A brand new episode of 90s Adventure Bear, where 90s Adventure Bear must save his good friend Yuk Yuk from the evil Major Manslaughter. (Note: This is the first episode of the series where Pickle and Peanut do not appear.)

90's Adventure Bear and the Sword of Songs

Jon Heder

Johnny Pemberton

Tim Heidecker

Magic Dragon

Little Olden Town

L'il Pickle goes missing, so Pickle and Peanut set up fliers around town with a huge reward, which just happens to catch the attention of some eager mercenaries.

Huge Reward

The boys are excited for the big weekend they planned together but it is ruined when a bear wounds up at Peanut's house and they become barricaded inside the van.

Bear-I-Cade

McSweats brings Pickle and Peanut to his old summer camp, he never got a chance to be a legendary camper by stealing an item from the girl camp across the lake, so they decide to intrude on a hellish girl slumber party hosted by Pickle's ex-girlfriend Gory Agnes to fulfil McSweats' summer camp prophecy.

Camp

After the boys crash on an "island" in the middle of the freeway, they try to find a way off the island that takes what they believe to be 18 years.

Freeway Island

Pickle and Peanut attend 90's Adventure Bear's boat wedding and when they knock the captain of the ship unconscious it is up to them to get 90's Adventure Bear married.

Wet Wedding

Pickle convinces Peanut that he has been turned into a werewolf and he has to do everything he can to make Peanut's powers seem believable. However, things take a turn for the worst when a real werewolf shows up.

Tweenage Lupinus

After discovering that an old candy bar in the back of the store shelves contains a coveted golden ticket that grants an exclusive tour of a marvelous candy factory, Pickle convinces Peanut to go with him to claim his prize and give Peanut a taste of some of the factory's chocolate, only to discover that the factory has been long abandoned, the employees are now hobos living in the factory's ruins, and the owner of the factory has been missing for years.

Candy Factory

Pickle and Peanut are forced by Laser to wash his prized sports car "Funwagon" after they unintentionally splash it with mud. However, they accidentally hose the car down with some toxic ooze from a nearby truck instead of water, and as a result, the ooze grants Funwagon mutated sentience and a freakish face, which ultimately causes a horrified Laser to disown the vehicle. The two befriend Funwagon and decide to "raise it" as their own, until Laser has a "change of heart" and decides to take back Funwagon in order to enter it into a demolition derby for a $10,000 cash prize, which causes Pickle and Peanut to go after Laser in the truck that contained the toxic ooze to begin with in order to rescue Funwagon from being demolished.

Funwagon

Mr. Mjärt calls for Pickle and Peanut's help to remove some graffiti from behind the Mjärt Mart. The boys are stunned to see how real the graffiti looks, and that it is made out of chalk. They then notice a man named TX made it, who was hiding behind some bushes watching them. The boys encourage TX to spread his chalk art around town, but he is too nervous that people would not appreciate it, until they actually do. TX would bring out his true creativity if it was not for the fact that his father is Papa, and he wants his son to be as a criminal as he is. Papa threatens to take away TX's chalk if he cannot prove that he has what it takes to rob a bank. Pickle and Peanut take TX to a credit union, but it does not go as planned, so they get the idea to make a mural of the wall broken into. The wall does not fool Papa, but it fools some dimwitted cops, and they decide to take TX and make him part of the police force, to help them prank other precincts in exchange for “cop gold”, and P...

Chalk Graffiti

Wayne invites Pickle and Peanut to his birthday party, Peanut is astonished to see that Zander Divine, Nevada’s Foremost Outer Space Magician will be performing at the party. The two then go to Wayne's house and they notice that Zander was not going to be there. Before they leave Pickle goes to grab some cake only to see that Wayne is crying in a corner, Pickle decides to bring Wayne with them to see Zander's show in person and Peanut has his doubts until Wayne proves himself wrong. At the Show the Boys notice that all Wayne wanted was for his revenge against Zander so they try to stop him before he causes any real damage.

Birthday at Wayne's

Pickle has been training lobsters in the Mjärt Mart, Peanut finds this to be very cool and suggests Pickle he should just purchase the lobsters so they do not get eaten, Pickle says they are too expensive to buy so the boys borrow the lobsters and turn the van into a mobile aquarium. Pickle starts to perform shows with the lobsters in hopes to raise enough money until rapper D-Stixx offers the boys $15,000 for them to perform at Shellapalooza, Pickle and Peanut then realize that D-Stixx just wants to eat the lobsters and they proceed to rescue the lobsters and set them free before they are eaten.

