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The Best Episodes of Pizza

Every episode of Pizza ranked from best to worst. Let's dive into the Best Episodes of Pizza!

The Best Episodes of Pizza

Pizza was an Australian television series on the Australian television network SBS. The series has a spin-off feature length movie, Fat Pizza, released in 2003,...
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  1. #1 Fan Favorite
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    Pizza Season 2 Episode 1 - New Pizza
    7.7/10(10 votes)

    #1 - New Pizza

    S2:E1

    The guys do an insurance job to get a new shop. Sleek returns from a holiday in Lebanon. Pauly experiences road rage with Saddam Hussein.

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  2. Pizza Season 1 Episode 5 - Crazy Pizza
    7.5/10(11 votes)

    #2 - Crazy Pizza

    S1:E5

    Bobo closes the shop early and gets ready to date a sexy somebody he met on the Internet. Sleek and Pauly have a night on the town. As usual not all is well in the land of fat pizza. The mother of all road rages ensues, bouncers, midgets plane crashes and dead bodies turn the night upside down. The shows finale is very Priscilla queen of the desert!

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  3. Pizza Season 4 Episode 8 - Habib's Wedding Pizza
    7.4/10(10 votes)

    #3 - Habib's Wedding Pizza

    S4:E8

    Toula is pregnant and Habib must marry her. Bobo is hired to cater for the wedding, with his Fat Pizza workers as staff at the reception. Possibly the most hectic, violent wedding ever on Australian television.

    Director:Unknown
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  4. Pizza Season 5 Episode 4 - Beach Pizza (1)
    7.4/10(13 votes)

    #4 - Beach Pizza (1)

    S5:E4

    Bobo has a day off and goes to Cronulla beach with his ex porn star girlfriend Ruby. The day explodes into mayhem as pizza deliveries go wrong and Habib and Rocky accidentally start a riot with lifesavers. The media then interview Pauly and he is taken out of context and blamed as the instigator of the Cronulla Beach riot.

    Director:Unknown
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  5. Pizza Season 2 Episode 7 - Freaky Pizza
    7.3/10(14 votes)

    #5 - Freaky Pizza

    S2:E7

    Pauly's nephew is possessed by the Devil. Sleek is kidnapped and has his kidneys stolen for Claudia Macpherson's transplant. It's a full moon and this causes drama for Bobo.

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  6. Pizza Season 2 Episode 5 - Melbourne Pizza
    7.2/10(13 votes)

    #6 - Melbourne Pizza

    S2:E5

    When the Tax Department closes Bo Bo's shop for a $1 million GST debt, he blows up the Tax Office in an Oklahoma style bombing. Pauly and Sleek take a road trip to Melbourne.

    Director:Unknown
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  7. Pizza Season 2 Episode 2 - Politically Incorrect Pizza
    7.1/10(10 votes)

    #7 - Politically Incorrect Pizza

    S2:E2

    Pauly and Sleek take off for a weekend at the snow and return to a Dog Day Afternoon style siege at the motor registry.

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  8. Pizza Season 4 Episode 4 - Holiday Pizza (1)
    7.1/10(11 votes)

    #8 - Holiday Pizza (1)

    S4:E4

    Pauly catches Bobo in a compromising position with a transvestite. He blackmails Bobo into giving him a holiday, so Pauly goes to visit his cousin Luigi in Rome. Luigi sends an sms to Pauly that he has a Ferrari but he, in fact, only has a scooter, he tells Pauly he lives in a giant apartment but it's tiny; he also lies saying that he owns a nightclub when he is only the bouncer. Pauly is robbed by gypsies and loses all his money so Luigi gets him a job with a local Roman pizzeria. Pauly's new boss is Momo. Pauly then battles Roman traffic, horny old customers and the mafia.

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  9. Pizza Season 4 Episode 6 - Waitress Pizza
    7.1/10(14 votes)

    #9 - Waitress Pizza

    S4:E6

    Bobo decides to hire a waitress to help in the shop and all Pizza boys are drooling over her.

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  10. Pizza Season 2 Episode 4 - Millionaire Pizza
    7.0/10(11 votes)

    #10 - Millionaire Pizza

    S2:E4

    Sleek stars in a Survivor-style reality program with six beautiful models. Pauly encounters road rage with Anthony Mundine and Mike Tyson; and Bo Bo gets a new apprentice who is subjected to "apprentice abuse".

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  11. Pizza Season 2 Episode 9 - Anzac Pizza
    7.0/10(9 votes)

    #11 - Anzac Pizza

    S2:E9

    It's Anzac Day and Pauly marches for his Grandfather who served in Gallipoli. The Prime Minister is assassinated over the GST. Sleek turns a B&S ball into a rave and his Lebanese friends sells drugs to the bumpkins.

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  12. Pizza Season 3 Episode 4 - School Pizza
    7.0/10(11 votes)

    #12 - School Pizza

    S3:E4

    Pauly and Davo reminisce about their school days, while Rocky and Habib attempt to pull off a ATM scam.

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  13. Pizza Season 3 Episode 9 - Refugee Pizza
    7.0/10(11 votes)

    #13 - Refugee Pizza

    S3:E9

    Habib and Rocky get arrested and become informers, Mama has a plan and Pauly gets blue balls.

