NaN/100 votesLoading...#1 - Why Are We Here?
Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 4/1/2003
The first episode of Red vs. Blue introduces the main characters, and poses the all-important question, why are we here?
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NaN/100 votesLoading...#2 - Red Gets A Delivery
Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 4/20/2003
The Reds get a new piece of equipment, and Grif has a problem with its name.
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NaN/100 votesLoading...#3 - The Rookies
Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 4/27/2003
The Red and Blue armies get new recruits.
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NaN/100 votesLoading...#4 - Head Noob in Charge
Season 1 Episode 4 - Aired 4/27/2003
Caboose is given the job of "guarding the flag". Donut goes to the store.
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NaN/100 votesLoading...#5 - The Package is in the Open
Season 1 Episode 5 - Aired 4/27/2003
Donut returns from the store with a surprise.
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NaN/100 votesLoading...#6 - 1.21 Giga-Whats??
Season 1 Episode 6 - Aired 4/27/2003
The Blues go through the teleporter. The Reds get the upper hand.
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NaN/100 votesLoading...#7 - Check Out the Treads on that Chick
Season 1 Episode 7 - Aired 4/27/2003
While Church and Tucker lament their current situation, Caboose hops into the tank.
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NaN/100 votesLoading...#8 - Dont PH34R the Reaper
Season 1 Episode 8 - Aired 4/27/2003
Grif and Simmons flee as Caboose's trigger happy firing has dire consequences.
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NaN/100 votesLoading...#9 - After Church
Season 1 Episode 9 - Aired 4/27/2003
The cavalry arrives, and Caboose gets stuck.
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NaN/100 votesLoading...#10 - Shadow Of His Former Self
Season 1 Episode 10 - Aired 4/27/2003
Tucker requests reinforcements, and gets more than he bargained for.
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NaN/100 votesLoading...#11 - Knock Knock. Who's There? Pain
Season 1 Episode 11 - Aired 4/27/2003
Tex assaults the Red Base, injuring donut and knocking out Grif and Simmons.
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NaN/100 votesLoading...#12 - Down, But Not Out
Season 1 Episode 12 - Aired 4/27/2003
Church reveals that Tex was his former girlfriend and the Red Team airlifts a severely injured Donut back to headquarters.
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NaN/100 votesLoading...#13 - Human Peer Bonding
Season 1 Episode 13 - Aired 4/27/2003
Simmons and Grif guard Tex while Church explains to the Blues about Tex's AI.
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NaN/100 votesLoading...#14 - Roomier Than It Looks
Season 1 Episode 14 - Aired 4/27/2003
The Blues fake an attack on the Reds in order to free Tex and inadvertently get Sarge shot in the head.
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NaN/100 votesLoading...#15 - How The Other Half Lives
Season 1 Episode 15 - Aired 4/27/2003
Sarge and Church meet up in the spirit world and talk about the afterlife until Sarge is revived by Grif.
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NaN/100 votesLoading...#16 - A Slightly Crueler Cruller
Season 1 Episode 16 - Aired 4/27/2003
Donut returns with new armor, and Lopez finally speaks.
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NaN/100 votesLoading...#17 - Points of Origin
Season 1 Episode 17 - Aired 4/27/2003
The origin points here.
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NaN/100 votesLoading...#18 - SPF 0
Season 1 Episode 18 - Aired 4/27/2003
Church tries to warn the Red Team of Tex's impending attack.
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NaN/100 votesLoading...#19 - Last One Out, Hit The Lights
Season 1 Episode 19 - Aired 9/28/2003
The final episode of Red vs. Blue season one.
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NaN/100 votesLoading...#20 - Everything Old Is New Again
Season 2 Episode 1 - Aired 1/3/2004
Three months after Tex's second attack on the Red Base, Medical Officer DuFresne ("Doc") arrives in Blood Gulch and contacts Blue Command for orders. He reports to the Blue Team to treat Tex, who has already died.[2] Church explains this to Doc, noting how his and Tex's bodies are both buried in front of Blue base. More helpfully, Caboose conveniently recaps the first season, explaining that Church is actually a ghost possessing Lopez's robot body, which has since been spray-painted cobalt. Caboose has also apparently begun to habitually utter death threats to Tucker in a deep, menacing voice. With nobody injured, Doc, on loan to both armies due to a lack of resources, prepares to visit the Red Team next, but the Reds suddenly attack.
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NaN/100 votesLoading...#21 - Motion To Adjourn
Season 2 Episode 2 - Aired 4/1/2004
With the Reds continuing their attack, Church and Tucker argue over defense strategy. Despite his protest that he is only a medic, DuFresne is officially nicknamed "Doc" by Church, who coerces him into helping by shooting Caboose's pinky toe. Meanwhile, the Reds run out of ammunition, due to Grif's failure to bring extra rounds, and consequently try to bluff the Blues into surrendering.
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NaN/100 votesLoading...#22 - Red vs Bleu
Season 2 Episode 3 - Aired 4/1/2004
The two teams negotiate terms. The Reds demand Lopez's return, but Church is loath to surrender his new body; instead, he cedes Doc as a hostage. In return, Grif is forced to publicly humiliate himself, to the delight of all, particularly Sarge.
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NaN/100 votesLoading...#23 - The Joy of Toggling
Season 2 Episode 4 - Aired 4/1/2004
In order to repair Sheila, Church and Tucker try to determine how to activate the repair sequence in Church's robot body. Church only manages to find the time and temperature function, but Tucker discovers a small switch on Church's crotch. When flipped, it activates a strange beeping noise audible only to Church. Back at the Red Base, the Warthog begins to beep, and announces that its homing beacon has been activated.
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NaN/100 votesLoading...#24 - Sweet Ride
Season 2 Episode 5 - Aired 4/1/2004
Sarge reveals that he had put a remote control in the Warthog to allow Lopez to drive it remotely. Meanwhile, Church, who cannot stand the remote's beeping sound, begs Tucker and Caboose to deactivate it, but the switch breaks. While the other Blues continue trying to help, Church unwittingly causes the Warthog to scoop up Doc and then to attempt to kill Sarge. Having pinned the latter against the wall of Red Base, the Warthog slowly advances its firing machine gun toward his head as the episode ends.
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NaN/100 votesLoading...#25 - Last Words
Season 2 Episode 6 - Aired 4/1/2004
Tucker disconnects the wire that had connected to Church's switch, thereby stopping the beeping noise, but also disabling Church's legs. The Warthog deactivates, sparing Sarge. Driving the Warthog, Doc attempts to unpin Sarge, but only manages to ram him into the wall twice more, and the Reds consequently decide to return him to the Blues. When Simmons and Grif arrive at the Blue Base, they see Tucker still kneeling in front of Church attempting to repair his legs, and quickly jump to conclusions.
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The Worst Episodes of Red vs. Blue
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Worst Episodes Summary
"Why Are We Here?" is the worst rated episode of "Red vs. Blue". It scored N/A/10 based on 0 votes. Directed by N/A and written by N/A, it aired on 4/1/2003. This episode scored NaN points lower than the second lowest rated, "Red Gets A Delivery".