Mobile Aquarium

After Pickle makes a complaint to the health department about hair being on the Slop Shop's pizza, the health department takes the owner Ryan away. With people entering the restaurant and no one to make the Pizza, the boys decide to give people the premade pizzas. A group of kids then burst into the restaurant and there is no pizza left, Pickle then tries to make pizzas but does not know how and this enrages the kids and they hold the customers captive while Pickle and Peanut go to free Ryan from the health department where it is revealed that the health department has been looking for him for years because he is half orangutan.

Shaving Primate Ryan

After Laser taunts Pickle, Peanut, and McSweats for reenacting McSweat's favorite childhood show Li'l Chugger The Face Train, Pickle and Peanut cheer up a discouraged McSweats by making some adjustments to his childhood train costume, including a self-functioning motorized engine, a passenger car (an empty dumpster attached to the costume), and best of all, a slot in the steam funnel that will feed McSweats cookies. The three end up attracting a lot of attention from people around town who remembered the show and they join them in their fun, where the three take them to meet Li'l Chugger himself and they all celebrate his birthday. At the end of the day, McSweats thank Pickle and Peanut for helping him feel more confident, but the next morning they discover, much to their shock, that McSweats has replaced them as his "conductors" with Lazer and his friend Cody due to his newfound popularity, as he now feels that the two are "losers" in comparison. Heartbroken, the two come across n...

Runaway Train

Pickle, Peanut, McSweats, and Lazer band together to find a hidden treasure of cop gold in a place called the Cop Car Graveyard, things start to turn for the worst when the guys start to have strange suspicions of Lazer going to find the treasure for himself. The guys instead bond throughout the trip and all have plans for using the gold to do something good for their mothers. McSweats then backstabs everyone by cleverly planning to take the cop gold for himself and this results in the boys trying to stop McSweats and having the graveyard cave in.

Cop Car Graveyard

After Pickle and Peanut do not receive a toy in their meaty buns meal, they soon discover that the company does not want to give out the toys for mysterious reasons. Pickle and Peanut then become an anonymous group called the Techno Pirates (name given by the public, Dark Jester is their real name) and they go around from store to store and steal boxes of the condemned toys to give out to the children who did not receive one at the East Reno Park.

Fast Food Pirates

Pickle and Peanut are given a cat drone from Big Dook at the thrift store, they start to have fun with it and use it for good around town, it then crashes the into Wayne's backyard with killer animals, the boys then discover a group of kids who have been in hiding from Wayne and Peanut gets the idea to fight back against Wayne and take back what's theirs.

The Drone

On Thanksgiving Day, Mr. Mjart tasks his employees Pickle and Peanut with delivering frozen turkeys to Mjart Mart after the store sells out of them. Driving Mr Mjart's tractor trailer, the two try to soak in the excitement of being "truckers" while making the journey to the distribution center where the frozen turkeys are being kept, such as wearing "trucker gear" (foreign clothes that Mr. Mjart kept in the back of the truck) and communicating through the C4 radio, (where a voice scolds them from communicating on an apparently restricted channel). After the trailer becomes disconnected from the tractor truck (as a result of going off-road to do some doughnuts) they discover that the vehicle is connected magnetically through a connector rather than a traditional manual tractor hitch. Successfully reconnecting the truck to the trailer, they soon discover that they are low on fuel and decide to stop at a nearby truck stop, where they fill up the truck and check out a diner near the s...

Truckers

Pickle wakes up to discover the lower half of his body has been replaced with a dog's body, and while at first freaked out, he eventually comes to enjoy it and starts having a lot of fun doing every dog thing he can imagine with Peanut, until he discovers that the rest of his body is now being occupied by a very familiar other dog.

Pickledog

After Pickle and Peanut agree to take care of McSweats's beloved dog Darlin' while he takes a "spa day", Pickle discovers that for some reason the dog likes Peanut more than him, causing Pickle to do everything he can think of to make Darlin' like him. However, no matter what he tries in order to gain her affection, Darlin's strays further and further away from Pickle, until he gives up entirely after she destroys his favorite lunch from Peanut, who is just trying to cheer up his discouraged friend. With a defeated Pickle heading home, Peanut decides to take Darlin' for a walk by himself at a place he notices while driving by called Walkaround Canyon, which he thinks is a pleasant nature park from reading the sign (claiming it is "the land of a thousand miracles"). However, the park's sign turns out to be misleading, as Peanut is attacked by the park's wildlife and bitten by multiple venomous snakes. Severely injured, Peanut calls Pickle on his cell phone for help, where Pickle exp...

