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The Best Episodes of Roseanne

Every episode of Roseanne ranked from best to worst. Let's dive into the Best Episodes of Roseanne!

Best episode
S5E13 Crime and Punishment (1)
8.9433 votes
Worst episode
S9E9 Roseambo
2.6427 votes
Top season
Season 5
7.9avg
Binge time
3d 13h
222 episodes
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Episode Rankings

  1. #1 Fan Favorite
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    Roseanne Season 5 Episode 13 - Crime and Punishment (1)
    8.9/10(433 votes)

    S5:E13

    Dan disciplines D.J. for taking offensive reading material to school-- Darlene's comic book. Dan reacts strongly when Roseanne discovers that Fisher has beaten Jackie.

    Director:Andrew D. Weyman
    Writer:Bruce Rasmussen

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  2. Roseanne Season 5 Episode 14 - War and Peace (2)
    8.9/10(402 votes)

    S5:E14

    Dan returns home to rampart rumors about his behavior, while Roseanne urges a dazed Jackie to leave her abusive boyfriend.

    Director:Andrew D. Weyman
    Writer:Unknown

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  3. Roseanne Season 6 Episode 4 - A Stash from the Past
    8.8/10(457 votes)

    S6:E4

    Foreman Dan feels lower than low for getting tough with his employees at work, while Roseanne lectures David for getting high after she finds a stash of pot in the house -- then realizes it is hers from decades ago.

    Director:Philip Charles MacKenzie
    Writer:Unknown

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  4. Roseanne Season 2 Episode 7 - BOO!
    8.6/10(502 votes)

    S2:E7

    The Conner family terrify each other out of their wits on Halloween night.

    Director:John Pasquin
    Writer:Norma Safford Vela

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  5. Roseanne Season 5 Episode 19 - It's a Boy!
    8.6/10(324 votes)

    S5:E19

    Roseanne wants Darlene's boyfriend, David, to move in with them, but Dan refuses to allow it.

    Director:Andrew D. Weyman
    Writer:Unknown

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  6. Roseanne Season 2 Episode 10 - Brain-Dead Poets Society
    8.4/10(424 votes)

    S2:E10

    Darlene refuses to read her prize-winning poem on Culture Night at her school, preferring to stay home to watch a ballgame with Dan, until Roseanne lays down the law.

    Director:John Pasquin
    Writer:Joss Whedon

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  7. Roseanne Season 3 Episode 24 - Scenes from a Barbecue
    8.3/10(407 votes)

    S3:E24

    The Connors celebrate Mother's Day with a barbecue with Roseanne's feisty grandmother.

    Director:John Whitesell
    Writer:Chuck Lorre

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  8. Roseanne Season 3 Episode 7 - Trick or Treat
    8.3/10(371 votes)

    S3:E7

    Roseanne, mistaken for a guy in her lumberjack Halloween costume, plays along with some braggarts and learns about machismo.

    Director:John Whitesell
    Writer:Chuck Lorre

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  9. Roseanne Season 3 Episode 3 - Like, a Virgin
    8.3/10(345 votes)

    S3:E3

    Roseanne decides it's time to give Becky "the talk", unaware that it's Darlene who needs it more.

    Director:John Whitesell
    Writer:Unknown

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  10. Roseanne Season 1 Episode 20 - Toto, We're Not in Kansas Anymore
    8.2/10(425 votes)

    S1:E20

    As a tornado spins through Lanford, a storm is brewing inside the Conner house over the whereabouts of Jackie who hasn't returned from her trip to the market.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Grace McKeaney

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  11. Roseanne Season 4 Episode 6 - Trick Me Up, Trick Me Down
    8.2/10(364 votes)

    S4:E6

    Roseanne is convinced that Kathy Bowman will take revenge for the Halloween prank she played on her; Jackie flirts with a moose at the Lodge costume party.

    Director:Andrew D. Weyman
    Writer:Amy Sherman-Palladino

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  12. Roseanne Season 4 Episode 12 - Santa Claus
    8.2/10(340 votes)

    S4:E12

    Roseanne talks Leon into letting her play Santa Claus at the mall -- and hears something she wishes she hadn't from one of the kid's mothers, who turns out to be Darlene's new friend and confidante.

    Director:Andrew D. Weyman
    Writers:Chuck Lorre, Maxine Lapiduss

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  13. Roseanne Season 5 Episode 10 - Good Girls, Bad Girls
    8.2/10(319 votes)

    S5:E10

    Roseanne reluctantly allows Darlene to go to a rock concert in nearby Rockford with Molly -- who abandons her.

