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Pizza was an Australian television series on the Australian television network SBS. The series has a spin-off feature length movie, Fat Pizza, released in 2003, and a best-of highlights video/DVD that featured previously unreleased footage

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  1. #1 Worst Episode
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    Pizza Season 2 Episode 11 - A Real Slice of Pizza
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #1 - A Real Slice of Pizza

    S2:E11

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    Director:Unknown
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  2. Pizza Season 3 Episode 10 - Pizza Live
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    #2 - Pizza Live

    S3:E10

    The Fat Pizza crew "hijack" SBS and broadcast live in protest of the "cancellation" of the show.

    Director:Unknown
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  3. Pizza Season 4 Episode 9 - Pizza Does Nimbin (Pizza Goes To MardiGrass)
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    #3 - Pizza Does Nimbin (Pizza Goes To MardiGrass)

    S4:E9

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  4. Pizza Season 4 Episode 10 - Live Pizza
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    #4 - Live Pizza

    S4:E10

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  5. Pizza Season 3 Episode 6 - SEXPO Pizza
    5.8/10(10 votes)

    #5 - SEXPO Pizza

    S3:E6

    The pizza delviery boys go to SEXPO in this special episode where Pauly interviews pornstars.

    Director:Unknown
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  6. Pizza Season 1 Episode 4 - Crime Pizza
    6.0/10(10 votes)

    #6 - Crime Pizza

    S1:E4

    The premier of NSW passes a new homeboy law allowing police to detain and search anyone in a baseball hat or tracksuit. Unfortunately for the workers at the fat pizza pizzeria their uniforms consist of tracksuits and baseball caps. Pauly is arrested in a case of mistaken identity by two hopeless detectives. A disgruntled customer hires a hitman to kill Pauly because of a mix up on a pizza delivery. Even though its Sleeks birthday he is beaten Rodney King style by the whole police force. Claudia MacPherson has been videoed having sex with her boyfriend and the video is being broadcast on the internet and mama Gigliotti is under attack by some middleclass homeboys. The episode is narrated by Ian Turpie doing his version of Australia most wanted.

    Director:Unknown
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  7. Pizza Season 5 Episode 3 - Melbourne Cup Pizza
    6.1/10(10 votes)

    #7 - Melbourne Cup Pizza

    S5:E3

    Bobo holds a Melbourne cup lunch at Fat Pizza. Everything goes wrong, from bad food to power failures; the obese customers are unhappy at the lack of food and alcohol.

    Director:Unknown
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  8. Pizza Season 1 Episode 7 - Road Trip Pizza
    6.2/10(9 votes)

    #8 - Road Trip Pizza

    S1:E7

    Bobo is shot in the testicles by a disgruntled former worker. While he is in hospital Pauly and Sleek decide to make a road trip from Sydney to Surfers Paradise so they can party it up. During the trip we learn about all the amazing things Pauly did before h is career in pizzas, he saved the Pope's life, was a champion iron man and surfer " but I had to give it up because of that hole in the ozone". Pauly also started the kids performing group the Wigglys. Bobo mean while is given some bionics by a specialist doctor to solve his groin problem.

    Director:Unknown
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  9. Pizza Season 2 Episode 8 - Girlfriend Pizza
    6.2/10(9 votes)

    #9 - Girlfriend Pizza

    S2:E8

    The Pizza guys have girlfriend problems—Sleek falls in love; Pauly takes a date to the top of the Sydney Harbour Bridge; and Bo Bo meets a disabled woman on the internet and takes her to dinner.

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  10. Pizza Season 3 Episode 1 - Brand New Pizza
    6.2/10(11 votes)

    #10 - Brand New Pizza

    S3:E1

    Pizza returns for a third season bigger, better and cheesier than ever. Pauly’s a victim of road rage and nearly chokes a cop; Bobo attacks Leonard, his new and disabled apprentice; and Habib gets home detention for keeping a rocket in his backyard. The new series introduces Davo, who’s new to the delivery game—he’s on day release from jail; Slick, a rapper who can’t rap and Rocky, the chick magnet.