Watchin' Darlin

Mjärt Mart has a rat infestation problem, as the vermin only discourage customers from shopping and trigger Mr. Mjart's severe allergies. However, when Pickle and Peanut have a hard time getting the rats to leave the store, they come up with an interesting solution that can keep them in the store; dressing the rats up as small lovable farm animals and opening a 'petting zoo' in the middle of the store. Surprisingly, this turns out to be successful and even draws in more customers, but the two soon realize with the rats still in the store, Mr. Mjart's allergic reactions to them will only get worse. With that, they decide to find another place to send the rats instead, where local crime boss Papa provides them with a potential new home in his own zoo, as he is interested in the rats for his own mysterious intentions.

Petting Zoo

The Merrytime Fellas

Pickle loses his sneakers to McSweats and must win a deadly footrace to get them back.

Foot Bangers

Pickle and Peanut try to save Mr. Mjärt's village from a puma.

Pickle and Peanut free a magical dragon and try to help him find a true friend who will not make him abuse his powers.

The Sugar Bees try to sabotage Peanut's synchronized swimming team before a big competition.

Sync or Swim

At their preschool reunion, the gang reminisces about the time they discovered a sand elf living in the playground sandbox.

Preschool Reunion

After learning that L'il Pickle has contracted terminal hiccups, the boys join Lazer's bobsledding team to raise money for the cure.

Bobsledders

McSweats frames Pickle and Peanut when he flushes his father's jewelry down the toilet.

Fugitives

The health inspector threatens to destroy Peanut's grandma's house when he learns there are too many cats living there.

Granny's House

Peanut finds his childhood collection of Gregazoids and searches for the final figure he needs to collect them all.

Gregazoids

Pickle and Peanut turn their van into a food truck to sell some meat before it expires and they lose their jobs.

Meat Ballers

Pickle and Peanut are decorating Peanut's house for the holidays, they hear wonderful music coming from Scampy's hole in Peanut's room, they find out Scampy is practicing for a show with his two brothers Umbrella and Crab Meat and they are trying to prepare for New York City. Pickle and Peanut decide to drive them up to New York as it will give them a chance to go to Illinois and experience snow for the first time. Peanut has difficulty keeping Scampy's brothers under control in public places as they only know how to act like sewer people. In Illinois, Peanut stops by a rest stop and leaves Scampy's brothers in the van, the brothers decide to hunt down a giant American mink in front of the rest stop and it falls and destroys the van. American actress Melissa Joan Hart notices the guys' problem and offers to help them by giving them a ride on her cross country zip line to New York, the brothers insult Melisa and she goes off without them and Peanut gets mad. Pickle informs them that...

Tree Lighting

In similar style to Yellow Snow, Pickle and Peanut decide to make snowmen when they suddenly come to life and start to dance.

They are challenged by Lazer and his group of snowmen to have a dance battle. After the battle, the snowmen begin to fight Pickle and Peanut, so the boys fight with the help of Darlin’ and they defeat their snowmen.

A Merry Mocap Musical

Peanut comes across a cool biker chain wallet in the Mjärt Mart and takes it for himself, until they are invited to a biker party with the owner hosting and the boys have to figure out how to escape without being noticed by the killer biker.

Chain Wallet

Pickle tries to get a worm back to health, McSweats tries to find a new dog toy for his dog Darlin', Dr. Pamplemousse is late for his important date with his lady friend, and Sneaky Patty has to do some sneaky deliveries.

Tails of East Reno

Peanut is anxious to get a third strike to get the bowling ally's black lights to come on, he uses the help of Wayne but the owner Ragga will not turn on the lights. Peanut flicks on the lights himself and it opens a portal to the underworld where they are trapped unless they can beat Wayne's demon brother in a bowling match.

Black Light Bowling

Another episode of 90's Adventure bear, 90's tries to help his father 70's Adventure Bear search for the fabled Coconut Helmet he's been looking for his entire life, they eventually get the help from Major Manslaughter to find the helmet until they're eventually double crossed.

90s Adventure Bear and the Coconut Helmet

Peanut must fill in for Sadie, the aquarium's information kiosk lady (who is actually a mermaid), while Pickle takes her out on a date.

Fishy Biz

The Mjärt Mart falls on hard times so Pickle and Peanut become sign spinners to drum up some business.

Sign Spinners

Pickle and Peanut learn that their favorite album contains a bonus track and try desperately to hear it.

Bonus Track

Pickle and Peanut host a clip show telethon to raise money for Pickle's boneless cat charity.

Clip Show

A buddy comedy series about two unlikely friends — an emotional pickle and a freewheeling peanut.

90's Adventure Bear and the Sword of Songs

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