The Best Episodes of Ramy

masr um el dunya… and it always will be. but america is what I need right now. you’ll see, baba. inshallah.

Director: Ramy Youssef

Writer: N/A

Everyone’s suspicious, man. Maybe your family was in on it, maybe not. Just lay low, and don’t draw attention to yourself. It’ll all die down… maybe. Also, where are all your Mom’s magazines?

Director: Ramy Youssef

Writer: N/A

Ramy, habibi, it’s Mom. Why don’t you call back? You don’t text, you don’t answer, you don’t even check this voicemail… astaghfirullah… call me. I just want to know you are ok. I made Koshary. Ok, bye.

Director: Cherien Dabis

Writer: N/A

austin powers is classic cinema.

Director: Ramy Youssef

Writer: N/A

ramy min amreeka! iz3yak ya bro! 3amel eh ya 7obby? wa7eshni awi ya brence, wallahi. so pumped ur coming bro. haven’t seen u since u were 8!! a5bar new york we el 3’orba eh ya basha?? and enta landing when? tell me all the flight infozzz, i’ll be there – whatsapp me habibi.

Director: Cherien Dabis

Writer: N/A

Hey i’m starting to think those guys at Verizon had a point.

Director: Christopher Storer

Writer: N/A

can we just pray together?

Director: Christopher Storer

Writer: N/A

egypt will be just like america.

Director: Ramy Youssef

Writer: N/A

So you’re doing all this soul searching… dope. What about your sister? Can she? Yeah? How can she find herself if she’s gotta be home by ten? What do you think she– Ramy, where are you going?

Director: Cherien Dabis

Writer: N/A

Give in, Ramy. Surrender. Stop overthinking things. Sure, it’s a bit unconventional, but you gotta follow your heart. No matter where it leads. Who knows, you might even find some happiness. Inshallah.

Director: Jehane Noujaim

Writer: N/A

Pray two rakat for Ruther Bader Ginsburg.

Director: Cherien Dabis

Writer: Ryan Welch

the whole village cries.

Director: Ramy Youssef

Writer: N/A

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Director: Ramy Youssef

Writer: N/A

Time for a spiritual cleanse. Get this month right, and you’ll have it all figured out. Fast properly, read your Quran, no sex, no porn… bro, close the MacBook! No porn. Just do the Ramadan. Get your life on track.

Director: Christopher Storer

Writer: Sahar Jahani

the shower keeps getting clogged. my feet are just sitting in a puddle of my sweaty body water... You ever feel that? Like, you took a shower, but you feel like you still gotta wash your feet?

Director: Cherien Dabis

Writer: N/A

ramy, ramy, ramy, harami!

Director: Annemarie Jacir

Writer: N/A

You need to start getting right with Allah. All you do is focus on yourself… you’re so selfish… And no, not just because he’s in a wheelchair.

Director: Cherien Dabis

Writer: N/A

Bro…You want real love? commit to the right person. take the bay’ah.

Director: Christopher Storer

Writer: Amir Sulaiman

He told you about little Omar! stop acting like you didn’t know! now you gotta explain this dog to your parents?? it’s haraam. you’re just… haraam!

Director: Ramy Youssef

Writer: N/A

You dress like a skateboarder… but you don’t know how to skateboard?

Director: Ramy Youssef

Writer: N/A

You dropped out of med school to do what? Dude, the app is called “Snack Swipe.” That shit‘s never gonna work. Just go work for your Uncle… let him teach you how to be man.

Director: Christopher Storer

Writer: N/A

Yes. Mexicans can go to heaven.

Director: Desiree Akhavan

Writer: N/A

So let me get this straight— you don’t do drugs, but you’ll have sex with women you’re not married to…? That’s not nuanced, you’re a hypocrite.

Director: Christopher Storer

Writer: Minhal Baig

are you watching horse porn?

Director: Ramy Youssef

Writer: N/A

i don't care about your halal/haraam ratio.

Director: Ari Katcher

Writer: N/A