    Director:Unknown
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  11. Pizza Season 4 Episode 2 - Small and Large Pizza
    6.2/10(11 votes)

    #11 - Small and Large Pizza

    S4:E2

    Pauly's car gets confiscated by the police and destroyed. He then buys a new car, DJ BJ breaks Bobo's pizza oven, by hooking up his turntables. With the oven broken, Bobo is forced to ring Pizza Shack to order pizzas for his customers. Habib rips off a Christian family and a gang war between Kev the Kiwi's Maori gang and Rocky the Lebanese Rambo's Lebanese gang, causes problems for Fat Pizza.

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  12. Pizza Season 5 Episode 6 - Doctor Pizza
    6.2/10(13 votes)

    #12 - Doctor Pizza

    S5:E6

    During an argument over cockroaches on Bobo's pizzas, Bobo accidentally bites off Rocky's finger. Both are sent to Hashfield Hospital, meanwhile Pauly is road raging all the hospital doctors and after bashing them there are no doctors to help Bobo and Rocky. In the end Junior decides to help with Bobo's surgery (after he lied to a Coconut Island nurse saying that he is a doctor).

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  13. Pizza Season 1 Episode 2 - Space Pizza
    6.3/10(14 votes)

    #13 - Space Pizza

    S1:E2

    Pauly finds himself left for dead in the desert as a result of the previous episodes alien abduction. Sleek is lost in the corridors of SBS on his way to a delivery and Bobo hires a replacement for Pauly; Dougie the pizza boy. In this show Dougie is a former actor and star of TV comercials who has been in prison for drugs charges and is on work release when Bobo hires him. Unfortunately for Dougie he meets a gruesome end at the hands of serial killer Clarence Bumpkin. Pauly is lost in the desert and is attacked by snakes, bumpkins and the supermodel on a desert shoot.

    Director:Unknown
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  14. Pizza Season 1 Episode 8 - Snowy Pizza
    6.3/10(12 votes)

    #14 - Snowy Pizza

    S1:E8

    Its Australia Day at the Fat Pizza pizzeria, Sleek is exhausted after winning a rap marathon and dreams himself into colonial times. Although in his dreams colonial Australia keeps turning into a rap video clip with sexy female dancers at every corner. He becomes the man from snowy pizza. Bobo is furious at a TV chef, chef Bernard for a bad review on his pizzas and he wants revenge. Claudia MacPherson hires a personal trainer because she is told she is fat and Pauly ends up giving a heart attack victim mouth to mouth with a vacuum cleaner.

    Director:Unknown
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  15. Pizza Season 2 Episode 6 - Flashback Pizza
    6.3/10(10 votes)

    #15 - Flashback Pizza

    S2:E6

    Bo Bo visits the shrink because of mental problems brought on by the shop. Pauly wants to become an actor and quit working. Sleek applies for a loan to kick-start his rap career.

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  16. Pizza Season 5 Episode 2 - Law & Order Pizza
    6.3/10(9 votes)

    #16 - Law & Order Pizza

    S5:E2

    Davo steals a police drug-sniffer dog and then tells the cops when the dog was suddenly cut up into pieces, then Chong Fat is suspected of the crime. Chong Fat admits that Davo had stolen the dog, Habib and Rocky had stolen the dog off Davo and offered him a ransom to pay if he wanted it back or else they would chop off its head. Davo is taken to the police station and tells the officers that Habib and Rocky then stole the dog off him. The cops arrested Rocky and Habib and took them to trial. Habib confesses that he took the dog but then gave him to Bobo who was believed to have cut it up to use for pizza meat. Bobo is then sentenced to trial and admits that Chong Fat had cut up the dog. Chong Fat is then taken into custody and sentenced to prison, Where he gets raped by a gay cellmate (the same inmate who also raped Habib in the earlier series of Pizza).