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  14. Pizza Season 4 Episode 1 - New Shop Pizza
    7.0/10(10 votes)

    #14 - New Shop Pizza

    S4:E1

    The 4th series opens with a new shop and 4 new delivery boys. Kev the Kiwi - an ex-bouncer Chong Fat - who is a terrible driver Junior - a psychotic apprentice chef and DJ BJ - a terrible DJ. Pauly and Habib are still working for Bobo and while gets a new car the new delivery boys get scooters.

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  15. Pizza Season 4 Episode 5 - Holiday Pizza (2)
    7.0/10(11 votes)

    #15 - Holiday Pizza (2)

    S4:E5

    Pauly arrives for work at Momo's pizza shop only to be sent on a mafia mission to Sicily, with his cousin Luigi. Pauly and Luigi encounter sex, drugs, horny gay guys and organized crime as they scooter their way across Italy.

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  16. Pizza Season 4 Episode 7 - Burnout Pizza
    7.0/10(9 votes)

    #16 - Burnout Pizza

    S4:E7

    Pauly and Habib take a sickie and go to Queensland to compete in a drag racing competition, Rocky, Toula and Rocky's girlfriend Katrina come along too. Pauly has the hots for Katrina while Rocky treats her badly.

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  17. Pizza Season 1 Episode 1 - Dangerous Pizza
    6.9/10(15 votes)

    #17 - Dangerous Pizza

    S1:E1

    Pauly warns Sleek about the dangers of pizza delivery: "mate it's the second most dangerous job in the western world, in the third world they don't even have pizza delivery its that dangerous". Sleek and Pauly encounter SWAT teams, pyscho customers, celebrity orgies, home invasions and even alien life. As pauly says "pizza delivery—it's a dangerous buisness".

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  18. Pizza Season 1 Episode 3 - Film Pizza
    6.9/10(12 votes)

    #18 - Film Pizza

    S1:E3

    The new James Bond film is being made at some movie studios near the Fat Pizza pizzeria. Supermodel Claudia MacPherson is cast in the film much to the dismay of co-star Brad Pitts. Sleek is injured in a delivery to a wrestling ring and spends the episode chasing a good compo lawyer as well as trying to deliver a pizza to an elusive Bobby DeNiro who is in Australia for the new film. Bobo chainsaws a runaway kangaroo for salami and Pauly has a run in with petrol station owner Kamahl over a difference of opnion concerning the dangers of mobile phones.

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  19. Pizza Season 2 Episode 3 - Sexy Pizza
    6.9/10(10 votes)

    #19 - Sexy Pizza

    S2:E3

    Pauly thinks he is on a mystery flight to Surfers, but ends up in Vietnam. Bo-Bo buys toxic cheese from Russia and Sleek, who thinks he's gay, delivers to the Mardi Gras.

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  20. Pizza Season 3 Episode 3 - Cult Pizza
    6.9/10(10 votes)

    #20 - Cult Pizza

    S3:E3

    Davo joins a sex cult

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  21. Pizza Season 3 Episode 5 - Road Trip Pizza
    6.9/10(45 votes)

    #21 - Road Trip Pizza

    S3:E5

    The boys go on a road trip to Melbourne.

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  22. Pizza Season 1 Episode 9 - Gambling Pizza
    6.8/10(11 votes)

    #22 - Gambling Pizza

    S1:E9

    Bobo loses his shop gambling to the mafia. Pauly and Sleek unknowingly start delivering illicit goods through the pizza boxes. Supermodel Claudia is desperately chasing a magic slimming drug and we reunite the cast of prisoner.

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  23. Pizza Season 3 Episode 2 - Terrorism Pizza
    6.8/10(9 votes)

    #23 - Terrorism Pizza

    S3:E2

    The Fat Pizza crew have been seeing too many terrorism ads, which leads Jabba to beleiving that Habib's a terrorist. Meanwhile Pauly trys to rescue captured hostages from City Link, while Bobo meets Prime Minister John Howard at the pizza shop.

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  24. Pizza Season 4 Episode 3 - Father's Day Pizza
    6.8/10(13 votes)

    #24 - Father's Day Pizza

    S4:E3

    We visit Hong Kong and Hashfield Heights. It’s Father’s Day and Bobo is giving away screwdrivers as part of a Father’s Day promotion. The pizza boys reminisce about their dads. Kev the Kiwi remembers his first beer with his dad. We learn the whereabouts of Habib’s father and Pauly reflects on his dad Alfredo, who disappeared when he was five. We learn that Alfredo Falzoni was the basis for Ian Fleming’s anglicized James Bond. Alfredo, the Maltese James Bond, was trained in espionage by the British after World War II. We discover secrets about the JFK assassination, Bruce Lee, Area 54, dead aliens, Harold Holt, Gough Whitlam and the moon landing. It's retro, conspiracy Pizza at its best. Cameos include Bessie Bardot, JFK, Marilyn Monroe and Bruce Lee.

    Director:Unknown
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  25. Pizza Season 5 Episode 1 - Carwash Pizza
    6.7/10(10 votes)

    #25 - Carwash Pizza

    S5:E1

    Bobo does an insurance job on his old Fat Pizza pizzeria and buys a new shop in Hashfield Valley, because business is so bad he is forced to turn the shop into a pizzeria café carwash.

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Best Episodes Summary

"New Pizza" is the best rated episode of "Pizza". It scored 7.7/10 based on 10 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 8/27/2001. This episode scored 0.2 points higher than the second highest rated, "Crazy Pizza".