    Director:Andrew D. Weyman
    Writer:Amy Sherman-Palladino

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  14. Roseanne Season 5 Episode 16 - Wait Till Your Father Gets Home
    8.2/10(314 votes)

    S5:E16

    The death of their father finds Jackie blubbering, but Roseanne angry -- and sharing a drink with the "other woman" in his life.

    Director:Andrew D. Weyman
    Writer:Amy Sherman-Palladino

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  15. Roseanne Season 4 Episode 19 - The Commercial Show
    8.2/10(313 votes)

    S4:E19

    The Conners are sitting pretty for a TV ad for Rodbell's Luncheonette, but at home things get ugly between D.J. and Todd. Leon and Steven break up, and the Bowmans move back to Chicago.

    Director:Andrew D. Weyman
    Writers:Chuck Lorre, Maxine Lapiduss, Jennifer Heath

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  16. Roseanne Season 5 Episode 3 - The Dark Ages
    8.2/10(312 votes)

    S5:E3

    The power company cuts off the Conners' power. Dan and Roseanne must look at Darlene in a new light after David spends the night in her room.

    Director:Andrew D. Weyman
    Writer:Eric Gilliland

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  17. Roseanne Season 3 Episode 16 - Home-Ec
    8.1/10(520 votes)

    S3:E16

    Darlene is embarassed when Roseanne gives Darlene's home economics class a supermarket lesson in real-life family budgeting; D.J. has to deal with a bully.

    Director:John Whitesell
    Writer:Unknown

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  18. Roseanne Season 2 Episode 9 - We Gather Together
    8.1/10(398 votes)

    S2:E9

    On Thanksgiving Day, Jackie finally spills the news of her new job to her mother; and Dan's dad butters up Crystal.

    Director:John Pasquin
    Writer:Danny Jacobson

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  19. Roseanne Season 1 Episode 21 - Death and Stuff
    8.1/10(392 votes)

    S1:E21

    During the family's busy weekend activities, a door-to-door salesman drops by -- and then drops dead in the Conner kitchen.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  20. Roseanne Season 2 Episode 14 - One for the Road
    8.1/10(388 votes)

    S2:E14

    When the parents are away, Becky and her friend Dana play with a little help from the liquor cabinet.

    Director:John Pasquin
    Writer:Unknown

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  21. Roseanne Season 2 Episode 15 - An Officer and a Gentleman
    8.1/10(388 votes)

    S2:E15

    When Roseanne is called away, Jackie impresses Dan and the kids with her homemaking skills.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Norma Safford Vela

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  22. Roseanne Season 3 Episode 21 - Troubles with the Rubbles
    8.1/10(322 votes)

    S3:E21

    The new wife next door, Kathy Bowman, looks down on Roseanne and complains that D.J. is a bad influence on her son Todd.

    Director:John Whitesell
    Writer:Joel Madison

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  23. Roseanne Season 5 Episode 5 - Pretty in Black
    8.1/10(312 votes)

    S5:E5

    Roseanne mortifies Darlene with a sweet sixteen party, then sends her off to her friends while the adults enjoy the festivities, which include a game of Truth or Dare; the Tildens move in next door; Darlene dyes her hair black to make Roseanne mad, but is shocked when Roseanne reacts differently.

    Director:Andrew D. Weyman
    Writer:Amy Sherman-Palladino

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  24. Roseanne Season 7 Episode 6 - Skeleton in the Closet
    8.1/10(309 votes)

    S7:E6

    Leon outdoes himself hosting a Halloween soiree with the Lunch Box clan and a bevy of his gay friends, many of whom seem to know Fred intimately. Meanwhile, Jackie and Roseanne visit Bev's hairdresser and become convinced that she wears a wig.

    Director:Gail Mancuso
    Writer:Unknown

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  25. Roseanne Season 1 Episode 9 - Dan's Birthday Bash
    8.0/10(421 votes)

    S1:E9

    Dan's birthday bash at the Lobo Lounge is interrupted by a bully who picks a fight with Dan at the pool table.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Grace McKeaney

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Best Episodes Summary

"Crime and Punishment (1)" is the best rated episode of Roseanne. It scored 8.9/10 from 433 votes. Directed by Andrew D. Weyman and written by Bruce Rasmussen, it aired on January 5, 1993.

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