    Director:Unknown
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  17. Pizza Season 2 Episode 10 - Desert Pizza
    6.4/10(11 votes)

    #17 - Desert Pizza

    S2:E10

    Pauly and Sleek get marooned on a South Sea island when a fishing trip goes wrong. Bo Bo hires escapees from an immigration detention centre to replace Sleek and Pauly, one of whom is an infamous Bosnian war criminal.

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  18. Pizza Season 5 Episode 8 - BBQ Pizza
    6.4/10(11 votes)

    #18 - BBQ Pizza

    S5:E8

    Habib fakes the death of his wife, Toula, while she is in Greece whereby Habib receives $100,000. Bobo's gay Italian cousin Santino comes to visit from Italy. He shows Bobo how to make good pizzas. He gets a crush on DJ BJ. Bobo's mama goes interstate and Bobo has a barbeque to celebrate his engagement to his ex porn star girlfriend Ruby. Habib buries Toula's coffin (which he later tells Rocky there were only bricks in the coffin) and gets the insurance money.

    Director:Unknown
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  19. Pizza Season 1 Episode 6 - Love Pizza
    6.5/10(9 votes)

    #19 - Love Pizza

    S1:E6

    Supermedial Claudia MacPherson is getting married to actor Roger Connery—the new Bond film star. Paully joins the army reserves (thinking he'll meet girls). Bobo falls in love with Angelina, Pauly's replacement. Sleek tries out a new deodorant that leaves such an attractive scent he ends up in tight squeezes with drag queens, crazy chefs, a porn star, and a rock band called Marilyn's Regurgitators.

    Director:Unknown
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  20. Pizza Season 3 Episode 7 - Birthday Pizza
    6.5/10(10 votes)

    #20 - Birthday Pizza

    S3:E7

    It's Bobo's 40th birthday and the boys get him a stripper which gets him in trouble with Mama and Lin Chow, Pauly has girlfriend troubles and Habib tries to pull off an insurance scam.

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  21. Pizza Season 3 Episode 8 - Quarantine Pizza
    6.5/10(9 votes)

    #21 - Quarantine Pizza

    S3:E8

    Bobo had previously ordered Habib and Pauly to steal some chickens to have more ingredients, when they realise that the chickens are infected and are causing fatalities to the customers.

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  22. Pizza Season 5 Episode 5 - Beach Pizza (2)
    6.5/10(11 votes)

    #22 - Beach Pizza (2)

    S5:E5

    After causing the Cronulla riots and bashing radio shock jock Allen Ford Jones, Pauly and Junior are deported to Coconut Island, only there is a twist the department of immigration makes a mistake and they are sent to Crocodile Island.

    Director:Unknown
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  23. Pizza Season 5 Episode 7 - Cracker Pizza
    6.5/10(11 votes)

    #23 - Cracker Pizza

    S5:E7

    In response to a new Government ban on crackers and new "working for tips" laws the pizza shop workers suffer more grief than usual. Habib sets off all his old crackers before the ban is enforced, Davo is arrested for robbing a service station to pay for pizzas and Pauly drives to Canberra with Habib's cousin Omar to buy crackers.

    Director:Unknown
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  24. Pizza Season 5 Episode 1 - Carwash Pizza
    6.7/10(10 votes)

    #24 - Carwash Pizza

    S5:E1

    Bobo does an insurance job on his old Fat Pizza pizzeria and buys a new shop in Hashfield Valley, because business is so bad he is forced to turn the shop into a pizzeria café carwash.

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  25. Pizza Season 1 Episode 9 - Gambling Pizza
    6.8/10(11 votes)

    #25 - Gambling Pizza

    S1:E9

    Bobo loses his shop gambling to the mafia. Pauly and Sleek unknowingly start delivering illicit goods through the pizza boxes. Supermodel Claudia is desperately chasing a magic slimming drug and we reunite the cast of prisoner.

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Worst Episodes Summary

"A Real Slice of Pizza" is the worst rated episode of "Pizza". It scored /10 based on 0 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 11/5/2001. This episode scored 0.0 points lower than the second lowest rated, "Pizza Live".