.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Pleasure
    NaN/100 votes
    Loading...

    #3 - Pleasure

    Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 5/19/2001

    Trevor has an unreachable itch on his back, which the other Pets refuse to scratch. Frustrated, he decides to use an unconventional method to get rid of it that leaves one of the Pets suffering from a nervous breakdown.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • American Beauty
    NaN/100 votes
    Loading...

    #4 - American Beauty

    Season 1 Episode 4 - Aired 5/26/2001

    Hamish discovers that Trevor has placed a poor bet in his name with money borrowed from a violent, psychopathic criminal who expects to be payed back. Terrified, Hamish begins many failed attempts to commit suicide before the moneylender arrives.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • On Hold
    NaN/100 votes
    Loading...

    #5 - On Hold

    Season 1 Episode 5 - Aired 6/2/2001

    Hamish finds himself being held in an excessively long queue on the phone in his attempt to make a call.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Consider Yourself
    NaN/100 votes
    Loading...

    #6 - Consider Yourself

    Season 1 Episode 6 - Aired 6/9/2001

    In a parody of Sherlock Holmes, Trevor tells JP the story of his Victorian ancestor; a detective who discovered the identity of Jack The Ripper.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The Miracle
    NaN/100 votes
    Loading...

    #7 - The Miracle

    Season 1 Episode 7 - Aired 6/16/2001

    When an archangel unblocks the downstairs toilet, Hamish insists the house become religious as an act of respect.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Conspiracy Theory
    NaN/100 votes
    Loading...

    #8 - Conspiracy Theory

    Season 1 Episode 8 - Aired 6/23/2001

    While watching a television documentary about John F. Kennedy, the Pets' power supply is cut off. Cue a flashback to the 1960s, featuring relations of the Pets on holiday in a house identical to the modern day version in Dallas, who witness the president's assassination and attempt to discover the identity of the perpetrator.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Constipation
    NaN/100 votes
    Loading...

    #9 - Constipation

    Season 1 Episode 9 - Aired 6/30/2001

    After suffering from constipation for fourteen months, Hamish reluctantly tries Trevor's suggestion of eating a pair of tights in order to cure himself.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The Making of Pets
    NaN/100 votes
    Loading...

    #10 - The Making of Pets

    Season 2 Episode 14 - Aired 11/23/2001

    Trevor takes us on an exclusive and foul-mouthed guided tour behind the scenes of Pets.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A